Injury Lawyers 4 U – Billy Murray

Jen

Said on the 24 March 2008

What can I NOT say about this advert? Why has he stooped so low? I had an accident at work, I didn’t sue and my karma is just fine thank you very much now piss off!

Tractorboy

Said on the 26 March 2008

Ahhh good to see you agree with me on this one. Such a evil evil ad. I bet this is the reason the dog from that VW polo ad is shivering like mad

Mike

Said on the 5 April 2008

If we can claim for every sodding little thing these days, then surely we can make a claim against this ad. The sheer annoyance factor of this advert, even by the standards of these ambulance chasing adverts is appalling! We absolutely do not deserve this twat telling us whats what. He went from a bad goody to a bad baddy in ‘The Bill’ now he is just bad.

emile

Said on the 20 April 2008

Note from Silky – It was bumming me out reading emile’s news so I’ve taken the extraordinary step of substituting the word “funk” and “clown” in the comment below for the originals. Enjoy.

Oh funk me! What’s a clown like him doing in a shit ad like that?

Every funking time that advert comes on the funking telly I would love to break that clown’s neck and give him a good karma… Isn’t it about time that real people made adverts for telly not some snot nosed little university clown who only knows how to funk his mother and wank over his granny once a week….

If you have a fall at work then sue the clowns you work for end of story – don’t funk about listening to some second rate actor who last wanked on the bill…

Funk me humans, come on, get a funking grip; go throw yourself under a train or perhaps a fire engine then, bingo, it’s like money in the bank…

Oh, and by the way, that ugly clown Estelle needs funking shooting with pig shit. What a ugly funking clown she is. I’d give her American boy with both barrels form my 12 bore…. so funking die you ugly whore….

Here ends the news…..

Jen

Said on the 21 April 2008

Reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey substitutes the word “puppy” for a word that the director used a lot…

emile

Said on the 21 April 2008

Oh Bugger my master piece has been ruined how will i live it down…but hey ho funk me.,….i still hate the bastard advert thou…..

Jen

Said on the 22 April 2008

We’ll get you a swear box, Emile…you’ll be a millionaire by the end of the week.

emile

Said on the 25 April 2008

Dear sweet jen
How boring this planet would be without a good swear and rant now and again…and oh yes freedom of speech…i stil hate the advert and most of the adverts on tv as they must think we’ll all brain dead….but hey ho and away we go take care jen….

billcarr178

Said on the 1 May 2008

Motherfunking clowny clown!!! What a funking pissflap he is. ‘real lawyers’… Once upon a time ‘real lawyers’ were treated with the comtempt they deserve, now they’ve been empowered by this SHITHEAD to right the wrongs of the cosmos. Let’s hope this ‘balance’ fuckwipe talks about isn’t too delicate or they might funk it up!

Brian Butterfield

Said on the 12 May 2008

At least they’ve stopped trying to rip off the old Barclays adverts, I suppose.

But Billy Murray, You are SO MUCH BETTER than this!
He did a fantastic voice over job on Call Of Duty 4. More of that please!

I absolutely did not deserve that! at Happening Now

Said on the 1 July 2008

[...] got an e-mail with this link earlier of a real advertisment for a Law Firm (found at TVs worst adverts). I found it amusing that this would air on TV so I decided to post it up with a few other odd and [...]

Michael

Said on the 6 July 2008

Anyone who’s ever contacted ‘InjuryLawyers4U’ or anyone of their ilk should be ripped apart, limb from limb, organ by organ by a baying mob of taxpayers every night for an hour on Channel 4, in place of Big Fucking Brother.

bek

Said on the 9 July 2008

I’m hoping he’ll say ‘give us your money or else we’ll throw you over the wall!’

arsemole

Said on the 8 August 2008

Well i still say that this billy murray is a right cunt and he should empower himself with a large knife…or better still round this cunt up and the lawyers at injury rip off and have the cunts knifed and burnt while still breathing…..better still lets kill every cunt on the planet and then there will be no need for all this shit……………………………………………………

Sophie

Said on the 11 August 2008

When I first saw this I thought it ripped off the nectar adverts a little bit by going on about how the balance is restored and that load of rubbish. I mean this advert is so patronising! As if someone is going to have an accident at work and not try and get compensation. We live in a world where we follow the example set by the US – to sue the suckers for every penny they have.

Cyril Sneer

Said on the 22 September 2008

Hey,whay are you people slating injurylawyersforu?

I took my old boss to a tribunal after he violently penertrated my anus over the photocopier at work, the worst thing is I’m a male!

Anyway, Injurylawyers4u were very helpful, they secured my house as collateral for the court case, and i was assured i would win.

However, I lost the case and now i am homeless living in a skip at the back of Netto`s in chorley wood (if you see me say hello)

I have a pet dog called bingo and i now beg for food.Im the one who looks like Jesus but smells like Vanessa Feltz

Note from Silky: I should add that this is a joke. Cyril is joking – about the house bit abyway. Because in reality, as InjuryLawyers4U put it: “In nearly all cases, clients are covered by a conditional fee agreement (“no-win, no-fee”).”

Pauliwalli

Said on the 26 October 2008

“Ambulance Chasers for Criminals like you and me R US”

“Cant break thier legs because of thier CCTV, come to us and well screw em legally, no matter what your beef or whos fault it is…SORTED me ol son”

max

Said on the 10 December 2008

“I absolutely did not deserve that”

An amazing line!!!

Hafoot

Said on the 8 March 2009

Oh my god

I absolutely despise this advert

Slimy eastenders actor, i feel like punching something every time i see him.

Also the idea is just rediculous, fall over at work and sue your company.

Yeah i’m sure it will all be shits and giggles on monday when everyone finds out you’ve fucked the company over through some shitty money grabbing lawyers.

Ben

Said on the 20 April 2009

I had no idea injury lawyers 4 U could restore the universal balance.

James

Said on the 20 October 2009

100% lawyers? really? everyone at injury lawyers 4 U is a lawyer?

the bloke who answers the phone? The MD’s dog?

my arse

Brit

Said on the 12 November 2009

Ermmm I don’t get you guys. What was wrong with this ad? Really, I don’t get the British public sometimes, and being of this country I just feel ashamed. Seriously what exactly is wrong with this ad?

Matthew

Said on the 21 November 2009

Well i still say that this billy murray is a right cunt and he should empower himself with a large knife…or better still round this cunt up and the lawyers at injury rip off and have the cunts knifed and burnt while still breathing…..better still lets kill every cunt on the planet and then there will be no need for all this shit……………………………………………………

Well, unlike you, I’ve met Billy Murray and he was very kind, and he even gave me his autograph.
So can you quit calling him a cunt, it’s not his fault.

San

Said on the 12 December 2009

OMG it’s Captain Price!!!

CovertJellyfish

Said on the 12 December 2009

You know you are having too much sex when instead of being caught in the moment, you are trying to work out weather to prestige or keep your AK….

stabber

Said on the 6 March 2010

billy murray? diamond geezer. Back orft!

Bob

Said on the 15 March 2010

Why does he say “Let me make this perfectly clear – we are Injury Lawyers 4 U”, when he’s not a lawyer?

Bastard.

Beth

Said on the 16 March 2010

What really annoys me is the one that’s on now where he keeps saying, “we are all real lawyers.” No, mate, YOU are not a real lawyer. You were on Eastenders.

Gaz

Said on the 17 April 2010

I hope he gets run over and has to do the ad in a cast but hes really in a cast not just the actor for the bus cos he has been run over

John Bamfud

Said on the 18 April 2010

forget restoring the universal balance or bill murray being a “real lawyer”, claiming your compensation if uv been injured and are suffering from it aint such a bad idea!

dave

Said on the 1 June 2010

bill murray ….what a melt,an awful ad
the guy needs a serious injury done to him preferably with a red hot poker.
whenever i hear his voice i reach for the remote,thought he was a man,not a girls blouse.

daisymay

Said on the 21 June 2010

Surely this advert is illegal ??…he is not a lawyer and yet he says “WE are 100% lawyers! ..I think we should all complain to the correct authorities ..it drives me nuts everytime it comes on!…

daisymay

Said on the 21 June 2010

I have just made a complaint about their advert to the actual firm and also to the ASA….If everybody complains to them then with a bit of luck they might do something about it

Paul Bungle

Said on the 29 June 2010

The latest one, he is saying they are all lawyers … as if he is one of them. Outrageous.
‘We’ aren’t all lawyers, I’m an actor … oh, and the secretarys and cleaners, they aren’t lawyers either. Get it right you mugs.

alfred pickard

Said on the 5 July 2010

I shivered when I saw this evil villain from Eastenders, with his unfeeling shark-like stare
telling us how we could trust injurylawyers4U. What a big mistake to have this person as the spokesperson for this company!!

David Sorell

Said on the 3 August 2010

How the mighty have fallen! Once the star of Ghostbusters now forced to make these awful adverts. I assume these ads must be successful however it does make you wonder why of how?
I find the backdrop of London to annoy me as much as this horrible man. Why should showing images of London make any difference? Checking their web-site they have conveniently omitted their address.
Please if you have slipped over in piss or shat yourself on the bus dont call this lot.

CovertJellyfish

Said on the 3 August 2010

Billy Murray was in Ghostbusters??? I thought it was Bill Murray…

Maybe I’m just nitpicking though…. they do both look as if the anvil of life has beaten them harshly….

Poison Ivy

Said on the 23 August 2010

I did send a complaint into the ASA about this advert. Sadly it was a web based complaint but then the response was funny and I sent this back – I haven’t had a reply:

I would say that Billy Murray is only ‘well-known’ as an actor if you happened to be a regular follower of The Bill between the years 1995 and 2001.

I would also question the wisdom of ‘Injury Lawers 4 U’ to employ an actor who is essentially known for playing corrupt people (including DS Beech in The Bill) and whose acting career was initially funded by the Kray twins – who may have been responsible for quite a few injuries themselves (including the torture and murder of Jack ‘The Hat’ Mcvitie).

Poison Ivy

Said on the 23 August 2010

David is wrong and the Covert Jellyfish is right

Have you seen Ghostbusters – there’s no face there that looks like someone has bashed his face with an anvil, is there?