Pizza Hut - Double Stuffed Crust
May 3rd, 2008You know what I hate about pizza?
Yeah, that’s right. It’s a food product almost completely lacking in good quality double-entendres.
As hard as one might try it’s very difficult to make a amusing saucy comment about cheese and tomatoes on baked dough.
“Do you want a thin crust or… deeeeeeep paaaaaan?”
“Would you prefer a…. Hawaiiaaaaaan? Fwoar!”
So thank God for Pizza Hut and their new advert.
For not only do Pizza Hut sell a pizza that requires the waiting staff to ask customers:
“Do you want a double stufffed crust?”
The advert also includes a line that’s normally only heard in back-street massage parlours come saunas.
An “extra happy ending with every slice”, you say?
I’ll have a… laaaarge oneeeee, then! Wahey!
Please feel free to leave any Pizza based smut in the comments. And if you’re lucky, Pizza Hut might use it in their next advert.
Just How Bad is this Ad?
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11Responses:
Phil
May 3rd, 2008 1:09 pm
“I want my pizza covered in HOT SAUSAGE! PHWOARRRR!?!?!”
PCWV
May 3rd, 2008 2:07 pm
“Hey baby…. wanna pizza the action.”
Gina
May 3rd, 2008 5:03 pm
Damnit, I was going to use ‘pizza the action’.
Erm … ‘you can melt my cheesy toppings any day.’
Jonny Chestwig
May 4th, 2008 9:33 am
“Hello, I’m here to deliver ONE LARGE MEAT FEAST”
DING DONG!
Jonny Chestwig
May 4th, 2008 9:37 am
As an aside, I thought it faintly vulgar when the hand squeezes the crust in the ad and the cheese positively oozes out of the end. Perhaps thats just me though!
Gordon
May 6th, 2008 7:05 am
You can’t beat a cheesy ring.
R E Krishna
May 6th, 2008 12:32 pm
Why are you all taking the pizza tof this advert?
PCWB
May 6th, 2008 1:48 pm
Hey baby.. I’m like Pizza Hut, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free!
Annoyed viewer
May 7th, 2008 7:05 pm
Lets all eat pizza adn bocome obese! Yay!
Annoyed viewer
May 7th, 2008 7:07 pm
Lets all eat pizza and become obese! Yay! U even get the paps following the Dominos pizza. Stylish.
Annoyed veiwer
May 7th, 2008 11:10 pm
Sorry but i’ve just got a thing about, food ads and all those ‘going green’ ads too.
Chicken now lay OMEGA 3?
Yea i’m talking about that ‘chick ..chick ..chick ..chickeeennn… Gotta lay OMEGA Threeeeee…’
What next this pizza contains pentapeptides?
Or maybe …’here at pizza hut we are going green, our ingredients are so natural they wont even make u fart! … in fact we are so commited to the environment ,the pizza dosent come in a box, you can eat it straight off the floor.. but it will still cost you £12.99′
Honestly i am getting sick of this.
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