As I mentioned before, I’m hoping to find some new writers to join the team here are TVs Worst Adverts.

And I want that writer to be you *.

To help me in my quest I’d like you to submit an advert review for any advert that is currently showing on UK TV.

Your review can be as long or as short as you think it needs to be (Note: Don’t make it too long, I get bored very easily) and can be in whatever style you want.

Although it might not be obvious on first reading TVs Worst Adverts, this site is supposed to be *humorous* (no really, it is) and I’d like the new writers to continue in this vein. So submissions that are at least vaguely amusing will do better than ones that simply say things like “Davina McCall’s pointy nose. What’s that about?” or “I hate Howard. He has a shiny head and can’t sing“, for example.

Along with your review it would be really helpful if you could also include a link to an online version of the advert. Here’s a few good places to look if you’re struggling with this:

• YouTube
• TellyAds
• Visit4Info

Once you’re happy with your review please email it to me here at TVs Worst Adverts HQ.

Here’s a few more things to bear in mind before entering:

• I’ve not set a limit on how many people I’m looking for, if I think your submission was good enough then you’re in.
• If you’re one of the lucky few who’s asked to join the team, there’ll be no pressure to write something every day. Just a few times a month will be great - this doesn’t have to ruin your life or anything.
• You wont get paid for it. Your reward will be seeing you’re name in light grey at the top of each post you submit - and any dividend payouts should I ever float TWA on the stock market.
• You might get to go for drinks with me one day. I may even buy them.

The hunt will run for 2 weeks until the 10th September 2008. That should give you plenty of time to channel your rage into a hilarious piece about Davina’s pointy nose and Howard’s shiny head.

OK, so I think that’s about it. If you’ve got any questions, pop them in the comments below.

Good luck, Silky.

* Subject to you not being totally mental. Other conditions do apply.