13Responses:

• Dave Gladding

  

  Said on the 28 November 2008

  Yes, it`s a shame isn`t it?
  I still remember the last ad. for “lovely”, when a genuinely sexy lady got out of a limousine and whirled around only to morph into Sarah – I suppose the desire for fame steps ahead of wordly beauty every time, does it not?
  Anyway, it shouldn`t matter, because, as any lady will tell you – “It`s whats INSIDE” that counts.

  Perhaps they should give the product a more appropriate name – any suggestions?

• ali

  

  Said on the 28 November 2008

  I suppose “equine” or “stablehand” is a bit too obvious…

• Louise

  

  Said on the 2 December 2008

  I think she’s beautiful personally but I’m not one for conventional beauty since I love ginger guys.

• max

  

  Said on the 10 December 2008

  A vile woman

• kesmund

  

  Said on the 27 December 2008

  pufume for horses nice

• Joshua

  

  Said on the 12 February 2009

  “Yes you’re heaven-sent from above”.

  Yes, well, if you believe in heaven, above is where it will be.

• justawful

  

  Said on the 18 February 2009

  I guess she must be classed as an attractive woman, but to me she always looks like a man dressed up and made up as woman. As if someone has done a superb job – but you can still tell.

• fishbonealic

  

  Said on the 12 April 2009

  Have you ever noticed that you never see SJP and Bruce Forsyth in the same room….

• rick o shea

  

  Said on the 22 April 2009

  sarah jessica s dad is parker from thunderbirds notice the family resemblance ????

• rick o shea

  

  Said on the 22 April 2009

  yep, no doubt whatsoever its a lady boy, just about to launch new fragrance essense of faggot

• rick o shea

  

  Said on the 1 June 2009

  sarah jessica porker more like .

• rick o shea

  

  Said on the 1 June 2009

  sarah jessica porker has just had a sniff of her new scent, truffle, I love it she grunted.

• Ad Hater 2.0

  

  Said on the 23 December 2009

  Fucking fragrance adverts! I really, really, REALLY absolutely FUCKING HATE these ads! I don’t care if it’s a designer fragrance just get the fuck off my TV! I know it’s near Christmas but there’s no excuse for shoving 5 fragrance ads in my face EVERY 10 FUCKING MINUTES!

  “Do you have the code?” SHUT UP!!!!

  “Diamoooooooooooonds! Are a girl’s best FWENNNNNNDD!” If I ever hear this singing again, I’m gonna MURDER who ever sang this ear bleeding excuse for a song!

  So, fuck Georgio Armani, fuck Lacoste and fuck every other designer fragrance that exists as I DON’T CARE about this shit!
  If I ever got one of these fragrances as a Christmas gift, I’d hold this crap up to a candle and use it as a FLAMETHROWER!

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