Comments on: Direct Line Car Insurance – With Stephen Fry & Paul Merton

By: jon

jon — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 18:13:41 +0000

that curly haired prat pisses me off. and as for armstrong he’s about as funny as a toothache.

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 10:47:27 +0000

More Direct Line shit just turned up in today’s post. Fuck off you twats! I’m NOT interested in what you are selling!

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 17:16:13 +0000

Oh great, I just saw the newest Directline ad and Fry & Merton are now gone. YAY!
However, it now features Alexander Armstrong and Chris Addison. ARGH! FUCKING HELL! MORE MILKING OF BLOODY CELEBRITIES!

By: Norberto Dismang

Norberto Dismang — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 11:17:35 +0000

the TV Stands that i bought online is made of lighweight aluminum, i like aluminum because it can be anodized ‘.:

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 20:08:36 +0000

WHAT THE FUCK?! We have Paul Merton, Stephen Fry and now GRIFF RHYS JONES?!

By: AJXX

AJXX — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:48:12 +0000

Ad Hater 2.0 I am right their with you – this fucking advert has been annoying the hell out of me since AUGUST LAST FUCKING YEAR!!!!

HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY BE “celebrating our 25th birthday” WHEN IT WAS FUCKING MONTHS AGO!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING TWATS!

I wouldent get your hopes up, when they said the offer ended in april they extended it to 30.6.10 so i bet their just going to extend the fucking thing again

ARGHHHH!!! BUNCH OF FUCKING CUNTS!

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:34:29 +0000

ARGHHH, not only are your crap ads on about 50,000 times a day but now they resort to shoving shit through our letterbox telling me about car insurance and it has that same 52 days free insurance crap written all over it. Plus, I DON’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE, so why am I getting this shit?! WASTE OF FUCKING PAPER!! Because of these motherfuckers I’m starting to hate the numbers 25 and 52 since all I hear is “we’re celebrating our 25th Birthday”, “52 days of free car insurance” or ” 25% off home insurance!” FUCK OFF! How can you be celebrating your 25th birthday when it happened SEVEN FUCKING MONTHS AGO?! Only 8 more days left. Though I’m probably gonna see “extended until 2011″ or something as annoying as that!

By: Daniel S

Daniel S — Tue, 04 May 2010 15:35:07 +0000

Hello? What part of TV’s Worst Adverts do you not understand?

We’ve already had a supporter of the fat f**k off GoCompare and now her!

This website is for slagging off adverts you hate, not lavishing praise on hated adverts!

Why not go and comment somewhere else if you want to say you like it?

By: Beccy

Beccy — Mon, 03 May 2010 18:39:48 +0000

I love this advert!! Yeah, the script is shit, and the rest of the advert is generally shit, but every time I hear it it makes me warm inside because of the voices of the incredible Paul Merton and Stephen Fry. I don’t care /what/ they’re saying. Just that they’re speaking

By: AJXX

AJXX — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 10:51:38 +0000

I don’t fucking believe it, I have just seen another new advert for these fuckers “52 DAYS WORTH OF FREE VAN INSURANCE” IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?

- 52 days worth free car insurance – fry and merton whittering on! feckless jokes
- 52 days worth free van insurance – fucking daft cunt from some 70′s tv programme
- 25 years celebration – been going on for 3/4 months now!
- car insurance – *new – some other ‘celebrity’ who obviously is running out of money whittering on about something she probably wouldn’t fucking look twice at

HONESTLY, Since August last year these fucking adverts have been shown NONE FUCKING STOP – FUCKING GIVE IT A REST MAN!

I wish the ASA would do something about these fucking cunts!

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 21:12:43 +0000

Van insurance?! Really, I just don’t give two shits about it! “One free day worth of insurance every week.” That’s another fucking way of saying 52 fucking days of fucking insurance! I have seen these ads about 30 fucking times in the last 2 days. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!

By: jon

jon — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:20:36 +0000

landlord insurance. just another excuse to force this nonsense in our faces every advert break for a few more months. thank fuck for sky plus. having said that they’re just as bad when you fast forward them!

By: AJXX

AJXX — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 11:15:52 +0000

OH JUST FUCK OFF DIRECT LINE! now a new fucking advert has started “Landlord insurance” just to go along side “25 years” and “52 days worth of free insurance” and “van insurance” FUCKING HELL JUST GIVE IT A FUCKING REST!

WHY DO YOU SHOW YOUR ADVERTS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ADVERT BREAK? IF I WATCH A 1 HOUR PROGRAMME I HAVE TO ENDURE YOUR ADVERT 4 FUCKING TIMES – FUCK THE HELL OFF!

By: jon

jon — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 15:16:17 +0000

i’m glad people agree with me. i’m totally pissed off with this. i remember when adverts even insurance adverts were better than the programmes. (the commercial union one where that kid stuck twenty cans of dog food in the oven and blew his cooker up springs to mind.) great television. but this pile of cack is on at least twice every ad break. wish they’d give it a rest. insurance companies are crooks anyway. rob you blind then find a way not to pay out.. bastards..

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 16:40:58 +0000

Urgh… they’ve obviously run out of shit jokes to use. Now they’ve just nicked the famous “plonker” line from “Only Fools & Horses”, way to fucking go Direct-Fucking-Line! I hope BBC sues your fucking arses! John Sullivan and David Jason will surely be pissed off!

By: dicky ricky

dicky ricky — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 05:40:41 +0000

These cunts along with that fat bastard from go compare and those fucking people from DFS should go shit over each other. What I say is go fuck yourselves to the lot of them.

By: Another THREE fucking months!

Another THREE fucking months! — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:20:32 +0000

FOR FUCK SAKE! I have just seen this fucking advert again and now it says “Introductory Discount Ends 30.06.10″ WTF??? I thought it was supposed to end today? so I have to endure this fucking pile of fucking shite for another THREE MONTHS?

Aso “Introductory Discount”?Fuck Off! this has been on since November/December its hardly fucking ‘Introductory’

I’m fucking sick to death of hearing “52 days worth of free car insurance” and the fucking tune at the end, cant believe these cunts have been allowed to show this fucking balls for another THREE MONTHS.

By: AJXX

AJXX — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:08:29 +0000

Oh Shit! I’m getting excited now; this fucking shit has been tormenting me since May of last fucking year shoving this pile of putrid fucking horror in my face every single set of fucking adverts.

I have been waiting for the 31st of March when their fucking ‘introductory discount’ FINALLY FUCKING ENDS and I can enjoy watching the telly without having to fucking hear “52 days worth of free car insurance” or “in 1985 we cut out the middle man to save you money” 843718742 times wheeyyy!! but there adverts have removed ‘ends 31st March’ from the bottom! oh fuck! does this mean their not going to end? if I see another fucking Direct Line advert after 31st of March I’m going to murder someone!

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 15:31:21 +0000

If I hear 52 days forth of fucking car insurance one more time I’m going to fucking go insane!

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:01:07 +0000

I see that this special ‘Introductory Discount’ ends 31st March FOR FUCK SAKE Introductory Discount? What a Fucking Joke, I have to endure this pile of shit for another THREE WEEKS?

Then Direct Line are probably going to go all DFS on us and ‘specially extend’ it.

JUST FUCK OFF DIRECT LINE