Comments on: Tunnocks Caramel Wafer

By: Fuck off Satellite TV

Fuck off Satellite TV — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:24:36 +0000

Fuck off spammer.

By: Satellite TV

Satellite TV — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:11:32 +0000

Amazing! Used to watch such stupid ads on my Satellite TV on my PC. Had a such channel. But this one is just a non sense!

Never saw this one though

By: rik o shea

rik o shea — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:01:44 +0000

re steve, not as lame as you obviously.

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:58:59 +0000

Silly little advert, but Tunnocks could use Celine Dion in their adverts and I’d still buy those caramel wafers.

The basic idea kind of works, but it seems a bit cheesy or folksy to me.

By: arieas

arieas — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:16:19 +0000

The bar tastes nice.

Never saw this on TV but just watching it here, meh. Low budget… says it all really.
Don’t quite get the point of miming eating chocolate will help sell chocolate, except that copper should benefit from it.

By: Kim

Kim — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:46:20 +0000

Mmm tunnocks caramel wafers are amaaaaaaaaazing!!!! :]

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:47:42 +0000

Hi darlings, sorry about my last outburst, my boyfriend has just left me so I’m a little bit emotional.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 18:01:50 +0000

I just stumbled across this site, do you morons have nothing better to do than sit on the internet slagging off adverts, how lame is that? sad bastards…..

By: Neil

Neil — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:28 +0000

I love Tunnocks and companies like them, genuine teeny little companies that haven’t (yet) been subsumed by some ginormous multi-national.

Maybe it’s because it’s painfully obvious that they, like I, have got no connection with “That London” whatsoever. Everything about the company from its adverts to its website to its branding seems like the olden days reaching out to today, bit like anything and everything DC Thompson produces.

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 22:39:11 +0000

If you want really crap games, then go to the Greggs website, featuring Paddy and a dog.
I actually tried to play one of them but then found that staring at the wall was more enjoyable.

By: Another Ad Hater

Another Ad Hater — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:02:35 +0000

Wow, their website really is crap. They have 2 flash games there and they are the most generic I have ever seen. The first one is a Pacman rip off but with NO ENEMIES and the second one is just so awful. There is hardly any animations in that game. When you jump and move around the boy is in the exact same pose. Also, there are white boxes around the text and they use the boring Comic Sans font.

About the TV advert, I saw it once on Channel 4 and I was just thinking “what the hell?” How does a Tunnocks lorry driving past make you want to eat an imaginary wafer?

By: HonoraryNortherner

HonoraryNortherner — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:43:27 +0000

Tell me about it, I went on their site too and played the snowball game which is hilarious. The thing that really killed me was when I went to the news page and there was no news!!

By: Fraser

Fraser — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 05:30:56 +0000

The only thing worse than their TV ads is their website – check out the games there for superior crapness (so bad it almost borders on genius).

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:58:53 +0000

Having spent the past nine and a half hours in the garden shed searching my porn collection, I found her in an old copy of “Tits ‘n Taters – Pre op delights”

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:34:29 +0000

I’m sure I have seen the blonde woman at 0:12 somewhere before….

By: HonoraryNortherner

HonoraryNortherner — Fri, 29 May 2009 08:20:54 +0000

You know when I recorded this ad I had only seen it twice and I haven’t seen it since so I was so glad that I managed to sky plus it and put it on YouTube for all to see because I had a feeling it wasn’t going to be on tv for long.

I’ve made my own version of the ad and it would be awesome if others followed in mock style! Let’s try and get as many as we can. The alternative ad can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNJaOsyZib8&feature=related

By: Anthony

Anthony — Tue, 26 May 2009 16:43:08 +0000

I’m not sure about this one. The ads that try to be amateurish and a bit friendly home-made looking are usually easy to spot by a give-away hint of polish somewhere. Take the Cillit Bang adverts where they ask the obviously RADA-trained actors to sound a bit like thickoes and be slightly hesitant and a bit robotic with their words. Here we have full rubbishness all round however. So is it that the agency got everything spot-on for an amateurish anti-glitz credit-crunch friendly look, or is it genuine rubbishness? I’m still not sure.

Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers are fantastic though, especially the dark chocolate blue option.

By: bobbybrowner

bobbybrowner — Mon, 25 May 2009 13:31:57 +0000

wow this is choctastic NOT

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Fri, 22 May 2009 21:10:00 +0000

Errr….I quite like the wafers actually, despite the faux chocolate covering. Advert is crap though.

By: qwidge

qwidge — Fri, 15 May 2009 23:09:52 +0000

That is the most godawful “jingle” i’ve ever heard…it’s like a late nineties Jasper Carrott joke jingle or something.