Update

The very speedy Gina has won this competition a mere 45 minutes after I posted it.

So well done to Gina.

There’ll be another competition in a couple of weeks time (one that should run for a bit longer) so don’t worry you can still be in with a chance to win random crap too…

TV’s Worst Adverts First Birthday Competition!

Yes, to celebrate the first birthday of TV’s Worst Adverts and to say a bit of a “thank you” to those of you foolish enough to read and participate on this blog we’re having a crazy give-away competition!

More on that in a second. Important things first: the prizes.

The Prizes

I wanted to find some prizes related to TV adverts. But short of the winner popping round my house and us watching the TV ad breaks together, I couldn’t think of anything suitable, so I’ve got some random crap instead.

Woo! Random Crap! Yeah!

First up, there’s the Ministry of Sound’s The Mash Up Mix 2007. I slagged off Clubland Xtreme Hardcore 4 just the other day so thought I should offer some decent dance music to my devoted readers. And when I say “decent” if you don’t shake your fruity, tootie boooty to CD2 you’re either dead or you’re a plank of wood and Katie Melua has nailed you to the floor.

Secondly, there’s The Official Razzie Movie Guide: Enjoying the Best of Hollywood’s Worst. A book full of the hilariously rubbish output of Hollywood studios. A book right up TWA’s street.

Both prizes were very kindly donated by the Halifax (bank account that I have).

The Competition

OK, so here’s what to do.

Based on the theme of the prizes (film and a mash up) I’ve mashed up, into a single dialogue - or typed in, one after the other, if you prefer - 3 lines from my 3 most favouritest films ever.

Clever, no?

All you have to do is be the first to leave a comment with the correct names of the films from which the lines are taken and you will win!

Simple.

Here’s the lines:

“I don’t need your fuckin’ sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!”
“They must be close; I’m getting a hard on!”
“I feel so funky!”

Know where they’re from?
Know how to use Google?

So get thinking then get typing!

How to Win Shit

As I said: “All you have to do is be the first to leave a comment with the correct names of the films from which the lines are taken and you will win!”.

Once we have a winner I’ll drop you an e-mail to get your address so please don’t leave any contact details other than the usual (including a valid e-mail address) in the comment.

If there’s no winner, then I’ll roll the prizes over to a second competition I’ll run in a couple of weeks.

Sorry, none of my mates can enter.

Answers

Please see Gina’s comment for the answers.