Comments for TV's Worst Adverts

Comment on Take A Break – Tragedy by CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:18:41 +0000

No, I think being abusive just about covers it. Thanks for the offer though.

Comment on BT – Letter From Jane by BPDster

BPDster — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:47:40 +0000

Oh it’s enough to make you vomit… I just haven’t the words to tell you how awful it is. Every second is just pure vomit inducing tosh. I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM.

Comment on MoneySupermarket.com – Omid Djalili – A Great Deal Easier by Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:57:16 +0000

Ill tell you what’s really getting on my tits….

Winns Solicitors – I’m so fucking sick of hearing that smug tossers voice on radio and TV if I hear him say “So very British” one more time I’m going to fucking explode with anger!

Also I’m fucking sick of the fucking government drivel (that where paying for) that shows the teenager getting abused by her boyfriend – that just gets right on my nerves

and O2 that advert with the rubber ducks…. fuck off please that advert is FAR TOO LONG!

T-Mobile – Arggh their back again with yet another bloody advert, this time banging on about 300 free texts after topping up £20 per month; Guess what T-Mobile? Orange give you 500 free texts for topping up £15 so fuck off with your stupid advert and rubbish fucking deals that know-one cares about.

Well Woman’s Cancer Insurance – these fucking cunts sponsor ITV1 and 2 daytime TV and I’m fucking fed up of hearing “I love me” “I love my health” “I love my family” – Ohh just fuck off you patronising cunt!

Comment on MoneySupermarket.com – Omid Djalili – A Great Deal Easier by Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 13:12:05 +0000

The newest Vanish advert makes absolutely no sense whatsoever and is shit. Not only do we have that bitch in pink showing up in the house out of nowhere uninvited but there’s this boy who plays football and two things confuse me about it. First, the shirt he wears has a number 1 on it and he is NOT a goalkeeper. The other thing is that his shirt is PINK! Who the fuck would ever wear a pink shirt in a FOOTBALL match? If anyone turned up like that, I’m sure they’d get beaten up and laughed at. What the fuck were you thinking, Vanish?!

Comment on Envirofone.com by Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 10:36:14 +0000

Oh dear, Envirofone have got two new ads and guess what, they are SHIT! First we have this dancing twat in a Kebab shop thrusting a phone in the cashier’s face and then it turns into money. The other ad features this girl trying to pay for £150 worth of clothes by handing the cashier the phone and then she tries to use it in the chip & pin machine. God, how stupid can these ads get.
And they still say you can get up to £150 for your old phone. FUCKING BULLSHIT!!

Also, Mazuma have another shit advert with Paul Daniels & Debbie McGee. Oh great, using fucking celebrities to advertise your service. “Say the magic words, mazuma, mazuma, mazuma.” No, I’d rather say FUCK OFF! I hate that fucking phone!

Comment on Take A Break – Tragedy by Take a Break

Take a Break — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:12:34 +0000

Well done, succinct, concise and you have demonstrated your ability to artculate your feelings without reverting to abuse. Or perhaps not. Lets have it then, something worthy of this forum… why not say something that proves your not simply blowing off because you have nothing worth saying.

Comment on Take A Break – Tragedy by CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:27:23 +0000

Twat.

Comment on Take A Break – Tragedy by Take a Break

Take a Break — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:07:19 +0000

Supremes, Stop, 2010

Glad to see we have produced something you all love.

Probably worth pointing out that Take a Break is business, and businesses promote themselves to their target audience. The fact that you don’t consider yourselves to be our readership is just as well, unsurprising and not the slightest bit insulting.

I quite like the ad, afterall its lighted hearted, doesn’t take anything seriously, and is inoffensive to anyone without inflated sensibilities… oh, and because I commissioned it.

Comment on Oven Pride – Oven Cleaner in a Bag by CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:09:51 +0000

Meh, I’m just going back to cooking over an open fire, no need to clean an oven or have some bint in my house, just need to work out what to burn first, the massed pile of porn that as a man I must own, or the constant stream of leaflets and flyers that invade my door…

Comment on Direct Line Car Insurance – With Stephen Fry & Paul Merton by Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:27:38 +0000

For fuck sake, Directline! Just get the fuck off the TV!! I saw that 52 days of free insurance 5 fucking times today! PISS OFF!!

Comment on Sainsbury’s – Trying Something New For 140 Years by Rob

Rob — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:14:47 +0000

I wanna throw a brick at that bloke on the latest sainsburys advert. I mean he’s 18/19 and still gets his mum to buy his CD’s. Then he blasts the music out of the car to impress that shelf stacker girl. “I think she fancies me”. I think not you complete prat!

Comment on DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part III – Banned! by dicky ricky

dicky ricky — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:39:07 +0000

DFS…..What I say is fuck off!

All that crap about ends Sunday…What fucking SUNDAY. SUNDAY never.. Yes Sunday never.
With me IT’S DFS NEVER..
Do not trust these bastards, there adverts are everywhere and there are constantly trying to deceive us.
Winter Sale
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Ends Sunday
Winter Sale Specially Extended
Winter Sale Specially Extended till Sunday
Winter Sale Specially Fucking Extended again

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR NEVER ENDING FUCKING SALES!

Comment on GoCompare.com – Why GoCompare Anywhere Else? by dicky ricky

dicky ricky — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 06:22:51 +0000

Go Compare…That fat cunt needs sorting out!!! WHAT A FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG,SHAG ARSE he is. Everyone at the advertising company that produced it should stick there heads through the fucking letter box with him and be shot. I would never ever use this site. THE ADVERT STINKS…….. THE FAT BASTARD STINKS……AMEN.

Comment on DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part III – Banned! by Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:45:06 +0000

@ JackTheHack

I’m with you on the government ads, I’m fooking sick of hearing about contraception “Mom what contraception do you use?” “well I find the injection to be the best” Arghhh! it makes me cringe each and every time I have to endure it!

As for the specially extended services from local schools – just fuck off, I dont fucking care.

not to mention the food standards agency, that woman has the most patronising voice ever and I hate at the end when she goes “Come on!, lets do it now!” fucking go away….

Comment on 118 118 – Who You Gonna Call? by Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:11:44 +0000

Fucking hell! The shitty 118 118 Ghostbusters rip off ads are back and now they’ve jacked up the prices AGAIN! Now it’s 35p per minute and 85p connection charge. What the fuck? £1.20 for a fucking directory?!
Still, it’s not as bad as BT’s 118 500 ad. Calls to their number cost 40p per call PLUS 99p PER MINUTE or PART! So, no matter how long you were on the phone, 30 seconds, 5 seconds or heck even 1 fucking second you’ll be charged £1.39! That’s 39 fucking pence more than a PREMIUM “09″ number! Why bother when this shit is FREE ONLINE?! All 118 ads can just FUCK OFF!

Comment on DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part III – Banned! by JackTheHack

JackTheHack — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:07:56 +0000

Un-fukka-believable – un-forgettable D(oesnt) F(inish) S(oon).

I note tonight it’s SPECIALLY EXTENDED – again after the ads trumpeting all week yet again “must end soon, finishes Sunday”, blah blah fucking blah.

Seriously, the only thing at the same annoyance level is the endless and increasing stream of government propaganda – sorry, ads – either telling us how great everything is in the most patronising way possible or threatening us with dire consequences – if you forget to tell the taxman you moved in/out with someone, changed your working hours, forgot to notify DVLA when you sold your car, get checked for Hep C, use your local schools for “extended” services etc etc etc. Please SPARE US ALL from this crap. Just CEASE and DESIST. NOW.

Comment on DFS – Nickleback Rockstar Part III – Banned! by For Fuck Sake!

For Fuck Sake! — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:05:35 +0000

Their advert and I quote “Unforgettable Savings, Unforgettable DFS Sale” – Yeah its truly fucking ‘unforgettable’ because the advert is never off the telly! also it says “Must end soon” fuck off! how soon? August or September perhaps? though its probably going to be ’specially extended’ for another 80 weeks knowing DFS!

Comment on Oven Pride – Oven Cleaner in a Bag by Claire

Claire — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 17:19:13 +0000

this advert is sexist towards men and women but we women are always made fun of for complaining but now it’s acceptable that you are all complaining about this ad? im sorry but i feel its wrong that women are always mocked for being feminists yet men can complain and are classed as sticking up for their rights?

thing is men we all know you are intelligent beings, sure you get the stupid ones and the usless one just like you get the idiotic women

this ad really does no favours to anyone but they are just silly steretypes, i mean women could get annoyed at the hoover ads that feature a woman cleaning? its never a man you see dusting or cleaning?

maybe if you guys are very annoyed tat this ad then try a petition? get some signatures.

I did notice the advert had disappeared fro a while but it was showing the other week so someone has given it the all clear to be aired, god knows who though?

Comment on Oven Pride – Oven Cleaner in a Bag by Emma

Emma — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:11:29 +0000

Hello

i just came across this and would like to say i agree with archer

terrible advert

Comment on MoneySupermarket.com – Omid Djalili – A Great Deal Easier by Archer

Archer — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:37:58 +0000

You know B and Q are on the hitlist. What do you get when you cross bankrupt Woolworths with bankrupt MFI?? B and Q.