Comments on: Just for Men – Touch of Grey

By: Roland Chandler

Roland Chandler — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:03:23 +0000

Very carefully

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:07:00 +0000

WTF?? How did you piss off your own hair??

By: al

al — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:57:01 +0000

My hair says I’m a complete fucking tool with a big, shit-eating grin plastered across my face like a four day old cum stain.

By: Suzanne Lawson

Suzanne Lawson — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:08:18 +0000

Always go a shade slightly lighter than when you were younger, for it to look natural.

By: Suzanne Lawson

Suzanne Lawson — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:07:44 +0000

When I was training as a hairdresser, we were told many of those dyes for men are metallic dyes that never look a natural shade, as just coat the hair. Men would be better off using something like L’oreal, casting, creme gloss.

By: Suzanne Lawson

Suzanne Lawson — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:02:10 +0000

I like this advert. It’s good to know men have irritating and patronising adverts too. All he has to say at the end is, ‘because I’m worth it’.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:58:41 +0000

I have recently aquired a job lot of purple hair dye… I am going to market it under the name “Touch Of Gay”…

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:55:13 +0000

I prefer the earlier advert in which a couple of kids tell their dad to dye his hair because “it’s time” for him to get some tail.

By: Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel

Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:56:45 +0000

The men is these ads are all obviously after one thing so, unless they’ve also combed ‘Just For Men’ through their pubes, they’ll be fucked when they take their pants off.

Or not…

By: Archer

Archer — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:32:35 +0000

I saw the new one last night as well. The one where he goes on his date and gets lucky because the woman thinks he looks younger than her. It’s wrong and makes me feel slightly dirty.

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:20:21 +0000

Caught a new Touch of Men advert last night, so the good news is we probably won’t have to see this one again. The bad news is, it’s just as bad.

By: Lefinch

Lefinch — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 19:05:25 +0000

Rest assured that the man was obviously killed shortly after by his young gold-digging wife swapped a touch of grey for a touch of arsenic.

By: Gary Glitter

Gary Glitter — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:37:42 +0000

I used to like Steve Redgrave.

But since he got together with that lanky streak of piss, Edwards(who scares me more than the Catholic priests that took us on ‘retreat’ when I was too young to have a voice that adults who should’ve known better would listen to), and made those ads about sorting out your vision, I hate him.

If this laser treatment works that well, he would surely be able to see WHERE THE FUCKING CAMERAMAN IS! The twat!

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 18:06:48 +0000

OK, Back in your cage:-
http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/ultralase-jonathan-edwards-steve-redgrave/

By: JONATHAN EDWARDS

JONATHAN EDWARDS — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:58:17 +0000

YEAH.. AND…. ???

By: patrick

patrick — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:01:38 +0000

really not very good

By: Prak's brother

Prak's brother — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:01:09 +0000

Anyway, back to the product.

All of these hair products seem to have one very bad side effect – when the subjects of these chemical experiments speak, the words are totally out of synch with their mouth movements. This is obviously not going to attract anyone with co-ordinated sight and sound.

Maybe the users (sic) are drugged into thinking that their newly dark hair is totally indistinguishable from natural colour while the rest of us pish ourselves laughing at them. Having got away with that, why shouldn’t this “Kings New Clothes” product hit the same market. ” Buy Touch of Grey – its actually clear and has no effect but it looks natural”. Er because it is. But don’t tell them…..

Grey and proud of it!

By: andyrow

andyrow — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 16:12:09 +0000

Chris ,what the fuck as that got to do with Just For Men?

By: Chris Humpherys

Chris Humpherys — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:47:49 +0000

Here’s my take on one ad they show incessantly here in the US

http://sportschump.net/2009/06/24/commercials-were-tired-of-vol-1-castrols-think-with-your-dipstick-campaign-video/693/

By: sarah

sarah — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:52:55 +0000

oooh jellyfish, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that ad. was decidedly odd.Two little girls saying ‘it’s time’. Oh dear……..