The winner of this month’s TV’s Worst Adverts award goes to: Oh, hang on, it’s a 3-way tie for first place… 3 perfect 5’s!

Well, the top 10 looks like this (with scores):

1. Trident - 5
2. Clover - 5
3. Churchills - 5
4. Dulco Ease 4.87
5. H&M - 4.86
6. Ocean Finance - 4.7
7. Trident - 4.5
8. OLAY - 4.36
9. Halifax - 4.33
10. IAMS - 4.33

So, dear Readers, once again democracy has failed us as a people.

But we will not allow such trivial matters keep us down. We will have a winner this month. The only way I can think to fairly decide this, is with a good old Guinness Snail Race. So here goes…. and the winner is Trident! Very well done for the appalling advert.

Even though the snails decided it in the end, thanks to all those of you who voted and keep it up.