Jobsite – Max Beesley
5 February 2009 by SilkyCurrently, to stop us worrying about the world slowly melting and dribbling into space, we’ve got the credit crunch.
A problem essentailly caused by a group of retarded children trying to prove who has the biggest penis by fucking around with our livlihoods. And the penis competition became so fierce and the impact of the credit crunch so great that it’s the only thing anyone can talk about or even think about - even for proper grown ups who don’t work in London!
Don’t believe me?
Well, you might kid yourself that you were thinking about which shoes would go best with that new dress you’ve just bought. But you weren’t. You were thinking about the credit crunch.
And you might pretend that you were thinking what to have for lunch but you weren’t. Cer-red-it Cer-runch!
But I’m so sick of thinking about it or even hearing the phrase that I’d literally rather an environment catastrophe happen then have to listen to one more reporter’s histrionics whilst telling me that “this time next week the economic outlook will be so gloomy” I won’t even be able to afford to take a shit.
Although having said that, there is some fun to be had with the credit crunch. Because, just like the media and Tory MP’s, I’ve started blaming the credit crunch for all the bad things that happen:
Why are you late? Credit crunch.
Why haven’t you finished that work you promised me by this morning? Credit crunch.
Why haven’t you got a job? Credit crunch.
Except, if the new Jobsite advert is to believed, the credit crunch isn’t the reason why you haven’t got a job. The real reason is because you’re a stupid, useless, lazy wanker:
Or as Rob, who submitted this bad ad, put it:
Max Beesley insults anyone and everyone with his patronising and arrogant pseudo-edgy monologue. Basically, this advert repeatedly calls you a twat over and over again.
I hate angry adverts that shout at you. Hate them. And there are few more guaranteed ways to get me to not do something then to shout at me to do it.
So when someone very aggressively tells me to “UPLOAD YOUR CV NOW!” I’m inclined to think “Actually, I think I’ll just set fire to it then wank on the ashes instead, thanks very much.” So this advert kind of misses the mark with me.
But more so, the message I think this advert sends to potential employers is that the candidates on Jobsite are so stupid, so lazy and so feckless that they’re only on Jobsite because Danni Minogue’s ex-boyfriend shouted at them.
They sound ideal. When can they start?
Of course, that’s not really true. Employers don’t need to worry about the quality of candidates on Jobsite, I’m sure they’re fine.
Just a shame there aren’t any jobs anymore.
Bloody credit crunch!
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(22 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5)
8Responses:
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 5 February 2009
Tossers can’t even get some one who can use a video editing machine… how the fuck are they going to get a decent job for some one?
vryannoyed
Said on the 13 February 2009
You’d think they’d use someone thats actually had to look for work on more than one occasion, rather than an a well known actor that just sits on his arse and waits for people to contact him for work.
Jeremy
Said on the 22 February 2009
Am I watching a different advertisement to everyone else, I don’t see anything wrong with it. I certainly don’t think he is insulting anyone, or calling anybody a twat.
AngelEyes
Said on the 12 March 2009
“Am I watching a different advertisement to everyone else, I don’t see anything wrong with it. I certainly don’t think he is insulting anyone, or calling anybody a twat.”
No – but his voice is fcking annoying…PC World, Lithium Batteries, Find a Property…fck off
jimmymental
Said on the 14 May 2009
Jobshite, exactly where Max’s shitty acting should take him, when you going to fuck off trying this acting lark and go and make some real money by becoming a MIG welder you cunt! Now shit off!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 7 January 2010
Un-fucking-believable! This piece of shit advert has returned to our screens once again!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 31 January 2010
ARGH!! FUCK OFF JOBSHITE!! I’m sick of seeing that twat, Max, shouting at my face every fucking ad break! Why do they need FOUR versions of this crap?! Stop wasting money on this shit!
Dan Moral
Said on the 22 February 2010
GOBSHITE! As a Recruitment Consultant I have to use Jobsite on a daily basis to search through all the Crap CVs to find the 1 in a million employable Candidate. Trouble is every time I go on Jobsite’s website I am confronted by Max Beesley’s annoying gurning mug. It makes my blood boil! These Jobsite ads are the worst on TV. (Fuck me those Monster ones were bad too!!) Worse still is the constant reminder on the Jobsite website that they are the proud sponsors of Portsmouth FC! Yes Portsmouth FC Fucking laughing stock of English football!
I reckon there are a fair few good candidates out there who have had the intention of putting their CV on Jobsite, log on to the site, see MB’s freakshow face and then log out quickly. BEESLEY you are costing me money! Take your fee and fuck off never to return! GOBSHITE!!!!!
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