Comments on: Activia http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/ Crtising TVs Worst Adverts Sat, 22 Oct 2011 05:58:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-12241 Ad Hater 2.0 Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:18:53 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-12241 So Martine fucking McCutheon is back with another bloody Activia advert banging on about something called the Summer TLC plan. For fuck sake, it's a FUCKING YOGHURT! There is NOTHING special about it! So Martine fucking McCutheon is back with another bloody Activia advert banging on about something called the Summer TLC plan. For fuck sake, it’s a FUCKING YOGHURT! There is NOTHING special about it!

]]> By: Philbert http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-12029 Philbert Sun, 20 Mar 2011 05:11:51 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-12029 Ahhh haaaa, I was curious as to who that annoying tosser in a womans night gown (or something - i have no idea what) is, and a google search brought me here to the answer . . . . Jaimie Theakston ! Unfortunately I already had an idea (and intense hatred) for that dizzy witch that appears in the earlier ads lol, im sorry to admit it. Ain't there a nearby late-shop she can go get a job in or something ?? From what i've read here, it's true, many women seem over-sensitive about farting, but are ok to stand in a queue, with maybe with an inane grin, purchasing something as obvious as getting just a single bog-roll ! lol My Mrs went nuts at me farting in the street after a guy spat on the floor as went past us ! I see my own logic in getting rid of 2 days of stomach cramps in one go & hopefully offending the dirty sod spitting, but she wasn't have any of it :-D I really should have taken note of the Activia ads and just waited 14 days to see how things panned out (no pun intended!!). Ahhh haaaa, I was curious as to who that annoying tosser in a womans night gown (or something – i have no idea what) is, and a google search brought me here to the answer . . . .

Jaimie Theakston !

Unfortunately I already had an idea (and intense hatred) for that dizzy witch that appears in the earlier ads lol, im sorry to admit it. Ain’t there a nearby late-shop she can go get a job in or something ??

From what i’ve read here, it’s true, many women seem over-sensitive about farting, but are ok to stand in a queue, with maybe with an inane grin, purchasing something as obvious as getting just a single bog-roll ! lol
My Mrs went nuts at me farting in the street after a guy spat on the floor as went past us ! I see my own logic in getting rid of 2 days of stomach cramps in one go & hopefully offending the dirty sod spitting, but she wasn’t have any of it :-D

I really should have taken note of the Activia ads and just waited 14 days to see how things panned out (no pun intended!!).

]]> By: UK TV Ads http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-12003 UK TV Ads Mon, 28 Feb 2011 10:29:02 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-12003 Oh well.. at least their song is good?? Oh well.. at least their song is good??

]]> By: Chris McBrien http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-12000 Chris McBrien Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:15:12 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-12000 When will you realise that Activia is Poo. It has just had the colouring removed along with the Methane. See the film Soylent Green. Soylent Green is People. When will you realise that Activia is Poo. It has just had the colouring removed along with the Methane.

See the film Soylent Green.

Soylent Green is People.

]]> By: sus http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11999 sus Sun, 27 Feb 2011 12:50:01 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11999 I refuse to even buy a pot of Activia until they don't remove extremely-annoying-Martine McCutcheon from them. Only with seeing her face I stop liking yogurt, really they are trying to make yogurt sexy? A yogurt on top of a wall would look sexier than those ads, she is fat anyway, and surrounded by thin people, what does that mean, if you eat Activia you get fat?? I refuse to even buy a pot of Activia until they don’t remove extremely-annoying-Martine McCutcheon from them. Only with seeing her face I stop liking yogurt, really they are trying to make yogurt sexy? A yogurt on top of a wall would look sexier than those ads, she is fat anyway, and surrounded by thin people, what does that mean, if you eat Activia you get fat??

]]> By: Weemummy http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11828 Weemummy Mon, 03 Jan 2011 12:02:45 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11828 This new one for the New Year, omg, just when u think it can't get any worse! Christine goes: 'Out with the old, in with the new'. And she says this while she glances suggestively into the cam! As if it's a sexy thing to say!!! You're basically saying, I'm eating this Yoghurt now, and I'll do a big poo later, so I can have some more of these Yoghurts, so I can do more poo's. This new one for the New Year, omg, just when u think it can’t get any worse!
Christine goes: ‘Out with the old, in with the new’.
And she says this while she glances suggestively into the cam! As if it’s a sexy thing to say!!!
You’re basically saying, I’m eating this Yoghurt now, and I’ll do a big poo later, so I can have some more of these Yoghurts, so I can do more poo’s.

]]> By: FFS http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11824 FFS Sun, 02 Jan 2011 16:31:28 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11824 2011 arrived and what i see on telly? That dumb bitch yapping yet another year about this fucking TLC. How low can an 'actres' go? Seriously, just do Morisons ads or releasea a home made porn, anything, I will start a charity to give you money which you are obviously, desperately in need off, everything but FFS just stop 'acting' in those dumb TLC adverts. How many years must you fucking up my TV experience, who the fuck is she anyway, what a annoying, dumb bitch. Whos up for starting a 'Pay me money to stop me from making annoyiong tv ads' charity? 2011 arrived and what i see on telly? That dumb bitch yapping yet another year about this fucking TLC. How low can an ‘actres’ go? Seriously, just do Morisons ads or releasea a home made porn, anything, I will start a charity to give you money which you are obviously, desperately in need off, everything but FFS just stop ‘acting’ in those dumb TLC adverts. How many years must you fucking up my TV experience, who the fuck is she anyway, what a annoying, dumb bitch. Whos up for starting a ‘Pay me money to stop me from making annoyiong tv ads’ charity?

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11795 Ad Hater 2.0 Tue, 28 Dec 2010 17:12:04 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11795 "Packed with exclusive culture L. Casei Danone." Take your scientific gibberish and GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!! “Packed with exclusive culture L. Casei Danone.”

Take your scientific gibberish and GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV!!!

]]> By: DAVID http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11704 DAVID Sun, 28 Nov 2010 12:27:43 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11704 All I know is in the ad with Jaimie Theakston he is wearing the worst clothing I have every seen. The coat alone is shocking enough. All I know is in the ad with Jaimie Theakston he is wearing the worst clothing I have every seen. The coat alone is shocking enough.

]]> By: Ad Hater 2.0 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11599 Ad Hater 2.0 Tue, 09 Nov 2010 17:51:39 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11599 "Packed with Activia's exclusive Bifidus culture." Take your scientific bullshit and FUCK OFF! “Packed with Activia’s exclusive Bifidus culture.”
Take your scientific bullshit and FUCK OFF!

]]> By: mike http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11593 mike Mon, 08 Nov 2010 21:42:41 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11593 the lsatest advert now is this shitty pouring yogurt with jamie theakston i dnt get activia they seem to be hiring washed up actors nd celebs whos last job was before 1994 and jamie in the advert says this new pouring yoghurt is full of biffidus culture, wtf is biffidus its not even real put about 85% laxative in your shit product then people might actually not feel bloated, and feeling bloated only happens when u stuff to much into your belly at once fuck u danone and fuck you activia GOD I HATE THESE FUCKING ADVERTS IM GONNA SMASH MY TV IN SOON the lsatest advert now is this shitty pouring yogurt with jamie theakston i dnt get activia they seem to be hiring washed up actors nd celebs whos last job was before 1994 and jamie in the advert says this new pouring yoghurt is full of biffidus culture, wtf is biffidus its not even real put about 85% laxative in your shit product then people might actually not feel bloated, and feeling bloated only happens when u stuff to much into your belly at once fuck u danone and fuck you activia GOD I HATE THESE FUCKING ADVERTS IM GONNA SMASH MY TV IN SOON

]]> By: mike http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11455 mike Tue, 05 Oct 2010 13:10:55 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11455 now we got that ugly cow martine mcoutchon or w/e her name is doing these activia adverts god should never let stupid people make adverts now we got that ugly cow martine mcoutchon or w/e her name is doing these activia adverts god should never let stupid people make adverts

]]> By: mike http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11435 mike Sun, 03 Oct 2010 11:33:01 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11435 feel bloated take a shit do fart if that dnt work take some antacide pills likea yogurts gonna help i actually tried these yogurts when they was on offer in asda for like 50p cos the was going out of date next day didnt do nothing for my insidey bits and tasted awful to thick, tbh the reason you get bloated is eating this crap thats thicker than horse sperm feel bloated take a shit do fart if that dnt work take some antacide pills likea yogurts gonna help i actually tried these yogurts when they was on offer in asda for like 50p cos the was going out of date next day didnt do nothing for my insidey bits and tasted awful to thick, tbh the reason you get bloated is eating this crap thats thicker than horse sperm

]]> By: Jay P2J http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11397 Jay P2J Tue, 21 Sep 2010 05:56:42 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11397 Lol @ weemummy & Parrot M'bater! I would hate readers of this ad hating forum to think I hate yoghurt, as this is not the case. I just hate the bullsh1t that is used to sell a product that is essentially milk gone 'off'. How much are these marketing toss-potts paid? It's mind numbing tripe, I feel my life force leeching from my body during every ad-break.... Lol @ weemummy & Parrot M’bater!

I would hate readers of this ad hating forum to think I hate yoghurt, as this is not the case. I just hate the bullsh1t that is used to sell a product that is essentially milk gone ‘off’. How much are these marketing toss-potts paid? It’s mind numbing tripe, I feel my life force leeching from my body during every ad-break….

]]> By: Parrot Masturbator http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11396 Parrot Masturbator Mon, 20 Sep 2010 21:41:27 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11396 LMAO @ "Parrot wank", Jay P2J, you're most amusing in your creative disparaging. OK, if Martine McCutcheon's favourite is Peaches and Cream, I'm sure there's plenty of guys who'd love to come give her some cream on her peaches. She even says it slightly suggestively in the ad, too. Oh, and that's without getting onto the 'dyno-rodding' of arses... hehehe. LMAO @ “Parrot wank”, Jay P2J, you’re most amusing in your creative disparaging.

OK, if Martine McCutcheon’s favourite is Peaches and Cream, I’m sure there’s plenty of guys who’d love to come give her some cream on her peaches. She even says it slightly suggestively in the ad, too. Oh, and that’s without getting onto the ‘dyno-rodding’ of arses… hehehe.

]]> By: Weemummy http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11385 Weemummy Tue, 14 Sep 2010 21:24:31 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11385 @ Jay P2J, I do remember that Senna add, and ur so right!!!! Now there is also Activia deliciously creamy. I want to kick that woman in the throat. @ Jay P2J, I do remember that Senna add, and ur so right!!!! Now there is also Activia deliciously creamy.
I want to kick that woman in the throat.

]]> By: Jay P2J http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11384 Jay P2J Tue, 14 Sep 2010 21:13:26 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11384 Oh and whilst I'm on topic, does anyone remember the senna advert, where this dosey mare is off for a job interview? The narrator sets the tone: 'There's nothing worse than constipation on your big day'. Well actually, surely the shits would be a lot worse. I think I could explain the gaps in my work record with constipation, but I might get stuck with it running down my leg. These ads are a real pile of parrot wank. Oh and whilst I’m on topic, does anyone remember the senna advert, where this dosey mare is off for a job interview? The narrator sets the tone: ‘There’s nothing worse than constipation on your big day’. Well actually, surely the shits would be a lot worse. I think
I could explain the gaps in my work record with constipation, but I might get stuck with it running down my leg. These ads are a real pile of parrot wank.

]]> By: Jay P2J http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11383 Jay P2J Tue, 14 Sep 2010 21:09:54 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11383 I'm a Registered Nurse. I've worked in General Surgery Theatre. Here is my advice: if your bloated, constipated, full or just want the kind of crap that takes so long you need a bookshelf in the shithouse, then an Activia will do sweet FA. Eat fruit, drink fluids, get some exercise, eat fibre but most of all, don't be a moron and think a yoghurt will dyno rod your arse. These ads are a complete bag of monkeys nuts. I’m a Registered Nurse. I’ve worked in General Surgery Theatre. Here is my advice: if your bloated, constipated, full or just want the kind of crap that takes so long you need a bookshelf in the shithouse, then an Activia will do sweet FA. Eat fruit, drink fluids, get some exercise, eat fibre but most of all, don’t be a moron and think a yoghurt will dyno rod your arse.

These ads are a complete bag of monkeys nuts.

]]> By: tuz http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11381 tuz Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:53:57 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11381 The advert might as well say "Go on ladies! Have a shit!!! The advert might as well say “Go on ladies! Have a shit!!!

]]> By: tuz http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/comment-page-1/#comment-11380 tuz Mon, 13 Sep 2010 19:53:03 +0000 http://tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk/activia/#comment-11380 The advert might as well say "Go on ladies! Have a shit!! The advert might as well say “Go on ladies! Have a shit!!

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