Umm…good work Natwest. You’ve really got this risky lending under control. Still its nice that they can have a laugh about it (its only a global banking disaster after all!)

To think we are so stupid that natwest can come to our kids schools and “teach” them “Impartially” about how to save money.

Natwest are two things: Ridiculous+Bastards

I do not want natwest advertising in my kids school.

Id like to see bankers go on something like the sex offenders register, so we can see if one moves into our area, and keep our kids safe from them

I completely know what you mean! I HATE that advert with a passion in fact it makes me want to close my accounts with NatWest its that bad.

Plus the fat arrogant kid that says something like “I just get my mom and dad to pay” I really really want to punch him in the face for some reason.

“Hi kids – you alll get pocket money right – and when youre good you get extra money from your parents. Now heres an idea, why not ask your parents to pay all your pocket money up front, and, as well assume youll be good every week, well ask them for all the bonuses as well, and the money they will no doubt give you for passing all your GCSEs- I mean they were going to give it to you eventually. Take all that money, and take it to some bloke on the market, who will be able to get you toys at a discount rate becuse your buying in bulk”

Next week

“So kids how did you get on”

“Bloke in the market didnt turn up”

“Oh well not to worry, you can ask your parents for some more money to cover your losses. I mean theyll have to bail you out, because it will cause too much trouble for them if you have to face the consequences of your bad investment choices. Maybe they can give you their hard earned life savings. Either way dont forget to ask for bonus pocket money because you showed so much MoneySense – after all if they dont give you a bonus maybe youll go off to some other family in the street who pay more pocket money”

Did they not have the bloke in his “Uncle’s house” who was defrauding people from his garage?! And the main character was dicking about there when the police raided them, while he was wearing his Uncle’s personalised robe?

Or was that older than I thought and Im being a knob? Or both? lol

Now on to the rant; Since I cannot find any thread/post for Barclays I’m going to post this here because quite frankly their recent monotonous adverts are absolutely awful.

One in particular really makes me want to stick pencils in my eyes while shoving shards of broken glass up my ars… nose, it’s the one with the man and the slide and the ‘contact less technology’ now I’m not at all being sexist or whatever, but please if your going to show half naked men on my telly CONSTANTLY then please try and get some decent looking people? That man is awful; stupid expression on his face, ugly long curly hair and an awful body that I quite frankly don’t want too see while eating my tea, lying in bed, watching corrie….erm? well basically I don’t want to see it!

Rant over, however I fear this may be my last post, their are only so many back issue’s that I can read, the site is becoming very tedious now but It was once a great way to spend my afternoons or get some relief after witnessing a terrible advert.

And just to clarify- these vans have been going for years without being robbed!

And Rich…
…the Christmas piss-up’s AREN’T free!