Glade - Touch and Fresh It’s All Gone
June 8th, 2007Do you know what I really hate about doing shits?
It’s not that I always have to do one when I get to the in-laws’ house and that their toilet is right next to the living room so everyone can hear me straining (I know this to be true, I have heard others *plop*). And it’s not that thanks to my diet of pie, chips and brown ale that passing a stool is more difficult than squeezing Barry Austen through a turnstiles at St Andrews.
It’s that my shit doesn’t smell of the sweetest rose but of, quite frankly, shit.
Here’s a funny thing, some times I do ones that smell so bad I actually lose the ability to speak and I can only communicate through the use of rudimentary drawings.
Unbelievable but true.
Here’s one I passed (no pun intended) to the good lady wife just the other day:
We keep all my poo related notes on the refrigerator door, you know, next to my Wanking-Olympics winner’s rosettes, and that picture of me with Bernard Manning.
Oh, the memories.
I thought that I was the only one that suffered from dump-dumbness until I saw the Kid in the Glade Touch and Fresh advert:
I can’t tell you how relieved I was as I watched the kid slip the note under the door. Actually I can tell you. I was as relieved as I was when I finally broke the two week constipation that had my back door locked tight after a trip to Minsk in ‘99. Mighty relieved.
Anyway, hats-off to Glade for trying to help cure me of my complaint, but you know what, I think I might keep doing the notes anyway. Yeah, you’d be surprised at how much fun doing crayon drawings is, particularly with your trousers down….
Note: This TVs Worst Adverts article was dubbed from the original Cantonese.
Thanks to Donna for submitting this Bad Ad.
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26Responses:
DaveP
June 11th, 2007 11:22 pm
Absolutely pmsl, that is quality. I’ll be featuring that video on YouTube Digger this week, it’s too good
A diet of pie, chips and brown ale? Do you eat at the same places I do?
Weaver
August 28th, 2007 10:13 pm
The mums a milf though
Dr Rooth M Diskin
October 29th, 2007 8:57 pm
That is really creepy! and a bit unhygenic, I thinks,
However, how does this child have the time (or resources) to draw a perfect picture of the touchy spray thing anyway?
How bizzare!
timmymagic
November 6th, 2007 9:36 am
Thats the funnies tthing Ive read in a while! I pissed myself laughing so much i had to jot it on a note, scan it and email it to my girlfriend.
I think the reason why they couldnt bother getting a kid who was at least from the same continent was for his amazing ability to talk without his lips moving at the same speed.
steve
December 11th, 2007 2:00 am
arrgghhh! i nearly got a nose bleed from pissing myself laughing too hard!
funniest thing i’ve seen in ages.
What the?
January 5th, 2008 8:54 pm
Man I got that stuff in my eyes. Now that burnt.
But eh where the crap did he get the pen and paper? Oh…I got it Glade comes with a pen and paper or… he used his shit to draw with but then how fluently can you draw with shit?
Katherine
January 31st, 2008 3:07 pm
i hate this advert..its classic cheese! More worryingly - pen and paper on the floor..but he is miles from the door..how would he have time to jump off the bog to get his pen and paper, draw a pic for mummy, pass it through the door and then jump back on the bog when hes on there for a reason?!
Dave
February 6th, 2008 4:52 pm
I hate this ad, all the comments that come to mind are terribly un-pc so I’ll keep them to myself.
Jellyfish McSaveloy
February 7th, 2008 5:33 pm
Damn stuff makes your bathroom smell like a pub urinal as it seems to be a liquid form of the nasty blue urinal cakes they use. Mmmm…just how I always wanted my bog to smell. It’s fitting that the ad stinks too I suppose.
Ron Atkinson
February 10th, 2008 7:32 pm
The kid’s a skilled ventriloquist (sp, irrelevant). I find it quite horrible seeing some kid cat on the toilet. They should ban this nonsense.
Joanna Butler
February 11th, 2008 6:35 pm
stupid kid, crimping off a length and then walking off the bog drawing a picture of an airfreshner….
Stuart Cameron
February 25th, 2008 6:10 pm
The kids mum isn’t Asian and he is? What’s that about?
chris
March 5th, 2008 2:33 pm
i hate this friggin advert.
just about to rant about it on my website.
http://iliketorant.com
Emile
March 5th, 2008 8:19 pm
Mum its all gone
Well stop eating the bloody stuff you twat
R E Krishna
March 31st, 2008 12:53 pm
The trouble is of course that air fresheners never remove the offending odour, they just attempt to overwhelm it. So what you end up with is the smell of a pine forest in spring with a sewage farm in it. Worse still if the same air freshener is used innocently in the kitchen, you can’t help but smell the shit, and it’s not ene there!! Now that’s scary.
Mike
April 5th, 2008 2:21 pm
Would so love to hoof the little prat down the U bend.
embo
April 13th, 2008 8:10 pm
R E Krishna - thats why you need oust my friend
the voice is immediately annoying.
to be fair i’d rather have the subtitles instead of watching something that looks like very bad lip synching.
and yes how very un-hygienic.
why did he need to get off the toilet to post a note to his mother?
why would there be a crayon and a sheet of paper in the bathroom?
why couldnt he just have told her?
stupid boy.
and does anyone else think his drawing style looks very similar to the guy off Blues Clues?
or am i the only one that used to watch that?
yes used to.
i dont anymore, honest.
R E Krishna
May 1st, 2008 12:54 pm
The point is, if you spend 30 mins or so in the bog dumping for England, chances are the room’s gonna smell of shit. That fact shouldn’t really come as a surprise to anyone with half a braincell. In addition, as we are all guilty of similar pollution, none of us has any right to get sanctimonious about it. The notion that somehow a squirt of some fluid or other could erase the pong, is frankly absurd. As for Oust, don’t go much on it really, doesn’t taste too bad with lots of lemonade though.
Bex
May 8th, 2008 3:50 pm
Yeh, so basically, this little boy has been brainwashed into all the pointless gimics of modern living. He therefore can not shit without a mounted airfreshener. However he does not realise that the airfreshener is empty until he is sat on the toilet-and yet he blatantly can’t reach said mounted airfreshener from said toilet. So the little boy gets off the loo, after shouting, and does not know the words “Mounted airfreshener” and so draws a beautiful picture with the crayon and paper he so handily keeps in the bath, and shoves it under the door so his mum can come in and replace the propably too expensive-for-what-it-is-ie-a-piece-of-plastic-with-scented-bog-water-in-it refil.
Is that right?
OK but…Why the fuck didn’t he just open the door in the first place and save all the hassel? She had to come in anyway to put it in!
Daniel
May 19th, 2008 2:43 pm
It’s odd that the kid keeps pens and paper next to the toilet, but also that the air freshener is so ridiculously high for him to reach anyway that, smell or no smell, it’s a useless invention to him.
ally
May 22nd, 2008 11:53 am
mother and child are different nationalities, crayons and paper kept in the toilet, boy presumably getting off toilet to go to door without flushing or anything else. mother checking on a capable childs bowel movements. child worryingly disappointed about a trivial air freshner problem..
did this ad get anything right?
ps.. welcoming scent of home.. from the loo??
R E Krishna
May 23rd, 2008 12:54 pm
They obviously chose to show a normal everyday situation we can all identify with. Of course as a grown-up I keep a fountain pen and college notebook in my toilet. No crayons for me.
De'ath
May 29th, 2008 11:28 am
She should have rubbed his slanty eyed face in it and then took a large shovel and battered his fucking head in….using the shovel afterwards to bury the cunt…..or perhaps she would use his head as a toilet roll cover……
Crimewave
June 8th, 2008 12:08 am
Surely the kid would find it easier to replace the thing himself instead of calling “his mother”, OR is it supposed to mean the mother went all the way to the shop??
Either way a totally retarded advert, even the one with the raining fish and flowers in the living room is better.
p.s. the bathroom is effing massive!
Rose
July 18th, 2008 10:28 am
What I can’t get about this ad is that the boy passes a note to his mum to tell her that the thing has run out (where does he get paper and crayons in the loo? Why is mum not supervising such a young child on the loo?) but mum then *comes in* to ‘fix’ this terrible ‘problem’ that It’s All Gone. Right, so he’s so private in the loo that he has to pass a note to descirbe that the air freshener is gone, but then she charges in to boy with trousers still around ankles to refill the Glade. And she doesn’t seem to be choking on the smell either, so why bother?
DivineMrsM
July 20th, 2008 4:01 pm
Hate to tell you, but although it looks like a foreign and redubbed advert, it was made for the UK market. The actress who is playing the mother is a Londoner. That’s not her voice though…
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