What’s This All About Then?

Television adverts, don’t you just love them?

What? No?

Well you like some but there’s some that you really, really hate?

Yes, us too.

So that’s what TV’s Worst Adverts is about. Adverts on TV that we hate.

Simple.

So You’re Some Sort of Failed Advertising Exec Then?

Failure, Yes.
Advertising Exec, No.

I’m just a regular loser who got sick of watching rubbish TV adverts and screaming into the blackness.

You Cannot Be Serious?

OK, I’ll level with you. I’m not completely serious. This site is tongue in cheek at best.

I know TV adverts aren’t the most important things in life. But doesn’t it feel good to have a little rant about people trying to sell you cream to stop your DNA being damaged?

Damn right, it does!

Why do You Got Adverts on an Anti-Adverts Blog?

Look, a girl’s got to eat, hasn’t she? Well so have I.

Plus, this is “TV’s Worst Adverts” not “The Internet’s Worst Ads By Google”.

Any either way, this isn’t an Anti-Advert blog, it’s an Anti-Shit-Advert blog.

I Hate Adverts Too, How Do I Play?

So, here’s how you can get involved in this hate fuelled site.

At the bottom of each rant against advertising incompetence is a voting system that lets you give the advert a score out of 5. Just roll your mouse over the score you want to give it, and click.

Go on. Try it. It’s fun!

But be warned: you can only vote for each advert once. So think carefully and don’t let hate take control of your actions or, just like Luke Skywalker, you might end up cutting off your own father’s hand.

(OK, you probably won’t end up cutting your father’s hand off, but you can only vote once.)

When possible we try to include the actual advert along with the post but, if not, click the Judge for yourself link to an online version of the advert.

If there’s an advert on TV that you really hate and we’ve not added it then tell us about it.

I’d LOVE to Send Spam E-Mails to TV’s Worst Adverts!

If you have a general beef you want to get off your chest (or you’re a serious spam outfit) you can e-mail me at this address: silky@tvs-worst-adverts.co.uk.

I LeAve Funking Coment’s. Your eDIt ThoSe, Clown Face

I really love it when people leave comments on TVs Worst Adverts. Love it. It’s what keeps this site going.

But sometimes comments go too far or don’t make sense in English and other times I’m threatened with being beaten sadistically about the face and neck unless I remove a comment.

So I, Silky Shitbiscuit, reserve the right to edit or delete comments as I see fit to protect the integrity of this site (Ha!) and/or my boyish good looks (Ha ha!).

I’ve Submitted a Bad Ad. What’s Happened to it?

First off, thanks for submitting a bad ad. I appreciate it.

Second off, you should know that I’m really fucking lazy so sorting through the bad ads that get submitted takes me an age.

I do read all the ads that are submitted though and I try to write up as many as I can, so please be patient.

As with comments I reserve the right to edit bad ad submissions as I see fit but I will always attribute the post back to the submitter.

Nice one.