Pizza Hut – Double Stuffed Crust
3 May 2008 by SilkyYou know what I hate about pizza?
Yeah, that’s right. It’s a food product almost completely lacking in good quality double-entendres.
As hard as one might try it’s very difficult to make a amusing saucy comment about cheese and tomatoes on baked dough.
“Do you want a thin crust or… deeeeeeep paaaaaan?”
“Would you prefer a…. Hawaiiaaaaaan? Fwoar!”
So thank God for Pizza Hut and their new advert.
For not only do Pizza Hut sell a pizza that requires the waiting staff to ask customers:
“Do you want a double stufffed crust?”
The advert also includes a line that’s normally only heard in back-street massage parlours come saunas.
An “extra happy ending with every slice”, you say?
I’ll have a… laaaarge oneeeee, then! Wahey!
Please feel free to leave any Pizza based smut in the comments. And if you’re lucky, Pizza Hut might use it in their next advert.
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(9 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
16Responses:
Phil
Said on the 3 May 2008
“I want my pizza covered in HOT SAUSAGE! PHWOARRRR!?!?!”
PCWV
Said on the 3 May 2008
“Hey baby…. wanna pizza the action.”
Gina
Said on the 3 May 2008
Damnit, I was going to use ‘pizza the action’.
Erm … ‘you can melt my cheesy toppings any day.’
Jonny Chestwig
Said on the 4 May 2008
“Hello, I’m here to deliver ONE LARGE MEAT FEAST”
DING DONG!
Jonny Chestwig
Said on the 4 May 2008
As an aside, I thought it faintly vulgar when the hand squeezes the crust in the ad and the cheese positively oozes out of the end. Perhaps thats just me though!
Gordon
Said on the 6 May 2008
You can’t beat a cheesy ring.
R E Krishna
Said on the 6 May 2008
Why are you all taking the pizza tof this advert?
PCWB
Said on the 6 May 2008
Hey baby.. I’m like Pizza Hut, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free!
Annoyed viewer
Said on the 7 May 2008
Lets all eat pizza adn bocome obese! Yay!
Annoyed viewer
Said on the 7 May 2008
Lets all eat pizza and become obese! Yay! U even get the paps following the Dominos pizza. Stylish.
Annoyed veiwer
Said on the 7 May 2008
Sorry but i’ve just got a thing about, food ads and all those ‘going green’ ads too.
Chicken now lay OMEGA 3?
Yea i’m talking about that ‘chick ..chick ..chick ..chickeeennn… Gotta lay OMEGA Threeeeee…’
What next this pizza contains pentapeptides?
Or maybe …’here at pizza hut we are going green, our ingredients are so natural they wont even make u fart! … in fact we are so commited to the environment ,the pizza dosent come in a box, you can eat it straight off the floor.. but it will still cost you £12.99′
Honestly i am getting sick of this.
Ian
Said on the 10 November 2008
that advert is almost as good as going to the chip shop and being asked by the burly woman behind the counter, “Do you want your sausage smoked or batered?”
Paul P
Said on the 22 December 2008
I like to stick my willy in the stuffed crust xx
Suzanne Lawson
Said on the 28 September 2009
The extra cheese means extra calories and extra colesterol. I prefer the extra special pizzas from Morrisons.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 28 September 2009
Only Double Stuffed?? This is insufficent.
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