Blimey!

There goes another month in shit advert land.

Although it has been a month of some advertising abominations, it has also been a month of joy with the return of everyone’s favourite high-waist banded, villa selling, uber-Spaniard Jose Luis Hernández from Polaris World.

Hoorah!

And, on top of Jose’s return we seem to have final bade “good riddance” to tight-skinned doer of made-up job and discoverer of all things bullshit Nadine Baggott.

Although, if I’m honest, I am a little sad to see her go. After all it’s one less person to get in a rage about.

Now, who’s this Eve Cameron fellow…

Ooh, and it looks as if we’ve seen the last of Howard from the Halifax adverts.

Which is a massive shame because after 8 years of performing, in essence, song rape by making popular ditties be about interest rates those adverts were finally growing on me…

And finally, it’s been a bumper year for complaints about adverts.

This frankly amazes me. I mean, what sort of idiot would complain about the quality of adverts?

April’s Top 5 Bad Ads

And so to this month’s idiocy. Here’s the top 5:

1. Picture Loans - Dad’s Found Your Scooter
2. Picture Loans - An Adult Conversation
3. Moonpig
4. The Gadget Helpline
5. Injury Lawyers 4 U - Billy Murray

Ironically, the Halifax is out of the top 5 for the first time in ages. They’ve been replaced by Billy Murray and his Injury Lawyers 4 U advert.

Maybe it was karma.

Maybe it was destiny.

Maybe they should sue.

Who knows.

Same time, next month?