Sun Bingo - B.I.N.G.O.
13 August 2007 by SilkyThere are simply no words to describe the following advert for the Sun newspaper’s online bingo game.
Oh sweet Jesus, save us all…
Update
After some sterling work by other readers (see comments below) TVs Worst Adverts can now bring you the lyrics to this televisual advertisement abomination:
B.I.N.G.O.
It is B. Brought by the Sun.
It is I. On the Internet.
It is N. Never boring.
It is G. Great chatrooms.
It is O. Online.
B.I.N.G.O.
Watch out for the writers at this years Ivor Novello Awards.


49 Votes




35Responses:
Mike Empuria
Said on the 13 August 2007
Kill me now!
Lee
Said on the 5 September 2007
Truly shit.
CArly Smith
Said on the 11 September 2007
Yeah but have you seen the other bingo ads out there like the FOxy bingo ad. I’d suggest looking at some of the bingo comparison sites and using their info - user reviews and comparisons of the offers etc rather than just expecting a shit ad for online bingo to generate new players. Word on the street is that The Sun is doing Ok but that must just be down to their huge database
Bingo Alerts
Said on the 11 September 2007
Check out bingo alerts for all the best online bingo deals. There are defo better ads for online bingo out there than Sun
Silky
Said on the 13 September 2007
Hey Carly,
I’d love to complain about the shameless advertising for Bingo Alerts that you’ve left in the comments of this post but then I remembered that allow Google to place ads on this site in exchange for huge sums of cash… so I don’t really have a leg to stand on.
Maybe a little more subtlety in the future though, hey?
Cheers, Silky.
Lou
Said on the 13 September 2007
I have to say that I dont mind people telling me about websites that could be useful to me and I did go to bingo alerts at Carlys prompting and found it to be a good site with loads of useful info and offers. Its the shameless plugging of useless sites that annoys me. At least Carly was on topic!!
Jon
Said on the 25 September 2007
what does the blonde girl say? not only does the advert annoy me but not knowing what she says is worse. is it something to do with broadband? arrrghgrh!
Silky
Said on the 25 September 2007
I think Jon, but I may be wrong, that she says “It broadbandsome”.
Which is obviously complete gibberish… but then what do you expect from a Sun reader.
Ooh, cutting.
Lizzie
Said on the 3 October 2007
Hi,
Does anyone know if these are real actors in the ad? I think I recognise an old friend!!
Natalie
Said on the 12 October 2007
I to have been wondering for ages what the crapping hell that blonde girl says, it bugged me sooo much! But I think she is saying “brought by the sun” If it’s not brought it’s something like that but she is definitely saying “by the sun”. But it is the shitest advert I’ve seen for a while
Jon
Said on the 12 October 2007
Natalie, you may be onto something there, at least that kinda makes sense. I will now be able to slit my wrists with a clear conscience. hehe. But I think we may need to get Lizzie to ask her friend what is being said..
Ellie
Said on the 12 October 2007
I dont think its what the people in the ad are saying I think its the constant chanting of B.I.N.G.O which makes me want to thrown my kitten through the TV. I know how to spell the word, so why cant they just say it. Plus those girls in the ad are clearly too stupid to knwo how to turn a computer on let alone work out how to deposit money on their credit card!!
weelula
Said on the 12 October 2007
Its brought by the sun. Why didn’t they just say bingo for b?
SamDV
Said on the 12 October 2007
The one saving grace of this rather irritating advert is that the ‘never boring’ woman is really, really cute!!! Or am I on my own with that one!?
haworth oaks
Said on the 12 October 2007
what is that woman saying
Jon
Said on the 12 October 2007
If you read from the top down or even bottom up you can usually get the gist of a thread. But just in case, I originally asked what the blonde girl says in the Sun B.I.N.G.O advert (what this thread is about). We think we have cracked it and she says (”it is B”) “Brought by the Sun”.
Ellie
Said on the 12 October 2007
thats great that you cracked it, but why do they need to sing B.I.N.G.O. Also who is the composer of the music, he needs to be taken to the Hague and tried for crimes against humanity
Mike Empuria
Said on the 12 October 2007
@Ellie
The reason that they are singing B.I.N.G.O. is because they are remaking/using/destroying the classic hit by Ottawan called D.I.S.C.O.
For the sake of completeness here are the original lyrics (oh God I can’t believe I’m posting this):
D.I.S.C.O (3x)
She is disco
She is D delirious
She is I incredible
She is S superficial
She is C complicated
She is O oh, oh, oh
She is D desirable
She is I irresistible
She is S super sexy
She is C such a cute
She is O oh, oh, oh
D.I.S.C.O.
She is disco
She is D disasters
She is I impossible
She is S super special
She is C crazy, crazy
She is O oh, oh, oh
She is D delightful
She is I incredible
She is S sensational
She is C sweetest candy
She is O oh, oh, oh
D.I.S.C.O
She is disco
Ottawan are of course also famous for the classic hit “Hands Up”
That’s it! A shotgun or “Have I Got News For You” beckons - not too sure which.
Bang!!
Silky
Said on the 13 October 2007
Thanks for that Mike… and let me reassure you that in no way does knowing the lyrics to D.I.S.C.O. by Ottawan bring shame on you or your family.
Honest.
Darren
Said on the 15 October 2007
The blonde says “Broadband Sun”, I’m sure of it.
Terrible ad.
FiestyFox
Said on the 15 October 2007
It’s not so much the plonky ‘actors’ or what they are saying that gets me.
What I can’t figure out (and never will) is how Sarah Cox keeps getting so much voice over work when she’s got the WORST dippy female voice I’ve ever heard in my life!
It just baffles me???
Dunk
Said on the 24 October 2007
Is that the Shrek looking bloke from Hear Say in this ad??
Pembe
Said on the 24 October 2007
That sun bingo advert is so shit and anoying .
Every thime it comes on I switch the channel over!
Get it off TV NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CathK
Said on the 28 October 2007
Re Fiestyfox 151007 - couldn’t agree more re Sarah Cox - I mean Sarah Cox is ok I suppose - but she comes accross a bit untalented - it’s hard to desribe her but I just don’t get how she is famous as a DJ or voice over - she isn’t that great - she is unfunny and makes childish cringeable comments and just sounds unprofessional and a bit lazy - can someone please tell me why she is slightly famous? I mean yes she comes from Bolton and used to go to Bedford High School in Leigh Lancashire (so I hear?) and her dad had a farm and she had a horse called Gus or summat and she has a dog called Snoop or summat (no idea how I know all these sad things??? - I just have a ridiculously good memory for stupid shit)
Also while we are supposed to be on the subject of bingo - I digressed - no I don’t think he is the Shrek type bloke from Hearsay on the Sun BINGO ad - I think he just looks like him and although the ad is pure shit it’s better than that Foxy bingo ad - now that is just fookin creepy!!!!!
Ben
Said on the 2 November 2007
but the girl who sings ‘never boring’ is quite fit.
mr. shallow.
lee
Said on the 7 November 2007
i’m in love the the brunette that says never boring. anyone know her name?
Soap
Said on the 12 November 2007
I quite fancy the “Never boring” girl.
I don’t get out much.
Stef
Said on the 14 November 2007
Following another assault on my ears and eyes, I’ve just googled Sun Bingo Advert and got here. Thank goodness I found it as I now know it’s not just me. Reason for search is that I couldn’t for the life of me work out what the B was - it sounds like “Rob Anson” - who the hell is that? Thankfully the “Brought by the Sun” has explained this (though “Broadband Sun” was the best explanation I had worked out prior to that) and I won’t feel like someone who’s just heard nails scratching a blackboard anymore.
On another note, a friend once said to me “How can Sarah Cox have a job on the radio? I’ve never heard someone with so many speech impediments at the same time in my life”. I’ve never forgotten that and think of it every time I hear her voice.
I guess they couldn’t get that other voiceover favourite Mariella Fostrup to degrade herself by being part of a Sun ad.
No comment re “Hear’Say Guy”. His enthusiasm astounds me…
Frontman
Said on the 16 November 2007
The “never boring” girl is indeed f*cking stunning. Something really sexy and cute comes across in that one short, but oh so sweet line!! We definitely need to find out who she is!!
Silky
Said on the 17 November 2007
Stef, glad you found us and glad that other advert haters could help you out.
Sara Cox does have an annoying voice but in a cutesy way that makes you think she’s good to her Mum, wouldn’t you say?
kellie
Said on the 22 November 2007
the guy at the end of the ad looks like Tuckers (todd carty’s) mate Benny from Grange Hill to me….
lucy
Said on the 30 November 2007
Lizzie - its not Emily that u recoginise as your friend is it??
Tom
Said on the 2 December 2007
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anonymous
Said on the 6 December 2007
omg, that advert has been buggin me 4 weeks!!!! that 1 that sings, brought byt the sun, i couldn’t figure out wot she was sayin, it pisses me off every time its on!!!
Mr Bingo
Said on the 29 August 2008
Sorry to disapoint you guys… but I actually like the Sun Bingo ad:)
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