Comments on: Accident Advice Helpline – Esther Rantzen

By: AAH Employee

AAH Employee — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:55:55 +0000

I have worked for these goons for over a year. They are terrible employers. They don’t offer a pension scheme or competitive holidays and their offices are in the middle of arguably London’s most boring suburb. I think circus animals that live in cages would have more motivation go to work than anyone here. I wouldn’t be surprised if suicide was endemic in the area. I am only still here because I was too lazy to apply for anything else. The hypocrisy sickens me – all this ‘access to justice’ shite – when all they’re doing is lining their own pockets with hefty solicitors’ fees. if they’re so fussed about getting people access to justice they should sell their Bentleys and go and volunteer at the local CAB.

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By: Former AAH employee

Former AAH employee — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 14:47:17 +0000

I worked for Accident Advice Helpline for 5 long years…. I also worked there when this horrendous advert was in production circa 2003. if anyone is wondering, the cast is made up of genuine clients of AAH that were ‘delighted’ with the company. The reality is that most of them were friends or relatives of employees who had made claims through the company. No one got paid anything so as you can imagine, the production was even cheaper than it looks. The only person profiting from this shambles of an advert is Esher who is, I’m sure, still receiving massive chunks of AAH’s profits as a result! They initally tried to get Angela Rippon to appear but good sense must have told her otherwise… Esther, you will never recover from this!

If anyone is still working for AAH and reads this…. GET THE HELL OUT! I have never met anyone who left and regretted it!!

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 13:07:32 +0000

Those fucking wankers at the National Fucking Accident Helpline have got a new advert on the TV and it’s worse than the fringe woman and the twat on the ladder. Now we’ve got shit CG animations with a dog and some giant. The worst part of this ad is that the dog’s voice is done by JOE FUCKING PASQUALE! Yes, a shit advert complete with one of the most ANNOYING presenters ever! He was fucking terrible on Price is Right. And the phrase the dog says is the dumbest I’ve ever heard. “I’ve had an accident, I think I need compensation.” FUCK OFF! Underdog?! FUCK RIGHT OFF!

By: XXX

XXX — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 23:17:32 +0000

LOL… I also work for accident advise!!! hahahahahahahaha love the comments!

By: X

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:02:25 +0000

Hahahahahhahahaaa I actually work for accident advise helpline!! But I agree with every comment on this page lol!! Carry on peeps!!

By: simla

simla — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 20:22:15 +0000

LOL…you have no idea how much money AAH makes. but to be honest the people who have slips and trips dont get hardly anything the real money is in RTA’s ‘Road traffic accidents’ thats where these companys make the REAL money i.e hire cars etc etc etc..but on the ad front its the worst one out off them all lol

By: Potty Rottie

Potty Rottie — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:40:13 +0000

Esther Rantzen, Michael Parkinson, all these celebrities with these accident insurance. All get on my bloody nerves, and what about Billy Murray in Injurylawyers4u ( played Johnny Allen in EastEnders ). ” They’re REAL lawyers “. What’s that supposed to mean ? You’re better off with an unreal lawyer because the law is an arse !!! Get a toy lawyer stuck together with sticky tape !!! Billy Murray in that ad gets on my bloody nerves !!!
Supermarkets also should not employ celebrities as in Morrissons. Surely employing these greedy idiots adds to the price of the goods.

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:25:13 +0000

Ha ha – funny to see that both National Accident Helpline and Esther’s own Accident Advice are actually advertising on this page.

This shows that a) They have a sense of humour, b) They don’t get it, and c) This website doesn’t give a shit and just want’s the money.

Genius! I wonder how many clicks they’ll get?

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:20:20 +0000

Arghh!! Please Esther get back into your coffin and get the fuck off my telly.

This advert is SOOO OLD, 7 Fucking Years to be precise yet their starting to show it CONSTANTLY, anyone who uses Accident Advice Helpline after seeing this pile of shite should be shot.

I also notice that Billy Murry is back with a New ad for Injury Lawyers 4 U, making such statements as “Where real lawyers” – well your not going to be pretend are you? and “we work for you” – who else do you work for? and such delights as “where 100% real Lawyers” – Hmm and I though they where 99% full of shit!

Also I see “I was installing a fire alarm and I was given the wrong type of ladder I should have never climbed up in the first place since I Knew it was “the wrong type of ladder” (is their such a thing?) yet I claimed £7,000 compo hehehe I’m so smug….. Is back again! not to mention his friend with the incredibly stupid fringe (Fat Bastard) takes a fall walking to the canteen with her exploding handbag of fucking rubbish – Who would use a company with such horrific adverts, they should be banned and fined £7,000 (Without having to go to court!) for every single time this advert was shown over the last 40 years

By: Ad Hater 2.0

Ad Hater 2.0 — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:41:07 +0000

What the fuck? This shitty ad is STILL ON?! If this ad is really from 2003 then why are we still seeing an advert from SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO?!

By: Sweeney Todd

Sweeney Todd — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 09:11:24 +0000

A woman walks into a building, does not watch where she is going and slips on a wet floor……

1) Try buying sensible non slip soles !

2) Buy a mirror and take a look at your fringe woman….. there’s an even worse disaster, you should sue your hairdresser

By: accident claims

accident claims — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 14:49:12 +0000

Makes you wonder why these people get involved in advertising for such things (asides from the massive chunk of cash that is) Not surprising that old Esther feautured in BBC3′s list of most annoying people of 2009.

My vote for next year will be for Dale Winton after just seeing that unbelievable crap “Cash My Gold” advert. Why Oh Why!!!!!!!!!

By: Tom Lovecock

Tom Lovecock — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:17:21 +0000

the guy with the spikey blonde hair and pink tie looks so gay in the back row.

By: CovertJellyfish

CovertJellyfish — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:25:37 +0000

Oh? You’re back are you Silky? Look what happens when you leave the playground unattended…

Seriously though, welcome back, please post more ads for us to rage about…

By: Daniel Newton

Daniel Newton — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:44:16 +0000

Has this site closed down now?

The last post was 28 July 2009 (Wank Bingo) come on there have been 100’s of crap adverts since then that are going unappreciated….

By: Silky

Silky — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 15:34:16 +0000

Yeah I know, Jono.bl, aren’t I the cunt?

By: Jono.bl

Jono.bl — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:41:35 +0000

Say what you like but I notice that you have an advert for the same company at the top of your page.

By: Paul Shaw

Paul Shaw — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:47:36 +0000

A load of metal fell on me, I immediately phoned accident advice helpline, perhaps phoning an ambulance would have been your best bet you money chasing scrounging tosser.

By: Another Ad Hater

Another Ad Hater — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 17:15:40 +0000

Oh fucking hell! I was just flicking through all the channels on my Freeview and then when I got to ITV2+1, I saw this shit excuse for an accident helpline ad on that channel. If this is really from 2003 then they really need to FUCKING UPDATE this crap now! Seriously, is this company so low on cash that they have to use the same ad from 6 fucking years ago?!