Comments on: Top Gear – The DVD Game

By: Anthony

Anthony — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 02:56:03 +0000

It’s called entertainment people. Maybe you’d prefer to sit infront of the box and watch “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here”…. I don’t think so. Then again if you don’t like “Top Gear” you’re likely to be entertained by childbirth.

By: Bobdog12

Bobdog12 — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 23:21:00 +0000

Yes – that stab of guilt at hearing ‘Top Gear Presenter in near fatal crash’ and realising in some reptile corner of my brain I’d hoped it might be Clarkson. I’d forgotten that. But you’re a bit unfair to poor ol Vernon. I’m rather fond of his new haircut and I doubt Family Fortunes would work without him. (if you’re under twenty five you might like to know that in the old days the families used to be played by real people!)

By: Silky

Silky — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:00:30 +0000

Bob, you’ve really mixed up you tenses there…

“You bunch of arseholes” – plural. “Get a life” – singular.

That really should read “You bunch of arseholes, get lives!”

Oh, hang on, I think I’ve just made this worse…

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 14:32:34 +0000

You bunch of arseholes, get a life!

By: d70f6v

d70f6v — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:51:31 +0000

God, the most worrying thing about this thread is that it took me a while to find a website with anyhting bad to say about Top Gear!

What a massive bunch of toss Top Gear now is. It’s as potent wankertainment as it comes. Take a look around the audience behind the presenters for Gods sake. Meanwhile Jeremy “professional non-PC Gobshite” gets a whacking great salary of MY PISSING LICENSE FEE to shout whatever ignorant bollocks he likes – usually “the environments a big fat puff for overheating and all that and anyone who gives a shite is a tragic mentalist”.

As for May and Hammond, I’d like to say I’d like to see these two odeus little sychophants do without their Lord and master in their own shows. But of course I wouldn’t.

RIP Top Gear, once a dull but reasonably informative look at what new motor to buy. And the occasional bit of rallying that no-one really cared about. Now a wank rag for those of sub-human intellegence, the lead-footed hairy-knuckled fuckwits that make every journey on the UKs roads a misery. Rest assured the next time some c**t races up behind you to within an inch of your bumper and flashes you in the outside lane of the when you’re already doing 85 he’ll be late for the latest episode of this glorious reflection on our wonderful society today.

By: RumpleThumps

RumpleThumps — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:05:31 +0000

A bit off topic really, but can someone submit an ad thats got Vernon Kaye in? Just so I can slag it off. Because, unfortunately, he’s a lanky,talentless prick of the highest order, and I bet if you asked 100 people that…etc…etc….

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:52:02 +0000

I guess I am sorry.Just needed to make a point.

By: Silky

Silky — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:50:09 +0000

Hang on a minute, Dan. Are you moaning about people moaning?

I bet your wife loves you… etc

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:00:09 +0000

I love the people on here.They remind me of a man I work with who does nothing more than MOAN about everything on Tv and just about everything off Tv.Some of you lot just sit and wait for something to moan about.I bet your wife’s love you dont they you moaning tossers.

By: Adam

Adam — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:16:01 +0000

I also agree top gear is pretty crap, and very rehearsed and staged. Like when they aledgedly set alight to a 50k car wash, how ridiculous, and when they were in the usa and clarkson came back with a huge moose on the top of his car, its pathetic how people can sit like zombies and take this all for face value its pure crap, by wankers for wankers!

By: Capucine

Capucine — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:42:54 +0000

Goodness me, I appear to have landed in an alternative universe of Blogland where people actually like, and rave about, Top Gear.
What on earth is the matter with you people? TWA is absolutely spot-on. A programme by tossers, for people with nothing better to do than watch childish pranks. God, how you must miss Game for a Laugh.
Yes, that means you dear father and all uncles in my sorry petrol-obsessed family. And as for a spin-off DVD game, I’d rather lick p*ss off a nettle.

By: Dan

Dan — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:08:34 +0000

Top Gear is the only thing on TV worth watching.I would even watch all the repeats on DAVE just because there is nothing on that entertains quite like Top Gear.The AD for the DVD games is cheesy but there is more than 20 perfume or aftershave ads that are 10 times worse and go on 4 times longer than the Top Gear one.
I am also a wanker,like I didnt already know.

By: izgrant

izgrant — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:37:18 +0000

I have to say, the obvious scripting that goes on in top gear is cringe worthy. I do love the way that every adventure they go on is more exciting and nail biting than watching a Seagal film..let me explain…Clarkson drove a Bugatti (not that he needed to as I cant really see him doing 200mph + on public roads) and Hammond + Richard flew a plane…they made the story out to be a really close race and all the gags were hoplessly acted out…But I suppose if they had filmed it as per normal it wouldnt make good television..
I will give top gear its due..it’s the kinda of programme the whole family can sit down,watch and enjoy but my hatred stems from them all having a better job than me..bunch of c***s, whats even more annoying is that some pikey could do their job.

By: Keith

Keith — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:28:04 +0000

Anything tht’s said about Vernon Kaye that’s bad, I will agree with. What a big, gobby, talentless TOSSER. As for the ad, it’s just plain cheesy.

By: mikeempuria

mikeempuria — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:43:21 +0000

I like Top Gear and I like Jeremy Clarkson and I like Richard Hammond so if that makes me a wanker then pass me the baby oil.

The thing about the advert that I have a problem with is the blowing up of caravans. I wanted to shout “Richard, that’s Braniac; you don’t do that any more!” Top Gear drives things through caravans (which should be a legal obligation) but I suppose they want to appeal to the Sky TV audience. As well as us wankers.