DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part III – Banned!
3 December 2008 by SilkyWell, the DFS Nickleback Rockstar ad really is the advert that keeps on giving.
The horrific dancing, the terrible CGI and a recording of a cat having its claws slowly pulled out – or, as they prefer to call it, Nickleback’s Rockstar – playing in the background, made this one of the most hated adverts on TV in recent months.
And now, thanks to the ASA having had the fingers on its left-hand on the Nation’s wrist and the fingers on its right-hand on that bit of the Nation’s neck just below the Nation’s jaw bone to make sure it had at least one set of fingers on Nation’s pulse, they’ve banned the advert.
Just 6 months after it first appeared on TV.
What’s worse is the ASA didn’t ban the advert due to it being an affront to all things decent but because DFS couldn’t prove that the CGI didn’t make the sofas look “disproportionately big”.
This was enough for 21 people to complain that the advert was misleading. Disappointingly, we’ve not been told just how big those people thought the sofas would be:
“We saw the advert with the little people dancing and thought the sofa would be the size of Table Mountain but it turns out it’s only the size of a sofa.”
Amusingly, one of the reasons that DFS couldn’t prove that the settees were bigger in the advert than in reality is because they’d sold out of all the featured sofas. Oh the irony.
Anyways, I can’t help but feel that banning this advert because of the CGI is a little like jailing Capone for tax evasion. Yes, it’s off the air but there’s not the satisfaction of seeing it convicted for it’s most heinous crimes.
Ho hum.
And spare a thought though, if you will, for the forgotten victims of this advert: the actors who appear in it. Because, nevermind what they did to the sofas, DFS made every one of these poor saps look like a disproportionately large cock.
66Responses:
ali
Said on the 4 December 2008
Thank fuck this abomination has gone! sadly however, the fight must go on as it’s been replaced by the Christmas dfs advert, which is also wank. Actually, I think the Christmas advert started in october – all i want for xmas is youuuuuuuuu
damon blast
Said on the 5 December 2008
I was in 2 out of the 3 rockstar ads, and I think they chose me because I’m such a shit dancer. The ads were filmed near Old Trafford in a giant room painted green – you couldn’t tell what they were going to do with it later. I denounce them as liars!!!!
Silky
Said on the 5 December 2008
Thanks for “outing” yourself, Damon.
We feel your pain, we really do.
I hope now the ad has been banned you can move on with your life.
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Said on the 10 December 2008
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AD happy
Said on the 15 December 2008
How sad. I think this a terrific advert, well thought up and executed well. YOU saddo’s obviously have boring lives…more of the same I say…
frankie smales
Said on the 11 January 2009
well the advert did not offend anyone at all
it was just an harmless parodie of an popular
rock song and it was an funny ploy of getting
people into buying thier products in the dfs range
and the actors who appeared in this tv commercial
got paid to act like idiots just for an great gimmick
well it is people that is from the mary whitehouse
school of complaining still but me personaly i founded
these adverts both funny and harmless and it makes
good cheap tv .
frankie smales
(frankie smales movie and tv review uk)
craig
Said on the 22 February 2009
thank god this pile of dross has been sounded the death knell
it has got to be the most anoying advert of the past decade and it makes me angry to watch it,how people can say its good tv is beyond me and i think they must live in a boring and grey world and think biege is fashionable.
if i could meet the person who created this advert i would love to break their neck just in case they ever decided to re create a similar ad in the future
good riddens to bad shit and thank fuck its banned
Mick Hudson - Morley
Said on the 26 February 2009
People have a right to know what they are buying as in colour, size and quality, and yes I did find it misleading that the goods advertised were not or have never been put forward for the general public to buy (Out Of Stock/Discontinued…..whatever) Well done the ASA for highlighting this
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 10 June 2009
I’m so glad to see this piece of crap advert banned but now the latest DFS ad to be shown on TV features a shitty McFly song. I just wish DFS would GIVE UP already. No one wants to buy your crappy sofas and including a song from a band I purely hate just drives me even FURTHER up the wall.
I want ALL sofa and furniture adverts taken off the TV now, they are seriously annoying me whenever I’m watching ITV, Channel 4, etc.
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 7 July 2009
Thankfully the ASA didn’t take this one sitting down…
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 7 July 2009
ARGH! They’ve done it again! Now there’s another ad advertising YET ANOTHER FUCKING SALE! Do these sales ever end? They keep saying “ends Sunday 5PM” or something like that. But then when Sunday comes, the ad is back on and I see on the screen “specially extended.” Oh, specially extended why?! Just so you can piss of us viewers with this turd?!
DFS, just give up! I don’t want to buy your crappy sofas!
4 years interest free credit? NO! I don’t want to spend 4 years paying for a GODDAMN SOFA!
Also, I have seen these annoying DFS ads on MTV TWO! Yes, that’s right. A furniture advert on a MUSIC channel!
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 7 July 2009
Did you know that DFS stands for Dismally Fucking Shit?
Allegedly.
Archer
Said on the 7 July 2009
Hang on… DFS have a sale on?! I’m so there.
And to think I nearly missed out as well!
Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel
Said on the 7 July 2009
Make sure you get there before Sunday though, Archer. The sale ends then!
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 11 July 2009
“We’ve come to find out what the sale’s all about!”
OH MY GOD! I so want to KILL whoever came up with that advert! It is more annoying than the Dillons one.
Here’s what I think it’s really about! Trying to piss off us viewers with this crap every ad break.
Michael Winner
Said on the 11 July 2009
I think I should point out to Another Ad Hater that, well, it’s only a commercial.
I’m Michael Winner. I’m not sure why the advertisers asked me to stand in a public place & say that, when bombs are being sent…
All of Manchester
Said on the 22 September 2009
OFFICIALLY THE WORST ADVERT EVER!
I’ve never found an advert more annoying than this one, and it has to be said, i’ve never had so many people agree with me before either!
The people in this advert should hang their heads in shame.. i mean, im sure they are all desperate for TV careers but this has got to be a career-killer more than a big break! no amount of money would be worth humiliating yourself like this for, surely!
PS. has anyone noticed the “arm-waving” girl who obviously cant dance??!! JOKES!
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 25 September 2009
“40 years in the making”
Wow, so DFS have been selling shit sofas for 40 fucking years?! How the fuck has this stupid company not gone bust yet with all the money they waste on these shit adverts?
Another Ad Hater
Said on the 24 October 2009
ARGH! Why are DFS playing that fucking Mariah Carey song in FUCKING OCTOBER?! Why the hell would anyone want a fucking Sofa for Christmas for fuck sake?! If you buy one then you’re gonna be paying for it for the next 4 FUCKING YEARS! Hardly a Christmas Present.
What a Dreadfully Fucking Shit advert this is! See what I did there?
rik o shea
Said on the 24 October 2009
1st. d. f. s translation = Dying For a Shit. 2nd .target market, chav scum on benefits. 3rd wont have any money, so will need 4 years to pay for the shite. 4th by which time this crap will be falling apart ,at which point they can sell them another one .
Leon
Said on the 14 November 2009
I just don’t get why they’re not all fucking ashamed of themselves; they have every single one of these shits offended society and ought to be doing community service. instead they get money for it- an abominable indication of the times we live in.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 14 November 2009
Dog
Fucked
Scousers
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 10 December 2009
Oh, great! Looks like DFS are back with yet ANOTHER FUCKING SALE! Don’t they ever get the message?! I don’t give a shit about your 4 years interest free credit. I DON’T WANT TO PAY FOR A SOFA FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS!! Just get the fuck off my TV!
Their newest ad says that there’s a mad rush for the sale in January but DFS have decided to start it early. EARLY MY ARSE! Their stupid sale seems NEVERENDING! And who the fuck wants to go out and buy a sofa DURING CHRISTMAS?! Also, who the fuck rushes out to DFS in January?!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 January 2010
ARGHHH!!! Now DFS sponsor programmes on ITV & Five. FUCK OFF you twats!!
“He wanted to watch football but she wanted to come to DFS.”
I’d rather watch football than EVER go to DFS! Stupid bitch!
Jason Smith
Said on the 10 January 2010
‘DFS goes into administration’
The day I hear that…… I’ll happily destroy any DFS sofa going
FUCK YOUR SHITTY ADVERTS
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 21 January 2010
I see the ad again and it says “Specially Extended.” FUCK OFF YOU TWATS!
No one is gonna buy your shit sofas and extending the NEVER ENDING sale just pisses off everyone!
Winter Sale?! It’s coming up to fucking Spring and you’re still having a WINTER SALE?!
Daniel Newton
Said on the 21 January 2010
I would personally like to see DFS audited by Trading Standards and The Adversing Standards Agency; they are forever having a ‘sale’; in fact I don’t think I have ever seen two weeks go by when DFS don’t have a sale.
I saw one of there adverts last night when I couldn’t sleep at 3AM; I mean 3AM for god sake! I cannot and do not want to watch any advertisement at 3AM – I just want to watch whatever I’m watching in peace, I get enough bloody adverts during the day! who gives a flying fuck about your ‘specially extended’ sale at 3AM?
I mean someone at DFS need to explain to me how they can have so many never ending sales? what do they do? have a sale on a sale?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 15 February 2010
I can’t fucking believe it. DFS still have a fucking sale and they are still calling it a WINTER sale. It’s fucking February you CUNTS!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 27 February 2010
DFS, please just FUCK OFF already! Why are you still having a WINTER sale when it’s nearly fucking MARCH?! I am just forced to mute the TV everytime ANY type of furniture advert is on. Dreams can also fuck off! They keep saying “final days” of their never-fucking-ending sale. They said that like 2 fucking MONTHS ago and still their sale drags on. Then they said it ends Sunday and then they changed it to Monday! Make up your fucking mind!! I don’t give a shit about free credit and I’m NEVER spending over £900 on a fucking bed!
DFS say their sale ends Sunday at 5PM but I bet on that day the ad will come on again and have “EXTENDED” plastered on the screen.
Also, why do they show two people playing on Xbox 360 controllers when there is no TV in the room?!
JackTheHack
Said on the 4 March 2010
Ad Hater 2.0, kudos to you, spot on about “Specially Extended” last Sunday. What’s the betting it’ll change into an “event” for a week or two before transforming back into another sale?
At least we don’t have the endure the fucking Dillons this time around, the vast moronic family who think going to DF fucking S is a day out for 3 generations. .
What I don’t get though is how many of their shite sofas they must have to sell to pay for the never ending TV, Radio and National Daily paper ads. How the hell are they still in business? All I can think is that they whole thing is run by some eccentric rich bastard with a sadistic streak to annoy the living shit out of as many people as possible and make a tax loss.
I’m off now to join the “End the DFS Sale” Facebook page. I might have to start a petition at numberten.gov.uk as well.
Daniel Newton
Said on the 5 March 2010
I have just reported DFS to the Adversing Standards Agency (again) after seeing this fucking advert 12 times last night… apparently they have had “a few” complaints and are looking into it.
I hope they BAN DFS from ever advertising again!
Lets have a look at their sales from the last three months, bearing in mind each sale probably has around 70 – 80 adverts…
1) Christmas Sale
Boxing Day Sale Specially Extended
2) Christmas Sale Specially Extended
3) Christmas Sale Specially Extended 2 Weeks
4) Boxing Day Sale
5) Boxing Day Sale Specially Extended
6) Boxing Day Sale Specially Extended 2 Weeks
7) Boxing Day Sale ends this sunday
9) Winter Sale
10) Winter Sale Ends Sunday
11) Winter Sale Ends Sunday
12) Winter Sale Ends Sunday
13) Winter Sale Specially Extended
14) Winter Sale Specially Extended till Sunday
15) Winter Sale Specially Fucking Extended again – we are here
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR NEVER ENDING FUCKING SALES!
For Fuck Sake!
Said on the 7 March 2010
Their advert and I quote “Unforgettable Savings, Unforgettable DFS Sale” – Yeah its truly fucking ‘unforgettable’ because the advert is never off the telly! also it says “Must end soon” fuck off! how soon? August or September perhaps? though its probably going to be ‘specially extended’ for another 80 weeks knowing DFS!
JackTheHack
Said on the 7 March 2010
Un-fukka-believable – un-forgettable D(oesnt) F(inish) S(oon).
I note tonight it’s SPECIALLY EXTENDED – again after the ads trumpeting all week yet again “must end soon, finishes Sunday”, blah blah fucking blah.
Seriously, the only thing at the same annoyance level is the endless and increasing stream of government propaganda – sorry, ads – either telling us how great everything is in the most patronising way possible or threatening us with dire consequences – if you forget to tell the taxman you moved in/out with someone, changed your working hours, forgot to notify DVLA when you sold your car, get checked for Hep C, use your local schools for “extended” services etc etc etc. Please SPARE US ALL from this crap. Just CEASE and DESIST. NOW.
Daniel Newton
Said on the 7 March 2010
@ JackTheHack
I’m with you on the government ads, I’m fooking sick of hearing about contraception “Mom what contraception do you use?” “well I find the injection to be the best” Arghhh! it makes me cringe each and every time I have to endure it!
As for the specially extended services from local schools – just fuck off, I dont fucking care.
not to mention the food standards agency, that woman has the most patronising voice ever and I hate at the end when she goes “Come on!, lets do it now!” fucking go away….
dicky ricky
Said on the 8 March 2010
DFS…..What I say is fuck off!
All that crap about ends Sunday…What fucking SUNDAY. SUNDAY never.. Yes Sunday never.
With me IT’S DFS NEVER..
Do not trust these bastards, there adverts are everywhere and there are constantly trying to deceive us.
Winter Sale
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Specially Extended
Winter Sale Specially Extended till Sunday
Winter Sale Specially Fucking Extended again
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR NEVER ENDING FUCKING SALES!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 14 March 2010
DFS CRUFTS?! Oh, just fuck off!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 16 March 2010
ARGH! FUCK OFF DFS!! Not only have we had to endure those stupid fucking ads on TV but now they are send us shit in the fucking POST!! PISS OFF!!
dicky ricky
Said on the 17 March 2010
Ad Hater… You are fucking well right…yesterday they sent a load of crap through my letter box with a cover note from…wait for it…………..The Chairman Graham Kirkman……..and…..wait for it loads od £40 vouchers to spend on Saturday onyl… What a fucking outfit they are…..what I say DFS is go fuck your arse!. When i’m ready to buy a SOFA it won’t be these load of tossers!!!!!!
JackTheHack
Said on the 17 March 2010
Oh NOOO, so now they’re adding JUNK MAIL to their already considerable arsenal of weapons which with they continue to piss everyone with 1/2 a brain or more off.
I haven’t had my “brochure” yet probably because I’m registered with the MPS. However my daughter got one for fucks sake. Pity it’s too hard to use as bogroll.
What next? Perhaps they’re going to hire spammers to flood our inboxes with their crap.
Oh, and did anyone notice their stupid sale has now become a 1/2 price event?
Question: Does continually bombarding someone with this shite not constitute harassment?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 2 April 2010
FUCK! They’ve got an Easter sale now! Their so called “winter sale” went on until fucking MARCH and now I guess this “Easter” sale will go on until like fucking June or something stupid like that. Zest Collection?! What kind of fucking stupid name is that for a SOFA?!
JackTheHack
Said on the 2 April 2010
@Ad Hater 2.0
Are you sure it’s a SALE? Usually they punctuate their SALES with EVENTS, which I suspect this crap masquerades as.
Probably won’t be long before they have party political broadcasts on behalf of the DFS PARTY to annoy us into oblivion.
Actually, whichever party wants to win the election, BAN “SADA” – the STUPID ASSHOLE DFS ADVERTS – it’d cut down depression, drug abuse, smoking, alcohol abuse, you name it. Couple of billion in NHS fees saved no bother.
Zest=Pest=Pester power – i.e. DFS will continue to annoy the living shite out of you until you buy a crap sofa – except even if you do they won’t stop anyway.
Q: What’s the difference between DFS and the terminator?
A: The TERMINATOR stops when you are dead!
dicky ricky
Said on the 3 April 2010
What I say is PISS ALL OVER THEM from a great height. DFS they fucking stink!!!
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 3 April 2010
ARGH! I was watching The Door last night on ITV and I find that DFS sponsor it! FUCK OFF!!
“DFS for a relaxing evening.” RELAXING?! I think fucking NOT! We have already seen your shit adverts about 100,000 times. You think that’s RELAXING?!!?
AJXX
Said on the 8 April 2010
Urghh take the hint DFS and fuck off, I’m sick to fucking death of that song “I’d be happy, yeah yeah yeah” – I’d be fucking happy if you went bust!
“All sofas half price” – oh goody! why fucking bother, I’m sure their will be yet another sale on, yet another 25% of the fucking ‘Zest’ collection of pure fucking tat.
I don’t understand why DFS don’t just fuck off, their have been loads of complaints/nasty comments about their never ending sales, so what do they do? start sponsoring every programme going and increase fucking advertising… way to piss off everyone DFS.
JackTheHack
Said on the 9 April 2010
happy = crappy when DFS are concerned.
dfs, please just fuck the fucking fuck off. Forever! You are truly the most loathsome serial advertisers I’ve ever come across.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 18 April 2010
ARGH!! Can’t I watch anything on ITV without DFS coming up?! I watched “The Whole 19 Yards” last night and guess what? IT’S FUCKING SPONSORED BY DFS!!
Daniel S
Said on the 21 April 2010
OK, I have some news for you.
Today, I heard the so-called ‘Zest Collection’ half price sale will end Sunday, but knowing DFS, I bet they’re gonna specially extend it to tick us off.
If they do, let’s go to DFS HQ and let off an atom bomb!
HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT!!!
JackTheHack
Said on the 22 April 2010
@Daniel S
When they “specially extend” it, let’s collect all the ash from Eyjafjallajokull and get it dumped in the DFS factories. Better still, get their marketing people to EAT it.
JackTheHack
Said on the 4 May 2010
Well revenge is best served cold. A friend called at the weekend and said she was going to DFS to buy a sofa bed. I told her if she went there I’d never speak to her again.
She went to Argos instead
Ha ha bloody ha.
So wake up DFS, your ad overload tactics are working against you.
Isn’t it about time for the summer sale?
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 4 May 2010
They’re are doing some half price Vibe Collection shit now. VIBE?! What kind of name is that for a sofa?!
dicky ricky
Said on the 3 June 2010
It’s now June 3rd and those fucking cunts at DFS are still advertising on t.v. their fucking shite Vibe collection that ends on Sunday.
3 weeks ago…………………. It ended Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 weeks ago…………………….It ended Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 week ago ……………………. It endenSunday !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL AT HALF PRICE……..THEIR FUCKING SOFAS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HALF PRICE!!!
WHAT SORT OF DEAL IS THAT!!!!?
THESE TWATS & CUNTS NEED TWENTY THOUSAND 12 BORES SHOT UP THEIR ARSES ALL AT ONCE.
AMEN
Daniel S
Said on the 4 June 2010
I have some news for you…
Yesterday, I heard the ‘Vibe Collection’ sofa sale will end on Sunday 5pm, but you can probably tell what they are gonna do when this time rolls around.
Any suggestions what we could do if they ‘specially extend’ it?
JackTheHack
Said on the 4 June 2010
@Daniel S
I’ll give you a suggestion: Move the stinky rabble calling themselves “protesters” who are currently camped out in parliament square to outside DFS head office in Doncaster, or better stlil outside Lord Kirkham’s mansion (the founder of DFS).
AJXX
Said on the 4 June 2010
Someone should contact the ASA about them – has worked in the past
I’m sure if they say our sale ends on xxx then it has to end there, they then cant say its now specially extended to yyy but ends on xxx but will be specially extended on xyz
I would contact the ASA – you can fill out a complaint on-line (Takes 5 – 10 mins) as I will be doing tonight. They normally get back to you within a week via email or post (whichever you enter) however the more people that complain, the more chance of getting banned.
Hopefully these cunts will be banned again.
JackTheHack
Said on the 4 June 2010
@AJXX – sorry I don’t think that will work – as usual they’ve been very careful NOT to call it a sale. It’s an “offer” supposedly specific to their “Vibe” collection. I’d have filled in the ASA form myself otherwise. Nothing I’d like better than to sic the ASA on these jerks.
Their last “sale” (of which of course there are only 2 a year) ended in March (not bad for a Winter sale). We now have the summer one to look forward to when they finish twatting about with the current “offer”.
Daniel S
Said on the 4 June 2010
Oh, and by the way, good of you convincing your friend if she went to DFS you’d never talk to her again, JackTheHack. Here’s what I’d do…
If any friends of mine went to DFS, I’d have told them if you go there, you’d get a really strange kind of flu since I’ve been told that it has a really strange air that could make them vomit in a nanosecond. (Just kidding!)
Good thing my parents don’t get their sofas from DFS…
dicky ricky
Said on the 9 June 2010
DFS
What a load of utter cunts . Their fucking VIBE sale has now been ‘Specially Extended’ Full pages throughout the National Press Tuesday.. After telling us Sunday was the VERY LAST DAY.
Sunday Papers had full page adverts shouting LAST FEW HOURS TO SAVE.
I expect they are loaded up to the rafters with their shite Vibe collection that no one wants!!
DO NOT EVER TRUST THESE TOSSERS AND TWATS!!!
Fucking stuff them up your arse DFS!!
Amen
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 11 June 2010
Specially fucking extended AGAIN?! FUCK OFF!
£997 for a fucking ugly BRIGHT RED leather sofa?! Who the fuck would want it in that colour?!
JackTheHack
Said on the 11 June 2010
This must be the longest running and most specially extended event ever. I’m almost eager for the summer sale I am so sick of the stupid vibe collection.
dicky ricky
Said on the 25 June 2010
It’s now June 25th and those fucking cunts at DFS are still advertising the SHITE VIBE COLLECTION.
They are up to their fucking eyeballs with stock that they are desperate to get shot of.
6 weeks ago ‘ Final days to save….must end Sunday.. Todays full page ads June 25th LOVE YOUR HOME FOR LESS 50% off everything in the VIBE collection. Last Days To save.
PISS OFF DFS WE FUCKING HATE YOU……….AMEN.
PS WE FUCKING HATE YOU>>>>YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JackTheHack
Said on the 11 July 2010
Well fellow DFS haters and loathers, it’s HERE AGAIN. Yep, the wonderful DFS SALE starts today. So steel yourselves for another media bombardment – no doubt accompanied by another bloody irritating song. It’s started already – national papers this week with full page ads, today they put an insert into my Sunday papers which went straight into the recycle bin unread.
How long can they drag this one out for? Has to be good for 3 months I’d have thought then they can do another shite offer to take them up until the Christmas sale.
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 12 July 2010
“Let’s go over that again.” NO, I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT AGAIN!!
rik o shea
Said on the 31 August 2010
well, the only good thing about their fucking shit products ,is that they will never be around long enough to become an item on the antiques roadshow.However, they may turn up on crap in the attic.
JackTheHack
Said on the 31 August 2010
Well so much for it ending at 8pm Monday. Guess what? Yes, it’s STILL going on, FINAL DAYS TO SAVE (until of course it get SPECIALLY extended). What’s WORSE, they’ve put their fucking awful TV ads on their website so if you haven’t already had the tits annoyed off you by being bombarded with them on the TV you can lose more brain cells by watching them on Internet. Assholes.
dicky ricky
Said on the 1 September 2010
As I have said before, these cunts are loaded up to the arseholes with stock that they can’t get shot of, because no one with half a brain wants it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fucking cunts….they even changed the name of their Vibe collection to get shot of the crap…I guess it carried over into their never ending summer sale…..Tossers…Amen
Ad Hater 2.0
Said on the 1 September 2010
Here’s my take on what the advert should REALLY say:
D is for Dipshit store you never want to shop at. F is for FUCKING IRRITATING ads that are shown endlessly to annoy the shit out of you. S is for stupid fucking sale that never seems to end and is extended COUNTLESS times.
I was just watching Killer Squid Invasion on Sky+ and I’m so glad I could fast forward through it. That fucking DFS ad was on in EVERY FUCKING AD BREAK!!
Also, another furniture store that really needs to fuck off is Dreams. “Our biggest ever sale.” Oh really? What about that biggest ever sale you had THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO?! If I ever hear anyone say “X years interest free credit” I’m gonna fucking bitchslap them! And Dreams also has to sponsor EVERYTHING on Sky. Just FUCK OFF!
“Hurry, it’s the final days to save.” Oh give me a fucking break. You have been saying that for the last FIVE FUCKING WEEKS!!
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