Comments on: BT – The Party

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By: Silky

Silky — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:41:06 +0000

Yes, Duncan. Poor people in Britain aren’t allowed to have broadband.

By: Duncan Hill

Duncan Hill — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:32:59 +0000

I assume the adverts are targetted at the most affluent parts of Yuppie society? Adam seems to have a luxury harbour view flat in Cornwall, that almost no average person would be able to afford to rent or buy.

By: Dom

Dom — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:01:09 +0000

Ah, come on be fair: insipid boggle-eyed cunts, please

By: Pete

Pete — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 14:54:31 +0000

so Adam has accepted a new job and fucked off to the coast and the missus is pissed. So follows a heart to heart over the internet when suddenly the internet crashes at a crucial moment. Why its that pesky leftnet connection while the BT one is still working and Jane is left thinking Adam doesnt care.

Just use the phone or better still meet up and talk about it dont bother us with your self generated problems you cunts

By: Jonny Chestwig

Jonny Chestwig — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:47:44 +0000

Alright the fact that we’d all smash her pie in is irreleavant. What irritates and confuses me is the ludicrously ‘washed out’ pallette adopted by the cinematographer for this ad. Is it supposed to make us think it’s more gritty and modern? I am genuinely baffled. Or is it some ploy to make us remember the ad because if so …… I suppose it works.

By: Spiritualized

Spiritualized — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:43:08 +0000

Thank God I’m not the only one that thinks the mum is class act.

The adverts do make me want to eat glass with a spoon though, so I’m emotionally torn.

By: Jellyfish McSaveloy

Jellyfish McSaveloy — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:12:51 +0000

It’s a pretty lame middle of the road, middle class depcition of the mild problems faced by an admans fantasy of the ‘average’ family and it’s mediocre at best (apart from the haircut one – that was faintly amusing). She is quite tasty though. If he’s any sense, he’ll have a pre-nup sorted then when she’s gone a bit baggy, he can sod off safe in the knowledge his losses are limited and doink some office crumpet.

Not that I’d ever do such a despicaable thing or encourage anyone else to do it, obviously.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:40:53 +0000

The whole series of these BT adverts is a modern day fairytale and is total wank. Sad single gimp (obviously in well paid employment) meets not bad looking divorcee with two brats, she sees a meal ticket, turns a few tricks and bingo; the poor cunt is hooked and never has his hand out of his wallet. Is this the sort of senario that BT thinks will endear them to us? Non of it floats my boat, I’d like to see him take his wallet and piss off with a lap dancer before she delivers the coup de grace and is up the duff with his sprog so she can milk him for life.

By: tigerstail

tigerstail — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:18:42 +0000

C’mon everyone knows she’s going to dump him for the Polish guy in the other ad!
Dirty minx.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:29:25 +0000

That’d be NOT show up to his mum’s wedding, sorry guys.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:28:02 +0000

I think they’re off to someone else’s wedding…

Either that or the kid is being an absolute fucking rebel and has decided to show up to his mother’s special day to go ape shit with his mates at home getting high off…oh, lemonade.

There’s a flaw in that plan somewhere I’m sure…

By: Dom

Dom — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:33:36 +0000

You would though wouldn’t you…

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:30:59 +0000

And where did she get that hideous dress?

By: Dom

Dom — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:52:19 +0000

I think the look of horro on the face of the mother could be explained by her having unexpectedly walked into the youg man’s room on another occasion: also just at the point where sticky liquid gushed over his knuckles….

By: Phil

Phil — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:52:42 +0000

Simple words can’t describe how rubbish this advert is.

“Oh my good Lord no, he’s spilled some sparkling mineral water on the laminated floor boards!!!”

You’d better get that guy from “Love, Actually” to clean it up sharpish, so we can get back to the important business of wearing strange hats and mediocre dresses.

Incidentally, is the subplot of this advert meant to be that the odd couple are off to get hitched? I have no idea how else to explain their strange dress sense. If so, that lends a whole new, depressing angle. The son, depressed at the thought of his mum getting married again, decides to drown his sorrows in a debauched evening of…oh wait, crisps and football…dark.

Freud, anyone?