Bold - Shirt Dress
17 April 2007 by SilkyHow do you know if it’s time to get a new girlfriend? Here is a sure-fire list to tell if it’s time to get a new special lady:
- Your girlfriend confesses she really wants to look like Nadine Baggott off that Olay advert.
- Your girlfriend spends, not only all of her money, but all of your money on Brantano shoes.
- Your girlfriend takes hours to get ready for a meal at a restaurant. Tries on several perfectly acceptable dresses before sorting the laundry then turning up at the restaurant looking like some middle-class, ad-man’s wet-dream idea of a high-class whore and prancing around like the restaurant is a cat walk.
If your girlfriend does either of the first two on the list then maybe you can get away with having a word about her behaviour. If she does the third, get her sectioned then log onto match.com.
Oh match.com! There’s another terrible advert…
Just How Bad is this Ad?
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CathK
October 27th, 2007 11:04 pm
oh my god I couldn’t agree more - I really really hated this ad - who the frig does that silly bitch think she is? She wrinkles up her forehead in frustration that she can’t work out what to wear??? How bloody annoying to start with - ie ‘er love - there are far worse things in this world FFS???!!!!’ - then she walks into that restaurant thinking she looks fuckin fantastic and sexy as hell - I got so so fed up with this ad when it was on that I used to flick to avoid it the instant it came on - Sooooooo aggravating!
Eddie Andrews
February 15th, 2008 3:49 pm
Spam Comment Edited by Silky:
Spam up for the taste of it. Spam up!
Joanna Butler
February 15th, 2008 5:52 pm
Eddie Andrews i’m sure Silky will not appreciate you spamming his website with your shite.
Crimewave
June 10th, 2008 7:41 pm
“part of the fabric of life…”
haha!
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