Comments on: OXY – Girls Stick To Oxy Guys

By: Mr A Reaper Esq

Mr A Reaper Esq — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:49:22 +0000

you are aware the reason why the girls get stuck to this prick is that he mastubates so much its like a tube of superglue walking around the streets..so every time he passes one of these thick whores they can not help but get stuck to him….

By: GUL

GUL — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 17:11:13 +0000

Lots of money spent, absolutly opposite resutl! Hehe

By: rik o shea

rik o shea — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:40:28 +0000

for those deep rooted buggers try burning em out with oxy -cetaline ,fill with flesh tone paint and smooth over with putty knife .

By: Bex

Bex — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:41:25 +0000

That is true, but atleast for once I’m not complaining about having to watch an advert!

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:08:43 +0000

However turning up in a Lambo can do wonders for horse shit guy…

By: Neil

Neil — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:35:40 +0000

In that case Bex, it’s not the Oxy that would make you stick to him…

(and he’s selling the product to blokes)

In other words, Oxy won’t actually make any difference in getting girls to sitck to you. If you have a face resembling a bag of shitty bricks smeared in horse manure and a health problem that leaves you smelling of the same, all the Oxy in the world won’t get you a sniff.

By: Bex

Bex — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:40:43 +0000

Personally, as a seventeen year old girl, I don’t really care what product he advertises, just get that bloke on’telly more! He’s absolutely gorgeous! I’d buy anything off him…

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:35:42 +0000

“Engineered for young male skin”
Hope Gary Glitter doesn’t see this ad.

By: Steven

Steven — Tue, 19 May 2009 13:47:10 +0000

The worst ones are the Clearasil adverts with the tagline “may cause confidence” where in the ad’s world “confidence” = “being an unbearable arrogant twat”

The very worst of the Clearasil ads is the teen who asks a random girl if he can borrow her lipstick then unprovokedly kisses her, to which I add the tag “Clearasil – May cause rape” The worst thing is, she acts like she loves it, which is a fucking abominable message to give to young men.

By: Roz

Roz — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:33:38 +0000

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy video

By: Archer

Archer — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:48:09 +0000

Note to teenagers:

They love you for your confidence. They love the fact that you can make jokes and chat shit. They love the fact that you look like you’ll shag at the drop of a hat.

They hate you deep down. They detest you as a person. They have no respect for you as an individual.

Shag them… OXY or no OXY. They aren’t looking at your physical appearance. They’re looking at the fact that your soul has been destroyed.

And it has. You hate you.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:34:04 +0000

The clone has been shipped to the island by the power that be Silky. Why can’t the trolls just stay in their cage on 4chan?

By: Archer

Archer — Mon, 18 May 2009 11:34:04 +0000

Grey Ham – yes, I would call a woman ‘govenor’. But I wouldn’t call her ‘gal’ or ‘lady. That would be patronising.

By: qwidge

qwidge — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:54:08 +0000

100% Archer

peachy!

By: Grey Ham

Grey Ham — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:35:43 +0000

Would you call a lady guvenor?

By: Archer

Archer — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:27:49 +0000

It’s short for govenor. Not gender specific.

By: Grey Ham

Grey Ham — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:17:06 +0000

I’m a gal not a guv.

By: Archer

Archer — Sun, 17 May 2009 21:09:46 +0000

Not guilty, gov. Sorry.

I’m sometimes drunk, often inappropriate, seldom funny. But I’m always 100% Archer.

By: Grey Ham

Grey Ham — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:57:33 +0000

I’ve got a feeling that the one named Archer is the clone.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:43:59 +0000

He did not lie to you Archer, definately not…

Don’t you think I am a great guy by the way….