Pizza Hut - Double Stuffed Crust

May 3rd, 2008

You know what I hate about pizza?

Yeah, that’s right. It’s a food product almost completely lacking in good quality double-entendres.

As hard as one might try it’s very difficult to make a amusing saucy comment about cheese and tomatoes on baked dough.

“Do you want a thin crust or… deeeeeeep paaaaaan?”

“Would you prefer a…. Hawaiiaaaaaan? Fwoar!”

So thank God for Pizza Hut and their new advert.

Stuff My Crust

For not only do Pizza Hut sell a pizza that requires the waiting staff to ask customers:

“Do you want a double stufffed crust?”

The advert also includes a line that’s normally only heard in back-street massage parlours come saunas.

An “extra happy ending with every slice”, you say?

I’ll have a… laaaarge oneeeee, then! Wahey!

Please feel free to leave any Pizza based smut in the comments. And if you’re lucky, Pizza Hut might use it in their next advert.

Judge for yourself.

Just How Bad is this Ad?

1 TWA Exclamation!2 TWA Exclamations!3 TWA Exclamations!4 TWA Exclamations!5 TWA Exclamations! 7 Votes
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11Responses:

  • “I want my pizza covered in HOT SAUSAGE! PHWOARRRR!?!?!”

  • “Hey baby…. wanna pizza the action.”

  • Damnit, I was going to use ‘pizza the action’.

    Erm … ‘you can melt my cheesy toppings any day.’

  • “Hello, I’m here to deliver ONE LARGE MEAT FEAST”

    DING DONG!

  • As an aside, I thought it faintly vulgar when the hand squeezes the crust in the ad and the cheese positively oozes out of the end. Perhaps thats just me though!

  • You can’t beat a cheesy ring.

  • Why are you all taking the pizza tof this advert?

  • Hey baby.. I’m like Pizza Hut, if you don’t come in 30 minutes the next one is free!

  • Lets all eat pizza adn bocome obese! Yay!

  • Lets all eat pizza and become obese! Yay! U even get the paps following the Dominos pizza. Stylish.

  • Sorry but i’ve just got a thing about, food ads and all those ‘going green’ ads too.
    Chicken now lay OMEGA 3?
    Yea i’m talking about that ‘chick ..chick ..chick ..chickeeennn… Gotta lay OMEGA Threeeeee…’
    What next this pizza contains pentapeptides?
    Or maybe …’here at pizza hut we are going green, our ingredients are so natural they wont even make u fart! … in fact we are so commited to the environment ,the pizza dosent come in a box, you can eat it straight off the floor.. but it will still cost you £12.99′
    Honestly i am getting sick of this.

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