Bold – Shirt Dress
17 April 2007 by SilkyHow do you know if it’s time to get a new girlfriend? Here is a sure-fire list to tell if it’s time to get a new special lady:
- Your girlfriend confesses she really wants to look like Nadine Baggott off that Olay advert.
- Your girlfriend spends, not only all of her money, but all of your money on Brantano shoes.
- Your girlfriend takes hours to get ready for a meal at a restaurant. Tries on several perfectly acceptable dresses before sorting the laundry then turning up at the restaurant looking like some middle-class, ad-man’s wet-dream idea of a high-class whore and prancing around like the restaurant is a cat walk.
If your girlfriend does either of the first two on the list then maybe you can get away with having a word about her behaviour. If she does the third, get her sectioned then log onto match.com.
Oh match.com! There’s another terrible advert…
Just How Bad is this Ad?
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
6Responses:
CathK
Said on the 27 October 2007
oh my god I couldn’t agree more – I really really hated this ad – who the frig does that silly bitch think she is? She wrinkles up her forehead in frustration that she can’t work out what to wear??? How bloody annoying to start with – ie ‘er love – there are far worse things in this world FFS???!!!!’ – then she walks into that restaurant thinking she looks fuckin fantastic and sexy as hell – I got so so fed up with this ad when it was on that I used to flick to avoid it the instant it came on – Sooooooo aggravating!
Eddie Andrews
Said on the 15 February 2008
Spam Comment Edited by Silky:
Spam up for the taste of it. Spam up!
Joanna Butler
Said on the 15 February 2008
Eddie Andrews i’m sure Silky will not appreciate you spamming his website with your shite.
Crimewave
Said on the 10 June 2008
“part of the fabric of life…”
haha!
Meady Ochre
Said on the 22 March 2009
Erm love we’re going to KFC not a movie premiere.
And some rare funny comments ripped from Youtube:
keef71 - “diamonds smell of money!”
&
mksexyboy – “i was lying down half asleep and heard this advert and a rush of happiness swept through me a very strange feeling cant explain it will never forget it.”
Problem is, the last comment, the guy was serious & he wasn’t alone.
CovertJellyfish
Said on the 27 May 2009
You know, I reckon the only reason he was putting up with her nonsense was because he fully intends to
a) Ask for a divorce.
b) Ask for a threesome.
c) Sell her to pay off his Picture Loan.
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