Comments on: Glade – Touch and Fresh It’s All Gone

By: Matt

Matt — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 10:54:57 +0000

Glade seem to be doing well on this site. Is it their personal intention to become the worlds worst advertiser? Voice overs, horrendus acting. Its a shame becuase the actual product is a good concept.

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By: muttley

muttley — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 15:40:45 +0000

I heard the spash sound from a dump from a chinky arse is delayed by a few seconds…..just like in the movies.

By: poo hater

poo hater — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 19:27:32 +0000

I like the idea of the “motion sensor” hopefully when activated it sprays the annoying little ventriloquist dummy with his own motion, presumably he draws pictures for her because it takes him 5 minutes to speak after opening his mouth, also maybe he’s Japanese and has retractable arms, they’re very clever with their technology you know.

By: rik o shea

rik o shea — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:12:53 +0000

every home should have a copy ,there are alternatives to all this mass produced chemical laden crap foisted on us daily.

By: Dannielle Newton

Dannielle Newton — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:32:47 +0000

I love that book. x

By: rik o shea

rik o shea — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:24:39 +0000

why buy any of this shit anyway ? get a copy of THE FRAGRANT PHARMACY by valerie ann worwood and make your own, Superior scent ,safe, and wont give your kids asthma, what are you waiting for?

By: Jake anderson

Jake anderson — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:18:49 +0000

I’m fed up with all these hideous adverts Glade keep producing!

I wish they would just give it a rest, I’m sick of having there ‘Motion Sensor’ shoved in my face every time I watch the telly! Then watching the man running around trying to set it off again but ‘its not wasteful’ as the woman tells us; strangely enough she seems to have some sort of brain damage (as do all of Glades actors) as her mouth fails to move with her voice – come to think of its it’s just extremely bad dubbing.

And what is with all there constant bashing of this ‘Motion Sensor’? I feel like Screaming at the telly “ITS JUST A MOTION SENSOR FOR GOD SAKE” they act as if its changed there lives forever… as for the arse hole that runs around in front of the thing trying to make it go off again just who in the world would act like that? Then suddenly her lips move and 10 seconds later we here her say “What the fuck are you doing” sorry “its not wasteful because it wont go off again for another 30 mins” – again BIG WOW Glade.

I just wish they would sort out the hideous bad dubbing they use.

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:35:18 +0000

Thats clearly not her child, so why is she so facinated with standing at the door listing/watching him have a shit? and then the question has to be asked as to whos child that is? did she adopt or did she steel him?

Then i must ask why she has crayons and paper in her bathroom…but achually when i think about it there obv there to tise small childeren into her bathroom so she can get off watching and listining to them having a shit!

By: HertsHoops

HertsHoops — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:13:56 +0000

The comments above are hilarious, but no one has touched on one thing that make this advert particularly ineffective in terms of selling the product. One obvious DISADVANTAGE of Glade Touch ‘n’ Fresh is that it runs and and needs to be refilled. Yet this advert is built around a surreal scenario in which this is shoved in the faces of the punter as if this downside were a selling point. Weird.

By: Muttley

Muttley — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 13:29:17 +0000

This ad is bad on so many levels.

First of all, why does this Pissant’s shit smell so bad. I mean what the hell is he eating? Perhaps the solution is not to cover up the smell of a turd from a chinky arse, but make him eat foods that won’t cause the problem in the first place.

Also, if the little bastard can get up from the toilet with a shitty arse, and walk to the door where he slides his drawing, why cant he just get up and open the window?

Why has his mother not told him about proper etiquette? If your shit stinks, keep quiet and open the frickin window. If it were my house, I would grab [*] the greasy log he just dropped and whack him on the head with it. Stop fouling up the frikkin place.

[*] Assuming it is grabbable (with a stink like that – it may not be possible)
[*] using gloves of course.

[*] better yet – make him grab it and whack himself with it. Now Draw that you little Bastard.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:46:24 +0000

Even better money saving tip: ask Gillian McKeith if she wants to come and pick it up…

By: Phil

Phil — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:34:30 +0000

A better money-saving tip: Go and have a poo at Paul’s.

By: Drayman

Drayman — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 15:31:38 +0000

Money saving tip: After having a crap, open the window.

By: Smithery Baggins

Smithery Baggins — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 15:16:12 +0000

I struggle to think of a worse ad than this in the whole of tv history. Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it, Hate it.

By: Ian

Ian — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:06:27 +0000

This is just so bad….

Plus why does the mother not wait till he’s finished before she comes in!

Also is anyone else slightly disturbed by the tag, touch and fresh.

By: R E Krishna

R E Krishna — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:03:05 +0000

An odour extractor for the toilet pan eh? Don’t do it else the shit will hit the fan.

By: elize potgieter

elize potgieter — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 11:50:08 +0000

well every one has a problem with toilet odours, i work for the company with the best solution, its an extractor fan in the toilet that extracts odours right underneath you while using it. from personal experience, there is no better option, search toilet friend and find out for yourself

By: DivineMrsM

DivineMrsM — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:01:25 +0000

Hate to tell you, but although it looks like a foreign and redubbed advert, it was made for the UK market. The actress who is playing the mother is a Londoner. That’s not her voice though…

By: Rose

Rose — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:28:46 +0000

What I can’t get about this ad is that the boy passes a note to his mum to tell her that the thing has run out (where does he get paper and crayons in the loo? Why is mum not supervising such a young child on the loo?) but mum then *comes in* to ‘fix’ this terrible ‘problem’ that It’s All Gone. Right, so he’s so private in the loo that he has to pass a note to descirbe that the air freshener is gone, but then she charges in to boy with trousers still around ankles to refill the Glade. And she doesn’t seem to be choking on the smell either, so why bother?