Sorry for the delay in this result but I’ve been otherwise engaged pebble dashing the inside of our toilet for the past 2 days.

But without further ado - and as I know you have probably all chewed your finger nails off up to the arm pit in anticipation - I’ll let you know the winner of the TV’s Worst Adverts First Birthday Competition #2!

So, it’s congratulations to Mike Empuria whose guess of 1060 was, spookily, only 11 off the correct answer (1049)!

This means that Mike has either:

• Wasted his good luck winning a shitty competition on a crappy blog when he could be winning El Gordo.
• Too much free time on his hands.

Either way it also means he’s the winner of the magnificent prize bundle. Hoorah!!

I can’t help but feel it’s a justly deserved win as Mike has played no small part in helping to make TWA so much fun to do.

Thanks Mike, and well done.

I’d also like to say thanks to the other 11 of you that entered even though the prizes fell out of a donkeys bottom.

Cheers.

TV’s Worst Adverts First Birthday Competition #3?

I wasn’t planning on running a third competition but after the overwhelming popularity of this competition - nearly one in every thousand readers entered, for God’s sake! - I’m going to run a third competition.

Hold on to your love juices though folks, it won’t be for another couple of days yet…