Comments on: Accident Advice Helpline – Esther Rantzen

By: XXX

XXX — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:17:32 +0000

LOL… I also work for accident advise!!! hahahahahahahaha love the comments!

By: X

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:02:25 +0000

Hahahahahhahahaaa I actually work for accident advise helpline!! But I agree with every comment on this page lol!! Carry on peeps!!

By: simla

simla — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:22:15 +0000

LOL…you have no idea how much money AAH makes. but to be honest the people who have slips and trips dont get hardly anything the real money is in RTA’s ‘Road traffic accidents’ thats where these companys make the REAL money i.e hire cars etc etc etc..but on the ad front its the worst one out off them all lol

By: Potty Rottie

Potty Rottie — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:40:13 +0000

Esther Rantzen, Michael Parkinson, all these celebrities with these accident insurance. All get on my bloody nerves, and what about Billy Murray in Injurylawyers4u ( played Johnny Allen in EastEnders ). ” They’re REAL lawyers “. What’s that supposed to mean ? You’re better off with an unreal lawyer because the law is an arse !!! Get a toy lawyer stuck together with sticky tape !!! Billy Murray in that ad gets on my bloody nerves !!!
Supermarkets also should not employ celebrities as in Morrissons. Surely employing these greedy idiots adds to the price of the goods.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:25:13 +0000

Ha ha – funny to see that both National Accident Helpline and Esther’s own Accident Advice are actually advertising on this page.

This shows that a) They have a sense of humour, b) They don’t get it, and c) This website doesn’t give a shit and just want’s the money.

Genius! I wonder how many clicks they’ll get?

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:20:20 +0000

Arghh!! Please Esther get back into your coffin and get the fuck off my telly.

This advert is SOOO OLD, 7 Fucking Years to be precise yet their starting to show it CONSTANTLY, anyone who uses Accident Advice Helpline after seeing this pile of shite should be shot.

I also notice that Billy Murry is back with a New ad for Injury Lawyers 4 U, making such statements as “Where real lawyers” – well your not going to be pretend are you? and “we work for you” – who else do you work for? and such delights as “where 100% real Lawyers” – Hmm and I though they where 99% full of shit!

Also I see “I was installing a fire alarm and I was given the wrong type of ladder I should have never climbed up in the first place since I Knew it was “the wrong type of ladder” (is their such a thing?) yet I claimed £7,000 compo hehehe I’m so smug….. Is back again! not to mention his friend with the incredibly stupid fringe (Fat Bastard) takes a fall walking to the canteen with her exploding handbag of fucking rubbish – Who would use a company with such horrific adverts, they should be banned and fined £7,000 (Without having to go to court!) for every single time this advert was shown over the last 40 years

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:41:07 +0000

What the fuck? This shitty ad is STILL ON?! If this ad is really from 2003 then why are we still seeing an advert from SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO?!

By: Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:11:24 +0000

A woman walks into a building, does not watch where she is going and slips on a wet floor……

1) Try buying sensible non slip soles !

2) Buy a mirror and take a look at your fringe woman….. there’s an even worse disaster, you should sue your hairdresser

By: accident claims

accident claims — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:49:12 +0000

Makes you wonder why these people get involved in advertising for such things (asides from the massive chunk of cash that is) Not surprising that old Esther feautured in BBC3′s list of most annoying people of 2009.

My vote for next year will be for Dale Winton after just seeing that unbelievable crap “Cash My Gold” advert. Why Oh Why!!!!!!!!!

By: Tom Lovecock

Tom Lovecock — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:17:21 +0000

the guy with the spikey blonde hair and pink tie looks so gay in the back row.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 +0000

Oh? You’re back are you Silky? Look what happens when you leave the playground unattended…

Seriously though, welcome back, please post more ads for us to rage about…

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:44:16 +0000

Has this site closed down now?

The last post was 28 July 2009 (Wank Bingo) come on there have been 100’s of crap adverts since then that are going unappreciated….

By: Silky

Silky — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:34:16 +0000

Yeah I know, Jono.bl, aren’t I the cunt?

By: Jono.bl

Jono.bl — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:41:35 +0000

Say what you like but I notice that you have an advert for the same company at the top of your page.

By: Paul Shaw

Paul Shaw — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:47:36 +0000

A load of metal fell on me, I immediately phoned accident advice helpline, perhaps phoning an ambulance would have been your best bet you money chasing scrounging tosser.

By: Another Ad Hater

Another Ad Hater — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:15:40 +0000

Oh fucking hell! I was just flicking through all the channels on my Freeview and then when I got to ITV2+1, I saw this shit excuse for an accident helpline ad on that channel. If this is really from 2003 then they really need to FUCKING UPDATE this crap now! Seriously, is this company so low on cash that they have to use the same ad from 6 fucking years ago?!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:25:08 +0000

Has anyone watched the program Lie To Me, It shows how the natural actions we do, show thru body language as to what we’re really thinking, If you notice when Esther asks Steve how Accident helpline helped him, he started his response by using the middle finger of his left hand.
Now if Lie to Me, is the truth, he wasn’t impressed by his first reaction with Accident Helpline. lol.

ps, Does anyone know the surname of this Steve, I know him, but bejiggered if i know where from.

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 11:48:09 +0000

After coming in from work and switching my telly on i could not beleive that i saw this advert again, allmost 2 years after they showed it its still on ARGHGHH!!

It looks like a 20p job too, i mean it just looks so old

Plus i hate her ” All my life i have been campaining for fair compensation” no love more like “all my life i have been helping anyone i can find claim compo for anything i dream up”

PLEASE GET THIS UTTER WET SHITE OFF MY TELLY!!!!!!

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By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:30:35 +0000

They had to put “advertisment” across the bottom, just in case the high production values and a headline star confused you. It’s the same reason that there are instructions on a box of dental floss. Somedays I just wish the bombs would fall, and the cockroaches get their chance…