Comments on: Dulco Ease http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/ Crtising TVs Worst Adverts Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:58:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Natalie http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-11297 Natalie Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:59:58 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-11297 Possibly the most cringerworthy ad I have ever seen! I doubt any woman has ever sat in a cafe discussing her latest shit with her closest friends! Possibly the most cringerworthy ad I have ever seen! I doubt any woman has ever sat in a cafe discussing her latest shit with her closest friends!

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-11270 Ad Hater 2.0 Fri, 16 Jul 2010 19:02:08 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-11270 GAHH! It's back yet again! Dulcoease, just get the message and fuck off from the TV! Please, ASA, ban this now! GAHH! It’s back yet again! Dulcoease, just get the message and fuck off from the TV! Please, ASA, ban this now!

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-11215 Ad Hater 2.0 Mon, 21 Jun 2010 08:30:48 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-11215 Why the fuck has this HORRIBLE advert returned?! You wouldn't have bowel problems if you stopped eating so much CRAP! You don't need to take some stupid capsules to go to the fucking toilet! And who the fuck would carry stool softener in their handbag AND discuss it in a fucking Cafe?! There are other people eating and I wish they would show some decency by not putting this on at 1 in the FUCKING AFTERNOON when we are EATING OUR FUCKING LUNCH!! And this ad has been on since 2007!! Why the fuck has this HORRIBLE advert returned?! You wouldn’t have bowel problems if you stopped eating so much CRAP! You don’t need to take some stupid capsules to go to the fucking toilet! And who the fuck would carry stool softener in their handbag AND discuss it in a fucking Cafe?! There are other people eating and I wish they would show some decency by not putting this on at 1 in the FUCKING AFTERNOON when we are EATING OUR FUCKING LUNCH!!

And this ad has been on since 2007!!

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-10778 Ad Hater 2.0 Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:57:22 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-10778 GAAHHHHH!!! Why is this shitty advert STILL on?! FUCK OFF DulcoEase!! I saw this on just before Come Dine With Me on Channel 4 today. Oh great idea, put an absolutely disgusting advert about stools before a fucking FOOD programme!! I wish the ASA would BAN this shit already!! GAAHHHHH!!! Why is this shitty advert STILL on?! FUCK OFF DulcoEase!! I saw this on just before Come Dine With Me on Channel 4 today. Oh great idea, put an absolutely disgusting advert about stools before a fucking FOOD programme!! I wish the ASA would BAN this shit already!!

]]> By: Daniel Newton http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-10685 Daniel Newton Tue, 12 Jan 2010 10:38:05 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-10685 I'm sick of these kinds of adverts baning on about 'bowel movements' and 'soft stools' I mean PLEASE give it a rest knowone wants to see or speak about this kind of thing especially while eating food. I totally agree with Sandra (above) these adverts allways have women sitting arround a table talking about how hard their poo was last night and 'feeling bloated' I'm surprised there allowed to show such stereotyping. As for the Brand Name: 'Dulco Ease' might aswell call it 'shit fixer' or 'shit fast' I’m sick of these kinds of adverts baning on about ‘bowel movements’ and ‘soft stools’ I mean PLEASE give it a rest knowone wants to see or speak about this kind of thing especially while eating food.

I totally agree with Sandra (above) these adverts allways have women sitting arround a table talking about how hard their poo was last night and ‘feeling bloated’ I’m surprised there allowed to show such stereotyping.

As for the Brand Name: ‘Dulco Ease’ might aswell call it ‘shit fixer’ or ‘shit fast’

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-10684 CovertJellyfish Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:35:49 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-10684 Either that or they are hot chicks scoring with gormless tits who smell of stale farts... Either that or they are hot chicks scoring with gormless tits who smell of stale farts…

]]> By: sandra http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-10680 sandra Mon, 11 Jan 2010 16:30:28 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-10680 This ad and the Boots 'gaggle of fat giggling morons' one really really annoy me. They're so patronising, everytime they're on telly I can imagine some sort of advertising types having a brainstorm session: 'right, women are thick, boring, and obsessed with handbags and bowel movements, quick let us make an ad that reflects this!' This ad and the Boots ‘gaggle of fat giggling morons’ one really really annoy me. They’re so patronising, everytime they’re on telly I can imagine some sort of advertising types having a brainstorm session: ‘right, women are thick, boring, and obsessed with handbags and bowel movements, quick let us make an ad that reflects this!’

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-10596 Ad Hater 2.0 Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:07:02 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-10596 2007 was the year this disgusting pile of shit excuse for an advert started and guess what! THE FUCKING ADVERT IS BACK ON THE TV AGAIN!!! Just when we thought it was over, those bastards decide to bring it back! FUCK OFF! If they show this during ANY time when I eat then I will be PISSED OFF! Why hasn't the ASA removed this shit? 2007 was the year this disgusting pile of shit excuse for an advert started and guess what!
THE FUCKING ADVERT IS BACK ON THE TV AGAIN!!! Just when we thought it was over, those bastards decide to bring it back! FUCK OFF! If they show this during ANY time when I eat then I will be PISSED OFF! Why hasn’t the ASA removed this shit?

]]> By: version 1.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-9404 version 1.0 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 10:51:13 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-9404 i haven't laughed so much in ages. these comments are pure gold! i haven’t laughed so much in ages. these comments are pure gold!

]]> By: fishbonealic http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-8334 fishbonealic Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:52:09 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-8334 Can I suggest a more appropriate angle for this product? 'At last! An answer to those knobbly, ribbed movements that take more effort to pass than twins and make your arse bang shut as they've no taper. No more will you have a butthole like an exploded cigar from sharded, brittle shits or a face like a belisha beacon from all that futile effort! Experience the smooth evacuation that satisfies, the ca-ca that actually comes, the shit tha slithers, the defecation that delights; in short, a turd of tranquility. Buy Dump Ease now (or, alternatively, just eat more wholemeal bread).' copyright, fishbonealic Can I suggest a more appropriate angle for this product? ‘At last! An answer to those knobbly, ribbed movements that take more effort to pass than twins and make your arse bang shut as they’ve no taper. No more will you have a butthole like an exploded cigar from sharded, brittle shits or a face like a belisha beacon from all that futile effort! Experience the smooth evacuation that satisfies, the ca-ca that actually comes, the shit tha slithers, the defecation that delights; in short, a turd of tranquility. Buy Dump Ease now (or, alternatively, just eat more wholemeal bread).’ copyright, fishbonealic

]]> By: fishbonealic http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-8333 fishbonealic Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:38:32 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-8333 Can I suggest a more appropriate angle for this worthy product? 'At last ! An answer to those knobbly, ribbed movements that take more effort to squeeze out than twins and make your arse bang shut cos they have no taper . No more will you have a butthole like an exploded cigar from sharded, brittle shits or a face like a belisha beacon from all that wasted effort. Experience the smooth evacuation that satisfies, the shit that slithers, the ca-ca that comes, the defecation that delights; in short the turd of tranquility. Buy Dump Ease! (Alernatively eat wholemeal bread)' copyright fishbonealic 2009 Can I suggest a more appropriate angle for this worthy product? ‘At last ! An answer to those knobbly, ribbed movements that take more effort to squeeze out than twins and make your arse bang shut cos they have no taper . No more will you have a butthole like an exploded cigar from sharded, brittle shits or a face like a belisha beacon from all that wasted effort. Experience the smooth evacuation that satisfies, the shit that slithers, the ca-ca that comes, the defecation that delights; in short the turd of tranquility. Buy Dump Ease! (Alernatively eat wholemeal bread)’ copyright fishbonealic 2009

]]> By: Claire http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-7974 Claire Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:54:10 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-7974 Have you noticed how boss eyed the bunged up ginger bird is. She looks like Marty Feldman with her eyes at different angles. And who sits at a restaurant table talking about their shite, wouldn't that put everyone off their food? And who in turn would get the stool softening meds out and PUT them on the table. You can just imagine a big plate of steaming meatballs arriving just has she says “Bowel stuff… it’s hard and uncomfortable.” Have you noticed how boss eyed the bunged up ginger bird is. She looks like Marty Feldman with her eyes at different angles. And who sits at a restaurant table talking about their shite, wouldn’t that put everyone off their food? And who in turn would get the stool softening meds out and PUT them on the table. You can just imagine a big plate of steaming meatballs arriving just has she says “Bowel stuff… it’s hard and uncomfortable.”

]]> By: Joshua http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-7907 Joshua Thu, 19 Feb 2009 23:22:16 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-7907 Who wrote this? Jesus. I can't stand how Loose Womenesque this is. And it's such a sexist advert. Sexist to both sexes. It makes women seem like materialistic vultures who talk about men as if they're dumb like our sexist forefathers did with women. The Dulco Ease factor is wedged in so badly, it sticks out like a sore thumb. Who wrote this? Jesus. I can’t stand how Loose Womenesque this is. And it’s such a sexist advert. Sexist to both sexes. It makes women seem like materialistic vultures who talk about men as if they’re dumb like our sexist forefathers did with women. The Dulco Ease factor is wedged in so badly, it sticks out like a sore thumb.

]]> By: Michael http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-6141 Michael Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:56:19 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-6141 For fuck's sake you stupid SATC worshipping thicko cunts, just FART for fucking goodness' sake. Then, when you feel the turtle's head, go for a SHIT. Then you won't need 'Dulco Ease' or anything like it that you have to twitter about around a cafe table. Welcome to the real fucking world! For fuck’s sake you stupid SATC worshipping thicko cunts, just FART for fucking goodness’ sake. Then, when you feel the turtle’s head, go for a SHIT. Then you won’t need ‘Dulco Ease’ or anything like it that you have to twitter about around a cafe table. Welcome to the real fucking world!

]]> By: dazzer67 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-6124 dazzer67 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:53:12 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-6124 My personal favourite advert at the moment, but not for the reasons the advertisers want. Hey, I'm a guy, brought up on Ben Elton. My personal favourite advert at the moment, but not for the reasons the advertisers want. Hey, I’m a guy, brought up on Ben Elton.

]]> By: John http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-6088 John Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:43:12 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-6088 Wow ! Didn't you know that this advert is a reflection of today's reality for women. They sit around and discuss bowel movements and then off for lots of lesbian sex. What !!? Don;t you guys ever watch TV ?? Wow ! Didn’t you know that this advert is a reflection of today’s reality for women. They sit around and discuss bowel movements and then off for lots of lesbian sex. What !!? Don;t you guys ever watch TV ??

]]> By: Dave http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-4513 Dave Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:14:56 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-4513 Rumple: It would be good if one of the characters says "Dulco Ease, I don't bother with that shite, I have my arse fisted by the Gorilla of the Cabury's ad three times a week, that clears me out, I could pass a double decker bus." Rumple: It would be good if one of the characters says “Dulco Ease, I don’t bother with that shite, I have my arse fisted by the Gorilla of the Cabury’s ad three times a week, that clears me out, I could pass a double decker bus.”

]]> By: RumpleThumps http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-4377 RumpleThumps Sun, 02 Mar 2008 23:41:35 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-4377 What with the main character's friends all being SITC clones, I'm surprised they need Dulco Ease at all. I would have thought that they have so much bum sex that stools just slip out..........(probably). What with the main character’s friends all being SITC clones, I’m surprised they need Dulco Ease at all. I would have thought that they have so much bum sex that stools just slip out……….(probably).

]]> By: richard http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-4312 richard Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:25:17 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-4312 It's a SATC rip off, an anagram of SCAT. It’s a SATC rip off, an anagram of SCAT.

]]> By: Dave http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/comment-page-1/#comment-3819 Dave Fri, 08 Feb 2008 21:01:10 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/dulco-ease/#comment-3819 Whats up with firm stools? If they weren't firm you'd fall off them while still sober and end up on the pub floor. Whats up with firm stools? If they weren’t firm you’d fall off them while still sober and end up on the pub floor.

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