Churchill’s Car Insurance - That Fucking Dog

23 July 2008 by Silky

I’d lined up this advert from Churchill Car Insurance on the grounds that “it was a bit of a rip off of a recent AA Car Insurance advert” - you know a bloke driving a car insurers around in his car.

But in the time it’s taken me to get round to writing something (which at the moment is approximately the same time it takes Jupiter to get round the sun) there’s been a bit of a storm in a dog’s bowl over the Chruchill’s Dog using the F-word:

Does it sound like he says “Fuck”?

“Oh Yes” (do you see what I’ve done there?).

Of course, in no way is this as bad as the time the Kia Ora boy used the C-word or when Mr Soft said the N-word (who even knew he could speak?).

But with Churchill’s track record of inappropriate behaviour around women - one that would put even John Leslie to shame - revelations that he swears come as little surprise.

In the next advert I fully expect to see him dry humping the leg of a Queen Mother lookalike (if not the actual Queen Mother - you know what dogs are like, they’ll dig up anything) whilst smoking crack and listening to Scooter.

Where will this dog’s crimes against the British public end?

Just How Bad is this Ad?

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10Responses:

Mike Empuria

July 24th, 2008 3:45 am

Doesn’t sound like swearing to me.

All I can say is that I’m glad the people interviewed in Metro with Sky+ weren’t actually complaining: “We listened to it hundreds of times, called in our son, next door and the vicar and he definitely said fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It’s disgusting!”
Hand Shandy

July 25th, 2008 10:48 am

I doubt very much that they would of let a profanity like THAT slip through the net! It sounds just like a bad recording.

I read this site all they time, but this is the first time I’ve plucked up the courage to actually make a comment on here. I actually DON’T mind seeing every advert ONCE in my life, and maybe the really funny ones twice - but something I DETEST about TV advertisement is the SAME adverts after every advert break. This is a nightmare on cable/sattelite channels like Paramount comedy who have their own tedious sponsors and announcments played at the beginning and end of every advert break! Arrrgh!

I wish they would space adverts out a little better - that way you don’t have to endure their awfulness over and over and over again!

Oh yeah and this advert ripps off the AA one like you said Silky!
Crimewave

July 27th, 2008 7:31 pm

HAHA that is great, oh yes.
Dave

July 28th, 2008 9:16 am

I hate this fuckin’ stuffed dog too, but isn’t the bit in the car with the wankers a rip off of Wayne’s World Bohemian Rhapsody scene?
Cathryn

August 12th, 2008 10:42 am

these adverts are funny, what are you people on about?
PL

August 18th, 2008 10:45 pm

Why do the Churchill adverts always show the ugliest fuckers in the UK! Most of the people they use in these ads look a bunch of inbred fucks! Especially the latest fuckin BBQ one. Is there anything i can do for you? Yeah, there is mate, you can stop polluting our countrys gene pool with you tiny, cleft, inbred, cocktail sausage you fuck!
James

August 22nd, 2008 9:40 pm

I hate that fucking dog and I wish to god he’d get the fuck off my TV. The one with the barbque where he dreams of some fat celebrity with an irritatring face feeding him a sausage gets me really angry. I give him a sausage, laced with antifreeze.
mrxskull

August 31st, 2008 11:18 pm

‘Why do the Churchill adverts always show the ugliest fuckers in the UK! Most of the people they use in these ads look a bunch of inbred fucks! Especially the latest fuckin BBQ one. Is there anything i can do for you? Yeah, there is mate, you can stop polluting our countrys gene pool with you tiny, cleft, inbred, cocktail sausage you fuck!’

Who’d have thought, a hate filled nazi on a website for bad adverts. Their kind seems to pop up in the oddest of places these days.
Felicity

September 19th, 2008 10:35 am

Is the woman at the end of the bbq commercial the same guy the dog is talking to in drag?
roy batty

September 24th, 2008 3:45 pm

That advert with that bloody dog is beyond the pale. . .if you are indoors most of the time as i am,the sheer repetition of the moronic script is enough to give you the bloody screaming ab-dabs.Here is a good idea . . .re-program the mutt and set it on that other lunatic,the dopey sod in the Halifax ad,y’know the guy with glasses like a Japanese sniper,who extolls the virtues of saving with ‘The Halifax’. . . .don’t bother. . . i put £7000 in an ISA in 2000. . . .8 years later it is worth £6300 ! cheers ya useless gits !