Glade – Touch and Fresh – I Want to Poo at Paul’s House
30 January 2009 by SilkyIf you’ were anything like me, there was nothing you loved more as a kid than air freshner.
Except maybe sweets.
And puppy dogs.
My love of these things lead me to spend many a happy hour round at the house of a neighbour. He was very generous and let me have as many liquorice comfits as I could eat then, high on E numbers and sugar, he let me chase his puppy dogs round his garden.
Anyways, all that liquorice, fresh air and exercise would leave me desperately needing a poo.
Not a problem, our neighbour was very kind too and he always let me use his toilet. Strange thing was though, he was very protective of his air freshner. He’d stand and watch me have a poo just to make sure “I didn’t use too much Touch and Fresh” when I’d finished.
Stranger still, he kept his air freshner very low down on the wall behind the toilet. And every time I bent down and gave it a couple of squirts it would make a sound like the click of a camera.
Weird.
The local children had a nickname for our neighbour. What was it, now?
Ah yes, I remember, “Paedo Paul”.
Dirty, Paedo Paul! Dirty!
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(221 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
202Responses:
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 30 January 2009
Nooooo….. I want to do a poo at Paul’s house….. you can just see it, ten years later he’s out with his friend Paul on the pull, and Paul says- “You should smell when he has a shit, my mum had to buy loads of air freshener”
This ad is bad for so many reasons 1) It has a kid in it (See the Dancing Eyebrows ad) 2) It has a totally unrealistic exchange between lumps of wood.
If I’d have said to my mum “I want to go for a poo oo oo at Paul’s house” she’d have slapped me silly and given be sandpaper to wipe my arse with. (Mind you she laughed in the cinema when Bambi’s mum got shot)
Cath
Said on the 30 January 2009
I’m so glad you’ve found this. I was beginning to think I’d imagined seeing it which was quite worrying! Words can’t describe how bizarrely awful and misjudged it is- It’s so weird you barely even notice the bad dubbing.
Archer
Said on the 31 January 2009
I’m trying to picture the sequel to this advert.
Mum 1: Oh hi, Helen. I haven’t seen you since the PTA meeting.
Mum 2: Yeah. I just popped round to ask a favour.
Mum 1: Sure. What can I do for you?
Mum 2: Can my son do a poo in your toilet?
Mum 1: …
Mum 2: Can my son do a poo in your toilet? It’s a simple question.
Mum 1: Oh. Erm…
Mum 2: I’d let your son do a poo in my toilet. C’mon.
Mum 1: I… You should probably go.
Mum 2: You have nice air freshner.
Mum 1: I don’t think you should call round again.
Jen
Said on the 31 January 2009
I think this ad is amazing in its randomness. I want to know what was going through their heads when they came up with this!
Simon Breadbin
Said on the 3 February 2009
I hate this. I hate the attempt at a light hearted scatological angle, under the assumption that anything kids do is cute; no it isn’t. He is shortly going to be shitting out whatever mechanically retrieved, meat style nuggets you’ve been feeding him and it is going to fucking stink. He’ll probably not wash his hands properly (if at all), and then go rifling through the fridge with his dirty, shitty hands. He also appears to be on the verge of developing dome sort of obsessive compulsive disorder in that he refuses to do it in any place other than at Pauls house. From there it’s only a hop and a skip to you discovering the suffocated cat in a box under his bed, and then you crying to yourself and wondering where it all went wrong as you visit your son in Broadmoor after ‘those fires’.
Mark my words.
No, YOU mark them.
AdamAyres1988
Said on the 4 February 2009
I don’t really get what goes through these advertising guys heads. How creepy is it that the kid only wants to take a dump at Paul’s house. Unless of course his own toilet is like the one from trainspotting, then fair enough.
So their selling point is, your kid will love it so much he’ll want to go around anybodies house that has it. Surely that’s a bad thing, what if some paedo has it? What is in there exactly that this kid loves so much, also if he did love it so much and you bought it, surely he’ll sit there pressing it all the time anyway which isn’t going to be good for his lungs. So if you want to have your kid have an unfortunate meeting with a paedophile or need a lung transplant then please buy this product.
lucy
Said on the 5 February 2009
Surely this would not persuade any sane mother to buy this product,
would it not just cause the whole of the neighbourhood’s children turning up at YOUR door for a shit instead?
I feel sorry for Paul’s mother, unless he’s a paedophile, in which case the police might want to investigate?
bob
Said on the 7 February 2009
Typical foriegn ad with not a shred of british houmor. Won’t be long before we actualy see someone taking a dump and wiping their arse on TV
Caye
Said on the 8 February 2009
Certainly does’nt make me rush out and buy it awful advert person who thought of it should be sacked
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 9 February 2009
bob don’t say that… I can see it now… Cillit BANG! and the turd is gone!!
Joshua
Said on the 11 February 2009
This advert is wholly distasteful and revolting. The fact that toilet humour is being used in adverts is sickening. It’s never funny. It’s even worse when you’re having your dinner. That’s the danger of this advert. You can’t predict when it’s going to be on so you have to make sure you’re watching BBC while having food.
The whole situation with Paul leaves a particularly bad taste in the mouth too. Who is Paul? Is he a friend of the boy’s age or is he a 53 year old man who has a scrapbook dedicated to Jill Dando?
I immediately thought it was the latter when I first saw this.
Helen
Said on the 16 February 2009
I must be stupid, I thought Paul lived in the same house (a second bathroom) it was only when I read this web site that I realised the precocious brat was going to someone elses house. They pay the creators of this foul rubbish big money, what a sad world. If you want to be rid of awful smells you need at lease three or four of these air fresheners.
SAPPHiiRExo
Said on the 17 February 2009
I UPLOUDED THIS VIDEO TO YOUTUBE LOL!!
I FEEL HONERD ITS ON HERE LOOL I LOVE THIS WEBSITE xx
Silky
Said on the 17 February 2009
Well then, SAPPHiiRExo, I’m glad you uploaded the clip and very glad you like TV’s Worst Adverts
Matt Pycroft
Said on the 19 February 2009
I feel a little bit sick after watching this advert. I think it’s the excessive use of “poo.” I believe it is used 5 times in the advert. Once is more than enough. Oh, and I feel sorry for Paul. If one of my friedns decided to spend his days “pooing” in my bathroom i would be inclined to punch him in his stupid face.
vryannoyed
Said on the 22 February 2009
It could be worse. It could of been a 15 year old Chav. ..
“I NEED A SHIT”
“DON’T WANNA SHIT AT BRITNEYS OUSE!! ”
” FUCK IT, I’M TEK A SHIT SHAZNEYS OUSE INSTEAD”
But this is still a grim advert. Eating your dinner whilst having this image in your head of some kid taking a dump.ITS NOT RIGHT!! As soon as the word poo is rammed down your ear 10 times, you can start to smell the dump.
Fucking gross.
Emilyyy
Said on the 22 February 2009
… Why doesn’t his mum go out and buy the air freshener?
Rather then sending him round Paul’s house who is now currently either with his hand down the toilet unclogging or uploading photos onto a childs porno site.
Bored
Said on the 22 February 2009
She should tell him to stop being a stupid whiney little shit.
Joanna Butler
Said on the 23 February 2009
If i was Pauls mum i would tell the little shit to take a dump in his own house
RedFive
Said on the 24 February 2009
What a truly terrible advert, awful dubbing aside, the whole thing is just comically bad. Who is this Paul and what’s so good about his bathroom other than sweet sweet touch and fresh that is. It instantly made me wonder if the air freshener was the only thing being “touched”. Fucking hate this advert!
Rubes
Said on the 24 February 2009
Now, let’s have a quick think… if Glade is made by Johnson and Johnson, ‘A FAMILY COMPANY’, then surely they should know better than to put stupid rubbidh like this into their adverts?! Get it off the TV!
rick
Said on the 5 March 2009
what about the annoying little brat saying,mummy can I tip a load round pauls house? and mummy replying, ok dear, as long as you dont wipe it over the wall like you do at home.
rick
Said on the 5 March 2009
or what about, mummy can I empty my tubes round pauls house ? mummy replies ok dear but not in the washing up bowl like you do at home .
Hafoot
Said on the 8 March 2009
“I WANT TO DO A POO AT PAULS”
Even if a fucking fluffy bunny said that it wouldn’t be cute
Whoever thought it would be cute coming from a 7 year old kid deserves to be fired.
Then again all the Johnson adverts are shit and annoying so i guess they are used to it.
Susan
Said on the 17 March 2009
Thank you for posting this! Hilarious!!
Rich - Benidorm
Said on the 21 March 2009
I hate these dubbed adverts.
I’m going to find the cillit bang ad. That’s the worst ever
Meady Ochre
Said on the 21 March 2009
Paul is running a Jenkem lab out of his gaff & all the kids in the street are supplying the raw materials.
Helena
Said on the 21 March 2009
this advert is in really bad taste and I agree with the comment above about only having the television on BBCTV if you want to keep your life civilised. The awful tasteless advert came on when I was about to get romantic and really spoiled the moment. Yes, which moron at the advertising agency came up with the idea that it is cute to hear a child talk explicitly about his bodily functions. Please move away from this direction it is awful and makes me want to stamp on the products and definately not purchase them.
Archer
Said on the 22 March 2009
Is it wrong that when this advert came on when I was about to get romantic, it actually enhanced the mood?
hannah
Said on the 22 March 2009
By the time they’ve gone through the prospect of pooing at pauls house, he’s probably already shit himself and browned his legs
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 22 March 2009
Re Archer: You is a bad, BAD person.. lulz
Nibbles
Said on the 23 March 2009
Archer…PAUL Archer?!!! XD
Archer
Said on the 23 March 2009
Damn. I’ve been rumbled.
But anyone who wants to come round to my house is welcome…
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 23 March 2009
I’ll bring the paper…..
Giles
Said on the 26 March 2009
Ha !! Glad i found this. Thought I was going mad and was in some bizarre dream. Now my sanity is safe for another day at least.
CHRISTINE
Said on the 3 April 2009
How I hate this Ad. It’s obvious it was made other than England by the bad dubbing. However how many times do we have to listen to kids going on about “they need a poo” or ” poo it’s run out” “poo it stinks” we know shit stinks, but do we really need telling about it, on TV.
I was hopeing this was Glade ( Reckitt & Coleman ) site, so I could complain about the Ad, thought I would be the only one who hates it, seems I’m not.
MBeeching
Said on the 5 April 2009
I feel sorry for my friend Paul. Along with this and his recent purchase of a new (‘is that your car’) Megane, he’s in for some serious stick.
rooney
Said on the 6 April 2009
mum i have diarrhoea, im going to have explosive diarrhoea at paul’s house. come on then. im going to cover paul’s walls in liquid shit and blame it on him. more discreet than shitting yourself, glade allows your failed abortion to have to tell your guests that you fell whist carrying coffee.
skreeble
Said on the 6 April 2009
why not just end this poor woman’s misery by shooting this cheeky little shit of a child in the fucking face. I mean she must have gone wrong somewhere if her little runt of a child wants to shit in someone elses toilet. Are there goblins in her toilet? That’s not the point, the point is that this little blonde prick thinks he is above defecating in his own mother’s house. He deserves to be struck down with at least cholera and dissintry. What a fucking waste of life, and to think, his mum was going to become president of Glade.
lauren
Said on the 13 April 2009
this advert is totally wrong, haha feel sorry for that little dumbass kid, he’s gonna seriously regret being in that stupid ad when he’s older =)
James
Said on the 15 April 2009
ha ha, yeah too right, his entire class will chant “i want to do a poo at pauls house” at him and he’ll run away an top himself.
when this actually happens will i be sorry? will i fuck
Sean
Said on the 15 April 2009
Odd stilted dialogue and a totally surreal situation. It’s a double win! I predict psychiatric intervention in the near future.
rick
Said on the 18 April 2009
perfect training to be a member of the caravan club in the future i hear they like shitting in buckets rick o shea
Cooky
Said on the 21 April 2009
Poo Ad. Says it all!!
Phil
Said on the 29 April 2009
Most sickening advert i have ever seen!
wigbilly
Said on the 30 April 2009
there is nothing that stinks so bad as the smell of shit mixed with glade air fresherner. caught my cousin standing on the lav seat having a shit. he told me his brother said that termites lived down there and would come up and bite his arse. haven’t been able to take a sit down shit since then and that was 35 years ago – bloody termites.
nathan
Said on the 2 May 2009
What the fuck were they thinking and who the fuck is paul pretty obvious Mums round there fucking him and wants to get back because Dads coming back from work but oh no that little hoo ray Henry shit machine is going to ruin everything!
Above all bad advertising poor taste and a load of shit shame on S.C Johnson and shitting company.
P.s i had just taken delivery of an indian takeaway me and the bird sat down to eat in front of T.V and see this fucking disgusting bit of advertising and now i,m very angry i,m going to be complaining to them thats for sure….BUNCH OF SHIT TERROISTS!
nathan
Said on the 3 May 2009
Just complained to OFCOM who put me in contact with the advertising standards agency also complained derictly to S C Johnson asking for a refund of £18.40 for the chicken tika massala, lamb tika jalfrezie bombay potatoes chips onion fried rice and cheese and onion nan that they so kindly ruined for us last night.
Will let you all know the outcome!
davina
Said on the 3 May 2009
Nathan is allergic to paying for what he owes.
sarah
Said on the 3 May 2009
Wasn’t there an ad.along simlar lines a while back, with a Chinese kid sitting on the throne complaining cos the air freshener had run out? Why was the kid 100% Chinese? His mother wasn’t……
.Why do advertising people think using kids in ads. conveys some kind of cuteness? Why do kids in ads. need a poo? Why must we hear the little shits telling us about their little shits?
Adverts.like these should be banned before midnight. They put you off your dinner/romantic incident with your other half/gripping paperback you’re reading/just about anything in fact. horrible horrible horrible./
I have five children,so I must like them…..but this advert. makes me want to kill all small children that poo……
Teppo
Said on the 11 May 2009
I am disgusted by this advert. That kids voice makes my skin crawl and the thought of that little tosser talking about wanting a shit makes me want to vomit. Who regulates this bollocks!!? I feel like putting my foot through the TV every time I see this crap.
Teppo
rick o shea
Said on the 12 May 2009
posh advert alternative : i say ma ma would it be ok yah if i popped rind pauls hice and had a jolly could deficate in his shitter?
Dan
Said on the 12 May 2009
Why everyone is criticising it I have no idea…
The ad is funny and has evidently attracted attention, making it a good advert.
It isn’t an enigmatic problem that needs a solution…
Dan's mum
Said on the 13 May 2009
Dan you’re wrong, now stop shitting on the floor.
matt
Said on the 13 May 2009
I want to find out who this kid is.. so when he’s about 14-15 i can go and find him and take the piss out of him and say… “I want to do a poo at pauls” haha.. whoever made him do this advert should be ashamed of themselves
Rob Smith
Said on the 14 May 2009
Miowwww Mioowww Charlie says that ladies and men might offer you toilet facilities at there houses, but you should never go there without telling your mum. I got a Glade airwick refillable and Charlie got something he liked.
sarah
Said on the 21 May 2009
I have sent an email to S.C.Johnson ( a family company) complaining about this advert. and directing them to this site, where they will see the comments of normal everyday viewers about this awful advert.(Well ok then, maybe ‘normal’ was an adjective too far).
sarah
Said on the 21 May 2009
….and here’s their reply;
Thank you for your recent e-mail.
I do appreciate your strength of feeling regarding our Glade Touch & Fresh advertisement and I do offer my sincere apologies for any distress or offence this particular advert has caused you.
In producing this advertisement for this type of product, we sought to ensure that we make it clear to the consumer the exact use of the product, whilst keeping it light hearted by the use of informal language and of course, memorable.
Please be aware that in order to produce a broadcast advertisement, we have to obtain clearance from the BACC (Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre), which scrutinises adverts before giving approval to broadcast.
Nonetheless, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your comments about this particular advertisement as this provides SC Johnson with valuable information for the development of future advertising strategies. I have therefore passed your e-mail to the Glade brand manager and the marketing and advertising departments for interest and I am certain that your comments will be given due consideration.
Thank you once again for contacting SC Johnson.
Yours sincerely
John Dorrington
Customer Service Advisor
SC Johnson
Silky
Said on the 21 May 2009
Ooh, good job.
“directing them to this site”
I expect I’ll be hearing from their lawyers shortly then, Sarah ;0)
sarah
Said on the 21 May 2009
oooops!
sarah
Said on the 21 May 2009
Although, on reflection, nothing has been said that’s untrue………..
Matt
Said on the 21 May 2009
Sarah, why on earth did you complain? I think the ad is a tad silly and i feel a bit sorry for the kid because he’ll probably get beat up at school for it… but actually becoming offended enough to complain? am i missing something?
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“I have sent an email to S.C.Johnson ( a family company) complaining about this advert. and directing them to this site, where they will see the comments of normal everyday viewers about this awful advert.(Well ok then, maybe ‘normal’ was an adjective too far).”
sarah
Said on the 21 May 2009
I wouldn’t say I’m offended by this ad. I emailed S.C.Johnson because it’s one more little thing which adds to the ugliness in the world. There’s enough of it without engendering more.
It’s like the old saying,’if you can’t say something good about someone, don’t say anything at all’.
I think if they can’t make an advert. that conveys the message they wish to impart but doesn’t act as an emetic for most people, then please don’t make one at all.
rick o shea
Said on the 22 May 2009
I saw paul the other day, and he commented on the fine specimen I left in the bog for him ,13 x4 inches, his mums had it mounted and put in a glass case, and its now on the mantlepiece. I hear shes trying to fob it off as a damien hirst original .shes invited me round again cos the antique roadshow says its better if you have a matching pair only to happy to oblige I told her .
SAPPHiiRExo
Said on the 28 May 2009
Dam youtube removed it :/ ill uploud it again if you like??
J Lightning
Said on the 1 June 2009
Sod that, if I need to let one out I ain’t trekking to Paul’s house. You’ll have bowel problems in later life child if you keep holding it in.
James
Said on the 2 June 2009
everyone shoud shit at paul’s house, in his garden, down the back of the sofa etc….. i trust that this is paul mcartney’s house that everyone’s talking about?
paul
Said on the 2 June 2009
im locking my front door, no little shit is taking a poo in MY bathroom again
Sydney
Said on the 2 June 2009
Thank you all for letting me know I wasn’t the only person in the UK who thought this advert was soooooo wrong on sooooo many levels! I LOVE it! Personally, I prefer to poo at Billy’s house. His Mummy has a bidet.
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 3 June 2009
I bet that boy has been banned from Paul’s house. I would so not want some guy coming round to do a shit in our toilet. If you want the Touch ‘n’ Fresh then go and fucking BUY IT! It can’t be that expensive!
What the hell were SC Johnson thinking when they came up with this?
Pauls Toilet
Said on the 4 June 2009
Yeah dirty little bugger made me stink for a week
pauls toilet u bend
Said on the 5 June 2009
yeah its because ive still got one of his turds stuck down here, give it a poke for me will you, im suffering from terrible gas .
Bex
Said on the 5 June 2009
“Mr Muscle, I need help” screams Paul’s mother, leaning out of her bathroom window…
Morradichi
Said on the 8 June 2009
I can see a business opportunity here. For very little outlay, specifically a few Glade Touch and Fresh air fresheners and some bog roll, you can entice the children in the catchment around for a dump and charge them for the privilege. Advertising the service would just consist of getting one kid to spread the word and there are no costly start up fees.
Just think – one day using this system could significantly help local economies and on a wider scale could be the answer to the worldwide recession itself.
Morradichi
Said on the 8 June 2009
I think I’ve spotted the flaw in the plan! After further thought I’ve had to concede that although there may no costly start-up fees, there will definitely be costly clean-up fees!
Tony
Said on the 9 June 2009
I’m just glad his friend wasn’t called Sean.
“I’m going to do a shit at Sean’s.”
R E Krishna
Said on the 10 June 2009
Or a “dump at Dave’s”
rik o shea
Said on the 10 June 2009
or a tip at tonys
GARY
Said on the 10 June 2009
not forgetting curling one out at charlies
rik o shea
Said on the 10 June 2009
leaving a whippy at wuperts
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 15 June 2009
How’s about laying a cable at Carls.
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 15 June 2009
Any one who has a dog, don’t take it to the park, just take it to do a poo in Paul’s garden.
And why oh why is this ad always on whilst you’re eating?? It makes you want to chunder!
rik o shea
Said on the 15 June 2009
dropping me guts at gordons
rik o shea
Said on the 15 June 2009
making some faeces at tracys
rik o shea
Said on the 16 June 2009
or leaving a stool at pauls
Hannah
Said on the 16 June 2009
A plop at Dots
A nerdy turdy
a mr. whippy when its nippy
a sloppy skid marked joe around your aunty flo’s
a richard the third whilst eating lemon curd
a wet fart
R E Krishna
Said on the 17 June 2009
Or of course a crap at Chris’s
chris
Said on the 17 June 2009
Oh no for god’s sake dont send him round to my house
frankie smales
Said on the 17 June 2009
yes i also agree it was bad practice of
putting that advert on tv durring peak time they
should have moved it to the 9pm slot it was bad as
an episode of scrubs when jd and turk renamed scared heart hospital
to sacred fart at least on comedy central have the sarah silverman program
after the nine pm slot due to songs that deal with peoples body waste
that the company who published this advert on an early schedual should
be ashamed of them selfs it was to a poor taste iwas shocked and appauled when i saw this on tv.
yours faithfully
frankie smales
(tv advert fan)
dude what the fuck
Said on the 18 June 2009
next it will be
no mum, im going to do a wank at wills
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 19 June 2009
A splatty at Patty’s
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 19 June 2009
Or a toucher at Tim’s
rick o shea
Said on the 20 June 2009
a log for lucy
rik o shea
Said on the 20 June 2009
theres always a colostomy bag for cliff
steve
Said on the 20 June 2009
cant believe there are so many people that hate this advert as much as me! it’s pathetic,i want a poo! but iwant to do it in me mates house! bollocks never wanted to do that when iwas younger, these adverts are shit
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 21 June 2009
a klingon at keith’s
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 21 June 2009
a cumberland at cuthbert’s
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 21 June 2009
a torpedo at tarquin’s
rik o shea
Said on the 26 June 2009
jeesus, just passed a treetrunk at terrys ,thats a load of my mind.
James Linsley
Said on the 30 June 2009
Rubbish voice overs and a retarded kid
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 30 June 2009
But enough about Little Britain…
Doublemadforit
Said on the 30 June 2009
I have to say that trying to make out that kids are the cause of unpleasant bathroom smells is a bit low. Honesty is not always associated with advertising but come on Glade, those angelic kids (usually boys because obviously girls must smell like roses) don’t need to freshen the air afterwards…..it’s us big people! http://doublemadforit.co.uk/poo-at-pauls-glade-tv-ad/
rik o shea
Said on the 1 July 2009
a skidmark at susans
rik o shea
Said on the 1 July 2009
or a squelcher at simones
rik o shea
Said on the 1 July 2009
could be a stinker at steves
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 1 July 2009
Enough of the shit jokes…
rik o shea
Said on the 1 July 2009
nah, plenty more to come out yet.
rik o shea
Said on the 2 July 2009
how about a turtle head at freds
Becky
Said on the 2 July 2009
A download at Darren’s
R E Krishna
Said on the 2 July 2009
Yep the floodgates are well and truly open. Well can’t stop, must dash round to the bog at Brian’s
frankie smales
Said on the 3 July 2009
whats next
a screw at drews
i am not suprised if they do that next ,
frankie smales
(retro tv advert fan)
rik o shea
Said on the 3 July 2009
time to unblock me tubes at judes
james
Said on the 6 July 2009
I think his anus would smell better than a cherry pie or an AMD processor.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 6 July 2009
What. The. Fuck?
rik o shea
Said on the 6 July 2009
id take the cherry pie and an intel processor, and pass on the anus bit thankyou very much.
rik o shea
Said on the 6 July 2009
well, that last one was a bit left field ,i was going to say ,pop me piles out at petras
rik o shea
Said on the 6 July 2009
james, might have an olfactory imbalance , sniff, sniff, oooooooh
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 6 July 2009
Mum, I’m off for a plop at Pete’s…?
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 8 July 2009
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Gary Glitter
Said on the 8 July 2009
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Susan
Said on the 25 July 2009
Without doubt these are some of the funniest comments I have read in ages. I literally had tears rolling down my cheeks. Thank you so much for confirming what I thought – that it is the vilest advert on tv – and fior making me laugh so much about the absurdity of it!
Keith
Said on the 27 July 2009
I notice when he marches off to Paul’s, he’s wearing a back pack. What’s he got in there ? Quilted kitten soft toilet paper or half an hour’s wanking material in the shape of magazines.
rick o shea
Said on the 27 July 2009
time for an anaconda round andreas
Archer
Said on the 28 July 2009
I got a little confused by the word ‘garderobe’.
No. Seriously. I feel like I’m now posting on eighteenth century worst bill postings.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 30 July 2009
I put that word in just for you, Archer, and now you are denigrating my hard work? For Shame.
rik o shea
Said on the 30 July 2009
its a robe you wear in the garden innit
RobDog
Said on the 1 August 2009
Leave a dead otter at Carlotta’s?
RobDog
Said on the 1 August 2009
Just seen this AGAIN. I cannot believe they’re still giving this carbuncle of an ad airspace. Can they not be stopped? Please, for the love of the baby Jesus make them stop.
KILL THE KID!
Said on the 2 August 2009
Can’t fucking stand that advert!
rik o shea
Said on the 2 August 2009
taking a dump at donald trumps
Spongebob's Underpants
Said on the 2 August 2009
squeezing cheese at donna-louises
Tony
Said on the 3 August 2009
I wanna do a Poo at Glade’s house!!!
DONT BUY IT!!!!!
This has to be the worst ad of all time… it’s just Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish!
Could they find a more terrible sounding, horrid looking kid? probably not, he’s half the problem!
I don’t care how good this product may or may not be… i will not buy it just out of principle and the fact that I hate this ad so much… what the hell was Glade’s marketing department thinking of?
Mony
Said on the 3 August 2009
Rubbish! Won’t buy it out of my principles because the kid is the whole problem. Rubbish! TUT TUT
Smithery Baggins
Said on the 3 August 2009
I’m suprized this is only the 2nd most annoying ad, don’t get me wrong the Skills Centre ad is shit but it’s not half as bad as this, I think Glade have gone down the ‘lets make retarded advert so people remember our product’ route, which does actualy work on most morons but not with me I will NEVER buy any Glade product because of this ad.
Archer
Said on the 3 August 2009
But Glade also made one of the adverts that is regularly in those nostalgic ‘best ever’ ad lists… the Shake n Vac one. They’re a company of extremes, I’ll say that for them.
R E Krishna
Said on the 4 August 2009
I dare say Paul’s mum has to use Shake n Vac after all the local kids have been round her place for a dump.
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 4 August 2009
I’m going to vacate my bowels at Tessa Jowell’s…
Toadi
Said on the 6 August 2009
I totallly agree with you all!!
I REALLY THINK THAT THIS IS A LOAD OF SHIT,
I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!!
IF I WANT TO SELL MY CAR, IT WILL NOT BE TO ‘WE BUY NY CAR.COM” !!!
I CERTAINLY WON’T BE BUYING A CORSA….C’MON….F’KOV.!!!
THANK GOD THE IDIOT FROM THE HALIFAX ADVERTS HAS MELTED AWAY!!!
I LOVE THE BBC?
TONY.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 7 August 2009
Coming Soon from S C Johnson (A Family Company)
TOUCHIN’ CLOTH! (TM)
Does the rancid stink for you arse cause untold horror in your home?
STOP!! Don’t change your diet, just get TOUCHIN’ CLOTH! (TM)
Using revolutionary radio control technology, our TOUCHIN’ CLOTH! (TM) system uses the Patented Extruding Digestive Operation sensor to detect when you are about to disgorge a cord, and release air freshener in your bathroom in preparation of the happy event.
Just remember, when you’re touchin’ cloth, you need TOUCHIN’ CLOTH! (TM)
rick o shea
Said on the 8 August 2009
calling round at janus to open me anus.
Mike
Said on the 8 August 2009
I just sent a (sensible) mail to SC Johnson complaining that this advert was the wrong side of strange. The reply was clearly automated and as intrusive as their advertisement:
“Thank you for e mailing SC Johnson, your e mail has been received and one of our Homecare Team members will contact you as soon as possible
SC Johnson considers the privacy of our consumers of utmost importance and we will not pass your details on to any third party.
We may, however, wish to contact you ourselves in the future for the purposes of market research or to give you information about our products.
If you do not wish to receive any communications in the future please contact us.”
Homecare Team? Does this include some slapper with a kid whose shit stinks so bad he has to go next door when he needs a crap?
Rebecca
Said on the 10 August 2009
Truely the worst advert in the history of TV advertising
Dannyp
Said on the 15 August 2009
i hate this add, he unnesicarilly says poo and it get on my nerves!!!!!
Smithery Baggins
Said on the 16 August 2009
Why isn’t this at No. 1 yet? I swear to God if I see this fucking load of bolocks one more time I’m going to hunt down the people responsible for making it & that little retard child, burn down their homes & shit in their faces!
Drayman
Said on the 16 August 2009
I’ve just found this website today and have not laughed so much in years. There are some great comments here from to name but a few: Archer, Covert Jellyfish, Joanna Butler, Sarah, Simon Breadbin, not forgetting Silky of course. Thank you all. This site is going to be my home page from now on. By the way, this advert has just been on again as I was about to eat my Sunday lunch. Thank you S C Johnson (a family company), you bastards!
Kevin
Said on the 16 August 2009
I have emailed SC Johnson back in January about this fantastically annoying advert and received this reply:
“Good Afternoon,
Thank you for your feedback regarding our television adverts. The TV campaign we are running has proven extremely successful and the response has been fantastic.
This TV campaign has clearly had an affect on you, as you have taken your time and effort to give us your feedback – albeit negative.
We accept that as a customer you have a choice where you place your business. However before you do – click on the following link: Why Buy From ScS?
Regards
ScS Online Team”
In other words: We’ve spent a fortune advertising our air freshner and couldn’t give 2 f**ks what you think!
I’m never buying SC Johnson’s products again! As I said to them, if Woolworths can go bust then so can you…!
Smithery Baggins
Said on the 16 August 2009
Woo Hoo! It’s finaly at no. 1 where it belongs, well done Glade/SC Johnson you’ve officially managed to make the worst, most annoying advert in the history of British television.
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 17 August 2009
I think Paul should go and do a shit at that kid’s own bathroom and see how he feels about that!
rik o shea
Said on the 17 August 2009
im going to deficate round darrens
rik o shea
Said on the 17 August 2009
or empty my arse round arrons
Mike
Said on the 17 August 2009
Or, if your bowels were found to be empty, you could just micturate at Malcolm’s…
Hannah West
Said on the 17 August 2009
This IS the worst Ad of all time…. it’s disgusting nobody wants to hear about that!!
I always change the channel to miss the end, today was the first time I actually realised what the product was and it would absolutely put me off ever buying their products.
Daniel Newton
Said on the 18 August 2009
This ad is discusting, it should be banned.
end of
Mike
Said on the 18 August 2009
Right – don’t forget I got this by e-mail from SC Johnson:
“Thank you for your letter dated……… I was very sorry to hear that you found our television advertisement for Glade Touch ‘n Fresh Bathroom to be offensive.
As I am sure you will understand, it is very difficult to produce advertisements for this type of product, ensuring that we make the exact use of the product clear to the consumer, whilst keeping it light-hearted, tasteful and, of course, memorable. All of our advertisements are shown to a selection of people prior to being aired on the television to ensure that we meet these intentions.
We do value the opinions of our consumers and I have passed your comments to our Marketing Department for their consideration in future productions.
I would like to thank you for taking the time to write to us and give us your comments and I hope you will accept the enclosed voucher as a goodwill gesture.”
Okay, but I have 2 questions:
1. What has good taste got to do with it?
2. Where’s my voucher?
This smacks of a stock reply cut and pasted by an office junior. They couldn’t care less about the punters as long as we buy their products. Let’s have a boycott I say.
Paul
Said on the 21 August 2009
I live in a house with my friend and his family. They have two young children. I have my own bathroom with all my toiletries and groming products. Since this advert has been aired the children in the house have always wanted to use my bathroom , which can be very annoying if I am in a hurry to get out of the house. I also have to take extra care to put things away such as razor blades and chemical based products. I have also returned home to find puddles on the floor caused by a tap which was not turned off all the way and that the paper had all been used. I look on the children like my own family and do not feel that it is their fault for what has been happening. I blame this advert completely.
mark
Said on the 21 August 2009
Ma-am i want to do a poo ! Well you cant But Ma-am i need to do a poo ! No you dont its all in your imagination Oh Ma-am ive done a poo now What ? where have you done it ? In my pants ! You dirty filthy little SOD ! You are going to smell of poo now you stinking little pig ! Why didnt you tell me ? But Maam i did ! No you didnt ; you just imagined that you did ; get to bed & dont expect ME to clean your mess ! Boy grows up Schizophrenic
Stu
Said on the 1 September 2009
I suggest that the brat gives Paul’s a miss & comes round to use my loo instead. At least then that gives me the opportunity to rub his nose in the ‘finished product’ & flush his head down the bog at the same time! Hopefully, that would teach him a lesson in playing his part in a pathetic advert that always seems to be broadcast when your eating your breakfast/lunch/dinner!!!
arieas
Said on the 2 September 2009
Its still rolling. I would have thought some censorship would have banned it for the word poo. But I guess an innocent kid saying it is fine. What if an adult said I need to do a poo instead…
Why has he got a backpack on though, planning to carry his prize home?
Eve
Said on the 2 September 2009
Send him round to my house…….I’d stuff that touch and fresh so far up his cocky little dubbed euro arse that his breath would smell of lavender for a fucking year! Seriously, we should jam the SCJ emailbox with complaints and assurances that we will never buy touch and fresh or any other SCJ product for as long as we live.
marrtynw
Said on the 2 September 2009
Defaecation IS natural, but it is NEVER cute – unless one has some bizarre paraphillia or dark fetish….
This add stinks……..no pun intended
Sean
Said on the 3 September 2009
Seems kind of odd to have complained to OFCOM/J&J… It’s not as if we’re watching this kid curl one off in Paul’s glass toilet. It’s just totally surreal dialogue, albeit not as bad as Danone/Kinder adverts.
incidentally, the earlier advert with the chinese kid is funny. Although his mum is white, they later cut the advert so that it appeared that a chinese kid had a white woman’s hand (when he pressed the button after parking his noxious fudge).
arieas, you win at Internet for the bag comment.
Daniel Newton
Said on the 15 September 2009
Why is this advert still on? surely Glade have receved alot of complaints about it (going by these comments) and must be aware that its causing some people problems especially when your trying to eat (not sure how else to describe it!) yet still they continue to show it.
Now the most annoying thing for me is the ammount of times this is shown, its begining to get like the Direct Line Adverts (Stephen Fry and Paul Merton) [don't get me started on how sick i am of seeing them].
I’m left wondering why these big companys decide to show the same advert for months and months on end with out changing it! and somehow the smaller companys manage to make new ones more often…
Draconacticus
Said on the 15 September 2009
I love this advert. You can read so many different things into it.
The bit I particularly like is that this lad has packed a rucksack for his trip to Paul’s. This implies that, not only will his visit be so offensive to the olfactory senses to necessitate defecating in a specially prepared bathroom with industrial strength air freshner, but also it will take an inordinate length of time.
Just what is in the rucksack? A packed lunch? A colouring book? A wooden spoon to bite down on while he attempts to squeeze out the remnants of the malnourishing low fibre diet his mother has been feeding him? Perhaps a small step ladder to add extra height so he can pinch off this brown leviathan?
The mind boggles.
funkenstein
Said on the 15 September 2009
My mate Paul REALLY hates this advert.
After the 20th person down the pub asked him of they could come round for a poo he kinda lost it….
Paul (not THE Paul)
Said on the 16 September 2009
I complained to SC Johnson about this ad, and here is their reply:
Thank you for your recent email.
I do appreciate your strength of feeling regarding our Glade Touch & Fresh advertisement and I do offer my sincere apologies for any distress or offence this particular advert has caused you.
In producing this advertisement for this type of product, we sought to ensure that we make it clear to the consumer the exact use of the product, whilst keeping it light hearted by the use of informal language and of course, memorable.
Please be aware that in order to produce a broadcast advertisement, we have to obtain clearance from the BACC (Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre), which scrutinises adverts before giving approval to broadcast.
Nonetheless, I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for your comments about this particular advertisement as this provides SC Johnson with valuable information for the development of future advertising strategies. I have therefore passed your e-mail to the Glade brand manager and the marketing and advertising departments for interest and I am certain that your comments will be given due consideration.
Thank you once again for contacting SC Johnson.
robert charles
Said on the 22 September 2009
get a life everyone ! its only an advert ! get over it
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 24 September 2009
A life??!!? I haven’t seen an advert for one of those……
Bertie
Said on the 25 September 2009
Lol, the comments are hilarious
my thoughts on this.
i deno
everytime i se the advert i laugh because its lame
who came up with the idea
of using a kid, just because its a cute toddler.
saying POO AT PAULS,
does not make it cute
whos paul?
why does he have this amazing glade airfresher.
why does it have to be him?
i have glade airfreshner.
but i dont invite kiddies round to poo in my bathroom
Haha.
David
Said on the 26 September 2009
So glad I am not the only one to find this advert utterly repulsive. What does surprise me is that no one seems to have mentioned what is, by far, the most revolting aspect of it -that the mother delights in going into the bathroom afterwards and having a good sniff. Virtually bordering on fetish behaviour. How this advert got to air and has stayed on is beyond me. Get it off Glade.
Suzanne Lawson
Said on the 27 September 2009
I’m glad I’m not the only person who hates this advert. Who wants to hear about a kid pooing?
mick
Said on the 2 October 2009
As a firefighter, on station we use black humour for going to the toilet but after seeing this ad all we ever say now is …you guessed it…. going to pauls . This advert may be wrong but its affecting people in different ways? I agree though its the worst advert ever
rik o shea
Said on the 3 October 2009
why hasnt robert charles got a surname?
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 3 October 2009
I’m more interested in how you use black humour for going to the toilet.. unless you have spent all night on the Guinness, in which case it’s pretty black…
Daniel Newton
Said on the 8 October 2009
Has this site closed down now?
The last post was 28 July 2009 (Wank Bingo) come on there have been 100′s of crap adverts since then that are going unappreciated….
Daniel newton
Said on the 16 October 2009
give my site a go tvs-worst-ads.co.uk
ChrisW
Said on the 2 November 2009
Mum 1: Is it ok if my son does a poo at your house? Only, he takes salts.
Mum2: I suppose so. What sort of salts does he take?
Mum1: Somer-salts!
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 9 November 2009
Whats with all the recent cringe worthly badly dubbed adverts that Glade are constantly chucking at us?
Has anyone seen the one where the woman is on the phone and her friends say there coming over and she goes in a panic and lights the candel becouse her house is supposed to smell of god knows what?
and the other one with the teenager in the bedroom where the mom says “have you got friends comming over” and then the ‘friend’ says “Freeeeesssshhhh”
Urgh these are making me sick, for such a large company you would think that they would have masterd basic dubbing! If I worked for glade and saw one of those adverts I would be highly embarresed at the sheer slap in the face that is the dubbing. Come on Glade what the hell is going on with the dubbing or is this a side effect from the fucking horrid smell of your airfreshners?
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 9 November 2009
Yeah I hate the one with the teenagers too… I think it’s the look the girl gives him, sort of a cross between “Yeah, your mum has used air freshener in here.” and “Ok, you’ve used air freshener in here, but I can still smell the sub-rancid spunk stains on your crispy duvet…”
Mr A Reaper esq
Said on the 11 November 2009
Twat Kid:mummy can i have a shit round at Pauls house
Mummy:Why son
Twat Kid: well his mummie likes to give me a blowie while iam pushing a large one out
Mummie: what the fuck i will sort that bitch out
Mummy: hello is that the police my son is being abused by some effing slag who likes to blow him while hes having a shit
Police: you are in a queue but please hold your call is important to us
mummy:pick up the phone you cunting useless fuck wits
Police :we heard that madam and we are sending a cuntstable around to nick you
Mummy: what but my twat kid is being abused
Police: sorry madam but your crime is worse than hers and by the way does your boy give reach around if so i pop over later with some air freshner,,,
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 12 November 2009
LOL! The above comment made me laugh so much!
Now, I wanted to mention that ALL of Glade’s adverts are shit. The latest one which shows the kids running around the house is crap. Why are those bitches talking about A FUCKING AIR FRESHENER?! There must be other things to talk about than that piece of shit.
When she says “And it’s from Glade y’know”, I just think who the fuck cares?! What’s so fucking special about it being from Glade?!
BTW, I was “Another Ad Hater” but since several other people are using this I changed it.
Helen :)
Said on the 16 December 2009
what i dont get is why he needs a massive backback on, and whats in it, while he’s having his poo at pauls?!
Lucy
Said on the 29 December 2009
I wish my child would go and shit at a friendly neighbours, her poo’s are rank and quite frankly i’ve had enough of scrapping the shit of the bowl and the vomit inducing stench it leaves behinde – but in all honesty i would rather sniff my adorable daughters poo than endure one more showing of this vile advert – what a weird little fucker that kid is, but with a mother like his who could even feign surprise at his strange little shitting habits.
amy
Said on the 16 March 2010
if you want to see my poo email me littlemonkey@msn.com
poo hater
Said on the 22 April 2010
I’m sorry, but this kid is nowhere near as annoying as the chinese one with the mummy for 1 day. If that annoying little git had stuck a note under the door at me i would have locked him in there until the little fucker’s legs dropped off from sitting on the toilet so long.
Kids do not make for good tv, when will those pony-tailed advertising arseholes realise this
Maybe the chinese kid was Paul, hopefully when the blonde one got there the chinese kid was stuck firmly so blondie had to shit all over him.
Crap adverts but go compare is worse
Atominist
Said on the 27 April 2010
What the kid meant to say was “I want to do a poo in Paul’s mouth”
Anyone stopped buying their stuff cos of this stupid ad?
Natalie White
Said on the 9 May 2010
Spongebob is really funny and hilarious. somebody says that spongebob is gay, is that even true?,:;
C. Pattinson
Said on the 12 May 2010
side-splittin stuff! Never heard so many expressions for Poo! But if anyone produces stuff like that y’all need to save sum in a tupperware box n take it to nearest A&E for checkin by the poo identification specialist. Ya may have a serious problem with yr diets. ya won’t be laffin at poor blondie then. Was bored so decided to write this shit – If wit were shit I’d be constipated. Sad. PS is Gay Spongebob another saying for Poo?
andy c
Said on the 25 May 2010
Hell i thought it was just me that totally detested this ad! This has made me want to hurl for ages. i turn the damn tv off when the ad comes on.. damn horrible kid obviously spoilt since birth! I hate this add nearly as much as these new Halifax Radio ad’s…… Isa Isa baby!!! Is it me or do the makers of these ad’s now a days think were all mindless idiots? Or they are so up their own arses that they think that we will enjoy the total dross that they dream up from their own misguided celebrity arse licking lives! Now if you dont mind i gotta “nip” round to Tonys for a turnout!!!
Millie
Said on the 27 May 2010
An advert is only sucessfull if it directly and positively influences the sales of the product or service it is promoting. In this case, clearly, SO many people will NEVER ever consider purchasing a Glade smelly product again, let alone whichever one was being advertised (please don’t make me watch it all the way through to find out).
If I hear the sickly word “poo” combined with the sickly sweet family scene ever again, I may spontaneously combust.
Note to Advertising crew: Memorable bathroom product does not involve a kid saying “poo” several times over ad-nauseum, that just makes people switch channel to ANYTHING else. Iritating your customer base in the name of advertising has to be the worst sales tactic ever and ranks alongside telesales, cold calling and other equally irritating advertising crap which ensures you will NEVER, EVER buy that product again.
rik o shea
Said on the 29 May 2010
mummy !!!!!!!! I want to pop round to brits for a tom tit
rik o shea
Said on the 31 May 2010
or,mummy I want to go to pru” s and dump my vindaloo !
lyekka
Said on the 11 June 2010
well said Millie, i will never buy a glade product again because of this ad. and there are many more products or services i will never use because of the ads we are made to endure!
Alice :D
Said on the 19 June 2010
well said Millie and lyekka, its just a stupid ad, and it could have been put better:
“Mom, I wanna do a shit at Paul’s house!”
Alice
Said on the 30 June 2010
I agree with all of you (nearly). what has this kid got in for paul, im pretty sure you dont want some brat turning up at your door saying “hey, i wanna take a poo at your house!” what would you do? i’d slam the door in the faces! urm, no get lost, take a poo at ur own damned house! i think his advert is crude and should so be taken off air. i am sorry to all who love this advert (i bet theres only two people) and if you do like it: try watching it when you are eating dinner which you have slaved over for two hours – you get put off. i did. so there.
Gabrielle Ross
Said on the 4 July 2010
Telesales is actually good for promoting your affiliate products both online and offline situations.’-.
Gavin Wright
Said on the 2 August 2010
i was in the telesales business a few years ago but now i do internet marketing.~*
Adventures in urination – The SheWee | You do too much
Said on the 19 August 2010
[...] feeling of getting just a little bit close to the visceral reality of life. Never mind wanting to do a poo at Paul’s – it’s enough to make you never want to do a poo ever [...]
Gerovital
Said on the 31 August 2010
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Gerovital
Said on the 31 August 2010
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Buy Home
Said on the 31 August 2010
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Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 31 August 2010
What the fuck does this have to do with anything?! FUCK OFF SPAMMERS!!
Freddo Frog (For All You Know!)
Said on the 2 September 2010
Here is my complaint to SC Johnson. I saw it yesterday for some reason. BAD I KNOW!
Enjoy…
Hello SC Johnson.
I would like to make a complaint about your advert ‘I Want To Do A Paul’s House’ Advert from Glade.
I saw the advert on Teachers TV yesterday (I am a teacher after all, as it’s nearly the start on the new term), having my lunch, when BAM!, that the little child kept repeating poo whilst I was halfway through my tuna mayo sandwich. I immediately switched over to ITV1.
Making two points:
A.) I am never going to buy any single one of your products again. You are supposed to be “a family company”. That’s ever so obvious when it’s midday and you’re eating.
B.) And secondly, your adverts are awful. The dubbing makes it look like an advert for a Spanish half-cocked toilet and plumbing company.
‘Nuff said.
With every little tint of regret for being born,
…
P.S- The name was included in the complaint, but who cares!
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