Comments on: Volvic – The Volvic 14 Day Challenge

By: Spr Hutton

Spr Hutton — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 09:34:13 +0000

i think if i were to live next door to this man for a week i would impregnate his wife the fuck his asshole with a chainsaw

By: AJXX

AJXX — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 13:00:58 +0000

“I’m off for a cheeky Volvic” cheeky Volvic? what a fucking bellend

By: frankie smales

frankie smales — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 00:51:23 +0000

the volvic 14 day challenge is by far the worst challenge ever
if you constantly drink nothing but volvic for thoes 14 days
you will end up running to the lavatorie every 5mins a day
me personaly i’d rather drink tea and coffee and the advert itself is
annoying to say the least only people who drinks nothing but
expensive water is people who keeps fit and thoes wh do not drink
caffein drinks.

frankie smales

(frankie smales movie and tv review uk)

By: JO

JO — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 08:15:18 +0000

It’s back!!! Correct – the worst TV advert. Dreadful. You can hear the marketing manager briefing the agency now – I want to create a viral buz about our product – brief; convince everyone to drink our product more and then sales will spike. Agency can’t think of anything like a meerkat, or maybe they did and client wasn’t brave enough – so lets just use up the production budget producing a mock movement phenomenon to create a fake viral campaign which is just missing anything believable. The worst bit is – it must have worked… Oh brother.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:30:05 +0000

oh god its back!

By: gertcha

gertcha — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 11:57:19 +0000

I agree this ad is annoying but whats even more annoying is anyone who proclaims that “this ad is nothing more than a marketing ploy” as if that makes it somehow different from every single other ad ever made for any other product ever sold.

By: Bex

Bex — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:47:50 +0000

Its amazing how posting anonymous comments on a bad ad forum can actually make me detest myself even more

By: Bex

Bex — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:24:23 +0000

By that I dont mean I was an alcoholic at the age of 10, I mean that I drank very little of anything.

By: Bex

Bex — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:23:18 +0000

I’ve seen a variety of different volvic men and women, Archer, and to be honest, I have embraced them all in my heart. I dream of the day they will join me and we can break free from this parched island and torrefied society and build a utopia of our own, on an island we shall name Volva, where every Volvician has the right to water (I’ve heard this somewhere before…human rights…?), at any time, any place, and we shall play unidentified sports, and write rock’n'roll songs exclusively about H2O (plus bits of rock residue), love songs, odes to this “feel good”-giving stuff. For too many years the Human Race has shunted this simple compound, arrogantly snubbing it. I say no. Let us drink, and we, my poor, lost friends, shall “feel better”.

Actually though, I used to have a drinking disorder when I was younger, so perhaps its the stupid sods like me its aimed at.

By: Archer

Archer — Tue, 19 May 2009 06:52:34 +0000

I love my parents’ “rock and roll” Volvic man… and I love their freedom to watch it.

If only everyone would register and cast their vote on June 4th then, despite the politicians’ sleaze, we wouldn’t have to be scared of fascism.

And then we would all be free to watch the varied Volvic men and judge them in a free society.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:55:46 +0000

Water is rock and roll!! It helps get rid of the taste of bats….

By: Archer

Archer — Sun, 17 May 2009 11:40:44 +0000

I’m at my parents’ house, where they have different TV channels. They also seem to have a different Volvic guy. This one says that drinking water isn’t “rock and roll”, but he’ll do it cos it makes him feel good.

I’m not sure but I think I prefer their Volvic guy.

By: jimmymental

jimmymental — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:46:16 +0000

Dinosaur Alan fucking rocked! Penn and Teller are fucking sweet too!

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:26:40 +0000

I miss Dinosaur Alan.

By: Phallus Nimrod

Phallus Nimrod — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:36:54 +0000

Irritating? Or sexily desperate?

By: Ferret Face

Ferret Face — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:29:15 +0000

I love the marketing ploy of Volvic in this one….

“Buy Volvic every day for 14 days!, we don’t promise, but we reckon that you will feel better!. And if you don’t feel better… Well… Then don’t buy it again”

Great….

By: Thundar

Thundar — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:28:06 +0000

Phallus Manboob?
Mate, it’s great to see you, unfortunately you need to stop harassing me for my special sauce, having a bloke hang out in front of your flat all day screaming for man love is a bit irritating

By: Phallus Nimrod

Phallus Nimrod — Fri, 15 May 2009 13:18:35 +0000

I’m pretty sure I mouth-boned this douche in an alley in 1974. His special sauce was thick like porridge; no way he’d been drinking enough water back then. Go Jimmy Go.

By: Archer

Archer — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:59:35 +0000

I think we’ve all got a bit carried away with this advert.

Damn the French. And all their water.

PS For no reason at all I would like to add that I was taken to the Volvic bottling plant on a French exchange with school. I saw nothing there to suggest that I would be able to play unspecified sports if I drank their water.

But we were taken to a holy spring nearby where the limestone sediment in the water settled over the centuries to form likenesses of saints. Make of that what you will.

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Thu, 14 May 2009 23:11:52 +0000

I had to go and drink some water, cunningly hidden in a Fosters can, when I read Joanna saying ‘cock end’ ! Made me go all tingly !