Comments on: Sarah Jessica Parker – Covet

By: Belia

Belia — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 06:47:50 +0000

You should not stop blogging! It is very wonderful to read a sane commentary for once.

By: Folding Table

Folding Table — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 11:10:56 +0000

Sarah Jessica Parker is really very very beautiful specially during her younger years ‘~,

By: Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel

Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:17:40 +0000

As Jeremy Clarkson said, she ‘has a face like a boiled horse’.

She’s not been arrested for kicking in the shop window, but for being in possession of an offensive face.

By: inssey

inssey — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:05:53 +0000

“She looks like a foot!”

By: Crimewave

Crimewave — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:41:42 +0000

http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/entertainment/sarah-jessica-parker-tops-unsexiest-woman-of-the-year-list-2_1002481.html

Kinda says it all.

By: Ricky F

Ricky F — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:42:32 +0000

SJP is a hound, her face lokos like a police photofit of Rod Hull and as for her ‘talent’ I’d hardly call a show about 4 middle ages sex-obsessed sluts work of a genius. She probably just thought…

“I wonder what the Golden Girls would have been like if it was set 20 years earlier in New York.”

But I digress, she is an ugly bastard.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:56:30 +0000

I think she’s really clever, not only an actress but also a chemist and perfumier wow! Not only her but other celebs have their own fragrances, someone in Hollywood must have been handing out chemistry sets for Christmas presents.

By: emr

emr — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:53:16 +0000

You guys are all missing the point… The entire advert is just a metaphor for drug addiction…First comes the craving “I have to have it!!!”…..forced into theft and breaking windows to feed the habit….captured by police…eyes hollow and sanity destroyed by the drugs, she ends her days in a lonely cell.

By: CathK

CathK — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:29:36 +0000

she’s not THAT bad!! – she’s nearly 43 years old FFS?? – there’s PLENTY uglier than her – but yes she is too bony and ballerina-esque with her physique – bit like Madonna – far too lean which dosen’t look natual or feminine to me – especially the arms and hands.

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:43:53 +0000

Sometimes i think she looks great then other times i think she looks awful- think it depends on her hair as well sometimes, I love Sex and the City, i can also see why some people may think she is ugly, but sometimes she can look very nice

By: Silky

Silky — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:20:01 +0000

Yes C, that’s all true. And I hear that her Dad is stronger than my Dad too.

By: c

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:34:41 +0000

SJP is beautiful and amazing and I think you’re just jealous because you can’t have her. She has more talent. Although she only acted as a writer on SATC, I bet she can write a better column than you did on this website.

By: Silky

Silky — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 21:15:38 +0000

Hang on, check your facts Casual Observer, I think you’ll find that I’m married to Matthew Broderick.

Oh no, you’re right it is SJP.

She is much better than me after all.

By: Sean

Sean — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:36:48 +0000

I’m not married to Mathew Broderick, does that mean I’m not beautiful? My mum says I’m very handsome.

By: Steve

Steve — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:13:41 +0000

Oooh, ‘Casual observer’ has given us all both barrels and no mistake. Is he/she a relation of Sarah Jessica Parker? Summat’s up when he/she launches into such an impassioned defence of the former Sex and the City (such a tacky little show in my ‘umble opinion) stalwart.

I would like to think Parker and other celebrities are mortified by critical comments, but I rather doubt it, as celebs tend to take great pains to shield themselves from the real world the rest of us are happy to live in.

What Matthew Broderick’s looks have to do with Parker’s commercial activities is far from clear, but the point is his wife is an overpaid actress trying to flog overpriced perfume in a market already chock full of the stuff.

By: Casual observer

Casual observer — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 15:03:22 +0000

I’m sure Sarah Jessica Parker is mortified by your comments. In fact, I can visualise her sobbing all the way to the bank whilst banking the takings from the perfume your wife/girlfriend secretly bought out of your joint bank account. And doing so in her `Â£500 a pair’ red soled shoes (you probably missed that). Of course, the fact that someone could be perceived as beautiful by others, even if it is not to your taste has obviously passed you by. She is married to Mathew Broderick you know? Now if any of you can hold a candle to him in the looks department, then you may well be qualified to hold an opinion. Otherwise, shut up ugly.

By: Sean

Sean — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:13:10 +0000

I don’t know which planet but I’m willing to fund a mission to send her to Jupiter to see if it’ll improve things.

I’m not sure why she’s going to so much effort to kick the window in. I’m pretty sure that high-class fragrances aren’t quite sold in litre containers, like the one she was trying to nab.

Great kicking. Would have been better though if she was barking like a drugged ape and flailing her arms at the same time. Soiling herself would have been an added bonus.

By: Bauster

Bauster — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:02:45 +0000

Awkward goony kicks followed by shaky old lady hands. The French talk is completely unsexy and the crazy look at the end is priceless. My how I despise this woman. On what planet is she attractive?

By: Silky

Silky — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 06:56:11 +0000

Wodge, yeah the new one is worse in one way because she turns her hand at acting in this new one. But there are far too many shots of her prancing round in the old one. Mike, glad you like the link. If you haven't already seen, I heartily recommend The Life and Death of Peter Sellers for a fine performance by Charlize.

By: Mike Empuria

Mike Empuria — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:24:34 +0000

Shit! I’ve just remembered that my wife reads this blog!

Er…the Charlize Theron link is good because as a web designer I like looking at different styles…yeah, that’s it!

Phew.

Hi darling xxxx