There may be people out there in the World of the Web who have noticed that this post is a few days late.

This unfortunate event is caused by a series of unfortunate events that have exploded from within me over the past few days.

If you’re at a loss as to what that means, think John Hurt in Alien.

Except replace his chest with my bum hole.

And replace the alien with copious amounts of runny poo and you’ll be heading in the right direction.

If only I had some Imodium to hand I could have “opened up my life” rather than my bowels.

OK, so enough toilet talk, here’s this month’s results:

1. Picture Loans - Dad’s Found Your Scooter
2. Formoline
3. Picture Loans - An Adult Conversation
4. Garnier Nutrisse - Davina McCall
5. The Gadget Help Line

So Injury Lawyers 4U with Billy Murray have been knocked off the top spot with Picture Loans Dad’s Found Your Scooter regaining it’s crown.

In fact, Picture Loans have won this award so many times I think I might have to rename in their honour. Hhm, maybe they could sponsor it too… £25,000 should be about right, wouldn’t you say?

Well, that’s it for another Picture Loans (You know the one with that God awful Geordie woman in it) Awards post.

Same time next month (bottoms depending).