“Well son I ponced about with a load of absolute tits in an advert for wood preserver making a complete twat of myself”.

“Why, Dad?”

“I get money for doing it son”.

“Dad you could get money for sucking cocks in a leper colony, it doesn’t make it a good idea.”

“Your right son, I’ll just go and hang myself, my will’s in the sideboard.”

“Cheers Dad at least the kids at school will stop telling me my Dad’s a cunt.”

The ad’s principal actors don’t come across as lovable eccentrics; they come across as mentally deficient.

What a thoughtless, idiotic low-budget.

Obviously aimed at the half-witted masses who think that anything is funny.

As far as I remember, they offered ten varieties max. I known the Don McLean song says ‘paint your palette blue and grey’, but surely Vincent used more colours than that?