Nominations for TV’s Worst Advert 2010
6 November 2010 by SilkyIt’s getting close to that time when we like to look back on the events of the year and package them up into glib top 10 lists.
Nowhere is that truer than here at TV’s Worst Adverts – not least because it means I don’t actually have to write any new content for the site. But, as you’ll undoubtedly be aware, like the time George the Blue Peter tortoise broke into Valerie Singleton’s medicine cupboard and ate her entire series supply of “John Noakes Valium” – I’ve been in hibernation for much of the past 12 months.
So, dear Reader, to paper over the cracks of terrible webular site curation, I’m opening up the nominations for TV’s Worst Advert 2010 to you!
All you need to do to nominate an advert is leave a comment on this post – along with a YouTube (or similar) link if you can find one/be arsed. Sometime at the start of December – I don’t want to nail myself to the cross of specifics here – I’ll go through your nominations and produce a list of 10 adverts for you to vote on (obviously, using whatever arbitrary criteria you see fit) to pick TVs Worst Advert 2010.
What could be more simpleser? So get nominating!
397Responses:
EUCH
Said on the 6 November 2010
WHY AINT THE GO COMPARE AD INCLUDED IN THIS LIST?????
Silky
Said on the 6 November 2010
Euch, you do understand the concept of ‘nominations’, don’t you?
Redclaire
Said on the 6 November 2010
I have a few nominations for you, but they’re all quite predictable.
Here they are:
1) Will assist Euch by nominating Go Compare, specifically this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc
2) Belvita Breakfast Biscuits- what next, marmalade for lunch? This ad makes me want to strangle someone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMoFmlvB9xk
3) Predictably back to another crap ad set in a radio station with Halifax:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIMMmqwe6Q
Wasn’t sure which one to choose but this wins purely on the irritation factor.
4) McCain- not as obvious a choice as the others, but nominated both for associating profound emotional bonding with oven chips, and the sheer bloody amount of times it is on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqyxA6QT1A
5) And an obvious one to finish, webuyanycar.com:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiJBp7HK5o
I’ve probably forgotten loads. But that’ll do for now.
EUCH
Said on the 6 November 2010
WHAT DOES THE WORD UNDERSTAND MEAN SILKY?????
Silky
Said on the 6 November 2010
Now, come along, Euch, we’re only 4 comments in and you’re already making me do far too much work on this post!
Stop messing and start nominating. Comprende?
Oh and please turn Cap Lock off – it’s giving me a headache.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 6 November 2010
I’d like to add any of the Subway adverts as a wild card.. they are so fucking insidious, at first you don’t mind them, because they don’t seem to have any of the usual bad ad traits (shouty people, children, furries, etc…) but they get at you like eczema on a leper…
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 November 2010
OK, here are my nominations:
1. I think it’s pretty damn obvious that I’m certainly going to nominate the Egyptian Go Compare ad. It has been on NON-STOP and I think I’ve seen it like 50,000 fucking times now! The “mummy!” part makes me want to kill someone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL9WLeUi5tc
2. Jackpot Joy – I have seen so many crappy Bingo ads in the past but this one with Barbara Winsor is THE WORST I have ever seen! Her stupid cackling is extremely irritating.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qxtBxgx40o
3. Halifax: ISA ISA Baby – Without a doubt, THE WORST Halifax advert I have ever seen. The way the woman nods her head and sings “ISA ISA Baby” in a smug voice makes me want to punch her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIMMmqwe6Q
4. Fosters – I absolutely HATE this advert with the two Australian blokes. Why the hell does one have an Atomic Kitten tattoo on them? THEY DON’T EXIST ANYMORE! Not to mention that this has been on non-stop too!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmL-bXyJF88
5. Webuyanycar – Do I need to say anything else?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lqap9rLA58
6. Dettol No Touch Handwash – What a load of complete and utter nonsense this product really is! “Never touch a germy soap pump again.” BOLLOCKS! What do you do after you touch the pump? YOU WASH YOUR HANDS STRAIGHT AFTER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcgpdI_2cko
7. Jacob’s Creek, True Character – Bunch of idiots behaving like complete twats around a dinner table. “I got 495 online friends.” WHO CARES?! And the worst part:
Bloke: “Jacob’s Creek, loved by the worlds most important wine critic.”
Woman: “Really? Who?”
Bloke: (in a smug voice) “Me.”
This ad makes me NEVER want to buy their wine. No one behaves LIKE THAT at a DINNER PARTY. I’ve even watched “Come Dine With Me” and no one on that show behaves that badly!
True Character? Fuck off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkwN1ExPoeA
8. Nationwide – Enough of the Little Britain crap already! It’s been done to death and is not funny anymore. Overrated tripe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCsi9Vqv1jY
9. Cow & Gate – The cackling babies in this ad complete with the excessive dinging is driving me to INSANITY!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIlJw5h_eNc
10. Belvita Breakfast – STOP SAYING BREAKFAST!! Oh God, the way she says breakfast so smugly makes me want to punch her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMoFmlvB9xk
John
Said on the 7 November 2010
I was going to nominate something but I couldn’t stop laughing at Ad Hater 2.0′s comments. Almost every nomination ends in “I want to punch her” lol. I know the feeling…
euch
Said on the 7 November 2010
go compare, i agree ad hater 2, the little tranvestite bastard. silky aint using caps now.
AJXX
Said on the 8 November 2010
Surely Direct Line should be one of the top contenders for this prise?
Purely due to the fact that for 89% of the year, one of their fucking awful adverts was on every single set of adverts on nearly every single channel – just in the past hour I have seen their fucking shit advert for landlord insurance 6 times and the other fucking advert for tradesman insurance 7 times.
Anyway its nice to see this site has FINALLY been updated!
squeezy
Said on the 8 November 2010
Go Compare – for the reason that I have that twatty song constantly somewhere in the back of my mind. Also I dont know of any one else on the planet, (other than that total cock) whose head I would like to kick around like a football until it was totally unrecognizable as a head, and still wanna kick it some more!
Halifax isa isa baby- That stupid bitch, Id like to “ice her ice her” baby! Never again will I bank with Halifax. Hah that’ll teach the dick heads!
Nationwide- totally agree with Ad hater 2.0 on this one also. Unfunny shit!
ScS – Silly cunt sofas, you must be if you let them convince you that you must buy a new sofa in time for Christmas.
Finish dishwasher tabs – for the most puke inducing advert on the box. Well done finish!
118-118- Id like to bang their fuckin’ heads together!
Churchill – just because he looks like my ex wife.
Safestyle uk – you buy one you get one free, i say you buy one you get one free. You know the one with that ‘orrible sweaty haired ugly fucking dickhead.
Autoglass- where they try to make us belive that our windscreens will shatter if we get a tiny chip in it. Bollocks! Their jingle is crappily annoying too.
And any of the Nintendo Wii adverts, do they have any idea how pathetic this makes their product look? Wii = Poo!
Darryl Jones
Said on the 9 November 2010
Why isn`t autoglass involved in this? There ads are on constantly on radio and telly.
Toe Knee
Said on the 10 November 2010
What about the Music Magpie advert. Granted, the current one isn’t as bad as the original, but I hate them both. I’m nominating the first one, the one with the squwarking bird.
The one that goes “Music magpie DOTCODOT uk”. The best thing they did was take it off the air.
Just in case it’s been missed, I’d also like to nominate every “Go Compaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare” advert ever. He seems to appear every time somebody mentions the word “insurance”. Where will he appear next? Will some astronauts be discussing their space shuttle insurance during a space walk? I wouldn’t put it past him.
My third and final nomination is that one with the robot woman talking about getting white socks really clean. “It’s – tough – to – get – white – socks – really – clean.” That’s why I wear black socks. Stupid Aerial Liquitabs or whatever they are.
Nora
Said on the 11 November 2010
Injury Lawyers 4 U – or what ever they call themselves – their ad makes me heave every time its on.
Jacamo – or what ever they’re called – plus sized clothes for fat geezers – the before and after pics look as bad as each other & bloody reedy voiced V. obese comedian (u Kno Who I mean) shouting over it doesn’t help.
Autoglass – it’s been said before – I totally concur.
& The dishwasher tablet ads with Dirvla Kirwan narrating –eeeeeeekkkkk I HATE them.
Prof. Wake up call.
Said on the 13 November 2010
Many people may not realize that when they turn on the television in their home, what they see as a constant flow of images is actually flickering. Although we do not see this consciously, the repetitive pattern of flickering images creates a state that is similar to hypnosis in the television viewer.
When a person watches television, brain activity switches from the left to the right hemisphere. The left hemisphere is the seat of logical thought. Here, information is broken down into its component parts and critically analyzed. The right brain, however, treats incoming data uncritically, processing information in wholes, leading to emotional, rather than logical responses. The shift from left to right brain activity also causes the release of endorphins, the body’s own natural opiates–thus, it is possible to become physically addicted to watching television, a hypothesis borne out by numerous studies which have shown that very few people are able to kick the television habit. It’s no longer an overstatement to note that the youth today that are raised and taught through network television are intellectually dead by their early teens.
The dumbing down of humanity is represented by another shift which occurs in the brain when we watch television. Activity in the higher brain regions (such as the neo-cortex) is diminished, while activity in the lower brain regions (such as the limbic system) increases. The latter, commonly referred to as the reptile brain, is associated with more primitive mental functions, such as the “fight or flight” response. The reptile brain is unable to distinguish between reality and the simulated reality of television. To the reptile brain, if it looks real, it is real. Thus, though we know on a conscious level it is “only a film,” on a sub conscious level we do not–the heart beats faster, for instance, while we watch a suspenseful scene. Similarly, we know the commercial is trying to manipulate us, but on an unconscious level the commercial nonetheless succeeds in, say, making us feel inadequate until we buy whatever thing is being advertised–and the effect is all the more powerful because it is unconscious, operating on the deepest level of human response. The reptile brain makes it possible for us to survive as biological beings, but it also leaves us vulnerable to the manipulations of television programmers. This is where the manipulators use our own emotions as strings to control us. The distortions and directions we are being moved to are taking place in the subconscious, often undetected.
The people who use this site are no doubt aware of the fact that television is in fact a tool for the mass hypnosis of the population, from the continual advertising “if we say it enough you’ll belive it” to the news, whose job it is to disseminate carefully planned messages. Through the television and other forms of media, they tell you what to think about, what to worry about, what to smile about, and what to be scared of. They have sold the public on the idea of the newscaster being an extension of the family, a trusted figure who encourages the acceptance of the information being presented as true and accurate.
Dont watch tv for a week and you will break the spell and “wake up”, you will realise most people are just “talking robots” repeating what they saw on the news the night before, and you will see television for what it really is, mind control for the masses.
Wakey Wakey!
Silky
Said on the 13 November 2010
Very interesting, Prof. Wake up call.
So if I understand what you’re saying correctly, you’d like to nominate the Go Compare advert?
Prof. Wake up call.
Said on the 13 November 2010
Yes, that would be correct Mr. Silky. Blatant mind control in its worst form, the governments way of reducing the unemployed, by making them want to kill themselves!
Charlie Davidson
Said on the 16 November 2010
Well this made my day, just the sheer stupidity of it all, or the thought that these ad agencies thinking people would fall for crap like this.. but I’m guessing it does work, just from the fact that they still do it..
Toe Knee
Said on the 16 November 2010
Is it too late for me to nominate the awful Jedwood Nintendo DSi advert?
Instead of hitting the mute button or changing the channel, as I usually do when a bad advert appears, I had to spend the next hour wiping vomit from the screen – it was that bad.
I can withstand the sensory onslaught of Ant & Dec bursting in on complete strangers and asking them how they play with their Wii, but these two are beyond too much.
I’m going to avoid all forms of TV until after Christmas just in case I see this thing again. I think it might go away.
squeezy
Said on the 17 November 2010
Ooh I’ve not seen that one yet, I’ll have to not look out for it.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 17 November 2010
BLEH! You DO NOT want to see that ad. It’s having the opposite effect on me. It’s making me NOT want to buy Dragon Quest 9. Jedward = Untalented X Factor TWATS! They ruined Queen’s “Under Pressure” and Blink 182′s “All The Small Things” which REALLY pisses me off!
Toe Knee
Said on the 17 November 2010
The one positive thing that advert has shown me is that Jedwood / Jedward live in a caravan.
I’m going to give Richard Hammond, James May and Jeremy Clarkson a call and see if they can help…
Jedwood: “Oh, your character looks wrong. See how self aware we are on this advert. [Gurns at the camera]”
[Outside]
Richard: “3″
James: “2″
Jeremy: “1″
[A fireball engulfs the caravan]
[Audience cheers]
That would be a better advert.
mikey.l
Said on the 18 November 2010
LTRFTW… Good suggestions here, agree with all of Hater 2.0′s.
I’d like to add anything with Coleen Nolan (new Iceland one: it woke me up the other day and now i hate it with a passion).
Foxy Bingo with the Grease music.
WONGA! ’nuff said.
The online casino one with matey who used to be on corrie (can’t remember the name now but everyone knows it I hope).
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 20 November 2010
Is it too late to add the Boots Christmas ads? I’m bloody sick to death of hearing “Here Come The Girls” over and OVER AGAIN! There’s 14, yes FOURTEEN FUCKING VERSIONS of this crap! Honestly, do we really need so many of these? Change the fucking song for crying out loud! They’ve been using it since 2008!
squeezy
Said on the 21 November 2010
I could have sworn I saw that lot shop-lifting in my local Boots.
kesmund
Said on the 21 November 2010
The advert that really gets my goat is the envirofone one
the advert really drives me wild that fat twat who shouts wonga ahh.. and that bimbo at the end who says ‘and its good for the enviroment’ god can’t i sue these cunts for damaging my mental health
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 November 2010
Did anyone see Iceland’s latest advert? Oh my God, just FUCK RIGHT OFF! How dare you butcher the Can-can and T-Rex’s “20th Century Boy!”
bobrob
Said on the 22 November 2010
Maltesers ads around loose women. Sexist, patronising, just plain nasty.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 23 November 2010
Not only that, but they’ve been the SAME ones they used since 2007! Come on ITV, that’s just being lazy!
Gimmestrength
Said on the 23 November 2010
Okay. And we begin, thus…
1. Never, ever, ever again will I watch a movie on ITV 2, 3 or 4 because of those two mincing motherfuckers and the Ghostbusters theme tune advertising the telephone service that I cannot even bring myself to mention lest I throw-up on the keyboard of my laptop or get in such a rage that I hunt down whomsoever commissioned it and beat an apology out of them with all of the Yellow Pages ever printed. Those bastards have never been even slightly amusing and I will never, ever use this service. In fact I actively discourage anyone from doing so. That this brand is now sponsoring the Simpsons on Channel Four has this very day placed me in such a rage that I hurled my remote at the TV. The remote broke, but the TV didn’t. They’re out to get me. I’m sure of it.
2. All of the Go Compare adverts. We get it. Now just FUCK OFF!
3. Halifax: ISA ISA Baby. I’m with Adhater2.0 on this one… Could the manufacturers of television remotes include a button which, when pushed, causes all of the characters in the advert simply to explode?
4. Belvita Breakfast. BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST BREAKFAST. We get this too. Fuck off, the pair of you!
5. All Nintendo adverts featuring anyone, well-known or not. Okay, so you’re a football team who are better mates off the pitch than on. Your DS is the first thing you put in your kit bag, even before your boots? Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding? My mates and I would like to play you guys at football. You bring your DSs. We’ll bring knuckledusters and a bat. JLS? Who the fuck are they? Jedward? Why has no one simply kicked them all to death?
6. Thomas Cook. Do Louise and Jamie Rednapp really ‘Thomas Cook i…’? THERE’S A ‘T’ IN ‘IT’ YOU FUCKING THICK PLEBS! And we’re expected to believe that wealthy couples like this take a package tour to Magaluf? Fuck you, Thomas Cook. Fuck you very much. And Rednaps: learn to speak proper like me an’ that… innit.
7. Direct Line. Don’t we get enough of Stephen Fry on every other fucking programme? Previously I got an insurance quote from Direct Line. It was competitive. I was happy. Stephen Fry and Paul Merton began the voiceovers. I have now cancelled my insurance and my premium has increased by a couple of quid. It’s worth it just to know I’m doing my bit… as if they’ll give a shit.
8. Are you so thick that you fell off a ladder or tripped over a box? Are you retarded? Then call Injury Lawyers for Fuckwits.
9. Safestyle UK. ‘You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free!’ Really? I say: come near me and try to sell me some windows and I’ll rip your fucking sweaty head off and shove a conservatory down your neck, you pig-eyed sack of shit.
10. All Boots adverts.
11. The Envirophone advert and particularly the bloated chav shouting ‘Some Wonga!’
12. All the Cash 4 Gold adverts.
13. All Iceland adverts.
14. The ‘Two pounds a month to save a talking donkey in the Sudan?’ advert.
15. Any charity advert tugging on my heartstrings for two quid a month in an assumption that I’m quite happy watching Jeremy Kyle of a morning and stuffing myself with Pot Noodle.
16. The Pot Noodle GTi advert.
17. The ‘Jackpot Joy’ advert – more than anything because of Barbara Windor’s ridiculous cackling as if she’s a witch who’s just swallowed .
18. Hellman’s Mayonnaise using ‘real’ ingrediants. And I thought they used lollipop juice and badger dreams. What was I thinking?
19. ‘You didn’t expect Everest to be doing that today, did you?’ Of course I fucking didn’t. I had something more interesting to do than worry about what goes into a double glazed window. And if I really was interested I’d book an appointment to see a salesman and have him sit in my home for three hours as he tried to flog me something that’s more expensive than a similar product I can get almost anywhere else.
20. BT’s Adam and Jane advert. What happens next? Who the fuck gives a millionth of a shit? Just make the service well-priced and easy to fire fucks into when it all goes wrong.
21. North Korea. I know it’s a country not an advert. It doesn’t stop it rulers being complete twats though. And annoying as hell.
I could easily continue this but I’m now going to go and pull my own head off with the first pair of pliers I can find.
Toe Knee
Said on the 24 November 2010
WARNING! This post contains links to videos of adverts that sane people should find annoying.
Here are my nominations again, this time with the links to the videos.
You might want to turn your speakers off while you watch. And the monitor too:
music-magpie-DOCODOC-uk! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIenKEAneXs
Mr Go Compare harasses Robinson Crusoe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqzx1bA488
Mr Go Compare harasses Egyptian grave robbers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wz2A3Tqiuo
Robot reads the advert script for Ariel Excel Gel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7Yrw-LEQBU
Jedward “connect” to “battle a dragon”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz5l4_bN9W0
Before you shout at me, I warned you at the start of this post.
Sam
Said on the 24 November 2010
The Christmas Iceland ad, without a doubt. Detestable.
GF
Said on the 25 November 2010
My nomination goes for the Nutella advert. I like the way it’s packed full of healthy ingredients to help my day get off to the start it needs. That is assuming I can heave my 35 stone bulk out of this chair and wedge it through the door and outside so the local kids can taunt me for being stupid as well as clinically obese.
Toe Knee
Said on the 25 November 2010
Sam, is the following the Iceland advert (apparently full of former I Used To Be A Celebrity, Get Me On The TV So I Can Remind People I Still Exist contestants) the one you’re nominating:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgWZYC97Hk
I’d also like to nominate the recent MuckDonnalds Christmas advert, the one where they’ve mis-matched loads of people going through a drive-through singing off-key. I can’t find a video for it yet, but I’ll see if I can soon.
Sam
Said on the 25 November 2010
GF – brilliant. Toe Knee, that’s the one. Thanks for adding the link… excruciatingly painful as it was.
Look forward to wincing my way through the MuckDonnalds ad when it shows up.
Toe Knee
Said on the 26 November 2010
Here is the even worse than usual Muckdonalds advert where nobody sings at all well and the vocals are all over the place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l3Uo4kG8YY
I can’t manage more than a few seconds of this crap before I’m reaching for the off button. No wonder TV channel ratings are on the decline. Are the companies having some sort of crap advertising campaign competition or something?
Hopefully we’ll crown a champion / loser here.
Buttonbear
Said on the 26 November 2010
Can I please nominate the following:
10. Funky Pigeon . com – shoot. the. bloody. pigeon.
9. New Radox Japanese shower gel advert – it would be not so bad if it wasn’t for the deliberately awful ‘bangin choon’ animated bit – they seem to have missed the point that we laugh at it on Tarrant on TV because it’s shit
8. We Buy Any Car – any of the versions – I still want to track down the dickhead that came up with them and introduce them to my fist.
7. Bingoheads – they’re people, in catsuits, with bingo balls on their heads, dancing to I’ve got the power – what in there makes me want to do anything other than change channels.
6. Cheerios – with the little freaky-assed creatures going ‘oooh’ at everything.
5. WH Smiths ad when Katie Price does the voice over – if I wanted to listen to some chavvy tart I would take a trip down to Lidl
4. Cheryl Cole Elvive – as above but substitute Geordie for chavvy
3. Go Compare – if I ever met that twat in the street he’ll be singing soprano on the next one
2. Renault Clio ‘At Least You Have a Nice…Daughter’ – every time I watch this ad I can’t help hoping that this time, maybe this time, they’ll take off from the lights and a 14-wheeler will crush them into atoms.
1. Iceland’s ‘That’s Why Moms Go To Iceland’ Christmas advert – apart from the fact Jason Donovan appears to be back on the drugs *again* what made them think that basing their Christmas ad on a scene from Moulin Rouge (showing the hedonism of the rich juxtaposed against the pox-ridden drunken whores of the nightclub) was in any way appropriate and/or festive. Marc Bolan and Jacques Offenbach must be revolving in their respective graves….
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 27 November 2010
Urgh… I saw that McDonalds ad last night. What a pile of wank!
squeezy
Said on the 29 November 2010
The new VW Polo ad really gets on my nerves. Who are they trying to appeal to with this ad, crack dealers? I know, lets all walk and talk like we are gang members from L.A. Then we can all pretend that we like this kind of music, pretend that we understand it and that we think its really cool, because after all deep down we all just wanna be gangsta’s dont we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-6njVFEq2A
DeeDee
Said on the 30 November 2010
I nominate the Dior man-perfume advert starring Jude Law and directed by Guy Ritchie. Please help to stop this sort of cruelty by paying just £3 a month and you can aid victims of this advert to rebuild their lives again.
DeeDee
Said on the 30 November 2010
Here’s the link but you have been warned
DeeDee
Said on the 30 November 2010
soz – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZd9mKJcOR0&feature=player_embedded
Toe Knee
Said on the 30 November 2010
I didn’t know what the VW Polo ad was advertising until you listed it here. I’ve been changing channels to avoid the bad music.
As for the Jude Law advert – that thing goes on forever. “I know where you live. You know where I’ve been. So I’m going to tell you.” Sounds like he’s been doing more drugs than Jason Donovan has on the recent Iceland adverts.
It’s going to be hard to decide who to vote for.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 December 2010
5 MINUTES?! Dear God, I thought the T-Mobile ad was long enough.
DeeDee
Said on the 1 December 2010
It’s pretentious beyond belief and yes frankly we all know where Jude Law’s been.
MyFavouriteAdverts
Said on the 1 December 2010
I wholeheartedly agree with whoever said Funkypigeon.com – they are never gonna compete with Moonpig! A bit late to the party if you ask me.
The VW Polo ad is rather odd, I agree.
A pet hate of mine is the Halifax DJ ad – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1cPR1aSnws
Bring back Howard I say!
Photo
Said on the 2 December 2010
I cant believe nobody has included these yet (forgive me if I missed it on your lists).
All of the ‘we buy any car” adverts. These adverts alone are enough to ensure I will never do business with these people even if my life depended upon it.
Go compare has to be second.
The current VW Polo advert, the message for which I was suprised to learn (only discovered when I looked for it on youtube) is “Tough, beautiful”. Sorry but appart from the irritating soundtrack, it looks like a cheap street hooker dancing with her pimp. perhaps theyre trying to appeal to Chavs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-6njVFEq2A
The Jude Law adverts ( havent a clue what theyre for) where I presume he’s acting the part of a serial stalker!
All Iceland adverts.
Moonpigs!
I’m sure there are many others but those are the ones which immediately sprang to mind.
Toe Knee
Said on the 2 December 2010
Button Bear (and maybe a few others) mentioned the “Bingo Heads” advert. I’m not sure which bingo website its promoting, and I don’t care. What is disturbing is the similarity to the eyeballs advert for spectacles (again, I forget which glasses company its promoting). Its also using the “Everybody Dance Now” song, which I find is overused in advertising these days.
Another annoying one is the “Go To Meeting” software advert, brought to you by Cytrix, the same company who made “Go To My PC” (which was featured on here a while ago) and the terrible “Finally Fast” (which promises to speed up your computer but actually slows your computer down). A combination of the free availability of certain other VOIP products like Skype, and the fact that face-to-face meetings are often better than online conferences make this somewhat redundant, and the uncomfortable acting of the people on the advert make it look even less professional than the inclusion of the name of the company on the advert.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 2 December 2010
Just saw the new Andrex advert. WHAT THE FUCK?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsJ3RYFh_Ic&feature=player_embedded
Squeezy
Said on the 3 December 2010
Either the world has gone mad or I DID do too much acid in the eighties, there’s something “not quite right” about that andrex ad!
And now I hear Gio Compario is planning to release a single to try and get the Christmas number one spot, did I wake up in an alternate reality this morning or what?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 3 December 2010
Squeezy – YOU SERIOUS?! Shit, I’d rather hear X Factor junk than ever listen to this opera singer twat!
squeezy
Said on the 3 December 2010
Yes unfortunately its true, in an act of desperation Ive burnt out my eyes with a cigarette, but forgot to deafen myself first and now I cant see to do it! Please someone come round and rip my fucking ears off!! PLEASE!
Yeah, Santa Claus is coming to town, out monday!
Toe Knee
Said on the 4 December 2010
The Andrex advert looks like somebody took their Nintendogs game a little bit too far. Whatever happened to it being soft, strong and very long?
The thought of an insurance ad related attempt at the Christmas #1 is far too dreadful. Please, somebody say it isn’t true. Somebody please find this guy’s address so we can all form a mob and force him into hiding. Preferably away from any form of microphone or recording equipment.
I also forgot the most disturbing thing about the Go To Meeting advert – the opening line is something like “When we want to touch a customer, we use Go To Meeting”. I have a filthy mind, but that sounds disgusting even to me.
I have a suggestion for next year – disregard it if it is a bad one or if it will take too much time to organise – you could run an “Oscars” for bad adverts, with categories including “Worst Song”, “Worst Lead Male”, “Worst Script”, “Worst Special Effects”, etc.
DeeDee
Said on the 4 December 2010
Pantene’s ‘Swish’ ad featuring the amazingly interesting and unbelievably talented British superstar, voted most likely to be ‘really nice’ at school, Cat Deeley.
DeeDee
Said on the 4 December 2010
Oh no not the tango VW Polo advert? Really? You don’t like the bit when he gets kicked in the nuts?
DeeDee
Said on the 4 December 2010
All the nintendo ads showing random (cheap?) stars cosying up next to each other in ikea showrooms with their gameboys like it’s just a regular sunday get together, but especially the one with alexandra burke for some reason relaxing in a dressing room before her drag act i think. who’s the other bloke in it?
squeezy
Said on the 5 December 2010
Yeah Pantene Swish with Cat Deeley. If i see her “swish” her hair one more time and smile her horsey smile, silly fucking bitch! Grr
Toe Knee
Said on the 6 December 2010
I see Ant & Dec have re-surfaced for Nintendo, this time advertising the only decent in-house game of the year – “Donkey Kong Country Returns”. I’ll buy the game on the strength of the reviews, and try my hardest to blot out the memory of this advert.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 December 2010
Can’t believe I didn’t mention Churchill. It’s unbelievable that they are showing the SAME GODDAMN parachute jump advert which has been on since 2008! For fuck sake, some originality would be nice but no it has to be the same bloody format it has been for the last 2 or 3 years. It’s always “he told me he was doing X with Y” or “he told me he was doing X over Y.” CHANGE THE FUCKING RECORD!
Borderliner
Said on the 7 December 2010
Cheese…
Seriously Strong – Seriously annoying guffawing upper middle class twots.
Cathedral City – Made in a town which is neither a city, nor has a cathedral, and must have gone to the local nursery, to get the kids to make up a rhyme for their stupid adverts.
squeezy
Said on the 8 December 2010
I’m not nominating this advert as a “worst advert” because i think its great, but I would like to draw attention to it because it apparently stars our site host Silky!
What does everyone else think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk_eT7yoht4
GF
Said on the 8 December 2010
Silky – you sell out.
Pete
Said on the 9 December 2010
As well as the afformentioned Go Compare, We buy any car, Iceland and Halifax, as well as many others, I would like to nominate:
ANY ad for a Biingo website, every single one a horrible tacky mess aimed at horrible tacky people. Special mention to the awful “Up your Biingo” ad with the two overweight women banging bin lids together, and the one with Vic Reeves in drag that has made me lose all respect I had for him as a comedian.
Funky pidgeon for the fact its both irritating and a shameless moonpig cash in attempt.
All Nintendo adverts that consist of “celebrities” in plain white rooms pretending to enjoy themselves like morons, despite probably never having owbed a nintendo in their life. Just show me the fucking game!
Phew, glad I got that all off my chest
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 12 December 2010
Armani Code – It’s been on since 2006! I mean the same advert for FOUR years? Come on Giorgio Armani you’re just being so fucking LAZY! Get this crap off my screen!
squeezy
Said on the 12 December 2010
E-harmony, really fucking me off! The only dating site that matches people by the shape of their noses! By the look of it most of them are brother and sister as well. Im so sick of seeing their ugly fucking faces on my telly!
FUCK OFF!
Toe Knee
Said on the 15 December 2010
“Do you have the code? The Armani Code?” No. I have the Morse Code.
Ah, the E-harmony advert. Apparently, they use “depth compatability ratings” to match people. Sounds a bit intimate to me.
AJXX
Said on the 17 December 2010
I cannot believe GLADE has not been mentioned.
You know? that patronising horrendously dubbed advert with the woman ‘showing off’ to her mates her latest air fresher from glade that looks like a rock? then claiming “and its from Glade you know” with such a stupid smug grin it makes me want to punch her face in.
Makes me spit blood…
squeezy
Said on the 18 December 2010
Yeah and her friends pretend that they think its a rock, and not some plasticy that you find in every supermarket!
squeezy
Said on the 18 December 2010
” plasticy thing “
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 18 December 2010
Why are there SO MANY FUCKING FRAGRANCE ADVERTS?! I know it’s coming up to Christmas but do we really need 25 of these fucking things?! There’s at least one every bloody ad break.
Toe Knee
Said on the 18 December 2010
That Glade rock one also says something like “if you designed your own air freshener it would look like this”. To be honest, the one they show on TV matches nothing in my house – even my TV is not made of granite-effect-plastic.
If I designed my own air freshener, it would look like a bin. Then when people walk up to it and sniff, (as they do in adverts but not in real life), they can tell me how “fresh” it smells.
squeezy
Said on the 19 December 2010
Or you could just put a rock in your house and swear blind to all and sundry that it one of them poncy air fresheners from Glade, spray it with air freshener before they come round, that’ll get them going, then you can listen to them rattling on about how it looks like a real rock!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 19 December 2010
Those stupid Morrisons ads with those very annoying kids.
Dad: “Oooh, Panna Cotta. This comes from Italy.”
Kid who clearly doesn’t know shit: “No it doesn’t. It comes from Morrisons.”
FUCK… RIGHT… OFF!!
euch
Said on the 26 December 2010
That 118 ad. Why don’t the pair of them get stuffed.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 26 December 2010
All the bloody January sales adverts! Now I fucking hate January! Why do we need 20,000 different sales advertised all over the fucking place?! I don’t want a sofa, I don’t want a new kitchen and I don’t want a new bedroom yet. NOW FUCK OFF!!
squeezy
Said on the 28 December 2010
Hey Euch how are you?
squeezy
Said on the 28 December 2010
Here you go Ad Hater this will cheer you up!
http://bcove.me/dvp60ce3
The new Go Compare ad.
euch
Said on the 28 December 2010
Great Teasy Squeazy.
That Cravendale ad…… I just don’t get it.
squeezy
Said on the 28 December 2010
where you been? Ive been looking all over the internet for you! lol
Toe Knee
Said on the 28 December 2010
The new GO Compare ad is much easier on the ears. However, he still appears on screen
Have you seen the latest “We Buy Any Car” advert, where people chant “I Just Sold My Car”, while they’re standing in front of the care they just sold (?). Apparently, in the small print, it says there is an administrattion charge of £49.99, so when they buy your car for £50, you get 1p afterwards.
The Park adverts really annoy me. “Start saving for Christmas 2011″. No. I have saved up for Christmas 2011. I’m ready for the next five Christmasses, financially. Can anybody spare me £10 for Christmas 2015?
squeezy
Said on the 29 December 2010
Damn, am I making my comments too acidic?
euch
Said on the 29 December 2010
Well you didin’t look hard enough or you would of found me starring in Wank Spider ;0) LOL
Toe Knee
Said on the 29 December 2010
Wank Spider? Is that a new greeting card website or a place that pays bottom prices for old CDs, DVDs and games?
euch
Said on the 29 December 2010
Oops it is it is wankspider
euch
Said on the 29 December 2010
Shit I’m drunk
squeezy
Said on the 30 December 2010
Ha ha, I like you more and more! lol
euch
Said on the 30 December 2010
Toe Knee you got the bottom part right!!
euch
Said on the 30 December 2010
You too squeezy
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 31 December 2010
So, just watched Ad of the Year on ITV and most of it was shit.
20. Go Compare – Probably the biggest mistake was revealing who the creators of this ad were. Now I can see Chris Wilkins and Sian Vickers getting abuse from everywhere. Thanks for giving us the MOST IRRITATING AD EVER on TV!
19. Virgin Holidays Rockstar – Ermmm… WTF? I’ve never been on a Virgin Holiday but surely they won’t treat you like THAT.
18. Doritos District 9 Spoof – Nothing bad about this. In fact, I didn’t mind it. However, the newest Doritos ad with the Salsa is shit.
17. Yeo Valley – Fucking horrible advert with shite rapping about a bloody yoghurt!
16. Carlsberg Team Talk – I had no idea Jeff Stelling was actually in this ad. He’s the naked drunk guy.
15. Visa – This is the ad with the fat bloke that runs through different countries. I don’t see what it has to do with a credit/debit card though.
14. Hovis Hearty Oats – Never actually saw this ad so don’t know what to make of it.
13. Stella Artois 4% – Overplayed French advert that got annoying each time I saw it.
12. Cadbury’s Fingers – Definitely better than those shit eyebrow ads. And at least the ad has something to do with chocolate when most of the others didn’t.
11. Homebase Carlisle Station – Can’t believe that this was actually done for real. If only train stations had comfy seats like that.
10. Ikea Cats – I like this ad. Why couldn’t they have kept this instead of that shit kitchen party one?
9. Audi R8 Spyder – Interesting how all those cars never crashed at all and they were all driving at 50MPH!
8. Walkers Sandwich – Didn’t see this one but anything that involves overusing celebs is shit.
7. John Smiths Antiques Roadshow – Nice to see Peter Kay back in these funny ads.
6. Evian Roller Babies – How the fuck is this #6? This ad is shit and very disturbing!
5. Compare the Meerkat – I liked it the first few times but when you insist on showing this every fucking ad break then it becomes overused and extremely annoying!
4. John Lewis “Always A Woman” – Not only is this advert shit but it drags on for 90 FUCKING SECONDS! Really, do we need an extremely long advert to tell us that they are “never knowingly undersold.”
3. PG Tips Monkey – One of the few ads that I actually find funny. I’ve always loved that monkey and he makes me laugh. Also, Johnny Vegas = LEGEND!
2. Barclaycard Rollercoaster – Lorraine Kelly says “Wouldn’t it be fantastic to go to work on a rollercoaster?” No, because I fucking hate rollercoasters and they always make me puke! Anyway this ad was OK but it got boring after seeing it for the next 5,000 fucking times!
1. Thinkbox Harvey – What the fuck is this trying to advertise? What does a dog have to with anything this ad is trying to tell us about?
Overall, the programme was boring and it was just celebs banging on about adverts. This may as well have been an hour long ad break. I watched it on ITV Player because there was no way I was going to watch a programme about ads WITH AD BREAKS every 8-13 minutes! Even 45 minutes was too long for this!
euch
Said on the 1 January 2011
So Silky it is 2011 what is the verdict???? Or are you too busy getting pishhed.
squeezy
Said on the 1 January 2011
happy new year everyone!
squeezy
Said on the 1 January 2011
special new year wishes to you euch!
euch
Said on the 1 January 2011
xxxxxx
euch
Said on the 1 January 2011
shit they are meant to look like x
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 January 2011
I’ve seen lots of mentions of the CSL Sofas ad with these girls singing Duran Duran’s “Girls on Film.” I searched it on Youtube to see if it’s as bad as people say it is and yes it is SHIT! How the fuck has Duran Duran not sued these bastards for ruining their song? Worst of all, the ad drags on for nearly THREE MINUTES!
euch
Said on the 1 January 2011
80′s the best decade for music.
Smithy
Said on the 2 January 2011
The Andrex “puppies”- snuck in to 2010, and just awful. Creepy, hideous, weird robo dogs. No way as good as the real puppies, and wouldn’t make me buy their big roll either.
Smithy
Said on the 2 January 2011
OK. I meant bog roll, blame it on the sherry. Hic oops.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 2 January 2011
For fuck sake, those adverts for sales are pissing me off! DFS sale, SCS sale, Moben January sale, Virgin Holidays sale, Homebase sale, Argos sale, Harveys sale, Dreams biggest ever sale, Everest January sale.
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!! SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!!
euch
Said on the 2 January 2011
Yes, especially when none of us can afford it regardless :0( I got my last sofa from free cycle sooo brill. if you jumped on it you would hit the ceiling of what’s left of it.
squeezy
Said on the 4 January 2011
Confused.com Fucking me right off! you know the one, some horrible cartoon strandy haired bitch singing Queens “somebody to love” Grr! they are showing it every ad break.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 4 January 2011
The newest Co-op ad. What the fuck?! All I see is some twat banging on about not wanting to do the weekly shopping anymore and wanting to spend Saturdays with the wife and children. He also bangs about not wanting to throw sausages away and wanting to stay in bed. Then the narrator talks about how great food can be bought from the Co-operative. What the fucking hell does ALL OF THAT have to do with the Co-op?! AND WHY DOES IT LAST FOR A FUCKING MINUTE?! Congratulations Co-op, you have made another FUCKING BORING ADVERT!
squeezy
Said on the 5 January 2011
Lol, what happened to your ceiling Euch?
Co -op, boring advert for a boring shop, with their boring selection of boring crap for you to buy.
I went in my local Co op the other day and it was BORING!
euch
Said on the 5 January 2011
Think about it Squeezy boy ;0)
euch
Said on the 5 January 2011
That Iggy Pop ad. I hate you Iggy Pop. Hope you are reading this!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 6 January 2011
Oh wonderful, now there’s already a Creme Egg advert on the TV. WTF? IT’S FUCKING JANUARY!
squeezy
Said on the 6 January 2011
Dont forget the DFS easter sale will start soon!
squeezy
Said on the 6 January 2011
Riiight euch gotcha now, bit slow at the mo, got the flu. working nights, downer!
Adverts make me want to self harm
Said on the 7 January 2011
Maybe this years Halifax ad campaign will be a bank hold-up with everyone involved in the radio adverts being shot point blank in the face… by an ‘out for revenge’ Howard.
squeezy
Said on the 7 January 2011
Yeah, then he blows his own brains all over the wall! Like it! ha haa
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 January 2011
Anyone seen that ad for the 007 Aston Martin DB5 model? Yep, we have another shit magazine that has you collecting parts to build a model car. On the ad, it says it’s complete in 85 PARTS!! First part is £1.99 while the other 84 are £6.99 each. [sarcasm] Yes, get 85 great magazines and a model of a DB5 for the bargain price of just £589.15!! WHAT A DEAL! [/sarcasm]
Seriously, 85 fucking parts?! It would take more than a fucking year to finishing building that model car. Who the hell wastes money on these shit magazines?! Do they think we are idiots?!
euch
Said on the 7 January 2011
Has anyone seen the new Money Market ad starring the infamous JEDWARD. Pass me the puke bucket. Hope you are feeling better Squeezy.
euch
Said on the 7 January 2011
knock, knock is anybody there???
squeezy
Said on the 7 January 2011
yeah euch feeling a bit better now thank you. XX
squeezy
Said on the 7 January 2011
Havent seen the Jedward one yet, and don’t wish to either! But no doubt I will. Ad hater I agree, that Aston Martin thingy is a total rip. What kind of mug would buy that anyway? Probably the same people that bought a new sofa for xmas and ordered their Park hamper on dec 27 2010! lol
squeezy
Said on the 7 January 2011
Flora pro active, getting on my fucking nerves, just hate the way they finish each others sentences!
euch
Said on the 7 January 2011
Don’t forget my Bday 28th Jan.
euch
Said on the 7 January 2011
Yeugghhh, it has come on again.
squeezy
Said on the 7 January 2011
mine was the 4th
euch
Said on the 8 January 2011
what year my was 6791 reverse lol
euch
Said on the 8 January 2011
aaaagggghhh it is meant to say mine
squeezy
Said on the 8 January 2011
ha haa beat ya 72
Mikey P
Said on the 8 January 2011
I’m finding the Plusnet one really annoying – “When you think of Yorkshire, you think of whippets and Heaven 17″.
No I fucking don’t.
And I don’t know what the worst bit is in the Money Market ad – Jedward or Omid Dhajili in a one piece swimming costume. He looks like a duvet shoved into a too-small white plastic bag.
Mikey P
Said on the 8 January 2011
Why do all the people on the e-Harmony adverts either look like serial killers and paedophiles (the men), or bunny boilers and neurotic man-hating feminists (the women)?
squeezy
Said on the 8 January 2011
Er… it IS a dating agency.lol
euch
Said on the 8 January 2011
Yes get me a rabbit. THE STOVE IS ON.
euch
Said on the 8 January 2011
Do you own a rabbit Squeezy? Where do you live? lol
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 8 January 2011
John Fucking Prescott in a Moneysupermarket ad with that Omid twat! ARGH!! I do find Omid funny but he is SHIT in these ads! Oh look at that, the bloody ad comes on as I type.
Trainline – FOR FUCK SAKE! Change that goddamn advert! I’m sick of seeing the same sheep in a train station everytime. WTF does that have to do with buying train tickets?
Dancing on Ice – ARGH! GET THIS SHIT OFF THE TV!! Please quit the milking of the celebrity dancing format. Not only that, but the same ad was shown 4 FUCKING TIMES in 30 minutes during “Penn & Teller: Fool Us” last night. ITV, please get the message, NO ONE CARES! And I especially don’t want to watch it as it has Kerry Fucking Katona on it!
euch
Said on the 8 January 2011
Yes Kerry loves Charlie ‘that bloke’ who don’t lol !!!!
squeezy
Said on the 9 January 2011
squeezyl1@gmail.com
squeezy
Said on the 9 January 2011
you about euch?
euch
Said on the 9 January 2011
Squeezy I can’t commit adultery. Are you on facebook???????
squeezy
Said on the 9 January 2011
No, used to be, but I really hate it! I just didnt want to pee off silky by having conversations on his website. lol
euch
Said on the 9 January 2011
Ok lets leave it like now.
start up facebook and I will be in contact.
Anyway what ad is driving me nuts???? ALL OF THEM
DeeDee
Said on the 10 January 2011
I’m having angry feelings towards the Co-operative adverts:
http://vimeo.com/18424692
Still, at least he thinks I’m gorgeous.
DeeDee
Said on the 10 January 2011
He doesn’t want to throw any more sausages away. HE LIKES SAUSAGES!!
euch
Said on the 11 January 2011
What a rotten sausage.
squeezy
Said on the 11 January 2011
I saw that Omid / jedward ad, poor very fucking poor!
Heya Euch!
squeezy
Said on the 11 January 2011
Innocent smoothie, every fucking ad break, so crap!
euch
Said on the 13 January 2011
FUCK OFF!!! Confused.com
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 13 January 2011
Moben – “I just asked my Moben designer”, said in such a smug way. FUCK OFF!!
HSBC – “Sale now on.” WTF? How can a fucking BANK have a sale?!
KFC – I don’t understand the latest ad for KFC. I see some kids playing football and some other guy kicks the ball into the lake. Then we see KFC Street Wise. What the fuck does ANY of that have to do with KFC?!
Innocent – So, I’m not the only one who hates this ad. Another Queen song gets ruined and it drags on for like a minute.
Sproutman
Said on the 13 January 2011
Check this out peeps!
Classic website for all you bad ad haters out there
badadgraveyard.blogspot.com
Sproutman
Said on the 13 January 2011
My nominations would certainly include go compare. Is there anybody out there that likes the hateful tassel-faced punter?
One that really gets my goat is that german overdubbed, “I’m having a poo at Paul’s house” glade plug in one.
Tell u what peeps, u got a lot of ad-anger. I like that, it means im not alone in this world.
However the only way we can make a difference is by clicking on my name in the corner there.
You should be pleasantly surprised
euch
Said on the 13 January 2011
Shite your Squeezy but too much acid from the 80′s makes you think you are someone else. Are You in a CULT or what???????
euch
Said on the 14 January 2011
Piss off Sproutman. Looked on your website sooooooo ssssstttttttrrrrrraaaaannnnggggeeee!!!
squeezy
Said on the 14 January 2011
Sorry Euch but I havent got a clue what youre on about!
squeezy
Said on the 14 January 2011
I am a gay orange!
euch
Said on the 14 January 2011
The cat slept on top of the keyboard and did that. Good old Mog. lol
euch
Said on the 14 January 2011
Anyway what I meant is that strange Nigerian stuff going on my facebook. Nigerian preachers of God wanting to be my friend. Freaky shit. Anyway has anyone seen that Happy Feet ad?? Soooo irritating!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 14 January 2011
The fucking Brand Power ads. ARGH!! GO AWAY!! I don’t need some bitch telling me about Schwarz Flavourful EVERY… FUCKING… AD… BREAK!!
euch
Said on the 15 January 2011
Yep knew it GUILTY AS SHIT
squeezy
Said on the 15 January 2011
Take a break, every time that woman sings “stop and take a break” to the tune of stop in the name of love. shit I could scream!
Still dunno what you mean euch.
squeezy
Said on the 16 January 2011
Really?!! shit sorry mate. I dunno how that happened. but I can promise you it wasnt me. Im not nigerian and I fucking hate religion, they must have somehow got your name from my account. (Now deleted) Sorry Euch!!
euch
Said on the 16 January 2011
For flip sake calm down!!!
euch
Said on the 16 January 2011
Get yourself a Take A Break magazine :0)
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 16 January 2011
Ryvita – “For ladies that crunch.” FUCK OFF, YOU SEXIST ADVERT!! I have eaten Ryvita before and who the hell dips them in soup?!
Megane Experiment – “It even has a visor for the sun.” EVERY CAR HAS THAT YOU TWAT!!
squeezy
Said on the 16 January 2011
it has see thru windows, and closing doors too!
euch
Said on the 16 January 2011
That Jedward ad is so terrible. Something about them. Didn’t they have nits when they were on the x factor. look like they need a good scrubbing with a wire brush. You OK??
euch
Said on the 16 January 2011
See thru windows, perfect to go dogging. OMG you are angry
squeezy
Said on the 17 January 2011
yeah fine, you? Any one seen that ad for Dreams? they’ve got this little cartoon figure in them, and boy does it give me the creeps, I dont know why, it’s just strange.
Sproutman
Said on the 17 January 2011
We need more suggestions like these down at http://badadgraveyard.blogspot.com/
If you seen a shit advert or two and your friends and family are by now bored of you constantly banging on about it then get down to The Bad Ad Graveyard and tell the world instead.
MIkey P
Said on the 17 January 2011
I’m hating the iPad ads – with their “look how fucking clever our handheld PC is” attitude.
Clever they may be, but anyone using them looks like a right fucktard.
Look at Steve Jobs for example.
Toe Knee
Said on the 17 January 2011
I’ve seen the iPad demo with the poster design and print-out.
It certainly looks more useful than the iPod, but I imagine I’d be there for ages trying to get everything just right as the touch screen mis-interprets my every gesture.
Give me a deer-blood soaked rag and a cave wall any time.
euch
Said on the 18 January 2011
That ad for dreams I still ain’t seen. Are you sure you didn’t dream it?, as it is about beds after all.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 18 January 2011
I hate that Dreams ad. The cartoon character really creeps me out. Not to mention that they keep saying “BIGGEST EVER SALE.” Oh really? What about that biggest ever sale you had LAST FUCKING YEAR?!
euch
Said on the 18 January 2011
Thankfully it must be just shown up NORTH. LOL
squeezy
Said on the 19 January 2011
I’ve got a Dreams sale room just round the corner from me, and I feel quite sorry for the staff who are constantly having to go outside and pin up loads of balloons and put up signs proclaiming “BIGGEST EVER SALE”, they work bank holidays and late at night, they must be getting just as pissed off with it as we are.
Funny thing is theres hardly ever any customers in the shop. I’ll wait till the ads say “BIGGEST EVER CLOSING DOWN SALE”, then I’ll get me a new bed! lol!
euch
Said on the 19 January 2011
That ad reclaiming your Payment Protection Insurance is driving me nuts. Sure I had a PPI with a loan many years ago. Thing is I didn’t pay the loan back, not that I give a shit. So would I still qualify? HELLO HSBC I live abroad now thanks to your kindness!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 19 January 2011
MaltEaster?! Seriously? Please fuck off until April!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 20 January 2011
Go Compare was voted most irritating advert of 2010! Second was We Buy Any Car and third was InjuryLawyers4U.
Full list of the 20 most irritating ads of 2010 can be found here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/8252335/Most-irritating-adverts-of-2010-money-saving-websites.html
euch
Said on the 20 January 2011
uugghh, when I clicked on that there was Mr Evans. He gives me the creeps. Reminds me of my pervy neighbour.
Toe Knee
Said on the 21 January 2011
If Plusnet are from Yorkshire, shouldn’t they be selling “t’internet” connections instead of “broadband”?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 January 2011
Sheila’s Wheels – Nothing to say other than FUCK… RIGHT… OFF!
squeezy
Said on the 22 January 2011
We buy any car.com-SHITE!
118118-FUCK OFF!
Travelsupermarket.com-WANKERS!
CO-OP-CRAP!
euch
Said on the 22 January 2011
Squeezy 118 118 will never Feck Off. They’ve been on our screens since 2003.
Got your number!!! tee hee.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 22 January 2011
First Direct – “21 years ago we opened and we haven’t shut up since.” I can’t wait for them to turn 22 so that this bloody advert can fuck off! “That’s how whales talk and you can hear them from hundreds and hundreds of miles…” SHUT UP!!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 22 January 2011
Hahaha, the Sheila’s Wheels advert. What a load of sexist rubbish. Lower premiums should be awarded based on careful driving and experience rather than on gender and how well your mascara matches the paint on your car.
The one thing that makes me cringe on the current advert is the high pitched voice on the one on the one in the middle, followed by the deep thunderous booming voice from the one on the right of the screen that says “Visit our awesome website” in a voice that makes Brian Blessed sound like Joe Pasquale.
Which brings me onto that National Accident Helpline advert starring Rex The Runt…
squeezy
Said on the 24 January 2011
yeah I know euch, its just that bloody tune!
euch
Said on the 24 January 2011
Yes, who are you gonna call? 118 :0)
euch
Said on the 24 January 2011
Dam you I can’t get that tune out of my head now.
Toe Knee
Said on the 25 January 2011
The latest adventures of “Wongaman” sees him sitting on top of a giant version of his own head while he blasts cannon balls at some sort of odd sperm / flower hybrid.
What it’s got to do with recycling (stolen) mobile phones for cash is beyond me, but here’s the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyoOevbCdmA
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 26 January 2011
That Virgin Atlantic advert is seriously pissing me off now. I’ve seen it like 50 fucking times in the last 3 weeks and I saw it like 3 times in 5 minutes yesterday. Geez, talk about excessive! FUCK OFF VIRGIN! I’m now sick of that Muse song because of that ad.
euch
Said on the 26 January 2011
Yes that Wongaman ad is shite. Imagine being on LSD watching it. That Confused.com ad isirritating aswell with that stupid Queen song which I never liked. Sorry Freddy.
Toe Knee
Said on the 27 January 2011
“Can anybody find meeeeee…?”
Yes, you’re in the middle of the crowd. Stop asking.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 28 January 2011
“Waitrose is the same price as Tesco.”
I DON’T FUCKING CARE!!
DeeDee
Said on the 30 January 2011
Really hate the Tesco advert that tries to ally itself to the public by parodying a typical phone advert containing a bunch of incongruous images, and then getting some joe public to cut in and to “be honest with you” because honesty is the first word that pops into my head when I think of Tesco.
Tesco, every little helps to make me hate you more and more each day. And that I’ve said your name too many times and your stupid little slogan, and thus provided you with free advertising, pees me off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcY4lw6Hcwk
Mikey.L
Said on the 1 February 2011
WHAT has the Confused-dot-com advert got ANYTHING to do with what they are trying to flog?
Oh and that that gresy haired prick from Jobshite.
squeezy
Said on the 4 February 2011
Safestyle uk’s new advert, you know the one, you buy one you get one free, I say you buy one you get one free….FUCKING ANNOYING SHIT!
Any Tesco advert, Tesco, Tesco shoppers, their fucking annoying slogan….EAT SHIT AND DIE!
Yes Mikey.L Jobshite is SHITE, from their website to that twat on the telly who looks like his hair was done by some weird Mr. Whippy hair machine.
I agree with Euch, Toe knee, Ad hater and DeeDee all those ads are total crap!
euch
Said on the 4 February 2011
Phew, that’s off your chest. Bet you feel better now. Thought you were hibernating.
squeezy
Said on the 4 February 2011
Nah, just work funny shifts!
squeezy
Said on the 4 February 2011
Belated birthday wishes to you,xx just worked 7 days straight, sorry I missed it!
euch
Said on the 5 February 2011
oh ta hun.xx
euch
Said on the 5 February 2011
That Argos ad is driving me nuts at the moment. The one with the girl on the space hopper. When she bounces it makes a really annoying noise. Seems to come on every set of ads at the moment.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 5 February 2011
Vodafone Freebees – WORST FUCKING PUN EVER! Just fuck right off you stupid advert!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 5 February 2011
Urgh… just been watching TV Burp and now there are these GOD AWFUL Phones 4U sponsorship ads before, during and after the programme. Those people with the big ass lips have got to be the some of the most HIDEOUS things I’ve ever seen. What the fuck?!
euch
Said on the 5 February 2011
Every Little Helps. Yes Tesco especially walking out with a box of Carling. Obviously not paid for, but every little helps ;0)
Deedee
Said on the 7 February 2011
I’m gonna go to hell for saying this but…the charity advert where the woman’s at the aquarium looking at a zebra fish and asking us for cash for the heart foundation so it can continue it’s research. And then there’s a 2nd ad where the fish starts asking for cash so it can ‘help’ the heart foundation continue it’s research. Now, I may be dumb but do they expect me to believe that these fish are willingly giving up their lives to bring man one step closer to living solely on diet of chips? Mmm zebra fish’n'chips.
Sorry, it is a good cause, but we’re not 5 year olds, you don’t have to patronise us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djFb8PGS34g
euch
Said on the 7 February 2011
Yep, ,just saw it, especially like that wart on the bottom of her nose.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 8 February 2011
“Upgrade with the Daily Mail.”
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Upgrade what? It’s a fucking newspaper! This ad makes no sense as it looked like a car advert at the start.
Also, there was ad I saw with awful statistics on the screen. I can’t remember what it was, some lipstick or something, but when I saw the small print on the screen stating “73% of 34 women agree” I just burst into laughter because that is one of the WORST on screen statistics I’ve ever seen. Seriously, what the fuck?!
Toe Knee
Said on the 9 February 2011
This is going back a while, but there was a Dettol surface cleanser ad (or a similar product) claiming that there are bacteria which can survive in volcanoes, and it implies that these same bacteria also live in the dirt on an oven.
What it doesn’t tell you is that the bacteria in question are killed by low temperatures, such as turning the oven off, so even if they were to somehow make it from an active volcano to your oven, it would need to be turned on all the time for them to be some sort of a threat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCOSFTugYZM
Extremophiles don’t live in your kitchen. FACT. F*** off Dettol.
Toe Knee
Said on the 9 February 2011
Deedee – I underdstand the usefulness of the research the charity wants to do with the Zebrafish, but didn’t waste a lot of money in making that advert? That’s what annoys me most about it.
The latest Wongaman advert seems to be worse than those before it. Wongaman and his clones just stand there with their mouths open, catching flies, pulling stupid faces, and not describing how to use the Envirophone service. Granted, the constant re-use of the same audio was lazy before, but this is an even worse waste of air-time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMuXhmZECGo
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 9 February 2011
Just saw the latest Wonga.com advert. 4,214% APR?! WHAT THE FUCK?!!?
euch
Said on the 9 February 2011
That Canestan Duo makes me cringe. When it comes on I just wanna put my jumper over my head. Terrible ad.
Toe Knee
Said on the 10 February 2011
The best way to treat thrush is to give it some earth worms. It’ll fly back to it’s nest happy.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 11 February 2011
LOL, we put the Confused.com ad on slow motion on Sky+ and oh my God, just look at where she pulls out her microphone from, that’s fucking DISTURBING!
euch
Said on the 12 February 2011
Think Squeezy made that ad up. lol. He’s gone a bit shy lately.
Ramona
Said on the 14 February 2011
Envirofone – This Advert Just looks too cheap and since they are just using “The Wonga Man” now, its now becoming too petty.
MadBid.com – Scammers Website Should Be Classified as “Worst” For This Outrageous and Cheap Advert.
WeBuyAnyCar.com – Rap Crap Doesn’t Interest Me
Shelia’s Wheel – Sexist, That is All
JennyCraig – This Weight Loss Advert is Just Pathetic, Couldn’t She Just Accept Who She Was Or Just Use A Company That Is Unheard.
MoneySuperMarket.com – Especially The One With Jedward, is THAT the best they can come up with?
Ramona
Said on the 14 February 2011
Volkswagon Avert – Whats Dancing Got To Do With The Car? No Information On The Car? Pointless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDoEiezUoXk
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 14 February 2011
“I just sold my car quick quick.” FUCK OFF!!
euch
Said on the 15 February 2011
Happy Val S.
Sheila’s wheels makes me embaressed to be a woman.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 17 February 2011
Sainsburys Active Kids – Fucking annoying advert with very loud singing from irritating kids! I HATE IT! Now that’s another ad I’m forced to mute whenever it comes on.
Actimel – “full of L.Casei Danone.” Firstly, what the fuck is that? Secondly, fuck off with the scientific gibberish! Finally, “93 Grange Tower, I’m coming to get you.” You know, there’s a very good reason those buildings have LIFTS! Besides, isn’t 93 going to be on the 9th floor? It’s not like it’s on the 30th floor or something like that.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 February 2011
Alpecin – AAAARRRGHHH!! PISS OFF!! I’ve seen this bloody shampoo advert like 14 fucking times in the last 5 days! It’s driving me INSANE!
Toe Knee
Said on the 22 February 2011
Alpecin caffeine shampoo? The stuff that’s supposed to make your hair grow back (if you happen to be bald) through the power of caffeine?
I don’t imagine caffeine would have that sort of effect on hair – it could make it wirey though.
Oh dear, wired, wirey. Bad pun.
Anyway, I’ve returned to tell you that we humans have invaded Gio Compario’s home planet:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbMNtRrL33s
Let’s hope he falls into a black hole.
euch
Said on the 22 February 2011
Wat sort of a black hole do u mean. lol That Heinz soup ad is irritating where they keep blowing the spoon. Why don’t they just taste the soup and burn their lips. Thats what I always do.
Toe Knee
Said on the 22 February 2011
Maybe he’s heavy enough to collapse under his own gravity and form a black hole. Ew.
I’m not sure what Heinz were thinking with that advert. Apparently, the blowing is supposed to make a tune of some sort. All its doing is encouraging many of us to buy other brands of soup.
euch
Said on the 23 February 2011
Yes it’s supposed to be Love Me Tender by Elvis. Bet The King would turn in his grave if he knew this :0/
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 8 March 2011
The newest Travelodge advert. I’ve stayed in one of those places before and the room looked NOTHING like that! What a fucking lie!
Empuriabrava
Said on the 13 March 2011
I agree to the nominations
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 14 March 2011
Sainsbury’s Credit Card. Oh great idea, advertise a bloody credit card while the economy is fucked! 20% APR? Are you having a fucking laugh?!
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 15 March 2011
Quote :
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Empuriabrava
Said on the 13 March 2011
I agree to the nominations
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Thanks for giving us permission to nominate……
Version 1.0
Said on the 16 March 2011
“thats gleedin”
i hate that sodding gillette advert!
Toe Knee
Said on the 17 March 2011
Empuribrava’s link is a link to a “real estate” website – one of the internet’s worst adverts.
F*ck off Empuribrava, this is supposed to be TV’s Worst Adverts. Go and take your spam somewhere else.
The Sainsbury’s Credit Card looks about 200* more reasonable than the Wonga.com adverts – 4000% APR? They say you can have “full control” over your loan. I choose to take full control by not taking out loans!
Which Gillette advert is it this time? They’re all usually quite bad, so this one must have been extraordinarily awful to get your attention.
Version 1.0
Said on the 17 March 2011
its the one where the bloke walks into blokes in their bathroom and shows them his shaving tug and pull porn on his iphone
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 17 March 2011
“THERE’S NOTHING LIKE AUSTRALIAAAAAAAA!!!”
ARGH! I fucking hate that song! Everytime I hear it, I feel like throwing my remote at the TV!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 23 March 2011
Oh great, another shitty magazine where you build a model of something. This time it’s an F1 Mclaren complete in 85 PARTS with the first one costing £1.99 and the other 84 at £7.99. Yes, you can build a F1 Mclaren Model for the low low bargain price of just £673.15! I mean, FUCKING HELL! Do they really think we would be THAT stupid?!
Version 1.0
Said on the 27 March 2011
20 greatest ads on itv now. go compare is number 20?! i dont know any one who thinks this ad is one of the greatest adverts
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 28 March 2011
There were 8,000 voters for that 20 greatest ads shit. I wouldn’t be surprised if the creators received loads of death threats and hate mail now that we’ve seen who they are. Number 1 was that fucking Thinkbox ad with that stupid Harvey dog! How ironic, an advert about advertising on TV is number 1?! Were these 8,000 Thinkbox employees? A panel of 8,000 is hardly convincing ITV, as there are 61 fucking MILLION people in this country. There will be MILLIONS of people who hate Go Compare!
Version 1.0
Said on the 28 March 2011
yeh that is so true. i never got a chance to vote. it was probably an internal email that went round.
i was also waiting for the little black “P” to show at the bottom of the screen at the start of the program. the whole show was one big bloody product placement.
oh yeah. did you catch that virgin rock star ad with the band that was in the countdown ? iv never seen it before
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 28 March 2011
Anyone seen that failure in the Maths Teach advert? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggEgAGCXWw
The equation is (g^2)^7 and the moron of a teacher writes down g^2 x g^7 which is WRONG! It’s supposed to be g^(2×7) which is g^14. The way she wrote is actually g^(2+7) which is g^9 and COMPLETELY WRONG!! I wonder how many kids failed in that class?
Version 1.0
Said on the 28 March 2011
iv not seen that one and maths flies right over my head but iv seen the one where theyre all building cars to put in that container and they two kids make a massive one that doesnt fit n they all have a good time laughing about it. surely the teacher should have given out what size the cars should have been before they started dicking about with the straws and the plasticine. if that was our school we would have had a right bollocking for pissing about in the class making a car that big
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 12 April 2011
OK, what the fuck?! I saw FIVE adverts for half price sales from those fucking furniture stores in ONE AD BREAK today. Not only that but the Moben advert was played TWICE in the same break. FUCK OFF WITH THE SALES!!
Euch
Said on the 24 April 2011
Shit this site is dying since Squeezy went.
Toe Knee
Said on the 28 April 2011
(in the campest voice possible) “Ooh, there’s a spanner in the works!”
I’m not homophobic, I’m just wondering why there’s a gay ostrich in a children’s breakfast cereal advert. Coco & Co. must be an equal opportunities emloyer and everything, but how do I explain this to my very young children?
Toe Knee
Said on the 30 April 2011
That new Mazuma Mobile advert is annoying too – the one with two kids who are trying to rock, but they’re just dancing like idiots in front of the camera, waving wads of fake money about.
How much do they think we expect to get for an old Nokia 8210?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 30 April 2011
Head & Shoulders – What the fuck is Jenson Button doing in a fucking shampoo advert?! HE’S A FORMULA 1 DRIVER! Doesn’t he get paid enough for that?!
Toe Knee
Said on the 4 May 2011
To pass the time, I have improved the outer space advert for Go Compare.
Here is a screen shot:
http://www.barcodebattler.co.uk/SORR/GoCompareGood.jpg
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 May 2011
Nissan Juke – ARGH!!! Fuck off with the shitty ear bleeding singing of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star! Who thought that would be a good song choice in a fucking CAR ADVERT?!
Toe Knee
Said on the 12 May 2011
More like Nissan Puke
I’m working on improving the Mazuma Mobile advert – just a few more days…
Toe Knee
Said on the 13 May 2011
That was faster than I thought – here is the improves Mazuma Mobile advert, or at least 1 frame of it:
http://barcodebattler.co.uk/SORR/MazumaGood.jpg
She kicks really hard.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 13 May 2011
“If you don’t have an iPhone, well… you don’t have an iPhone.” Annoyingly smug and patronising advert. I don’t have nor do I ever want one so all I can say is FUCK RIGHT OFF!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 15 May 2011
What the advert should say is “If you don’t have an iPhone, Apple can’t keep tabs on your every movement through their position logging software which nobody is supposed to know about and we deny all knowledge of but it’s in there because somebody found it and now we’re fucked so we’ve got to make these crap adverts to shift more phones and shift attention away from the logging debacle”.
If I can find a suitable frame to improve on the iPhone advert, I’ll improve it.
Meanwhile, I’ve fixed a problem with the latest Go Compare advert, where he still doesn’t die.
http://www.barcodebattler.co.uk/SORR/GoCompareHood.jpg
Thankfully, my aim is better than Robin Hood’s.
squeezy
Said on the 16 May 2011
Cadburys dairy milk chocolate. What the FUCK has some dancing, extremely creased clothes got to do with a bar of fucking chocolate? BOLLOCKS!!
Dreams with their next creepy advert, thanks for the nightmares! Got a Dreams shop just round the
corner from me, now I’m scared to walk the dogs.
Hi to everyone!
Celtic Euch
Said on the 21 May 2011
Hi….
squeezy
Said on the 21 May 2011
Hello Euch, how are you keeping? Good I hope!
Celtic Euch
Said on the 21 May 2011
Hi handsome, have you been in a strop?
squeezy
Said on the 21 May 2011
Nah, course not, got caught lurking in that little fat bastard from the Go Compare ads bushes, with a baseball bat with nails knocked thru it, tried saying I was just looking for my ball, but they wouldnt believe me, however when it went to court the judge said “It was understandable, better luck next time”! Apparently he hates him too!
squeezy
Said on the 21 May 2011
Not really, just been offline for a while, lol x
squeezy
Said on the 21 May 2011
Hey remember these?
Celtic Euch
Said on the 21 May 2011
Could of sworn I saw you on Red Tube. E-mail me later, speak soon.
squeezy
Said on the 21 May 2011
ok! will do
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 May 2011
“Enriched with mineralite and Allantoin.”
1. Who gives a shit?
2. WHAT THE FUCK IS ALLANTOIN?!
3. Why does having those things make us want to buy the product.
FUCK OFF GARNIER!
Celtic Euch
Said on the 22 May 2011
oh yes, they were my favourite. Manys the man who got turned on by them. Had 10 of them inside them one night. Saw you using them in a bondage scene!! x
squeezy
Said on the 22 May 2011
I think thats where one of the workers in the shampoo factory, (Allan), slipped whilst cleaning out the machine, and unfortunately lost part of his foot in a nasty industrial accident. Its got Allan’s toe in.
Or it could be one of these made up bullshit ingredients, like Boswellox etc. that THEY think will sound really impressive and important to women, to get them to buy their crap hair products!
squeezy
Said on the 22 May 2011
The other one has Wes’s bollox in!
squeezy
Said on the 23 May 2011
Galaxy chocolate, you know the one, where she says “hmm… i know what I want”, and she goes and gets a fucking great big bar of galaxy out of the drawer, and pops a piece in her ugly bitch gob.
I hate it for two reasons, I’m so sick of seeing her ugly fucking face on my telly, and just the way she breaks into her ugly bitch smile when she pops the choccy in her ugly bitch gob.
Fuck I hate that advert!
Euch
Said on the 23 May 2011
I love bitches!
squeezy
Said on the 23 May 2011
Well I love one, thats her picture!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 23 May 2011
Another thing about that Galaxy advert is that it’s from 2006! Fucking hell, they are such LAZY twats!
Euch
Said on the 24 May 2011
I don’t like that Cravendale milk ad…..very strange……there again Cravendale is French so that explains it
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
Yeah too right! im having right trouble posting comments on here, it works ok on beyonces ad!
Euch
Said on the 24 May 2011
Yep, know what you mean.
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
I was gonna say, Im flippin’ well fed up with the Autoglass ads, and the National Accident Helpline (Underdog) really gets my goat too.
I dont think Im allowed to swear on here any more, flipping heck Im getting censored, my last comment was full of expletives and it wouldnt load it!
That kinda ruins the fun a bit!
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
Fuck it!
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
Ooh that worked, what the fucks going on?
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
shitbollockswankshagfuckingbastard
Euch
Said on the 24 May 2011
Go on Squeezy share with us what your last comment was then. Love the sound of a frustrated man.
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
Hah, seems ok now!
Euch
Said on the 24 May 2011
Hope you aint referring that to me
(
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
Oh it was just something about stamping on that little underdog creature, and that he sounds like joe pasquale
squeezy
Said on the 24 May 2011
no just making sure i can say what i like,
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 24 May 2011
The advert for Fox’s Ambers is ever so cringeworthy. I hate the way the panda says biscuits as “biscwits” and syndicate as “syndicwate.” How the hell can you mispronounce syndicate when there is NO FUCKING “U” in the word yet the twat of a panda says the word like there is one. And if that wasn’t enough, they even go and display the word “biscwits” on screen. ARRRRGHH!! FUCK OFF Fox along with your stupid panda!
squeezy
Said on the 25 May 2011
Yeah well said Ad Hater, I really fucking hate that advert too. Just goes to show they are a bunch of Fuckwits!
Version 1.0
Said on the 27 May 2011
that woman on the galaxy advert looks like a sodding chameleon.. her eyes go in different directions
Euch
Said on the 27 May 2011
She’s got 1 eye in the cake shop.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 27 May 2011
Why do adverts now have “follow us on Twitter” or “find us on Facebook?!” Why would I want to follow or like any of you twats?!
squeezy
Said on the 27 May 2011
Any one seen that Belle colour advert thats on at the moment? Its got Tamsyn Outhwaite (remember her?….vaguely) saying “I wanted to go for a natural colour”…
FUCKING NATURAL??? Never in my life have have I seen any one with hair that colour naturally, the singer out of “the Sweet”, his hair looks more natural than that, either they think we are thickos or blind.
Also they make out like she’s some top movie star or something, laughable! She must have the cheapest of the cheap shit on the casting agency list, cheaper than Timmy Mallet!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 30 May 2011
Whose fucking bright idea was it to make the Matalan advert spin around CONSTANTLY?! I just can’t watch it because I’m gonna feel sick! Fuck off Matalan!
Toe Knee
Said on the 31 May 2011
I’ve recently noticed yet another bad advert from Muck Donalds – this one features deformed CGI girls dancing while a voice over talks about the “chicken” content in the “chicken muck nuggets”.
I can’t find the video online anywhere, but it’s bound to show up soon.
squeezy
Said on the 31 May 2011
Hey Toe Knee, I liked the pictures you did for Mazuma and Go Compare,
thanks for the chuckle!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 June 2011
Post Code Lottery – FUCK OFF!!!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 2 June 2011
Thanks Squeezy. If you have any requests, I’ll work on them.
Somebody mentioned killing We Buy Any Car once, but I’m not sure how to kill them.
squeezy
Said on the 2 June 2011
We could sell them a car- bomb, and film the results.
squeezy
Said on the 2 June 2011
I like….old movies….like the Godfather….3…..though it’s not the best one….but thats just me..thats just me.
Match.com FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
Euch
Said on the 3 June 2011
Match.com. Lets face it someone going to that as a last resort
must be God Dam Ugly.
squeezy
Said on the 7 June 2011
Mentos gum, it sound like the woman is saying “mental scum”
Toe Knee
Said on the 8 June 2011
That’s a good idea, Squeezy. They could then change their name to “WeBuyAnyCar.Bomb”.
The recent Train Line advert is annoying too, but it reaches a new low when the directors – sorry, two more actors pretending to be directors – come on and say “This is the best ad we’ve done for the Train Line”.
If that’s the case, the Train Line needs to hire a different advertising company, because that was shite.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 8 June 2011
The latest HSBC advert where the man is offering a young girl a skewer with FLIES on it. She’s very hesitant, then the guy sprinkles hundreds and thousands on the flies and then SHE EATS IT!! Fucking hell HSBC, that ad made me want to puke! And this is supposed to be an advert for a BANK?!
Toe Knee
Said on the 9 June 2011
These HSBC advertising guys should do an ad for Muckdonalds:
Customer: “I’d like a Big Muck and some Muck Nuggets please.”
Creepy Man: “Would you like flies with that?”
What HSBC have forgotten, in being “The World’s Local Bank”, is in showing us here in the UK the differing tastes of the world, there are many things that we just don’t like locally, like cooked flies on a stick, and that they’re supposed to be advertising crap like loan rates and bank accounts.
I wonder if HSBC show adverts of English people eating fish & chips or black pudding in the USA, and the Americans are thinking the same thing as we are with this fly advert.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 10 June 2011
“Give in to Gu.” Just one question, WHAT THE FUCK IS GU?! They don’t even fucking tell you. I really hate adverts like these!
squeezy
Said on the 10 June 2011
Oh it’s just goo!
squeezy
Said on the 10 June 2011
Posh goo!
squeezy
Said on the 14 June 2011
Yeah, that HSBC ad doesn’t exactly make you think, “Why, thats marvellous, I think I’ll rush down to my local HSBC branch and open an account, ha haa, sprinkles on the flies, I reckon I may as well get a mortgage while I’m there”.
Notice how they spent hundreds of thousands on an ad that shows someone sprinkling hundreds of thousands, and the style of the ad sums up their way of thinking…
You can take any old shit and as long as you dress it up nicely people will buy it.
Er..sorry try again HSBC.
If they just said “Open an account and we’ll bung you 50 quid” they’d have a queue out the door and down the road!
Toe Knee
Said on the 15 June 2011
Gu? What are they advertising?
Euch
Said on the 15 June 2011
GU stands for Genito Urinary.
squeezy
Said on the 15 June 2011
Tried one once, kind of a cross between a chocolate souffle and a chocolate mousse, “fuckin’ ‘orrible”, I’m so glad I only got it off the reductions section at Morrissons!
Heya Euch x
squeezy
Said on the 16 June 2011
Genito Urinary, is that the little bloke off the Go Compare ads?
Version 1.0
Said on the 17 June 2011
does anyone know what horse face is saying on those iceland adverts? her voice grates on me so much, she sounds like her nose is blocked.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 17 June 2011
Rosetta Stone – For fuck sake, I know it’s a good software package for learning a new language but must they shove this shit in my face 20,000 fucking times a day?! Also, I want to punch the guy who calls his wife “lotus flower!” Who the fuck calls their wife that?! If I called some woman that, she’d probably slap my face so hard!
Version 1.0
Said on the 17 June 2011
and the new microsoft advert…. we will fuck up your living room while we sell you one of our computers….. whats in it for the woman? plus the thick bitch calls her new laptop a pc…. i must have been a hermit for too long but im sure laptops are still laptops
squeezy
Said on the 19 June 2011
Break out the LSD, there’s a new Andrex advert out. Even more trippy than the last one.
Watching that makes me wonder if I did actually give up the drugs, or maybe I’m on some kind of lifelong trip.
Wiping your arse was never so “off the wall”
squeezy
Said on the 20 June 2011
Steve from Autoglass…Fuck off!! If I see you mend that silly fucking cows window chip one more time, or hear your twatty jingle, I’m gonna come and find you and hack you up with a blunt butter knife (just because it would take so long).
For Gods sake, we get the message, we dont need it rammed down our throats EVERY 15 minutes!
Grr!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 22 June 2011
That one where they build a PC shop in her house – I’m not convinced that it’s really her house.
It’s as though she’s not suprised to see the changes to “her” living room at all, and she picks the most hidious looking laptop I’ve ever seen.
If that ever happened to me, I’d thank them for the hardware, and kindly tell them to feck off. Now all I need to do is sell some laptops and I can get some new furniture.
squeezy
Said on the 22 June 2011
That Halifax ad with the two girls is getting on my wick, the one where one of them is working a cross – fader bringing in the music “oh lucky you”, alternating with the blonde one talking, aside from the fact that it is shown repetitively, what pisses me off the most is the way the blonde one looks at the other girls hand when she wants the music to cut in. It’s like she’s using telekineses to move her hand or something. She sort of gives this overly intent stare, Grr!
Then at the end when she picks up her coffee cup she really strains to make that handle snap, it almost pisses me off as much as “isa isa baby”. (well…almost)
squeezy
Said on the 22 June 2011
How the Taliban hides from the Americans.
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/e3/02/e3022b_253532.jpg
Toe Knee
Said on the 23 June 2011
Tony thinks his 68-year-old ENIAC is still a great computer, so we built a computer shop in his house…
Me: “What the f*ck happened to my ENIAC?”
Windows 7 Salesman: “We changed your living room into a computer shop.”
Me: “No, you just gutted my priceless antique ENIAC computer. The living room is next door, you tit.”
Windows 7 Salesman: “Oh.”
Me: “And all I used XP for was to play Minesweeper while ENIAC crunched numbers.”
Windows 7 Salesman: “Windows 7 has Minesweeper too.”
Me: “Are you deaf? I’ve already got Minesweeper on XP.”
I suspect the girl with the crossfader might be Uri Geller in disguise…
Euch the Bitch is back
Said on the 23 June 2011
Once again that Confused.Com ad (the one where they look like they’ve got pubes growing out of their head) have come up with another pile of crap….YMCA. GOD I hated the Villiage People. Hey Squeezy bean.
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squeezy
Said on the 24 June 2011
Hiya Euchy~babes, I Really hate those Confused.com ads. Especially “pube head”!
squeezy
Said on the 24 June 2011
Farm Foods…Ricky Tomlinson… big gums…little teeth…cheap shit low grade food…need I say more?
Version 1.0
Said on the 27 June 2011
opening the freezer
Polar bear “*sniff* smells like youre cooking fish”
Woman “not yet. i was just getting it out the freezer……. why does everyone keep asking me that?”
Euch
Said on the 28 June 2011
No, they must of been walking near a whore house!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 29 June 2011
Dear God, that disgusting HSBC advert was shown at 12:45PM. Yes, when we are eating our fucking LUNCH!!
squeezy
Said on the 30 June 2011
You want FLIES with that?
squeezy
Said on the 30 June 2011
Sky broadband phone etc. the one with the naked emperor, not only totally crap but really fucking annoying too!
You’d think the money those twats must be raking in they could make one shit hot advert.
Euch
Said on the 2 July 2011
The naked emperor?? You sure you were watching an advert Squeezy??
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 3 July 2011
Firstly, the latest Expedia ad with the moron and his suitcase. Mainly due that stupid ‘woohoo’ at the end! Makes me want to throw my trainers at the tv (i have issues with Expedia as it is. They have caused me too much annoyance in the past) Then there is the Domestos advert that goes on about ‘shticking’ Why!? It’s not even remotely funny! But worst of all there is a another new Go Compare advert!! Noooooo!! Somebody stop that annoying moustachioed git!!!
squeezy
Said on the 3 July 2011
hmm… yeah I think so Euch, mind you, this early stage alzheimers does play tricks.
squeezy
Said on the 3 July 2011
Wow! I’ll have to look out for this Domestos advert where they refer to “shit kicking”
Toe Knee
Said on the 4 July 2011
Predictable as always, Mr Go Compare has released a new advert. Expect another one in 2 months time. This one features a lady with a mustache. You have been warned:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im4uWu85Rac
The disturbing thing is, I knew this was going to be a GC advert even before they mentioned the word “insurance” the first time I saw it.
Euch
Said on the 4 July 2011
OMG Squeezy alzheimers my arse!! your just turning into a dirty old man.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 4 July 2011
ARGH! That fucking Churchill advert with the tug of war bullshit is back again! FUCK OFF YOU ANNOYING DOG!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 5 July 2011
How would you like me to kill the dog?
Meanwhile, I have attempted to kill Mr Go Compare again, but he simply requested “More swords”:
http://www.barcodebattler.co.uk/SORR/GoCompareSyph.jpg
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 5 July 2011
Haha! Love it!
The EDF advert is pissing me off not just because it’s on EVERY FUCKING AD BREAK but they keep banging on about the Olympics which isn’t for another fucking YEAR! SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING OLYMPICS!! In fact, I hate ANY advert that even mentions the Olympics!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 5 July 2011
Expedia Waikikki – OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I want to KILL everyone involved in that advert! It’s one of the most annoying things I’ve ever seen. How many times do they want to see “Waikikki”? What the fuck does this have to do with booking flights?!
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 7 July 2011
OMG! I wish they would get rid of that Train Line advert. That fat man in the gold leotard nearly made me vomit into my dinner! You can see his tackle FFS. Bleeeeeaaaargh!!!!
squeezy
Said on the 9 July 2011
Anyone noticed on the confused.com ad. where they’ve actually put the lyrics along the bottom of the screen so we can sing along to the tune of YMCA.
Why thats so thoughtful of them! I’m definitely going to use Confused. com when my insurance is up for renewal, yes siree!
Version 1.0
Said on the 10 July 2011
bounce and boom bounce and boom…… FUCK OFF!!! the best thing about the advert is that they die but then they ALWAYS come back!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 11 July 2011
“Hi, I’m Steve from Autoglass.” FUCK OFF!!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 12 July 2011
AgeUK – I know it’s a charity advert but I have seen this bloody ad about 20 fucking times in 5 days now! QUIT SHOVING THIS IN MY FACE EVERY 10 FUCKING MINUTES!! If I hear “Do the cheeky back back” once again, I’m going to go SUPER BAT SHIT INSANE!!
squeezy
Said on the 12 July 2011
Man, the charity adverts are the worst!
Version 1.0
Said on the 15 July 2011
find out what iv done in the next advert break….. how about no!
and those sodding 118 inbreads ruining every film when ever it takes a break
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 16 July 2011
Oh, Persil. That advert pissed me off for not only being in PARTS but for celebrating the launch of something that came out like 2 FUCKING YEARS AGO! What the hell was the point of that shit?! What does making a fucking garden have to do with Small & Mighty?! FUCK OFF UNILEVER!
squeezy
Said on the 16 July 2011
Right here we go…
Pepsi Max, the one where those yank office boys convince their boss he’s going insane, that is so fucking lame!
Cathedral city, for it’s totally shit attempt at making it’s adverts rhyme, and failing.
That Lynx shower gel advert where the girls are copying him washing himself, (although this could be amusing if he moved on to wash his knob or his butt crack).
Ive said it before and I’ll say it again, Underdog…GRR!
All of you…FUCK OFF!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 19 July 2011
AgeUK is now the new Directline. I have seen this bloody advert like 50 fucking times in the last 2 weeks!
Euch
Said on the 24 July 2011
Boots ad “Here come the girls”……That dippy cow not only forgot the sandwiches but also forgot her support stockings for her flight. Bet she only wanted them to wear while she shagged the pilot.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 24 July 2011
That Galaxy advert. Why are they using the same fucking advert from 2006?! It’s no good putting 2011 on it. You can’t hide the fact that this ad is 5 FUCKING YEARS OLD!! Also, I would beat the shit out of whoever left a Galaxy wrapper in the fridge!
squeezy
Said on the 25 July 2011
That Cillit bang with bleach advert, he cant get the wine open…spills it…then proceeds to spray Cillit Bang on the spilled wine??? MOP THE FUCKER UP FIRST!
I am beginning to hate Martine McCutcheon even more than Gio Compario, {and thats fucking saying something}, if I see her put one more spoonful of Activia in her gob, Im gonna FUCKING PUKE!!
Im so sick of seeing her “felt tip eyebrows and bum cheek cheeks” whilst spooning down copious amounts of an over expensive yoghurt no one in their right mind would buy anyway!
Im surprised she hasn’t got “culture shock” I bet she’s got the raging shits though!
ENOUGH of the Activia EVERY FUCKING AD BREAK!!!
Biffidus Activus….Yeah right! (another one of them BULLSHIT ingredients)
Euch
Said on the 26 July 2011
“MOP UP THE FUCKER FIRST” NO…lick the up the fucker first…Don’t waste it. Also that Martine McCutcheon has right got chunky over the years.
Euch
Said on the 26 July 2011
“MOP UP THE FUCKER FIRST” NO…lick up the fucker first…Don’t waste it. Also that Martine McCutcheon has right got chunky over the years.
Toe Knee
Said on the 26 July 2011
My son hates the advert with the fake skateboard trick – I think it’s this one for Fruit Shoot Hydro:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk-MYcznTdc
Go, my advert hating son. You have inherited the gene.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 26 July 2011
Dominos Pizza – If someone said “get stuffed” to me while I was walking down the street, I’d punch them straight in the fucking face!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 29 July 2011
“No wonder Dettol is the UK’s #1 most Doctors’ Trusted Brand.” Small print at bottom of screen says 55% of 143 doctors. FAIL!!!
squeezy
Said on the 29 July 2011
“Girl on the platform ..smile”……….”Bloke on the other platform, with a guitar”…FUCK RIGHT OFF!
http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA13340
squeezy
Said on the 29 July 2011
“No wonder Dettol is the UK’s #1 most Doctors’ Trusted Brand.”
No wonder we’ve got C-dif and MRSA!
Toe Knee
Said on the 30 July 2011
I’m on high alert – the new Argos Catalogue is out now, and not far behind it will be the first adverts for Christmas.
Also, I tried taking Dettol in an attempt to cure my sore throat, but it just made my hair and teeth fall out.
That 55% of those 143 doctors should be sacked…
Toe Knee
Said on the 1 August 2011
Sooo, any news on the worst advert of 2010?
squeezy
Said on the 1 August 2011
I wonder what it could possibly be?
Toe Knee
Said on the 2 August 2011
It looks like the site manager is away, and if I post anything with more than 1 link, it awaits moderation. Here are the links seperated:
I noticed this sack of shite a few days ago:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8aEV519Uhw
Wonga.com are trying to make humerous adverts to cover up their 4214% APR interest rate. I just find them to be creepy.
Toe Knee
Said on the 2 August 2011
Another Wonga.com advert, same creepy characters, same level of failure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjY0mbh8fxU
Bring back the snails – at least they were accompanied by small print.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 3 August 2011
There was another loan advert I saw on Channel 5 last month. It was for Pounds2Day and their APR was HIGHER than Wonga’s. A staggering 5,570% APR!!! Who the fuck would use loan sharks like these people?!
Toe Knee
Said on the 3 August 2011
Vulnerable people and idiots with less sense than cash. Or is that less cash than sense?
I saw an advert for “Quick Quid” (apparently pronounced “Kwik Kwik” at the speed they were talking) and they’re charging interest at about 2000% APR – not quite as high as the others, but it’s still extortion when you look at the average interest rate on savings accounts, which I reckon is no more than 1.5% if you’re lucky.
I’m in the wrong business.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 August 2011
All of the Olympics 2012 adverts. There’s still a year to go and EVERYONE has to bang on about the fucking Olympics! Lloyds TSB especially pisses me off. “We’re giving you the chance to carry the torch.” SO FUCKING WHAT?! I don’t give a flying fuck about carrying a bloody torch. Just fuck off!
Toe Knee
Said on the 9 August 2011
There are many in London, Birmingham and other cities who cannot wait for the olympics, and have started carelessly lighting their own torches, and they have ended up burning several buildings and cars to the ground. Such behaviour can be blamed on these adverts for the olympics.
Also, the adverts for Plenty are getting annoying – the guy keeps saying “one shit does plenty”. It’s bad enough when I’m eating, but this advert is shown before 9pm, so my kids are watching it uncensored. Shut your filthy mouth, Mr One Shit.
squeezy
Said on the 10 August 2011
That fucking Harvester ad is getting right on my nerves, that bit where she reads the menu back to the customers, I must’ve seen it 20 times but I haven’t got a clue what the fuck she is saying.
All I know is…I wanna punch her in the face! FUCK RIGHT OFF!
Version 1.0
Said on the 10 August 2011
i know exactly what you mean. she talks like its supposed to rhyme and she comes off looking like a twat!
if she tried reading my order back to me like that id think that the company had a care in the community scheme goin on…. n if she thinks shes gettin a tip shel have another thing coming
squeezy
Said on the 12 August 2011
After seeing that ad just once I was determined to never visit a Harvester…ever!
Euch
Said on the 14 August 2011
That Sky Ad with the Basement Jaxx tune showing Peter Crouch doing that ridiculous robotic dance makes me cringe. He’s a lanky overrated shit footballer with a shit dance.
Toe Knee
Said on the 17 August 2011
Our arch nemesis, Gio is due to return with a new advert in a couple of weeks. Where or when do you think he’ll appear next?
Selling iceberg insurance to the Titanic? Selling mustache insurance to Hitler after an assaination attempt blows the sides off his handlebar mustache?
There can’t be many places left for him to go.
Mikey P
Said on the 22 August 2011
The Haribo advert – seriously, what the fuck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrGJ0vO_NXs&feature=youtu.be
Turbo Snake
Said on the 23 August 2011
I saw an advert for “Quick Quid” (apparently pronounced “Kwik Kwik” at the speed they were talking) and they’re charging interest at about 2000% APR – not quite as high as the others, but it’s still extortion when you look at the average interest rate on savings accounts, which I reckon is no more than 1.5% if you’re lucky.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 24 August 2011
Churchill – “Yeah right, he told me he was helping Rolf Harris move home / he told me he won a tug of war competition last weekend.” FUCK… RIGHT… OFF!!! I’ve seen these bloody adverts like 50 fucking times in the last week! It’s becoming the new Direct Line.
ALL Bingo ads – “Deposit £10 and get £30.” It’s the same fucking bullshit everytime. I don’t give a flying fuck about Bingo!
Red or Black ITV – Oh great another shit gameshow presented by Ant & fucking Dec! The ad went on for like TWO MINUTES and at the end they say “coming soon.” FUCK OFF!
Change 4 fucking Life – I don’t need some shit advert telling me how to exercise and what to eat thank you very much.
Charity ads – “Please give just £2 a month.” Look, I’m not against in charity in any way but I’m sick being blackmailed like this!
Fiat 500 – Why the fuck did they dub horrible English over Fernando Alonso? I’ve watched F1 and he speaks PERFECTLY GOOD English. The dubbed over voice doesn’t sync properly with the lips.
L’Oreal – “Enriched with carotene and pro-ceramide.” Oh just fuck off with the scienfic BULLSHIT!
Lenor – “Pro Illumina-white technology.” Great, stick the word “pro” in front of everything to make it sound good. Just fuck off!
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 27 August 2011
That bloody Iphone ad with that patronising bastard voiceover: “If you don’t have an iPhone…” Aaaaaaagh!!! I DO have an iPhone but that ad really really makes me want to throw it through my TV! Definitely getting something else when my contract is up.
Version 1.0
Said on the 29 August 2011
That new car advert with the puppet and the extremely creepy cartoon rapper! it annoys me so much i cant leave it on to see what car it advertises.
and the back to school adverts…. if that girl who goes “iv got a green one a blue one a purple one or a pen thats also a pencil” id have to give her a dead leg….
Toe Knee
Said on the 29 August 2011
Microsoft are back with another advert telling us to replace 4-year-old computers by setting up a computer shop in an actress’ house.
When you buy a new computer, it’s obsolete before you open the box. So I’m happy with my 10 year old laptop, thank you very much.
Version 1.0
Said on the 29 August 2011
microsoft should compensate any customer that bought a pc four years ago that had vista installed on it with a free version of windows 7. they have made that operating system obsolete with its many errors and bugs. its so annoying knowing that you have to pay when xp users still have active updates
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 30 August 2011
Vista is such a buggy pile of SHIT! Stupid fucking operating system kept crashing for NO REASON whatsoever. I’m glad I have Windows 7!
Version 1.0
Said on the 30 August 2011
one that really makes my piss boil is that jensen button head and shoulders ad. if i have to look at his beady eyes one more time im gonna have to put my foot through the telly!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 4 September 2011
That Staples Back to School advert they bought back from 2008.
Girl 1: “Soph, can I borrow a pen?”
Girl 2: “Yeah, which one? I’ve got… a pink one, a green one, a mini one…”
If I was the girl who asked for a pen this is how I’d react: “I JUST WANTED A FUCKING PEN!! I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHAT FUCKING COLOUR OR TYPE IT IS!!”
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 6 September 2011
Toyota Yaris Gadgetmaster – Fucking annoying advert with shitty rapping, shitty music and shit lyrics! Looks like something that’s come from MTV!
L’Oreal – “Don’t just volumise, Millionise!” Yeah, says the advert with small print saying lash extensions are used. FUCK OFF! While we’re at it, Cheryl Cole can fuck off too!
Gladstone Brookes – “This is an important announcement!” No, it fucking well isn’t! It’s just a fake advert with bullshit about mis-sold PPI. Whoever took out PPI is a complete fucking moron!
People’s Post Code Lottery – Soooooooo FAKE!
Windows 7 – If Microsoft turned my living room into a fucking computer store, I’d kill the twat responsible! “I like the DVR thing.” Ermmm… have you not heard of Sky+?
Gordon’s – I fucking hate the posh twats talking complete gibberish about a glass of fucking wine!
LV – “1,000 people a day are joining LV.” I seriously fucking doubt it after having to hear that bloody dum-diddy-dum tune for the next 500 fucking times! They’re probably staying as far away as possible!
squeezy
Said on the 11 September 2011
Aviva, that Paul Whitehouse is a totally annoying TWAT! I really wanna punch him in the face!
Ive fucking hated every advert he’s ever done. He is not even remotely amusing, (well, maybe if he was on fire or something).
Barclays, for their collection of what they must think are their oh, so clever adverts, which in fact are a bunch of SHITE! The latest being their egg timer/ tracker mortgage ad.
And I’ve just seen an advert for Wickes, did you know their gallon drums of magnolia emulsion are down from 21.95 to 20.95.
WELL WHOOPEE FUCKING DOO!!
Boy, I’ll bet they will have painters and decorators camping outside their pathetic fucking shops for that one!
How much must that ad have cost? A fucking colourful sticker on the shelf would have done better than paying out wads of cash on an advert with a half-hearted offer to try and draw some custom. Wankers!
That ad wasted 15 seconds of my life!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 17 September 2011
Those bloody Christmas Rewards adverts from the Daily Fail and The Sun. I mean, it’s FUCKING SEPTEMBER!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 September 2011
HP – “Product colour shown not available in UK.” SO WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN SHOW IT?!
Halifax – “We are now open on Saturdays.” Well, BIG FUCKING DEAL, so are Natwest! And how dare you RUIN Beatles’ Hard Day’s Night! FUCK YOU! “We reward current account customers with £5 each month.” Oh says the ad with small print saying pay in £1,000 each month. That’s a measly 0.5%, fucking LAME!
Expedia – Yet more unfunny shit on my TV!
Wickes Red Pencil Prices – These adverts are fucking POINTLESS! Just recently I saw an ad showing a saw marked down from £4.09 to £3.89. Seriously, a fucking advert to tell me about a measly 20p saving?!
Sainsburys – WHY DID YOU USE BARE NECESSITIES IN YOUR FUCKING ADVERT?! Now whenever I watch Jungle Book, I’ll end up thinking about Sainsburys. FUCK YOU!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 23 September 2011
Park24 – Christmas 2012? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
squeezy
Said on the 23 September 2011
Im getting right fucked off with hearing Jane Horrocks phoney west country? voice on adverts, obviously shes constantly used on the tesco ads, but now shes on a sky advert.
Jane Horrocks FUCK OFF!!
squeezy
Said on the 23 September 2011
Yeah Ad Hater, those Wickes adverts are unbelievable, just who do they think are gonna bother going there for their “special offers”?
Buy everything in the shop and you could save up to 2 pounds!
Euch
Said on the 24 September 2011
hiya S.
squeezy
Said on the 25 September 2011
Hey Euchy Babes!
squeezy
Said on the 25 September 2011
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squeezy
Said on the 25 September 2011
FUCK that didnt come out right, looks like the football pools!
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 26 September 2011
Oh nooooooo!! Mr Go Compare has a new advert. He’s terrorising cave people and mammoths this time!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 26 September 2011
Yeah and it’s still equally SHIT like the other FOURTEEN versions we’ve had. I mean 15 versions of this shite?! Come on, drop this format already. Oh and trying to turn it into a rock tune makes it WORSE!
Euch
Said on the 27 September 2011
no email :’o(
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 27 September 2011
There have been 15 of them!? Haven’t been counting. I just know that every time i see a new one I lose a bit more of my will to live.
Another one that’s annoying me at the moment. The Glade plug ins or whatever the fuck it is. “isn’t it disappointing when you stop noticing your plug in?” – NO!! I hate artificial smelling purfumy things stinking out my house so GO AWAY!
squeezy
Said on the 27 September 2011
Gio Compario you are a dead man walking.
Bart Littlebird
Said on the 1 October 2011
Voyage bloody prive. The smug people in that advert deserve a slap
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 October 2011
Nescafe Gold Fucking Blend. If I see that man grabbing that girl again, I’m going to throw a fucking brick at the TV!!
Graham
Said on the 3 October 2011
The Safestyle Shouting Man is back on TV!!!!!!!!!!!! first airedin 1999 he is still just as annoying… Who ever thought that shouting at us would make us buy something? I certainly remember them but I’d never buy from them.
Graham
Said on the 3 October 2011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0-2n8JHc1M&feature=related
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 5 October 2011
That Freeview advert with the squirrel screaming “AHHHHHHHHHH” for 15 seconds makes me want to throw something at the TV!
Go Compare Stone Age – FUCK…. OFF!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 October 2011
Ronnie Corbett in the Wiltshire Farm Foods advert. YOU FUCKING SELL OUT!! WHY?!!!
Toe Knee
Said on the 8 October 2011
So, just when I thought it was safe to watch the TV again, the Go Compare guys bring out a new advert, this time showing us the shithead who invented car insurance.
Nail them both to a wooden fence and bring in the firing squad is what I’d go for, but that’s too good for them. I’ll try to think of something more appropriate.
Also, Moon Pig have brought back their old “moon pig. Moooon Piiig. MoOoOoOon PiIiIiIiIig. MOOOOOOOOON PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG dot com” advert, after a run of slightly less annoying adverts. It’s a step backwards – just go into administration or something.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 8 October 2011
Another shit Cadbury Dairy Milk advert now completely BUTCHERING Europe’s “Final Countdown!” FUCK OFF!
Toe Knee
Said on the 9 October 2011
Here’s my latest assasination attempt. I pray that it worked, but I doubt it did. The fucker must have clones or something:
http://www.barcodebattler.co.uk/SORR/GoCompareRock.jpg
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 9 October 2011
“What would you do with a Lotto jackpot?” Pay someone to KILL the opera twat in the Go Compare ads!
Version 1.0
Said on the 9 October 2011
that bloody thick blonde cow on the Boots advert…. why would anyone with nostrils as big as hers want to be that close to the camera?
Toe Knee
Said on the 10 October 2011
I’m wondering why nobody has yet ordered the hit, or even put a bounty on his head.
The recent Aquafresh advert is getting annoying:
“Did you know that when you brush your teeth, you only clean 30% of the tooth? That’s because 70% of the tooth is below the gumline.”
What are we supposed to do? Remove each tooth, brush it, and pop it back in, hoping it won’t fall out?
Idiots.
Toe Knee
Said on the 13 October 2011
I may be over analysing this, but the writing on the recent Go Compare advert with the cave men is even worse than usual. Lets break it down into a series of events:
1. The wheel is invented, along with 3 others, and installed on a car. There is 1 car in existance.
2. The car crashes. No there are no cars, at least until another car is built.
3. Somebody invents car insurance. There are no cars to ensure. He’s an idiot. When there was a car, it was being driven by an uninsured driver. She’s a criminal.
4. Mr Go Compare pops up. WTF? Why do they need to compare 1 car insurance policy against nothing else? There are no other insurance providers, and the one that is there is likely to be only offering one type of policy, as there was only one car while he was inventing car insurance.
Can they possibly get the writing any more wrong?
Version 1.0
Said on the 17 October 2011
pay day uk is on all the time! its so tacky! why do people fall for such bull shit?