Middle-aged men!

Do you smell like a monkey’s armpit after the monkey made the final of a shit throwing contest on the hottest day of the year?

And do you have about as much luck attracting females in their 20’s as, well let’s face it, a middle-aged man?

Do you wish you didn’t? Well now you can relax because there’s a solution to your worries: Lynx!

Not content with pushing the boundaries of trade’s description laws with their “Lynx Effect” ads targeted at teenagers and 20 year olds, they’re now going for their Dad’s as well.

In the new advert, a clearly past it old man, arrives at his son’s house barely has time to meet his son’s *hot* girlfriend when he promptly needs to go to the toilet (”I would have more luck with women if it weren’t for this damned prostate!”). There he discovers some Lynx. It’s been a long trip (he’s a Johnny Foreigner you see) he’s probably flown on a budget airline and is not a bit stinky in the under arm region; so he has a spray.

As he re-enters the living room, the *hot* girlfriend can not resist him and rips off his clothes. This is the Lynx Effect and it makes all men irresistible to women, or so they would have you believe.

“I love this country!” the old man declares.

He he he, aren’t women feeble minded and aren’t foreigners stupid. I could laugh my internal organs up its so fucking hilarious! At least I wouldn’t have to smell Lynx any more.

The real “Lynx Effect” is that it makes you smell like a teenage boy whose Mum buys him deodorant. And I’m telling you, that’s not good!

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