Scene: 2 Advertising Executives just about to go into pitch meeting with Trident.

Exec 1: “Do you want to hear me do a funny accent, Sebastian?”
Exec 2: “Do I ever, Bertie!”
Exec 1: “I’m from Jamaica, mon. I like reggae music, mon.”
Exec 2: “Wizzo Bertie! That was v funny. Do you want to hear a funny word? Ginge told it me earlier.”
Exec 1: “Yes please, Sebastian. I love funny words!”
Exec 2: “Mastication!”
Exec 1: “Tee hee! That is funny. Do you know why that’s funny? Because it sounds like ‘masturbation’!”
Exec 2: “I know. I bet it would sound A1 100% pure humour in your Jamaican accent!”
Exec 1: “Mastication! Mastication! Mastication for the Nation! Mon…”

Wankers.

Judge for yourself:

Update

It seems that I’m not the only one who objected to this advert, and after receiving over 500 complaints the ads have been pulled from broadcast. Shame.

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