Comments on: Alpen – Dirty Talk http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/ Crtising TVs Worst Adverts Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:58:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9555 CovertJellyfish Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:55:26 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9555 Or even a Spira.... Or even a Spira….

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9550 Archer Mon, 10 Aug 2009 22:08:39 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9550 Yes. I wouldn't want anyone to get his nickers in a twist. Yes. I wouldn’t want anyone to get his nickers in a twist.

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9526 CovertJellyfish Sat, 08 Aug 2009 07:47:03 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9526 Possibly, should we get back on Topic? Possibly, should we get back on Topic?

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9523 Archer Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:13:23 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9523 Well... that might give your sex life a Boost. Well… that might give your sex life a Boost.

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9519 CovertJellyfish Fri, 07 Aug 2009 16:39:50 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9519 Too late, she has fun off with Minstrals.... Too late, she has fun off with Minstrals….

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9516 Archer Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:18:53 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9516 Why not suggest a double decker next time? Why not suggest a double decker next time?

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9496 CovertJellyfish Mon, 03 Aug 2009 19:58:50 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9496 I never liked the packets Fudge came in, so shoddily made, I wonder who packed them? I never liked the packets Fudge came in, so shoddily made, I wonder who packed them?

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9493 Archer Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:52:42 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9493 Are we going to go down the finger of fudge route? Or are we too classy for that? Are we going to go down the finger of fudge route? Or are we too classy for that?

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9490 CovertJellyfish Mon, 03 Aug 2009 17:24:54 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9490 Have tried to tempt her back with a Picnic Butt Plug but she seems to be resisting.... Have tried to tempt her back with a Picnic Butt Plug but she seems to be resisting….

]]> By: Mony http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9487 Mony Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:41:39 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9487 Alpen? Alpen?

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9482 Archer Mon, 03 Aug 2009 01:20:49 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9482 Try getting her some Cadbury's Creme Love Eggs. Try getting her some Cadbury’s Creme Love Eggs.

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9481 CovertJellyfish Sun, 02 Aug 2009 22:01:45 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9481 Bollocks... It was a fruit and nut Toblerone.... I wonder if she can ever forgive me? Bollocks… It was a fruit and nut Toblerone…. I wonder if she can ever forgive me?

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9480 Archer Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:51:47 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9480 I bet you made a schoolboy error and forgot to check which Toblerone she prefers first. If my fella came at me with at me with a fruit and nut Toblerone I'd go mental. Insensitive bastard should know by now I prefer milk chocolate. I bet you made a schoolboy error and forgot to check which Toblerone she prefers first. If my fella came at me with at me with a fruit and nut Toblerone I’d go mental. Insensitive bastard should know by now I prefer milk chocolate.

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9478 CovertJellyfish Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:47:10 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9478 I asked my missus, and she suggested using it as a phallic replacement. Intrigued I bought a Toblerone and put it in the freezer so it wouldn't melt in my hand. When I woke her this morning with the frozen, knobbly chocolate, she screamed and called me an evil heartless bastard. She packed her bags and left this afternoon, promising her dad would cause me intense physical pain, possibly involving the offending confectionary, and it was ALL HER IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Why do women do that?!!? I asked my missus, and she suggested using it as a phallic replacement. Intrigued I bought a Toblerone and put it in the freezer so it wouldn’t melt in my hand. When I woke her this morning with the frozen, knobbly chocolate, she screamed and called me an evil heartless bastard. She packed her bags and left this afternoon, promising her dad would cause me intense physical pain, possibly involving the offending confectionary, and it was ALL HER IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Why do women do that?!!?

]]> By: Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9477 Tarquin Fintimblimwimlim Biscuit-Barrel Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:57:51 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9477 Alpen is only good for lining the bottom of cages for small rodents. Alpen is only good for lining the bottom of cages for small rodents.

]]> By: Archer http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9470 Archer Sun, 02 Aug 2009 11:28:42 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9470 #What can you do with a Toblerone that I don't know about?# I think you can probably guess. ;-) #What can you do with a Toblerone that I don’t know about?#

I think you can probably guess. ;-)

]]> By: CovertJellyfish http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-9463 CovertJellyfish Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:20:28 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-9463 How is a Toblerone's shape useful? Can you build a mock log cabin with them like you can with a Kit Kat? No. Can you use it as a stencil for an elaborate peice of wall art like with a Curly Wurly? No. Can you bludgeon a scrote to death with it like with a King Size Marathon? No. What can you do with a Toblerone that I don't know about? How is a Toblerone’s shape useful? Can you build a mock log cabin with them like you can with a Kit Kat? No. Can you use it as a stencil for an elaborate peice of wall art like with a Curly Wurly? No. Can you bludgeon a scrote to death with it like with a King Size Marathon? No. What can you do with a Toblerone that I don’t know about?

]]> By: Silky http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-1529 Silky Fri, 26 Oct 2007 07:04:49 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-1529 That's true fatboyfat. I also neglected to mention Swatch watches... That’s true fatboyfat. I also neglected to mention Swatch watches…

]]> By: fatboyfat http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/comment-page-1/#comment-1505 fatboyfat Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:16:58 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/alpen-dirty-talk/#comment-1505 Switzerland's 2nd sexiest export after Roger Federer? Toblerone, anyone. It's even a useful shape.... Switzerland’s 2nd sexiest export after Roger Federer? Toblerone, anyone. It’s even a useful shape….

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