Comments on: Nintendo DS – More Brain Training – Patrick Stewart and Julie Walters

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 11:07:21 +0000

“Make the most of summer with Nintendo DS.”
EXCUSE ME?! Sitting around staring at a tiny screen is not my idea of making the “most” of summer! And Style Boutique can just FUCK OFF!

By: Joejoejoe

Joejoejoe — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:04:03 +0000

I didn’t mind the adverts. Admittedly Pat and Julie seem excessively pleased at completing what most would consider simple tasks, but then I imagine featuring relatively basic puzzles in the ad avoids disuading a proportion of their target market; If they had MENSA-standard challenges I doubt many would be excited at the prospect of buying the game. It is a game remember, and so it’s meant to provide fun and entertainment, not a headache. As an advert for that form of game I think it’s effective.

As to the adverts featuring dubious ‘family gatherings’ in which famous and non-famous alike are sat enjoying the Nintendo Wii, beaming with nuclear perfection, I can’t say I’m impressed. They are cringingly artificial. Wow, look, even granny’s having fun! Cue rivers of vomit.

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 20:36:09 +0000

Facebook?! Oh, just fuck off Nintendo! I use a DS for playing games not for taking pictures. If I wanted to do that then I’d use a FUCKING DIGITAL CAMERA! I don’t give two shits about uploading photos to Facebook. If I wanted to do that then I’d just copy them to the PC off the SD Card and then do it there.
Also, if I wanted to edit photos then I’d use MS FUCKING PAINT!
£150 for this shite you call a handheld games console? I’ll stick with a DS Lite thanks. Fuck the DSiWare. Most of that stuff is useless. 500 Points (£3.50) for a fucking Dictionary?! And they originally wanted to charge 800 Points (£5.60)?!

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:33:08 +0000

ARGH!! Nintendo, give me a fucking break from these annoying Wii & DS adverts you insist on shoving in my face every 15 minutes! Ant & Dec are the most ANNOYING celebs to pick to use in an advert. I don’t care about your fucking Wii Sports Resort or New Super Mario Bros. challenges and I’m NEVER going to visit enjoynintendo.com! Just FUCK OFF!

I’m sick of watching those twats jump around like idiots playing a fucking MARIO game. You don’t need to move around like that, it’s a fucking 2D PLATFORMER! Yes, there are some motion controls but there is NO EXCUSE for behaving like complete PRICKS!

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:43:12 +0000

@Ad Hater 2.0

I’m sorry but there is know way you can call any Nintendo product a “Games Console” unless your age and/or mental inelegance are that of a 7 year old girl.

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:31:11 +0000

I am starting to fucking hate Nintendo. Now that they have stupid celebrity endorsements, I just CAN’T STAND ANY OF THEIR ADS! Girls Aloud playing Mario Kart?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Nintendo Presents Style Boutique? I just wanna BARF everytime I see that ad. I buy a DS to play games not for some fucking VIRTUAL SHOPPING! Who wastes £20 on this crap?
Also, Nintendo are stupid fuckwits for licensing the complete crap that ends up on the Wii & DS.

Nintendo used to be about one thing and one thing only. GAMES! I don’t give two shits about the camera on the DSi and I’m sick of seeing Wii Fit Plus advertised all the time! Is this a games console or a fucking fitness machine?!

Also, fuck off Ant & Dec! Go back to your stupid Saturday Night Takeaway, I’m A Celebrity or whatever other shit you do on ITV!

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:29:34 +0000

I’m getting fed up of seeing the new advert with ant and dec in it – there only showing it 400,000,000 times a day becouse “I’m a none entity get me out of here” is on.

And why on earch does ant (could be dec) say at the end of the advert “to find out who won this challange visit blablabla.com” – why the fuck would I want to waste my time doing that please? the advert is not even that interesting in the first place!

Anyone who buys a Nintendo product who is over the age of 15 should be taken away and shot, regardless of their excuse for buying it.

By: leon

leon — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 20:31:06 +0000

yeah, i never understood why they have this retarded thing as though theyre intelligent.

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:12:08 +0000

New laptop on its way Joanna. It’s a small one with two screens, and now does some weird photo manipulation stuff that lost its novelty on me before the end of the advert…

By: The Boy Of Steel

The Boy Of Steel — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:08:20 +0000

Oops, double post.
Now triple post.

By: The Boy Of Steel

The Boy Of Steel — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:57:13 +0000

Hafoot is right.
And Silkie, you would seriously consider killing Professor X?
He’s a legend

By: The Boy Of Steel

The Boy Of Steel — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:55:58 +0000

Hafoot is right.
And Silkie, you would seriously consider killing Professor X?
He’s a legend.

By: Hafoot

Hafoot — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 15:26:04 +0000

1+8…

someone call an ambulance

seriously though what is charles xavier doing playing brain training, isn’t he like psychic or some shit?

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:35:24 +0000

lol Simon, that just made me spit out my drink, you owe me a new laptop

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 20:31:52 +0000

All the times this was on, I kept expecting Patrick to finish with “…and all their clothes fall off”

By: Archer

Archer — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 03:16:47 +0000

Change from a fiver? From £1.50? Oh come on…

Suddenly I understand the irony in the title ‘Educating Rita’.

By: Blossom

Blossom — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:30:55 +0000

I don’t wish to be rude, but aren’t they both a little old to be bothered about having a DS? How snappy do your synapses need to be to potter around the garden, knit things and other generic old people activities..

By: bilbothetall

bilbothetall — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 23:12:50 +0000

Patrick Stewarts “synapses are snapping” line is a straight lift from Samuel L Jackson in the film “51st State” even down to the finger snappng. Isnt that plagiarism, and therefore illegal.

By: Sad Panda

Sad Panda — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:52:57 +0000

The irony is, all the players on the Brain Training adverts play so slowly that they’d have a brain age rating in the 90s.

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 10:49:55 +0000

its the way she says ‘yessssssssssssssssssssss’ ew its horrible