Scholl Cracked Heels Cream
16 June 2007 by SilkySome people are vain. That’s an undeniable fact. I present to the court exhibit A – Victoria Beckham.
But just how vain do Scholl think people are?
In their latest advert for cracked heel cream, there’s a women on an escalator who is embarrassed to be seen in public because she has cracked heels!
Jesus H Christ! What a crime against all things decent! Cracked heels you say? She should be publicly burned, the crack-heeled Witch!
Come on Scholl, give us a break. As if life isn’t hard enough without having to worry about whether the person behind me on the escalator is going to vomit down the back of my trousers because of a scabby bit of skin on my foot.
Whatever next? Public humiliation for having a bit of flaky skin on your scalp? Oh no, hang on, that is very humiliating. Well, whatever. My advice (obviously as a trained podiatrist) if it hurts, get some cream, if it doesn’t, forget about it.
3Responses:
Dave
Said on the 10 February 2008
Gaw blimey I wouldn’t be seen with that Kelly Brook mate ‘ave you seen the state of ‘er ‘eels, crascked to fuck they are.
inssey
Said on the 11 August 2008
Cracked heel cream!!!? How the hell do you get your heels cracked. This seems to be another female only problem like”slow digestive transit” which are caused by lifestyle. So wear appallingly bad footwear get cracked heels, eat poorly and end up straining hopelessly for hours
PFW
Said on the 26 December 2008
What you on about? Loads of people get cracked heels and they not only look ugly they can be painful as the cracks can be very deep. As a frequent long distance walker I need to look after my feet not just for cosmetic reasons. This product is excellent.