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May 5th, 2008If you’re anything like me, you can never decide what to wear on your sex holidays to Brazil.
There’s just too much pressure and the women you meet (I initially spelt that “meat” in a dirty little euphemistic typo) are so judgemental about your clothes.
“Pleats on the front of trousers? What is this the 90s?” They ask.
“Shirts with pockets? This isn’t a business convention, you know?” They question.
“Only wear Speedos if you got something to show off!” They mock.
And that’s when you’re with one woman at a time.
Good God, could you imagine what it would be like if you went on some sort of “South American threesome get away”?
How on Earth would you know what to wear?
Just How Bad is this Ad?
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Mike Empuria
May 5th, 2008 5:09 pm
And this is a bad ad because?
I know that South American threesome getaways are so passée these days (unless you go for the Ronaldo twist) but even so its a fun advert, but is it me or is there a theme going on here? The girls with Twiggy in the M&S adverts seem a bit “friendly” towards each other as well. Just wishful thinking perhaps.
Silky
May 5th, 2008 5:39 pm
It’s a good point, well made, Mike!
Maybe this would be better suited on Internet’s Cheapest Jokes blog…
Ian Finlayson
May 5th, 2008 7:03 pm
Don’t really see the problem with this one. It’s a bit generic (pretty much identical to the last Next one, although that one had better music) but don’t see anything bad about it.
annoyed viewer
May 7th, 2008 10:46 pm
I love this website, i can rant about the annoying things thrust in our faces that we absoulutlely cant do anything about. Whoever muttered the word ‘GREEN’, yes u Al Gore, i want to shove petrol down yo throught!! No mentioning the word ‘GREEN’ in yo ad dosent make u big or oh so considerate to the environment.. twats!
Secondly ‘OMEGA 3′ Need i say more?
Brian Butterfield
May 12th, 2008 12:52 pm
I think it’s a great advert. The only thing which spoils it for me is the poor next logo, anchored bottom right. looks naff. Other than that, good.
Andy
July 31st, 2008 6:37 am
I just don’t understand why Next have suddenly decided they need to make adverts.
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