Ultralase – Jonathan Edwards & Steve Redgrave
16 February 2009 by SilkyIn a world exclusive I can bring to you the first draft of the new Ultralase advert featuring Jonathan Edwards and Steve Redgrave. Enjoy:
“Jonathan? How are things?”
“Steve. Same old, same old.”
“Must be 8 years since we competed together at the Games.”
“Where did you go?”
“Well, while I was competing with you I was having my wonky eyesight fixed.”
“Having your wonky eyesight fixed and competing at the same time?”
“Yeah, vision and competition. And Ultralase helped me see straight again.”
“Sounds easy.”
“It was. Getting A1 vision changed my life. Now I’m earning more money then I ever thought I could. Even the misses is happy. Oh and I was knighted.”
Is it me or does that remind you of anything?
Quite. The. Onscreen. Rapport.
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
6Responses:
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 16 February 2009
Where do you get your inside info from?
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 16 February 2009
I didn’t make that comment! I can’t edit it or anything…
I’ve literally got Silkys hand up my arse, making me do stuff. Stuff like going with old men for coin.
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 17 February 2009
I must admit though, i do like the feeling.
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 17 February 2009
Bastards!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 18 February 2009
Erm…. MEDIC!!!
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 20 February 2009
It’s not fair….it wasn’t meeeeeeeee!
*snot bubble*