Comments on: Sainsbury’s – Trying Something New For 140 Years

By: Nik

Nik — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:01:50 +0000

I kinda like it

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Sat, 01 May 2010 11:55:10 +0000

The latest Sainsbury’s advert is shit. All we see is Jamie Oliver (yes that cunt is back again) walking through a field banging on about sausages for 50 FUCKING SECONDS! This ad is boring as hell, it’s a fucking waste of time and money. I just can’t believe that this twat is worth £65 million!

By: Rob

Rob — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:14:47 +0000

I wanna throw a brick at that bloke on the latest sainsburys advert. I mean he’s 18/19 and still gets his mum to buy his CD’s. Then he blasts the music out of the car to impress that shelf stacker girl. “I think she fancies me”. I think not you complete prat!

By: Archer

Archer — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:34:32 +0000

I fucking hate the woman in these adverts. And her little dog too.

By: Another Ad Hater

Another Ad Hater — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:50:47 +0000

Oh God, the latest Sainsbury’s adverts are complete and utter SHITE! I thought Jamie Oliver was annoying but this woman that they are using in their ads is beyond FUCKING IRRITATING!
The Sainsbury’s Finance ad is the one that is complete SHIT! Why does she let that guy buy some crappy CD just because she gets double Nectar points? What fucking good is that? Nectar points are shit and you get fuck all with them! So the most expensive things you can get from Nectar cost 5,300 points. What can you get for these points? A fucking Scrabble board game or a Nokia headset or Fisher Price walkie talkies.

2 Nectar points are gained from every £1 spent in Sainsbury’s so to get 5,300 points you’d have to spend £2,650 or £1,325 on that credit card! What the FUCK?! £2,650 for fucking SCRABBLE?!

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:49:54 +0000

Well, dash it all ! I went into my local Aldi, and despite my earlier comment, confound it all if they didn’t have whole lobster available for five of Her Majesty’s pounds ! Obviously I purchased 1000 of them and threw them to the the poor people as I passed the local ASDA, bless their Burberry hats !

By: Another Ad Hater

Another Ad Hater — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:59:18 +0000

“However, on the plus side, puke envoking Jamie Oliver is not in this one.”

That is so true. Everytime I see ANY Sainsburys advert with Jamie Oliver in it, I’m shouting “FUCK OFF SAINSBURYS” at the TV as I really am getting sick of seeing this twat everytime and I really don’t care about his shitty programmes on Channel 4.
“Feed your family for a fiver?” How can you feed your entire family for £5?! Do you mean 5 people or something? What if your family is like 20 people? How could you feed them all for a fiver?

By: uncle phil

uncle phil — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 22:44:15 +0000

Good ole sainsburys! Only took them a decade and a half into the 20th century and a World War to start them employing women.

However, on the plus side, puke envoking Jamie Oliver is not in this one.

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:53:28 +0000

Ahhhh, thank you Bex, my English Tutor at Eaton would be so disappointed with me !

By: Bex

Bex — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:35:49 +0000

“Run out”, surely, if one is going to be all posh and grammatical?

By: SpunkyMonkey

SpunkyMonkey — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:14:20 +0000

Neil,

Yeah, I probably did sound pompous, but I swear to God that our local Asda IS swarming with chavs. I know that they are chavs because I couldn’t see any hired help accompanying them whatsoever. And, as you point out, they WERE buying ‘Basic’ labelled items ! One had to express outrage !

I went to Aldi for the first time yesterday, and despite the poor people cluttering up the aisles, I found their prices quite reasonable and I was able to buy quail a lot cheaper than Sainsburys. I was disappointed that they appeared to have ran out of fresh lobster though.

By: Neil

Neil — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:07:57 +0000

I know I’m a bit late coming up with this but I just feel that I HAVE to point this out…

SpunkyMonkey, old chap, are you not aware that it is Sainsbury’s high prices that keep out those distasteful “chavs” and prevent them from so distressing your grocery excursion with their dropped aitches and tendency to purchase goods labelled “Value” and “Basic” in their ugly packaging that just looks so out of place among the anchovy paste and own-brand champagne?

One has to *pay* for exclusivity, don’t you know…

By: Jason

Jason — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:18:07 +0000

There is a massive wave of these nostalgia based TV ads crashing over us poor viewers at the moment Hovis and Virgin Atlantic have done it well but the M&S one stinks. You can watch them all in one blog post http://tinyurl.com/lqkuu3

By: anothergordon

anothergordon — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:26:21 +0000

What are all those people doing hanging out at the Hampstead Lido in their swimming costumes in the middle of winter? Maybe those clever people who shoot ads don’t know that leaves fall off trees in winter.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:00:51 +0000

Oh I don’t know R E, a bottle of baby oil, a box of tissues, Hollyoaks video….

By: R E Krishna

R E Krishna — Fri, 29 May 2009 12:36:36 +0000

Quite so, but you can’t really beat a good knob joke. “At the end of the day”.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 28 May 2009 16:52:54 +0000

And in our modern 24/7 lifestyle, where we can change our electricity/gas/internet/credit card/mortgage/bank/girlfriend/video collection/wardrobe/mirkin selection/mobile phone/STD at any time we want, can we truly say that there is an “at the end of the day”?

Who said I was only good for knob jokes? I’m a thinker I am!!

By: R E Krishna

R E Krishna — Thu, 28 May 2009 12:25:19 +0000

“it’s only an advert at the end of the day” Strictly speaking of course this statement is completely untrue, unless they choose to show it only at 23.59.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:06:57 +0000

Wow, 4 days… I was expecting to be flamed well before that!!

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:15:56 +0000

Hey Localshopper, was CovertJellyfish’s comment a bit too subtle for you? You might want to reconsider who the thick tit is.