Comments on: Apple – MacBook – Greenest MacBook Ever

By: BPDster

BPDster — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 17:42:47 +0000

“Made without SOME environmentally harmful toxins”… So no mercury, but shitloads of anthrax.

By: Andy

Andy — Sat, 09 May 2009 22:36:26 +0000

Nice alternative to the English language, thanks Liam.

By: liam.c

liam.c — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:50:28 +0000

lol i would of asked for all the bags they had what a arse its kk for them to bring they goods in by lorries and overchage evry one but u caint hav the “evil” bag the world aint lasting forever anyway presides all apple employes should be shot for making itunes worst programe ever i want to listen to my musick not put it in a ciber jail sell

By: HolaCow

HolaCow — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:38:19 +0000

A bag that destroys the planet? I would have asked for it to be double bagged for extra destruction.
Though a note to Apple, my notebook is more Green than their’s.
I made mine using indigenous tribal aborigines as labour who built it with sticks, cattle dung, old car parts and hand made glass for the screen. I power it by rubbing it against my fuzzy shirt, that gives me 2 hours of use.

By: Meady Ochre

Meady Ochre — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:16:31 +0000

Shopping bags started off killing babies, young children & small animals. Now they’re destroying entire planets. All hail the shopping bag!

By: Rich - Benidorm

Rich - Benidorm — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:20:00 +0000

Not much of a claim is it.
Not the greenest laptop or the greenest computer ever.
Just the greenest MacBook ever.
They could have had one less button on the keyboard and made the same claim.

By: R E Krishna

R E Krishna — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:30:14 +0000

“Do you want a “Bag for Life” or do you want one that destroys the planet?” Presumably then one of their small bags would only destroy a small area of the planet. This is too good an opportunity to miss.
These bags could be sent to all the world’s troublespots. So much cheaper, safer, and more effective than sending troops.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:59:57 +0000

I got asked if I wanted a bag for life, I said “I’m already married, thanks”

By: Li

Li — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 18:05:24 +0000

Personally I think 90% of this global warming crap is a load of cobblers. Plus who cares if you’re using an old one? It’s one of their products so technically they made the gun and you’re just firing it ;D

By: Hafoot

Hafoot — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 19:46:00 +0000

“Waitrose sell bags that can destroy the planet? Sounds awfully dangerous to me, and we’re worried about nuclear proliferation?! Who is watching our supermarkets?”

I laughed hard!

Forgot what i was going to say now…

By: Photosynthesis is awesome

Photosynthesis is awesome — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 11:52:53 +0000

“Do you want a “Bag for Life” or do you want one that destroys the planet?”

Waitrose sell bags that can destroy the planet? Sounds awfully dangerous to me, and we’re worried about nuclear proliferation?! Who is watching our supermarkets?

Also, surely they shouldn’t be allowed to call anything a ‘bag for life’ unless it’s indestructible?

By: GreyBob

GreyBob — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 09:12:43 +0000

I can’t believe that a guy on the checkout asked you that! Anyway, i hold no truck with this destroy the planet bollocks. The planet will be just fine, it’s the human race that’ll end up wiping itself out, I doubt the planet gives two fucks whether it’s surface is crawled over by humans or a load of beetles’n'insects’n'shit, therefore I declare the whole “Save The Planet” bandwagon a sham! It should be renamed “Save The Humans From Themselves, They’ve Fucked It Up Right Good And Proper This Time”.
Anyway, what’s wrong with getting all the rubbish in the world together, and firing it into the sun? Come on NASA!
If we all die it will be NASA’s fault….
And that crazy woman that threw some green stuff in a politician’s face then walked off with a kind of “I didn’t expect to get this far, not really planned ahead, guess I’ll just, go to the shops seeing as I’m London!” way. It’s her fault. Directly her fault.

By: Gordon

Gordon — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:19:31 +0000

I agree – you should have started your evil, despotic campaign to destroy the planet right there and then – one jumped up shop assistant at a time….. Then, once this very worthwhile task is complete, we can move on to jumped up computer suppliers and maybe those people who believe they are better than their jumped up suburban neighbours in their jumped up 4×4 gas guzzling people carriers because they use a marginally ”greener” computer.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:20:09 +0000

You have gas? My linux box might be using brown coal but I bet it’s safer…

Anyway, you should have asked for a bag that just destroys people and suffocated him with it.

By: Cat

Cat — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:58:42 +0000

I prefer my run of the mill, gas-fired, windows laptop.

By: Ian

Ian — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 21:35:44 +0000

I would’ve complained to a manager had someone asked me that in a supermarket… But then I like to complain about petty things. Gives me a meaningful hobby, other than killing trees in the rain forest. you see, I have an old mac book pro, I’m evil and like to kill the environment. However on the Plus side, it generates enough heat out it’s back end to warm my whole flat…