Comments on: Orange – Animal Balloons

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:25:05 +0000

FUCKING ORANGE ARE USELESS COCKSUCKING WHORE MONGERS. THEY DESERVE TO BE CASTRATED AND RAPED BY MUTANT CAMELS. TWATS.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:30:13 +0000

Cool… It’s good when you can reach out and touch somebody….

By: Archer

Archer — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 18:19:25 +0000

I find the handsfree kit comes in verrrrry useful.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:27:33 +0000

What extras come with it?

By: Archer

Archer — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 12:29:58 +0000

I think I’ve got that plan on my phone. You get a really good service with it. A really, really good service.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:08:09 +0000

And here I find my Balloons.. Do Orange have a “Jellyfish” plan?

By: Cathryn

Cathryn — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 11:15:49 +0000

shitty hippy indie themes?
what are you on about
this advert iscool
and has nothing to do with hippy, or indie themes at all

By: Annoyed veiwer

Annoyed veiwer — Wed, 07 May 2008 23:42:44 +0000

Whats with advertisers and shitty hippy indie themes?

By: Pete The Pedant

Pete The Pedant — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:45:37 +0000

If that balloon in the advert is a panther then I’m an aardvark’s adopted nephew. It reminds me of Arnie getting his Ace Rimmer training in Red Dwarf. “You are a cougar. BE the cougar”. Cue hamster in a wheel.
Think I might give O2 a call – they only rip you off. They don’t try humiliating you too.

Jeff, was Monkey dropped because PG tips had already rescued him from the wreckage of ITV digital? And just imagine a big orange Johnny Vegas balloon.

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 18:50:54 +0000

Agreed Chris it needs better names, how about DONKEY, WOMBAT, SLOTH, JELLYFISH, GANNET, things that reflect the personality of its users. On another point, not this ad but the earlier ‘good things should never end’ one, was the young woman in the ad trying to portray someone with special needs? It was in poor taste if she was.

By: chris

chris — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:30:55 +0000

Its a shame they didnt decide on names like “SHARK” or “LION”. That something to be proud of!!

By: Jonny Chestwig

Jonny Chestwig — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:57:05 +0000

I think the twee music and absurdly ‘down-home’ Scottish accent of the narrator are the most lamentable aspects of this ad. It’s not quite as awful as the ‘good things should never end’ on with the coloured ribbons. A sub-standard Bravia rip-off if ever there were one.

By: Silky

Silky — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:47:30 +0000

Cheers for that, snooks.

I’ve fixed it now

By: snooks

snooks — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:22:21 +0000

Ornage?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:15:37 +0000

Having worked on orange as they were releasing these plans, racoon was previously ‘monkey’ but they thought that might offend people, telling them that they’re monkeys…
They’ve really lost their way with this animal stuff.