Comments on: Mars Planets

By: Rosie Armitage

Rosie Armitage — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:49:11 +0000

Arrrrghhhh I HATE the Mars Planets adverts! The ones before Friends! They’re so irritating they almost put me off watching Friends! I have worked out finally where the mute button is on the remote and hit it asap at the break so I don’t have to hear that awful wrestler, he’s the worst…or the irritating girl watching on the sofa, “ooh yeah. very impressive” she says GRRRR. Anyway. Mars. PLEASE do something else. I have never eaten Planets and I won’t until the adverts change!

By: mike

mike — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 17:45:24 +0000

i hate the mars planet adverts especially the wrestler soundsl ike he’s constipated maybe he will get a job witha ctivia for bloatedness god i wish mars planets wud fuck off

By: shizniz

shizniz — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:34:46 +0000

The Mars Planets advert that sponsers Friends is the most annoying advert of all time. COME UP WITH SOME MORE IDEAS!!! You are useless!!!

By: Dannielle Newton

Dannielle Newton — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 23:28:58 +0000

My feminine side finds Paul Merton quite appealling. x

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 15:39:34 +0000

No Paul Merton is the tit you hear banging on about car insurance every set of adverts for Direct Line.

See here for more info http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/direct-line-car-insurance-with-stephen-fry-paul-merton/

By: rafmac

rafmac — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:05:56 +0000

Is Paul Merton the guy in some of the Maltesers advert? Please settle our argument

By: Archer

Archer — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:16:59 +0000

Admittedly this is probably out of date… sorry I cut you. I’ll be more gentle next time.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:16:56 +0000

Can someone call me an ambulance, I have just been cut to ribbons…

By: Archer

Archer — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:04:41 +0000

I can do either.

By: Archer

Archer — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:03:41 +0000

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But the cruellest form of mockery.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:16:55 +0000

Are you trying to flatter me?

By: Archer

Archer — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:38:28 +0000

Surely that’s more a place to start than stop…

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:05:20 +0000

A 70 year old…. I usually stop at 69….

By: Silky

Silky — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:28:44 +0000

Yeah, now I read it again, Frank, maybe I did use too many exclamation marks.

By: Frank Higgins

Frank Higgins — Sun, 17 May 2009 13:09:18 +0000

fuck me,you are some loser LMFAO…..not only was that the lamest,creepiest & most painful attempt at trying to be funny I’ve ever read,your writing about CHOCOLATE,come around to yourself!

It seems you’ve exhausted every last iota of wit you had,even though by the looks of it you’ve got precious little to spare,on one of the most pointless articles I’ve ever read.

God,you must’ve been some kind of bored,

By: Bobdog12

Bobdog12 — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:24:13 +0000

and there are only about five of them in a bag as well…..

By: RumpleThumps

RumpleThumps — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:24:05 +0000

I know you dont see this ad very much anymore, but I just thought I’d add that Mars Planets are quite probably the most blandest chocs I’ve ever tasted. Mmmm…three different types……ummmmm………but they all taste the same…….i.e. of nothing much at all.
Oh, and the ad was shit too.