Wink Bingo – The Mimes
28 July 2009 by SilkyWhat’s a mildly less soul destroyingly shit way to spend an evening than watching a “sit-com” performed in mime?
That’s right, it’s Wink Bingo!
Anyone fancy a wager as to how many times the words “Wank Bingo more like!” are going to be left in the comments?
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(41 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
87Responses:
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 28 July 2009
Oh my God! I wish ALL the Bingo adverts would just fuck off!
How many of these crappy ads do we need?! I haven’t seen this mime one on the TV yet but I’m so hoping I don’t see it because that ad was just crap.
What’s with the sudden surge of Bingo ads these days?
Oh and just for good measure, Wank Bingo more like!
Also, a big “fuck off” to Crown Bingo. How many more times must I hear “Julie from Newcastle” mentioned?!
Hannah
Said on the 28 July 2009
20p!!!
‘I’ve won 20p!’
Prick.
Wank Bingo, more like.
Ian
Said on the 28 July 2009
What utter shite….
Wank Bingo more like
Phill
Said on the 28 July 2009
Wank Bingo anyone?
Jellyfish McSaveloy
Said on the 29 July 2009
The subliminal message of Bingo ads:
Housewives!! We know that you’re at home bored off your tits whilst waiting for hubby to come home, eat his dinner, go to the pub and maybe slap you about a bit. But don’t worry – now you can spunk away money you don’t really have like a sad act by playing bingo online! No matter that bingo is a social game and is traditionally about meeting your friends and enjoying a night of reasonably priced fun, no!! Now you can do it alone in your sitting room and because you never see the money as you hand it over, we can trouser more folding as you will keep spending, hoping to bring some glamour into your dowdy, grey, abysmal lives!
I’m not sure what’s worse – the hideous stereotyping and cliche-use by the ad men or the adverts themselves which make me want to pin my testicles to a cheese grater with rusty kebab skewers.
Wink Bing? Wank Bingo, more like.
R E Krishna
Said on the 29 July 2009
Like many people I work damned hard for precious little money. I’m not about to piss it away playing online fucking bingo.
Wank Bingo, more like.
sarah
Said on the 29 July 2009
I am very very scared of these mime persons, always have been, scared only a notch or two below the scaredness I feel when I see clowns.
But all this pales into insignificance when I think of my money disappearing down a virtual drain whilst playing stupid, mind-numbing wank bingo, or any other bingo for that matter
I used to go to bingo with my Gran when I was about 18, she didn’t like going on her own. She enjoyed the gossip with other old women, a quick smoke here and there, plus the prospect of winning a few bob.
But bingo at home, alone, no gossip, not shouting ‘house’. How utterly sad.
Anyway, back to the advert., yes, it’s dire. But then aren’t all bingo ads.dire? That horrible lecherous fox in the velvet suit (stuff of nightmares), that drippy woman getting orgasmic cos she’s won 20p., they’re all utterly sad, in my view.
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 29 July 2009
I had a crack at this site to see if I could win 20p too.
I didn’t.
Wank bingo, more like!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 29 July 2009
Just to prove that I too can jump on a bandwagon,
Wink Bingo? Wank Bingo more like…
fleagle
Said on the 29 July 2009
Yep, Wank Bingo. lol
qwidge
Said on the 30 July 2009
I bloody hate Mimes. Also i think this ad cost all of 20p to make.
Wink Bingo? Wank Bingo more like…
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 30 July 2009
I’ve got a ‘wank banjo’, and pluck it frequently.
Dawn
Said on the 30 July 2009
I have a wank bongo. I use it in the congo.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 2 August 2009
Wank Bango: The act of humping an inflatable sheep so hard that it explodes, often destroying the offending genitalia in the process….
Archer
Said on the 3 August 2009
What the hell was the sheep inflated with??
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 3 August 2009
Propane, I still wince whenever I see a Steven Segal film….
Ian
Said on the 4 August 2009
Hang on, at the end of that advert it says “No deposit required” yet in the T+Cs bit in the advert it says “£5 deposit required”
HMMMM, not very good is it.
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 4 August 2009
No Ian, it’s not very good.
It’s wank bingo.
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 4 August 2009
Oh, way to go Wank Bingo. Why say minimum £5 deposit and then at the end you say no deposit required?! Wow, not only does your Bingo suck but you can’t even do the fucking adverts right!
Red Five
Said on the 4 August 2009
Is it just me or does a spot of Wank Bingo sound pretty ace?
Gordon
Said on the 6 August 2009
When I’m out on Wimbledon Common and up to no good, I like to Wank Bungo. He doesn’t seem to mind too much either, apparently it’s a nice break from picking up litter.
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 6 August 2009
Urgh… did anyone go on the WinkBingo YouTube channel? One of their videos shows someone winning a Mini and it has Wink Bingo written all over it. YUCK!
If I won a car and it had all that shit written all over it, I would tell Wank Bingo to fuck off! I would not want to be seen driving a car like that!
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 6 August 2009
Wank Bingo? Fuck Fleegle up the arse more like.
Hello? Hello? Is this thing on…..?
evenflowdave
Said on the 13 August 2009
that is surely a crap advert
but the crappiest ad ever has got to be that microsoft one for songsmith. you can see it here…
http://evenflowdave.com/probably-the-crappiest-advert-in-the-world/ makes me cringe every time
lookin to do a top 10 crappiest ads chart so please leave your suggestions in the comments!
Milky
Said on the 13 August 2009
Hey, evenflowdave fuck off you spammer.
evenflowdave
Said on the 13 August 2009
milky,
it’s not spamming when it’s personal, relevant and you identify yourself.
f*ck off you you faceless tw@t :O
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 13 August 2009
It’s still shit.
It’s not even a attempt at a comment. It’s ‘Hmm, yes that surely was rubbish LOLZERZ!!!!1eleven…..now everybody look at me’.
evenflowdave
Said on the 13 August 2009
maybe too much emphasis on self promotion. i’ll bare that in mind.
i actually said it’s crap, cause it is crap. thought that was the point of the post.
anyway, sorry to just barge in with links, in retrospect not the best thing to do on a first comment
sarah
Said on the 14 August 2009
hmmmm that’s freaky
Gordon
Said on the 14 August 2009
Reading Evenflowdave’s last but one comment I can’t help but notice and maybe I’m missing the point completely, but should it be tw@ and not tw@t – the “@” symbol completed the word and doesn’t need another “t” on the end. Surely that’s just tautology?
Who’s the twat now?……Probably me…….I’ll get my coat.
evenflowdave
Said on the 14 August 2009
you’ve got a point there gordon @ does complete the word.
Anyway… tw@? – wank bingo, more like
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 21 August 2009
Here follows an excerpt for my upcoming stageshow “ADBREAK” which is an epic tragedy.
HiddenScyphozoa: Oh, woe is us.. our beloved and revered leader, Satiny, has deserted us, leaving us to feed upon each others poor words, ravening like beasts, striping the flesh from each other bones, what hour of man shall bring us freedom from this despair? When shall our bodies, beaten upon the anvil of time, be released unto the blessed light? How can we rise up, rise up, rise up, to the rapture of whinging about ads, if no one can show us the way?
Archer
Said on the 21 August 2009
“Striping” the flesh?
Hmmm…
(And… yes… I’ve appointed myself your official spellchecker – see the Aviva post – since you were so mean about other people’s spelling.)
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 21 August 2009
Noun- Striping – the act of marking with stripes.
However you missed the lack of plurallisation of the second other, I only noticed because I’m a floppy disk…
Archer
Said on the 21 August 2009
Awww… sweetie… you used it as a verb, not a noun. And the second other was a possessive, not a plural.
That’s detention and lines for you.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 21 August 2009
Yes Mistress,
I will not be a cunt,
I will not be a cunt,
I will not be a cunt,
I will not be a cunt,
I will not be a cunt,
I will not be a cunt,
Is that enough?
Archer
Said on the 21 August 2009
Maybe just one more time…
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 24 August 2009
I can’t be bothered doing any more copypasta….
Archer
Said on the 24 August 2009
Lazy.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 24 August 2009
Maybe just one more, If i’m sufficently motivated…
Archer
Said on the 24 August 2009
I’m quite tired tonight. Any chance you could motivate yourself, and just give me a shout when you’re ready?
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 24 August 2009
That never works… I always seem to over motivate myself, then there’s no need to shout…
Archer
Said on the 24 August 2009
Ah well… it looks like I’ll just have to be happy with six times then.
Always Behind
Said on the 28 August 2009
Wink Bingo….more like Wank Bingo.
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 15 September 2009
Oh great. Wank Bingo have got a new ad on TV and this one is just as shit. It shows this woman winning on that bingo site and then she starts celebrating by dancing with a fucking dog! How much more retarded can you get? FUCK SHITTY BINGO ADS!!
Phill
Said on the 21 September 2009
Come one, wheres the updates? Site hasn’t had any additions since July!
Archer
Said on the 28 September 2009
You’re right Phill… and people are taking the piss now. Using the place like a chatroom or a dating site or something.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 28 September 2009
Internet dating??? Whatever happened to just getting drunk???
Archer
Said on the 28 September 2009
It’s highly overrated.
Watching You
Said on the 29 September 2009
The tension is ridiculous – I log on every day to see whether or not Silky is out yet and posting new adverts (I understand if he is not allowed to own a computer as a term of his parole).
However, this is not the tension I’m talking about. Will they? Won’t they? – yes, I’m talking about you two – CovertJellyfish and Archer (who else is still reading this rubbish).
Just a get a room and post a link to whatever deviant website you post the resulting video to.
Filth, it’s just filth.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 29 September 2009
Wow! Are you jealous because we are clearly this generations Gold Blend couple??
qwidge
Said on the 29 September 2009
Phwoar! I’d shake Anthony Stewart Head’s beans if you know what i mean
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 29 September 2009
How many times would you shake them??
Archer
Said on the 29 September 2009
I must apologize. I think I told a bit of a fib on here on 24th August…
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 29 September 2009
Well, you weren’t to know….
Watching You
Said on the 30 September 2009
CovertJellyfish – of course I’m jealous – the last three girls I met on the internet turned out to be police officers!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 30 September 2009
Police officers eh? Did they take down your particulars??
Archer
Said on the 3 October 2009
Did they take down your particulars, throw them across the room and tell you you won’t be needing them again??
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 4 October 2009
Well if you want them back you can just get out of my bed and get them can’t you…
Ian
Said on the 6 October 2009
Urgh, just saw the hideous dog advert. That CGI dog, Hideous, so badly done. makes me want to hurt the people who agreed to animate the bloody thing!
And just for completeness:
Wank Bingo!
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 11 October 2009
Argh, I just watched Harry Hill’s TV Burp and fucking Wank Bingo sponsor it. So now I gotta put up with seeing another FOUR shit Wank Bingo ads. Just FUCK OFF!
Daniel Newton
Said on the 12 October 2009
This is one of them new format adverts that really drive me up the wall.
Where they start singing, stop, start singing, stop, start singing – ARGHGHH!!!
Its like the boots adverts (here come the girls) where shes trying out all the different looks in the mirror and each time they stop and restart the song from the begining (about 5 times) – Its so fucking annoying its untrue.
Also; are we going to see any new adds on TWA? last one was wank bingo nearly 4 months ago… there is only so many ‘back issues’ i can read! there are so many new adverts going unapreciated!
Gerry
Said on the 12 October 2009
This is just as bad as Ringo’s advert. I bet both of them are single, all they need is some fuckin lingo. They should of called this Wank Bingo.
Phill
Said on the 15 October 2009
So, is this site dead now?
No updates since July
Egg Bert
Said on the 16 October 2009
I HATE THIS ADVERT!
Wank Bingo
Said on the 22 October 2009
The reason she wears gloves is so that when her computer gets seized by the police, they cant link her finger prints with the 1000’s of indecent images that are stored on that shitty computer.
Helen Jameson
Said on the 28 October 2009
Ha, ha, you should look at the tv companies themselves for some dreadful self promotions and adverts – http://www.thames-tv.com
Louise
Said on the 28 October 2009
This site used to be updated reguarly where is Silky?
Dannielle Newton
Said on the 29 October 2009
Wow a photo of a tree. x
Bad News
Said on the 30 October 2009
REAL Dannielle Newton
Said on the 31 October 2009
Stop it, bitches….
I'm Daniel Newton and so is my wife
Said on the 31 October 2009
More like Wank…wait what?
Bad News
Said on the 1 November 2009
Rest in Peace TWA. ;-(
Louise
Said on the 2 November 2009
What is the bad news?
Danton Newiel
Said on the 2 November 2009
Has someone passed away?
Andy
Said on the 3 November 2009
Wish this site would come back, I just saw the teddybear hugging AcciNet advert – It must be TWA’d!
RE: Andy
Said on the 4 November 2009
Andy: I completely agree with you, this site would be fantastic if they would just update it with a few more recent adverts.
And maybe get rid of the obv troll/spammer masquerading as ‘Daniel Newton’ the real Daniel Newton (from Manchester I believe) seems to have given up because of this person using his/her name! I wish he/she would come back, his comments are hilarious!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 4 November 2009
Seconded> Daniel.. Come back, don’t let the trolls win.. Something will get worked out.
Glenn A
Said on the 8 November 2009
These bingo adverts are like a rash and usually appear during soaps – presumably people who like Emmerdale are usually assumed to be women who play bingo so this is the advertisers reasoning. However, while this is irritating, the one that The Sun used to the tune of Amarillo was even worse.
Leon
Said on the 16 November 2009
Sometimes I imagine [btw wank bingo more like] that some ads. have been produced basically by someone winning a competition to star in one; or these mimes were spotted in the street somewhere like amsterdam and invited to do this shite; or it’s students who won top of performing arts for that year and this was their project. and they’re cheap labor, so basically we pay for it instead. great
kelvin
Said on the 19 November 2009
wank bingo more like
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 19 November 2009
Everytime I see that ad with the dancing dog I just get the urge to MURDER whoever came up with that shit! The ads are bad enough but having to see Wank Bingo FOUR times every time I watch TV Burp is driving me so FAR up the wall! Why is Bingo so fucking popular?!
Also, another “fuck off” goes to Posh Bingo! POSH?! What the fuck is so posh about it? It’s just another fucking Bingo site!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 26 December 2009
Not related to Wink Bingo but I recently saw an ad for CheggersBingo.com. Yes, that twat off GMTV now has an advert for a Bingo site!
Ian
Said on the 14 January 2010
Can we declare the site dead yet? I hate coming to check only to have my heart broken when there’s no new ads accompanied by witty commentary
bored...
Said on the 20 January 2010
i dont really get this video it doesnt really fit in with what its supposed to be advertising…
Eleanor Maw
Said on the 11 February 2010
I hate the anti smoking TV adds, they can just fuck off.
Roland Chandler
Said on the 27 February 2010
Digg it 10 nill
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