Comments on: Lynx – Dark Temptation – The Chocolate Man

By: Suzanne Lawson

Suzanne Lawson — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:33:14 +0000

I think people saying it’s racist are just joking.

By: Suzanne Lawson

Suzanne Lawson — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:31:12 +0000

I like it when men smell nice so I asked one man what he had on as it was so nice, and he told me it was the chocolate Lynx, so it isn’t that bad. I didn’t go bow wow wow but I did want to eat him.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:04:36 +0000

Irony – It’s not something that flattens shirts….

By: Jack17

Jack17 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:27:03 +0000

“Those misogynistic types out there will be cry “It’s ironical” but that’s never, ever an escuse for demeaning over half the planet’s population.”

Get a life, please. It’s not demeaning anyone, this is targetting the male viewers. Men only think of girls, when we first meet them, as hot chicks, we want to sleep with them. And there are a lot of hot chicks on this video. Its a mans paradise, and this advert is hilarious because it’s so surreal. This advert is meant to amuse the male audience not demean the females, and ofcourse get people to buy the product.

Btw you must be a strange boy to put a curly wurly under your pit

By: Mia

Mia — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:59:38 +0000

This is the best smelling stuff ever.
If you’re a guy then you should buy this. Now.

On the American version [axe - same deoderants, but different name] it doesn’t have the do not ingest warnings. Maybe the English/Australian governments think we’re stupid?
Kinda sad when Americans have more relaxed safety rules.

By: The Boy Of Steel

The Boy Of Steel — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 17:12:46 +0000

I’m wearing this right now.
And…*sniffs armpit* yes, i do believe i smell of chocolate.
But..*inspects arms* no, i have not turned into a chocolate man.
False Advertising!

By: Kazz

Kazz — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 18:32:03 +0000

dont be such cynics! its funny and god its only an advert!

By: dave

dave — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 22:36:00 +0000

@Silky: Thanks for the clarification.
Does it say anything on the tin like “Not to be sprayed in your mouth” or “Do not spray on food that you intend to eat”? That sort of thing?

yes it does actually lol “*Chocolate fragranced/scented bodyspray. This is not a food. Do not ingest.”

“Well, let’s just say this: the ladies paid me no attention whatsoever but I did have very sticky pits all day long.”

i have had compliments bout it so must just be you

By: erin

erin — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 11:29:11 +0000

I fucking lovee this lynx. It smells so good, its a turn on.
And its not racist cuz he sprays chocolate stuff on and he becums irresistable cuz ppl like chocolate…
Jeez pplz chillax

By: Simon

Simon — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:05:59 +0000

Lynx smells like a toilet air freshener, or possibly those christmas trees people get from petrol stations to hang in their cars.

By: Timo b

Timo b — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:37:50 +0000

it is an amazing adveret dont diss

By: CretinCrusher

CretinCrusher — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:20:23 +0000

Ian Terry, dimwitted individuals who initially miss the point, in this case being that he’s made of chocolate and the fairer sex, lacking self control of any kind, have no choice but to tuck in, and then proceed to over analyse the message and convince themselves of dark, racist undertones, really don’t help.

@mooch: I know, it’s terrible, he clearly pulls his nose off and crumbles is across the ice cream cones of a pair of young ladies, and yet it has reappeared in the next shot, and we all know that a chocolate man can’t regrow his nose, that would be silly. Then there’s the fact that he’s made of chocolate and still capable of movement, this seems really rather unusual, most chocolates, as anthropomorphic as you like, will not go in search of women, i call for an immediate ban due to these factual inaccuracies!

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:28:08 +0000

Docbone – go and find a nce playground to play in while you think of some more videos to troll, there’s a good little boy.

By: docbone

docbone — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:01:01 +0000

u sad losers

By: ian terry

ian terry — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:50:35 +0000

its racist as fuck ! white man spray yourself in this shit , as brown people are irresistable , you sad cunts who brought this add out . if it was a black man spraying himself in white lynx and turned white there would be an outcry …

By: Ricky F

Ricky F — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:25:48 +0000

Well I wouldn’t wear it, you never know, someone who is lactose intolerant might get a whiff and beat seven shades of shite out of you.

anyway who wants to smell like a sweetshop?

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:36:20 +0000

i don’t get the bit where people are saying his arm gets pulled off but then you see it again in the final frame- am i being thick cos i don’t see his arm reappear?!?!?!?!?!

Smarties aren’t racist i’ve worked out as they come in all colours wooooo!!!!!!!

By: MonkeyBoy

MonkeyBoy — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 16:33:50 +0000

Woooooo C’mon people its just an advert geeee,s thats pretty sad bringing something like that into it, i feel sorry for people who think everything is a racist stament , not everything has a hidden meaning this is just simply a smegging hilarious video about smelly chocolate stuff , VIVA LA CHOCOLATE , p.s you missed out the milky bar kid lol racist little git wooooop

By: Silky

Silky — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:48:26 +0000

I’m with Joanna (and her punctuation) on this one, vi va la cesc.

Was Douglas the Lurpak butter man racist?

I think that it might portray a stereotype that men actually made of chocolate are always happy but that’s about it.

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 00:00:51 +0000

er no i think you will find chocolate is BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS MUD RACIST

IS POO RACIST!??!?!?!?!?!

JESUS EFFING CHRIST