Comments on: DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part II

By: rik o shea

rik o shea — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 18:25:57 +0000

hey churchill,Ive got a job for you! Whats that then?I want you to go round to DFS and do one of your special dumps on one of their nice white sofas! You up for it? OH YESH!!!!!!

By: Maul

Maul — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:04:21 +0000

I am glad i am not the only person who hates these adverts…It seems they are having a `sale` every fucking week! Its now October 29th and already they are doing ads for their “Xmas sale” well all i want for christamas is 1 fucking hour of adverts with out DFS selling their shity soafas!

By: bride-kirk

bride-kirk — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 17:04:27 +0000

PLEASE if anyone from the DFS advertsing department reads these notices DO SOMETHING!! Havnt you got it uet. Yours adds are shite/ and you are r draving the whole fxxxkng nation to suicide and I am one of them I CANT’ take anymore STOP FOR GODS SAKE. Cnt you have just one sale a year??? and mkake it easy on us!

By: Mr D

Mr D — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:33:56 +0000

Imagine if you had the same surname, like I do, and every funny f*cker you meet comes out with the same stupid f*cking line…”Oh, are you going to DFS?”

I f*cking hate DFS.

By: rick o shea

rick o shea — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:22:46 +0000

dunno about the dillons more like dinlows

By: Joanna Butler

Joanna Butler — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:20:59 +0000

I don’t wanna meet the fucking Dillons.. and why would 3 generations of a family go sofa shopping together??? ooo i know where we’ll go today… DFS?!?

Rimjobs…

By: sarah

sarah — Mon, 04 May 2009 17:18:33 +0000

OMG the DFS adverts. all of them are terrible, the rack, the thumb screws and Chinese water torture combined.

My son’s fiancee’s family all went off to DFS a while ago, they reported back, in great disappointment, that either the adverts. employ vertically challenged people, or DFS makes specially-huge sofas for the purpose of the adverts.

In other words, the sofas, though closely resembling those enjoyed by the Dillons, were miniscule.

Speaking of the Dillons, it’s driving me mad-’meet the Dillons!’ (like we have a choice) ‘She said’ ‘He said’ ‘Grandma said’ noooooooooooooo

By: laura

laura — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:46:11 +0000

i think i speak on behlaf of ther entire UK when i say i am genuinly embarrased for the people in this advert, their families and thier friends

By: rick

rick — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:49:37 +0000

thinkin of getting t shirt printed with . IM GONA D.F. S. that is; IM GONA DEFICATE OVER YOUR FUCKING SOFA .

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:24:37 +0000

Stings as it burns… hmmm…. interesting…. very interesting….

By: Bridekirk

Bridekirk — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:22:45 +0000

Deinking it or drowning the DFS staff in it ?

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:50:04 +0000

Have you considered a calming tea made from nettles?

By: Bridekirk

Bridekirk — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:06:56 +0000

God the idea of seeing the “Dillons” on a 42″ plasma screen. Iis more than I can bear. Especially since they are on every time you turn your head. Anyone who is influenced by the purile shite DFS have been shoving down our throats over the last 3 decades !!!!! must be mentally deficient and should be sectioned.

I’m at the point where when I have to pass within 2 miles of a DFS store I turn into the Hulk!!

I am not a violent guy, but something in these DFS adds turns me from a normal rational human being into a poetntially phsychopathic maniac who has an overwhelming desire to join a devil worshipping cult so as to invoke satanic influences aginst anybody and anything associated with BLOODY DFS

By: rick

rick — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:30:01 +0000

what sort of knobeds buy this crap anyway? typical IQ of buyer 0.1 drive ford escorts , got plasma tvs bigger than the house you know the sort

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:50:15 +0000

Ahhh…. The hatred runs deep within this one….

By: bridekirk

bridekirk — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 20:03:55 +0000

Afer only 2 weeks of living in the “Dillon ” era I already want that bleedin family to burn in the everlasting fires of hell and damnation and to spend the rest of eternity in torment spending their time buying sofas and having to listen to the creepy little sod who is still doing the voiceovers. .

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:37:57 +0000

lol “I want a red one says Dad” “Only if I can have a big black one says Mum….”

By: bridekirk

bridekirk — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:28:38 +0000

Now we have to content with the fxxxkng Dillons. !!!! Why cant the resession catch up with DFS and close the bastartds down.???

By: bridekirk

bridekirk — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:56:41 +0000

If I hear that bleeding DFS advert on TV once more I swear to God I will put a brick through the TV screen…. Lets rewind and play that again…. If I hear that bleeding DFS advert on TV once more I sweear to God I will put a brick through the TV screen….Am I missing something here…?? DFS SCL and all the rest… Is there some sort of underground sexual fettish in Britian that involves sofas???? If so I am missing something huge… What to the people of Brititain do with these millions of bloody soffas they can buy at endless sales, interest free and with nothing to pay for a year and free delivery ????. I can only guess there is some sort of black hole containing anti matter where they all end up. If not I guess this small island is likely to sink into the North sea with the weight of these dm things!!! Personally I know what I would like to tdp with the next DFS sofa I see on TV and that is shuv it right up the rear end of that boring sod who does the voiceover.. ITS DRIVING ME INSANE HELP SOMEONE PLEAS!!!! There should be a government health warning on this bloody compnay !!

By: chris

chris — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:24:01 +0000

prob just as bad as that one were the guy spells out what d. f .s stands for then feels the need to immeadiately go over it again……………christ, they should have went under instead of woolies!