Carling C2 - Robots
14 April 2007 by SilkyI’m not too ashamed to admit that there are times when I watch an advert and I really just don’t know what the monkey it’s about. The new one from Carling for their C2 beer is one of *those* adverts.
For those of you that haven’t seen it yet, how lazy are you? All you have to do is scroll down to the bottom of this post. Well, even if you haven’t been bothered to scroll your still not as lazy as the creators of this advert.
“It’s for beer where can we set it?” “In a pub!”
Brilliant blue sky thinking! But it’s no ordinary pub; it’s one for robots. Oh yes, a pub for robots. And it gets better:
“Hmm, robots obviously can’t drink beer. They’ll drink… circuit boards!”?
Right, so the robots go there to drink circuit boards. This is so preposterous that I can only presume they were flicking through “The Idiots Guide to Robotics” and happened to land on the circuit boards page when thinking it up. But there’s more:
“We need to give them futuristic names too.” “How about R2-D2 and C3-P0?” “No it’s been done” “OK, X-2000 and DV-9000-F!”
So they’ve set the lazy, nonsensical scene now push the product.
“I’ll have one of those C2 circuit boards.”
There’s silence in the robot pub. The advertisers obviously want to use this silence to highlight the fact C2 is different and people might be shocked if you drink it (either that or the animators were so busy sobbing into their hands, lamenting their wasted talents that they forgot to put anything in that bit). Sadly during the silence, the audience is thinking “What the X-2000 is this advert about?”.
Finally all is revealed: “C2 Circuit Boards. Also available as lager.”
And the audience is left thinking “What the DV-9000-F was that advert all about?”.
I just can’t understand why they have chosen to advertise their product like this. If they are hoping for the C2 robots to become the new Smash robots they’ll be hugely disappointed. If they’re hoping that the adverts will sell their beer they’ll be even more disappointed. There just isn’t a market for this in the UK. People won’t buy it because (Note to Carling) people in Britain don’t drink beer for the taste, they drink it to get drunk. And I have it on good authority that at 2% volume, you just can’t get drunk on the stuff (unless you’ve fasted for a week and are on some pretty strong antibiotics).
So, please Carling, stick at what you’re best at: flogging beer to football and music fans, where it belongs.



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15Responses:
DaveP
April 15th, 2007 5:45 pm
That really is a crappy advert! Until you highlighted it, although I’d seen it on TV, I hadn’t even taken notice of what it was selling… always a sign they’ve misjudged.
Anyway, I drink cider, or occasionally absinthe, gets you drunk much quicker, and they don’t release stupid ads like this.
tom
April 18th, 2007 12:43 am
theres a couple of things here the advertising standards agency could crack down on. Firstly the whole C2 thing evokes a sort of elemental impression of the drink, when as we know this beer is nothing like a natural element in any way. Secondly comparing the effect of beer to that of a circuit board could be misleading in that an additional circuit board generally improves a computer whereas beer generally doesn’t improve a human, at least physically. The Carling advertisement collection from the last few years have always got on my nerves as alcohol advertisements are not legally allowed to glamourise the use of alcohol, but they are just loop-holing so they still essentially are. ‘The Belong’ ad, for example, simply implies that if you drink this beer you will belong to a group or flock (presumably of other humans although that is debatable, a drunk is usually more likely to belong with a herd of epileptic bears in my opinion). My only real concern is that ‘the masses’ will actually believe this and then buy carling with this in mind. It’s quite cheeky and I’m doubting the competence of the Advertising standards agency.
On the other hand, who gives a shit, lets get drunk, yeeeh, beeeeeer, weheeey, lads, fighting, football.
Andy
April 18th, 2007 3:40 pm
Fuck off you boring twat. The tune on this ad is catchy as fuck. What the fuck are you even doing “reviewing” adverts? Your the biggest twat on the entire internet. Fuck nuts.
jonh
April 19th, 2007 1:55 pm
if you don’t get it your pretty thick lads. its highlighting the fact that you shouldn’t feel obliged to get pissed whenever you have a beer. its saying that beer tastes good and you should drink it for that reason alone. not to get drunk. the robots and subsequently the names are to encourage anonymity so that people dont see a fat ugly bloke drinkin c2 and think “i dont wanna be like that fat uggo guy by drinking c2″. pretty standard advertising. clever and subtle. not for you though, i understand.
Danny
April 23rd, 2007 11:33 pm
I was SO unbelievably shocked to see this advert with an old SlagsmÃ¥lsklubben song as the soundtrack, I bet they didn’t even ask permission for it thought.
As for the visual aspect and concept of the ad, I actually had to rewind this advert to rewatch it to realise it was a Carling ad. Missed the little message at the end and thought “Since when do circuit boards advertise on TV?”
Adam
April 25th, 2007 12:57 pm
Im with Andy, that advert rocks my socks
Lucy
May 5th, 2007 5:50 am
Danny, (Or anyone for that matter) can you remember the name of that old Slagsmalsklubben song? I think its a fantastic tune, but i can’t find it!!
matt
May 13th, 2007 2:15 pm
tom mate… u r a joke!!
laughed at your rant! fair play mate after all its an advert!
anyway back to the point i want to know what the background tuune is.. quite catchy… il knock TOM out if anyone can tell me the name!!
love!
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Silky
May 15th, 2007 5:49 pm
Hey matt,
Thanks for leaving a comment, mate, but please don’t use the comments to threaten violence against people you’ll most likely never meet.
Unless, it’s Barry Scott. No, no, on second thoughts, not even if it’s Barry Scott.
Cheers.
tekmark
September 13th, 2007 8:02 pm
yes its totaly bad ,and of couse the idea of robots driking beer is worse but if u have read enough scifi ther may be some thing in it i mean my car even drinks and smokes” the term printed circuit is technicly obsolete becauase the copper bords are now machined not etechd
sofiaa
November 24th, 2007 7:36 am
EDIT FROM SILKY:
There are worse things you can do then spam this site with links to Printed Circuit Board manufacturer’s Web site but few more futile.
Tsk. Tsk.
http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/
Fred
December 17th, 2007 12:03 pm
SlagsmÃ¥lsklubben in fact got payed for the song, its called “Räven Ã…tersupstÃ¥r” and is from their “Fest I valen”. You can also hear the tune on http://www.liberty-films.co.uk since the production company who did the commercial used it for their homepage aswell.
Silky
December 18th, 2007 8:40 pm
Thanks for the info, Fred.
Adverts could do worse than have a few more SlagsmÃ¥lsklubben sound tracks, I think you’ll agree.
Dave
February 6th, 2008 10:36 am
Come on everyone don’t dres it up, they’re peddling watered down pissy lager, bet they charge full whack for this muck as well.
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