OXY – Girls Stick To Oxy Guys
15 May 2009 by SilkyHere’s another lovely bad ad submitted by Matthew:
Remember being a teenager… *sigh* those were the days.
Wait, no they weren’t! For the socially inept and unattractive it was bloody awful.
But while I work on my Computer Science degree and plan on how I’ll make all my childhood foes pay with my nerdiness, Oxy are doing what advertisers have always done. Selling things people don’t need by making them feel crap!
Unlike Lynx and Clearasil however, they seem to be desperate to beat their competitors to making an ad that just consists of 20 seconds of a loud man shouting insults at us followed by a 10 second sex scene.
Nearly there guys!
Cheers, Matthew.
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(34 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)
29Responses:
Red five
Said on the 15 May 2009
Total pish!!
That is all.
jimmymental
Said on the 15 May 2009
Agreed, fucking dogpiss!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 16 May 2009
Lol I wonder who will be the fist to have a bloke holding the product and shouting “WANT SEX? BUY THIS!”
sarah
Said on the 16 May 2009
‘The fist’…..?
CovertJellyfish (Not that one)
Said on the 16 May 2009
Stop pikkin on mee sara
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 17 May 2009
It appeares we have a clone Sarah, some easy identifiers include the inability to type a coherent sentence.
I wonder what I was thinking of when I made that typo though…
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 17 May 2009
Oh, and go right on picking on me Sarah, I believe in free speech and I give out enough guff to expect it back with the interest added.
sarah
Said on the 17 May 2009
jellyfish, I’m the original pedantic armadillo. Though I realised you r’fist’ was a genuine typo, I couldn’t resist commenting on it .I still have the images in my head that it suggested….. and yes,we do seem to have picked up a couple of groupies…..
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, tis said. I visualise them desperately thumbing through the OED, in a futile attempt to construct a sentence with words of more than four letters and a sprinkling of punctuation…………..
Archer
Said on the 17 May 2009
I’ve always been led to believe fellatio is the sincerest form of flattery.
Sarah, are you telling me my headmaster lied to me??
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 17 May 2009
He did not lie to you Archer, definately not…
Don’t you think I am a great guy by the way….
Grey Ham
Said on the 17 May 2009
I’ve got a feeling that the one named Archer is the clone.
Archer
Said on the 17 May 2009
Not guilty, gov. Sorry.
I’m sometimes drunk, often inappropriate, seldom funny. But I’m always 100% Archer.
Grey Ham
Said on the 17 May 2009
I’m a gal not a guv.
Archer
Said on the 17 May 2009
It’s short for govenor. Not gender specific.
Grey Ham
Said on the 17 May 2009
Would you call a lady guvenor?
qwidge
Said on the 17 May 2009
100% Archer
peachy!
Archer
Said on the 18 May 2009
Grey Ham – yes, I would call a woman ‘govenor’. But I wouldn’t call her ‘gal’ or ‘lady. That would be patronising.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 18 May 2009
The clone has been shipped to the island by the power that be Silky. Why can’t the trolls just stay in their cage on 4chan?
Archer
Said on the 19 May 2009
Note to teenagers:
They love you for your confidence. They love the fact that you can make jokes and chat shit. They love the fact that you look like you’ll shag at the drop of a hat.
They hate you deep down. They detest you as a person. They have no respect for you as an individual.
Shag them… OXY or no OXY. They aren’t looking at your physical appearance. They’re looking at the fact that your soul has been destroyed.
And it has. You hate you.
Roz
Said on the 19 May 2009
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesy video
Steven
Said on the 19 May 2009
The worst ones are the Clearasil adverts with the tagline “may cause confidence” where in the ad’s world “confidence” = “being an unbearable arrogant twat”
The very worst of the Clearasil ads is the teen who asks a random girl if he can borrow her lipstick then unprovokedly kisses her, to which I add the tag “Clearasil – May cause rape” The worst thing is, she acts like she loves it, which is a fucking abominable message to give to young men.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 19 May 2009
“Engineered for young male skin”
Hope Gary Glitter doesn’t see this ad.
Bex
Said on the 5 June 2009
Personally, as a seventeen year old girl, I don’t really care what product he advertises, just get that bloke on’telly more! He’s absolutely gorgeous! I’d buy anything off him…
Neil
Said on the 17 June 2009
In that case Bex, it’s not the Oxy that would make you stick to him…
(and he’s selling the product to blokes)
In other words, Oxy won’t actually make any difference in getting girls to sitck to you. If you have a face resembling a bag of shitty bricks smeared in horse manure and a health problem that leaves you smelling of the same, all the Oxy in the world won’t get you a sniff.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 17 June 2009
However turning up in a Lambo can do wonders for horse shit guy…
Bex
Said on the 17 June 2009
That is true, but atleast for once I’m not complaining about having to watch an advert!
rik o shea
Said on the 17 June 2009
for those deep rooted buggers try burning em out with oxy -cetaline ,fill with flesh tone paint and smooth over with putty knife .
GUL
Said on the 23 October 2009
Lots of money spent, absolutly opposite resutl! Hehe
Mr A Reaper Esq
Said on the 21 April 2010
you are aware the reason why the girls get stuck to this prick is that he mastubates so much its like a tube of superglue walking around the streets..so every time he passes one of these thick whores they can not help but get stuck to him….
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