Olay Regenerist – The Worst Kept Secret
7 September 2007 by SilkyOh dear God, she’s back.
Nadine “I used to be able to smile” Baggott.
And she’s still insisting that she’s a “Celebrity Beauty Editor” but she’s still not telling us what that is. Although if we watch the new advert closely, as David Frost used to tell us, the clues are there:
Yep, being a Celebrity Beauty Editor involves you doing really, really easy word search puzzles in Celebrity Beauty Magazines.
“Here you go Nadine, here’s this months magazines.” – says a real person intern as she hand Nadine the “puzzle books”.
“Is it in there? Is it in there?” – Nadine asks excitedly trying desperately to smile.
“Well, you’ll just have to find out won’t you, Silly Billy” – the real person intern tries to lovingly ruffle Nadine’s hair but it’s stiffer than Nadine’s acting.
“Pentapeptides… pentapeptides… ooh, got it! I love my job!”
Ever since her face stopped moving, Nadine’s not enjoyed doing anything else, bless her.
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(52 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
9Responses:
soxer123
Said on the 14 September 2007
The word CELEBRITY should be deleted from the English language swiftly followed by Nadine Baggott
CathK
Said on the 27 October 2007
I agree – I mentioned to my mates months ago – she actually looks a bit like kermit the frog???!!!!
Dr Rooth M Diskin
Said on the 29 October 2007
I don’t rate her qualifications as very highly.
Tim Parry
Said on the 5 January 2008
She looks like a spitting image interpretation of a Bond Villain’s cat. I like her.
Jellyfish McSaveloy
Said on the 31 January 2008
Anyone taken in by this shit deserves to get more wrinkles, not less, the thick fucks. They’ve been doing this for years – tricking credulous muppets (mostly women because that’s who the majority of these ads are targetted at but blokes too – I’ll come on to that in a minute) into buying crap products by baffling them with pseudo-scince that actually means fuck all. Micro nutrients? Micro fruit acids? Pro vitamins? It’s all pure bunk but it just about holds a veneer of scientific gravitas by it’s use of silly words.
As for blokes, just shove some overpaid footballist pansy on screen or have a cheaply drawn ‘supercar’ on it or mention the word ‘turbo’ and your quids in and the ad agency fuck sticks can piss off for an early lunch of chateau briand, Penfolds Grange and a couple of ounces of best Bolivian. Cunts.
Sue
Said on the 24 February 2008
Doesn’t anyone realise that our Nadine has been airbrushed to make her look unwrinkled etc???
ceroo
Said on the 12 August 2008
Says here dear Nadine really is a beauty editor…
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/organgrinder/2008/04/grave_news_from_the_beauty.html
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martin
Said on the 5 April 2011
id squirt my pentapeptides all over her face
shes alright for an aulwan