Injury Lawyers 4 U – Billy Murray

Jen

Said on the 24 March 2008

What can I NOT say about this advert? Why has he stooped so low? I had an accident at work, I didn’t sue and my karma is just fine thank you very much now piss off!

Tractorboy

Said on the 26 March 2008

Ahhh good to see you agree with me on this one. Such a evil evil ad. I bet this is the reason the dog from that VW polo ad is shivering like mad

Mike

Said on the 5 April 2008

If we can claim for every sodding little thing these days, then surely we can make a claim against this ad. The sheer annoyance factor of this advert, even by the standards of these ambulance chasing adverts is appalling! We absolutely do not deserve this twat telling us whats what. He went from a bad goody to a bad baddy in ‘The Bill’ now he is just bad.

emile

Said on the 20 April 2008

Note from Silky – It was bumming me out reading emile’s news so I’ve taken the extraordinary step of substituting the word “funk” and “clown” in the comment below for the originals. Enjoy.

Oh funk me! What’s a clown like him doing in a shit ad like that?

Every funking time that advert comes on the funking telly I would love to break that clown’s neck and give him a good karma… Isn’t it about time that real people made adverts for telly not some snot nosed little university clown who only knows how to funk his mother and wank over his granny once a week….

If you have a fall at work then sue the clowns you work for end of story – don’t funk about listening to some second rate actor who last wanked on the bill…

Funk me humans, come on, get a funking grip; go throw yourself under a train or perhaps a fire engine then, bingo, it’s like money in the bank…

Oh, and by the way, that ugly clown Estelle needs funking shooting with pig shit. What a ugly funking clown she is. I’d give her American boy with both barrels form my 12 bore…. so funking die you ugly whore….

Here ends the news…..

Jen

Said on the 21 April 2008

Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey substitutes the word “puppy” for a word that the director used a lot…

emile

Said on the 21 April 2008

Oh Bugger my master piece has been ruined how will i live it down…but hey ho funk me.,….i still hate the bastard advert thou…..

Jen

Said on the 22 April 2008

We’ll get you a swear box, Emile…you’ll be a millionaire by the end of the week.

emile

Said on the 25 April 2008

Dear sweet jen
How boring this planet would be without a good swear and rant now and again…and oh yes freedom of speech…i stil hate the advert and most of the adverts on tv as they must think we’ll all brain dead….but hey ho and away we go take care jen….

billcarr178

Said on the 1 May 2008

Motherfunking clowny clown!!! What a funking pissflap he is. ‘real lawyers’… Once upon a time ‘real lawyers’ were treated with the comtempt they deserve, now they’ve been empowered by this SHITHEAD to right the wrongs of the cosmos. Let’s hope this ‘balance’ fuckwipe talks about isn’t too delicate or they might funk it up!

Brian Butterfield

Said on the 12 May 2008

At least they’ve stopped trying to rip off the old Barclays adverts, I suppose.

But Billy Murray, You are SO MUCH BETTER than this!
He did a fantastic voice over job on Call Of Duty 4. More of that please!

I absolutely did not deserve that! at Happening Now

Said on the 1 July 2008

[...] got an e-mail with this link earlier of a real advertisment for a Law Firm (found at TVs worst adverts). I found it amusing that this would air on TV so I decided to post it up with a few other odd and [...]

Michael

Said on the 6 July 2008

Anyone who’s ever contacted ‘InjuryLawyers4U’ or anyone of their ilk should be ripped apart, limb from limb, organ by organ by a baying mob of taxpayers every night for an hour on Channel 4, in place of Big Fucking Brother.

bek

Said on the 9 July 2008

I’m hoping he’ll say ‘give us your money or else we’ll throw you over the wall!’

arsemole

Said on the 8 August 2008

Well i still say that this billy murray is a right cunt and he should empower himself with a large knife…or better still round this cunt up and the lawyers at injury rip off and have the cunts knifed and burnt while still breathing…..better still lets kill every cunt on the planet and then there will be no need for all this shit……………………………………………………

Sophie

Said on the 11 August 2008

When I first saw this I thought it ripped off the nectar adverts a little bit by going on about how the balance is restored and that load of rubbish. I mean this advert is so patronising! As if someone is going to have an accident at work and not try and get compensation. We live in a world where we follow the example set by the US – to sue the suckers for every penny they have.

Cyril Sneer

Said on the 22 September 2008

Hey,whay are you people slating injurylawyersforu?

I took my old boss to a tribunal after he violently penertrated my anus over the photocopier at work, the worst thing is I’m a male!

Anyway, Injurylawyers4u were very helpful, they secured my house as collateral for the court case, and i was assured i would win.

However, I lost the case and now i am homeless living in a skip at the back of Netto`s in chorley wood (if you see me say hello)

I have a pet dog called bingo and i now beg for food.Im the one who looks like Jesus but smells like Vanessa Feltz

Note from Silky: I should add that this is a joke. Cyril is joking – about the house bit abyway. Because in reality, as InjuryLawyers4U put it: “In nearly all cases, clients are covered by a conditional fee agreement (“no-win, no-fee”).”

Pauliwalli

Said on the 26 October 2008

“Ambulance Chasers for Criminals like you and me R US”

“Cant break thier legs because of thier CCTV, come to us and well screw em legally, no matter what your beef or whos fault it is…SORTED me ol son”

max

Said on the 10 December 2008

“I absolutely did not deserve that”

An amazing line!!!

Hafoot

Said on the 8 March 2009

Oh my god

I absolutely despise this advert

Slimy eastenders actor, i feel like punching something every time i see him.

Also the idea is just rediculous, fall over at work and sue your company.

Yeah i’m sure it will all be shits and giggles on monday when everyone finds out you’ve fucked the company over through some shitty money grabbing lawyers.

Ben

Said on the 20 April 2009

I had no idea injury lawyers 4 U could restore the universal balance.

James

Said on the 20 October 2009

100% lawyers? really? everyone at injury lawyers 4 U is a lawyer?

the bloke who answers the phone? The MD’s dog?

my arse

Brit

Said on the 12 November 2009

Ermmm I don’t get you guys. What was wrong with this ad? Really, I don’t get the British public sometimes, and being of this country I just feel ashamed. Seriously what exactly is wrong with this ad?

Matthew

Said on the 21 November 2009

Well i still say that this billy murray is a right cunt and he should empower himself with a large knife…or better still round this cunt up and the lawyers at injury rip off and have the cunts knifed and burnt while still breathing…..better still lets kill every cunt on the planet and then there will be no need for all this shit……………………………………………………

Well, unlike you, I’ve met Billy Murray and he was very kind, and he even gave me his autograph.
So can you quit calling him a cunt, it’s not his fault.

San