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5 May 2008 by Silky

If you’re anything like me, you can never decide what to wear on your sex holidays to Brazil.

There’s just too much pressure and the women you meet (I initially spelt that “meat” in a dirty little euphemistic typo) are so judgemental about your clothes.

“Pleats on the front of trousers? What is this the 90s?” They ask.

“Shirts with pockets? This isn’t a business convention, you know?” They question.

“Only wear Speedos if you got something to show off!” They mock.

And that’s when you’re with one woman at a time.

Good God, could you imagine what it would be like if you went on some sort of “South American threesome get away”?

How on Earth would you know what to wear?

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Just How Bad is this Ad?

(18 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)

8Responses:

Mike Empuria

Said on the 5 May 2008

And this is a bad ad because?

I know that South American threesome getaways are so passÃ©e these days (unless you go for the Ronaldo twist) but even so its a fun advert, but is it me or is there a theme going on here? The girls with Twiggy in the M&S adverts seem a bit “friendly” towards each other as well. Just wishful thinking perhaps.
Silky

Said on the 5 May 2008

It’s a good point, well made, Mike!

Maybe this would be better suited on Internet’s Cheapest Jokes blog…
Ian Finlayson

Said on the 5 May 2008

Don’t really see the problem with this one. It’s a bit generic (pretty much identical to the last Next one, although that one had better music) but don’t see anything bad about it.
annoyed viewer

Said on the 7 May 2008

I love this website, i can rant about the annoying things thrust in our faces that we absoulutlely cant do anything about. Whoever muttered the word ‘GREEN’, yes u Al Gore, i want to shove petrol down yo throught!! No mentioning the word ‘GREEN’ in yo ad dosent make u big or oh so considerate to the environment.. twats!
Secondly ‘OMEGA 3′ Need i say more?
Brian Butterfield

Said on the 12 May 2008

I think it’s a great advert. The only thing which spoils it for me is the poor next logo, anchored bottom right. looks naff. Other than that, good.
Andy

Said on the 31 July 2008

I just don’t understand why Next have suddenly decided they need to make adverts.
rik o shea

Said on the 18 June 2009

today I will mostly be saying, NEXT.
CovertJellyfish

Said on the 25 November 2009

My sympathy obviously lies with the gooseberry friend, there they are in a beautiful country, and she has no one to dance with… We need volunteers!!